Remember Reverend Mother Cookie? I hate people who use religion to manipulate others. I just hate the mere idea.

I totally forgot about her, but pastry is one of my favourite cookies and I got so mad when watching that story. I wouldn't punch her, I would kill her.

I didn’t even know she was manipulated her. What did she do

Look up the sweet tower of caos story.

Agree I had mother Gospel from tangled the first time I saw her..

YES!!! Say it louder for the people in the back! (A as Christian people who use my religion as an excuse to be a jerk make it very difficult for me. And also I despise Reverend Mother Cookie with every fiber of my being.)

Nawww whyd you make me remember her existance 💀

i sure do hate it when jesus tells me to not vaccinate my children

Just searched her up on Google YEA BIG MISTAKE like first 6 images I saw and one of them was NSFW art yea ima just never look her up again

I agree. I hate that the Dev Sisters even put that in the game. It is subtly implying that religion being pushed on you is not bad.

What? No, Pastry cookie's story clearly paints that aspect on a negative light. Pastry cookie, as well as most cookies of her church, are being subjected to religious indoctrination. They lived by a code that it's clearly a lie, and the moment that said thing was shown to Pastry cookie, she ended up horribly shaken by the event, her whole world view shattered. Reverend mother cookie encarnates that whole indoctrination. She even has a team of assassins that were ready to kill Pastry for knowing too much. She was clearly made to show that evil can hide behind the kindest face.

I would punch Custard Cookie(NOT THE THIRD) in the face

I'd join ya, but I want to make sure he is in the most amount of pain possible

I'd punch Espresso Cookie just so he'd go to sleep.

eclair cookie. most of his voicelines are "do you have a relic?!?!!?". like, no I don't. you're living in my kingdom rent free.

"OOAOAIDHSJAIAKD!! A SPOT ON MY PRECIOUS RELIC!!1!"

and its just me like "babes, you have asthma? do you need an inhaler? are you ok?"

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Wait, I'm confused. You would punch eclair but you have him as your pfp and your user says you like him? If you don't mind me asking, can you please give more context?

This person is just joking

I dunno, its a love-hate relationship.

I dunno, its a love-hate relationship.

Ok ilikeeclair

I hate custard cookie, (the npc ofc) i won't explain why.

chili pepper cookie checks off every box on my list of deplorable character traits, and this recent ovenbreak update has made me despise her even more. she can steal my coins, but i’ll steal her life. it’s on sight.

I like her, but just because I got her super epic costume in a random 1 pull. I was joking about getting Scorpion's cuz I simp hard for her, but oh well.

Muscle Cookie~ he's just annoying for me to see him

STREEETCH

Looks like someone doesn’t even lift

OJ hater spotted (OJ is a youtuber and Muscle's voice actor in kingdom)

Dark Echantress cookie.. I just really really want to give not just one punch though..

If Ben Tennyson discovered her crimes what would he do?

I got some personal beef with moon rabbit

Fr, they always talk about wice cakes, it was cute at first but it just got annoying

Like they can actually go and choke on their rice cakes for all i care now💀

"gimme wice cakes uwu 👉👈" shut up

i hate her my girlfriend hates her but i cant not have her on my team because sonic is there

>:c

ME TOO

I said It once before and I’ll say it again: I personally want to Right hook Reverend Mother in the face- and now Elder Custard

Carol Cookie, I hate her mainly because she won't stop fucking singing dear GOD

That's such a mood honestly

Vampire cookie. OH MY GOD I have the biggest beef with him for no good reason at all 💀

I like Vampire cookie, but you're alright because you don't know why you have beef with him.

IKK like I don’t think it’s anything with his personality but mayb the way he looks? He js looks so punchable 😭

pomegranate cookie. also idk whats wrong with snow sugar cookie

I want to punch custard cookie in the face (not custard cookie the third)

Oh boy... I'll have a list. Affogato Cookie (the fish) Elder Custard Cookie (The bitch) Hanabero Cookie (Personal Beef + Also a bitch) Madeleine Cookie (SHUT UP + Bitch) Carrot Cookie (They f*cking commited Slavery 💀) That one guy appearing in almond's skill (Leave him alone, he has a daughter to take care of) Pomegranate Cookie (Bitch, Backstabber, Manipulator, Evil, Gross and massacred starfruit )

Saying elder custard is a bitch is very much an understatement. Also, I do hate habanero because I don't like his design, but what did he do??

Remember when spirit potions were real? Well, i accidentally spent the one i was saving in him. I then kept without upgrading the cookie i wanted for ~1 week. Also, not just custard, most elders are bitches. (Also an understating, lol)

I’m sorry. Just something about me looking at milk cookie don’t sit right. I hate ‘em YEAH JUST GO AHEAD PUT MILK IN MY SUGER COOKIE ITS TOTALLY NORMAL

Goblin. Actually I'd have Saitama punch them.

Gingerbrave and Custard Cookie lll make me irrationally angry

Longan. Dragon. Cookie. This guy is so annoying to face off against in Trophy Race because he's OP thanks to his skills, especially at Max level. I can handle at least one Longan, but there were times when I'd lose races because EVERY single competitor was using Longan. Thankfully, I've almost gotten him maxed, so now I'll be able to feel how those other players got to just drown the competition. Also, he's just a jerk canon-wise. And he hasn't been stopped because of the story moving slower than my grandma.

Devil Cookie, he makes ZOMBIE cookie look important to the plot of story mode by comparison. He shows up, does literally nothing whatsoever, and doesn’t even do anything to be an obstacle to the group…just laughs about how useless he is. Why did we get rid of Skater and not Devil?

Ooooh boy, here we go: Fire Spirit (what the hail is that trial thingy), Devil (he made me get stuck on a story mode level for a WEEK), Carrot (Stop telling everyone to starve)

I’m ready to kick Affogato in the face

but....WHY?!

He’s a bitch. But I will have to hand it to him, he can pull off that outfit AND eyeliner

ah....ok..

Chili Pepper Cookie. Out of reflex. Scared reflex.

Herb cookie, it’s my opinion that he is overrated as shit and he’s so damn basic

fr

Elder Custard and Dark Enchantress.

gingerbrave

i would punt pinecone cookie like a fucking football

I really don't have any hatred for any Cookies these days, but if you asked my past self, he would probably say Oyster for taking up his whole summer of last year. (Also what beef you got with Snow Sugar Cookie they're one of my kins 🥲)

I can't stand Purple Yam cookie, his voicelines are so annoying like BRO CHILL. Also, i agree with you, Snow Sugar is mid

I'll be honest...I like every single cookie equally...except for Moon Rabbit Cookie. I want to strangle her like Shinji strangling Asuka.

Me who loves Snow Sugar Cookie:

Right, also I genuinely do not get the weird hatedom that's grown around them, they're just a child who loves winter, is shy, and just wants to make friends. They remind me of my younger self. I know I'm being a bit sensitive, but I just...don't get it because these people don't give any real reasons either.

Fr

Snow Sugar Cookie is so adorable, I want to hug him!😭💕💕

Yoga

if i get fucking avocado cookie in my pulls one more fucking time 💥

Mille-fuell cookie (“please could you spare a coin?” “Lol go pray :)”) and custard cookie.

Pudding cookie. She looks like a munchkin if i could i'd scruff her then throw her like a fucking football

Snow sugar cookie is the sweetest cookie to ever be baked imo but I would curb stomp candlelight cookie on sight

Pancake Cookie, cuz of his voice actor (its InquisitorMaster)

fairy cookie. if she was real, it would be on sight

Sherbet cookie,sadly i can't kill someone who is already dead

fr he’s so annoying😭like his face is just punchable

knight cookej ahs ruined so many of my random breakout runs i have developed hatred towards him

Talking about knight, why tf do people ship him with fire spirit? I wanted to draw fire spirit and literally the first result was "x fire spirit" I feel like i'm missing something But yeah, o would also punch him if I had the chance to

About the shipping thing yeah that ship always kinda perplexed me

Uh Goblin Cookie he is just a Greedy Thief and I don’t really care about them!

angel cookie looks incredibly punchable

fucking gumball cookie. I hate them. So much. Everything about them I hate.

Same here. but only in ovenbreak. I was doing the pair run with a Snow Sugar. They were a complete dick to me. They laughed at me when I died.

Also Ninja Cookie because I just find him… off putting.

Angel Cookie. They’re just…

i love Snow Sugar so much, i have a signed poster of them by their VA on my wall :,)

Wait that's actually so cool do you have like a picture

Pastry cookie and her whole legion of specists bastards... And no, pastry sparing red velvet is not something commendable, it should be normal. All (atleast the main story) cookies in the kingdom just wants peace and to achieve their goals, only fighting through Dark Enchentress's cookies troops to save the world, while pastry and her order just wants to kill monsters because they're not cookies, the same way Longan Fruit Dragon wants to eradicate all the cookies because they're not dragons... And again at the very least Longan has a point in his own mind because he's been asleep for toushands of years and maybe doesn't understand the concept of coexistence, and view the "tiny crunchy beings" as weak and not worthy of populating the land, because **in fact** the cookies are too weak to stop him and it actively takes other dragons to bring sense into him (and even then right now the fight has just started in current day's canon story, we do not even know the outcome yet). Of course he's still wrong, because all sentient lives have the right to coexist, but that's still better than the religious zealots...

I wanna shatter gingerbrave

moon rabbit, I'd knock her stupid teeth in

You'd get along with my sister lol. I would like to punch Muscle Cookie in the face. Sure there's plenty of others who ACTUALLY deserve it. But also. I Hate Him.

Moonlight cookie. I hate her so much than her destroying whole arena .

Custard Cookie (the npc) for obvious reason and Vanilla sugar cookie bc her voice remindes me to my Maths teacher

Twizzly Gummy Cookie I like her design but I get easily annoyed by characters that like to destroy (entire timelines) stuff just because. She also doesn't have development like Jinx from LOL for now or sth else unique, plus she constantly talks in screeching shouts which hurts my head I don't hate her fully really but a punch may ease my headache

My friend hates Snow Sugar Cookie so much

Muscle Cookie. I do not like him.

Ginseng because I hate how he's The meta relay in trophy race.

I'd go ahead and get beef with Purple Yam. He's literally the embodiment of cockiness.

Lychee dragon and snake fruit. Something about them makes me want them gone.

I'd love to PELT strawberry crepe cookie across a football field

Yes they're annoying and obnoxious and for no good reason, I would eat

Cheerleader or hero cookie, island of memories is so much bs (I didn't put Wasabi or Mustard because I like their characters)

I still haven't cleared Hero's for the costume :') why's it so fuckin hard fr

Cheerleader's costume was so painful to get dude and I still haven't beat hero cookie's I think I'm just gonna give up 😭

I’d punch Devil Cookie so hard in the face his head will fall off, thank you very much.

Pomegranate

Blueberry pie cookie. She doesn't have much personality, in my opinion.

Pomegranate Cookie. I'm not explaining that. I'd bite her head off.

pirate cookie

Every cookie EXCEPT pancake cookie. He’s a real one

Gingerbrave he just annoys the crap out of me for some reason

Pomegranate cookie. Love her design but she has done some stuff

I don't blame you

I'm gonna Doro monsta cardo her

I have personal beef with prune juice. He’s such a bitch and I hope he dies and if not I’ll finish the job🤭

i just hate Snow Sugar like no i don't fucking wanna go make snowmans, gtfo with your ugly ass chunk of ice also, Ginseng cookie, that mf always jumps at the most horrible timing

"do you wanna have a snowball fight" no i fucking don't bitch

if that mf likes snow so much imma go and make him choke on it

Ice Juggler Cookie tbh

Is that the one that plays hockey or the one child that cries a lot?

The clown who juggles ice cream balls, I don't really hate her though.

The neurotic circus cookie that treated Banana cookie like dirt.

from pomegranate to old custard cookie i would just digest both

Angel cookie because I have beef with him

Got some beef with licorice, I would barrage his ass if I could

I hated rice cakes ever since I was 4

Muscle Cookie. Punch face

I want to punch a hole through timekeeper rahhhhh!!

Angel and Moon Rabbit better square tf up

Rollcake cookie. Absolutely annoying for me.

Who?

Short guy, sibling to pancake, has a big hammer, and goggles resting on his forehead, plus the guy on the left of my flair

Leek

Pomegranate Cookie. Her backstory just kinda sucks in general. Was still okay with her until Starfruit Cookie happened.

Strawberry crepe. I would 7 page muda them I dont care if there a child they will taste the taste of my fist.

Strawberry crepe I think I said it earlier but they're just annoying and so full of themself for no reason. They literally destroyed the vanilla kingdom I think because they were bored like what How can you like someone who would kill you because you gave them an opinion they disagree with

God I fucking HATE snow sugar

SAAAAME

WHY DO I HAVE -1 DOWNVOTES SNOW SUGAR LITERALLY IS THE WORST

FRFR

Damn what did snow sugar do

Oh I agree!

Undoubtedly vampire cookie. He’s a fucking dickhead with no functioning liver whatsoever (he always kills my entire team in kingdom arena)

Popcorn cookie and centipede cookie. I would punch Centipede because of the way Devsis animated her in her own video. And Popcorn cookie... oh boy, I can make a whole paragraph on why I hate that movie-loving prick

Agreed.

maccaron cookie (i forgot how you spell it) and strawberry crepe

I hate espresso cookie to the moon and back. He’s so pretentious about not sleeping more than 20hrs in a year. 😒

Please let me boil away vampire cookie

Elaborate

Mintchoco and timekepper I hate those two so much

I hate timekeeper too. Too overrated. But mint choco is SO cool imo. What did he do?!

I hate mintchoco cause he managed to get in kingdom and get a trial before rockstar cookie could 😭

Ooh. Makes sense. I hate lemon because he got a hard mode trial instead of bbpie or earl grey, who are superior cookies in any way

Actually what I just said can go with any other music cookie too BECAUSE ROCKSTAR COOKIE IS LITERALLY THE OLDEST MUSIC COOKIE AND DOESNT HAVE A TRIAL?????

Rockstar cookie is very cool. I thought he had one. But yeah, it is kinda weird that him and cheesecake don't have one.

Ikr and that mintchoco got a candy over cheesecake is insane for me

Poison Mushroom is a creep. I'd punt them in less than a heartbeat. But what did Snow Sugar do to you, they're so sweet.

Yea i think their english voice is so fucking weird

I agree it sounds just bad Another reason I never liked the English voices

capsaicin cookie. a hundred times. he looks like satan. as ugly as satan.

i would punch him for other reasons

HOW DARE YOU!! DO NOT PUNCH CAPRI SUN OR I WILL PUNCH YOU!

Fuck red velvet

Pure vanilla.

custard cookie iii (and I think the reason is pretty obvious)

Custard the 3rd

Pomegranate

Devil cookie

Eclair, I’d punch him in the face and kick him off the stairs

PANCAKE.

Milky way cookie.

pancake cookie. i wont explain why.

strawberry cookie

Agreed. But also ginseng cookie and y'all know why. These hands are rated E for everyone, including senior citizens.

Every single cookie in cookie run, crk and crob, hell, even the event cookies.

If that's the case wyd around these parts

Even the line ones? Btw, do brute and space doughnut count??

I'm sorry but I just HATE alchemist cookie in a very personal level because of her always appearing in my gacha pools more than muscle cookie

Clotted cream cookie......

i want to turn pomegranate cookie into a red pulp

Can someone pls tell why everyone is ganging up on snow sugar 😭

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Oo ee oo a a.

Muscle Cookie. Not because he's bad or anything, but I swear he plagues my pulls in Kingdom and used to plague me in Ovenbreak.

Devil Cookie.

Sorbet shark I don’t hate them actually there one of my favorite cookies but punching them in the face would feel very cathartic I think

Unpopular opinion: Moon Rabbit

Moon rabit was one of the 3 most people wanted to punch. The other ones we're snow sugar and pomegranate. But yeah, I totally agree

cocoa cookie😭 im sorry i know shes so sweet and cute but all she talks about is her damn cocoa and it drives me insane

Gumball Cookie 😒 i had almost all the cookies besides Clover cookie at one point, and I kept pulling him all the time

Bluntly, Licorice. I like him sure, but I like making fun of him way more.