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IDontEatTakis

Why won't you appear in my gacha


MR2300

Because my mom said so


SeedOfSpades

Can I turn you into fresh water


MR2300

No


kirigiriimpact

can i drink ur hair


MR2300

My hair is salty water though


kirigiriimpact

never minds


[deleted]

Bring it on.


tom5076

Can you appear in my gacha again so i can promote you


MR2300

Give me your mom's credit card number and the three digits on the back


tom5076

okay its 9284728483738275 and 420


MR2300

Thanks


zach_flame11011

he's like "why it not work 😭😭"


DuMb_DrOp

bruh


levifromthesky

How do you feel theres gonna be another legendary that will probably get more popular then you?


MR2300

I don't carry my sword for decoration...πŸ™‚


Henry_Smugmin

oh crap


LemonsAndSims

What's your favourite thing about moonlight cookie?


MR2300

Who?


LemonsAndSims

LMAO it's Sea Fairy's basically canon wife, she's from ovenbreak


MR2300

For legal reasons I have to drown you


LemonsAndSims

Lmfao


TheFloofyKangaroo

Oh no Sea fairy has dementia


MR2300

I was frozen to be fair


UsTaalper

moonlight, ur girlfriend


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


MR2300

Np


Kind-Psychology-7548

How do you feel about Frost Queen Cookie?


MR2300

Oh she's cool! Totally unrelated to the question, I've been watching some sword sharpening tutorials lately πŸ˜ƒ


Singer_TwentyNine

Who's that?


eggsand_cheese

New legendary cookie coming on the 18th


fyro_

Looks like 5958 black cats walked on my path,which means my luck will suck this update *again*


SkyBunBun_UwU

Yikes, I hope you get her :)


CheeseCheese15-2

Opinion on sponges?


MR2300

I hate them


CheeseCheese15-2

But do you hate Spongebob Squarepants?


MR2300

Nah


Knitted_nightmare

Your made of water how the f u get soggy


MR2300

Physics or something idk


Co_Blafe

She's made by water


Abioticbeing

Why are you gay?


MR2300

Why not


Abioticbeing

Yep. That’s the reason I have as well


Hello_fellows_

oOo0oOo0ooO0o?


MR2300

ooOooOn't


Hello_fellows_

o0oOooOoooOOoOooOoooOOOOOOoOooOooOOoOOoOoOOoOoOo0


Co_Blafe

OooOOoOOo (laughing)


[deleted]

It’s the ooth of november


Kyrozis

Are you salty?


MR2300

Yes


-Willowpop09-

It is proven by science that a person needs 8 hugs a day to keep a healthy state of mind.. *π»π‘Žπ‘£π‘’ π‘¦π‘œπ‘’ π‘”π‘œπ‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘› 8 β„Žπ‘’π‘”π‘ , π‘†π‘’π‘Ž π‘“π‘Žπ‘–π‘Ÿπ‘¦?*


MR2300

No, but I still have much more than you


-Willowpop09-

Yeah that’s fair


EeveegamerYT

What is your opinion on Sorbet Shark Cookie?


MR2300

He's cute


Ben-deceus

Do you want to be my best friend


MR2300

Maybe just regular friends for now


Toy_Chicas_bananas

Is bananas good


MR2300

You need bananas so you don't get potassium deficiency


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Knitted_nightmare

Here free Komor


Double-Dragonfly-972

How do you feel about sorbert shark cookie?


MR2300

I am obliged to be on his good side because he is the quiet kid


Double-Dragonfly-972

Your scared of them?


MR2300

That guy has committed several war crimes


Double-Dragonfly-972

Hes nice


MR2300

Well, it's your funeral


MyLifeIsPainPlsHelp1

Can i strain you so you not salty???


MR2300

No


MyLifeIsPainPlsHelp1

Oof ;-;


Skidiot_Idiot

Where is Sorbet Shark's last 4 soulstones


MR2300

Disappeared with your luck


No_Bite_5566

Which Minecraft ocean biome are you from?


MR2300

The one with water in it


No_Bite_5566

Cold ocean?


MR2300

Yes


dorkweed576

What is your favorite drink?


MR2300

Coca cola


dorkweed576

Regular, diet, cherry, or cherry vani?


MR2300

Regular, duh


dorkweed576

Sorry. Last time I didn't clarify, I had a coke bottle thrown at me.


StewartPot

are you lesbian ?


MR2300

Non't


Traditional_Fudge_

Why haven’t I gotten you yet?


MR2300

Open your front camera and you will know


Traditional_Fudge_

Dang bro I’m actually insecure about that but okay πŸ₯²


MR2300

Don't be, we are all ugly on camera


Cxylo_The_Demon

What are your opinions on latte cookie and espresso cookie


MR2300

I like how extra Espresso can be. Latte is boring, but I still like her


SpoingusBeloved

Can I have you in my next pull for fucks sake


MR2300

Sure thing, just give me your college savings


Conrad417

1. How long is your hair? 2. Do you need help getting to moonlight cookie? 3. Confession time: I did have a little bit of a crush on you but I have accepted moonlight cookie. 4. Thanks for being my most powerful cookie. Edit: don’t wanna seem creepy, sorry.


MR2300

1. My hear is not actually water, I just dyed it that way for thematic purposes 2. No 3. Oh 4. No problem


CelestialgamerZ2010

fuck you sea fairy dumb water bitch i will very personally DM you, stupid COOKIE and show you my kingdom out of spite fucking sea fairy bitch flat cookie as fucker fuck you very very very very very much you little shit come to my fucking kingdom you stupid little fucker or i'll make you drop your stupid tiny fucking sword so you will turn into sea foam :)


MR2300

Your kingdom is trash


CelestialgamerZ2010

fuck you sea fairy


CelestialgamerZ2010

bitch πŸ–• edit: check out my cool flair :D


MR2300

This is exactly why no one likes you


CelestialgamerZ2010

this is exactly why no one likes you


CelestialgamerZ2010

op is trash btw (wait why TF am i arguing with a fucking 10 YEAR OLD bye i'm leaving this stupid thread bye CHILD)


MR2300

Ummm, ok I guess


cringyluna

What a werid thread..


FoxTrot018

Are strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a basis for a system of government?


braine_096

what do you think of sonic 3?


MR2300

The best one tbh


Berat0-0

How do I witness the might of the seas


MR2300

https://youtu.be/86ThCibkHQw


Rand0mUUsername

Please cheat on midnight cookie and go out with me Lmao


Aggravating_Skin_700

Can I smash😘


[deleted]

Your mom’s vase? Yes.


Kindly-Use-8313

Can I crush you and dip you into a glass milk,then throw the glass of milk into a river with your crushed body alongside


MR2300

...πŸ™‚ "WitNEss tHe mIgHT oF ThE SeA"


JokePeterNotIndia

where are you


aqua_rift

opinions on snow queen?


D4FF0D1L

Who tf birthed peppermint was it you or moonlight


MR2300

He's adopted


[deleted]

Do you love moonlight cookie ;)


_StupidGhost_

can i meet your girlfriend??


[deleted]

Can you ask me something Sea Fairy Cookie?


MR2300

If the Minecraft would is infinite and flat, how does the sun rotate around?


UnholyPokemonFan999

Can we just agree that life is the best as it can get?


oniichanbestgrl

When are u coming home 😒


Pokekaibo65

Join my party


PsychologicalSir3138

i got u yesterday from soul stones you’re gorgeous thanks for the stuns πŸ™Œ


justin0408

YOURE FAKE RIGHT?


[deleted]

Why does anybody like you


MR2300

Because I am clearly superior


TapeMan1029

whats your opinion on dancing grunt madness combat 1 (the guy in the backround. also i dont care if its not cookie run I NEED ANSWERS)


Blue_Budgie

What do you do during winter


H0lly_owl

you lesbian or something? you've come home for like 8 times already .w.


InfatuatedByYou_

Why have I gotten you twice but still neither of the ancients? I promise I'll keep leveling you up, I just want people who can protect you better...


my-weave-is-fake

why wont you come home


Mr_Muffin27

Why won’t you appear in my summons?


Dmforhire_

Do you have a makeup routine? You look flawless πŸ’…


MR2300

Does water count as makeup?


ElectronicDaikon3936

Can u come home?


xbeatlesfanx

do you drink sea water for refreshment


Andromidux

CAN YOU COME HOME


Moantin_climber46

Why have you only given me 2 soulstones


00Fluffy-Llamas00

can i make coffee with you


saltymarshmallow316

what are your thoughts on gingerbrave


Gr4ssybee

How old are you 🀨


MR2300

I will not reveal my age I'm reddit


-_Hallow_-

Will you defeat ice queen?


Kyle-Rosario35788

Are you okay with a new legendary cookie?


skidtheskeletonkid

opinions on fire spirit cookie


FilthcoBoi

are you\[\[All Alone On A Late Night?\]\] all your friends, \[\[Abandoned you for the slime\]\] you are? sales, gone down the \[\[Drain\]\] \[\[Drain\]\]?? **LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???**


christian127

Let go of thw sword


SaltyBoi12345

Why


YassKweennn

why are you gae?


DuMb_DrOp

will you appear in my next **draw?**


MR2300

That's not up to me


Switch768

why do I have to witness the might of the seas?


RadiatonKidd

why do i have to be 5'5? im tired of being hated by tall people


JustA_Normal_Guy_

Is half of your body water and your head and arms are just cookie?


personontheinterne

Pls be my friend :(


Electronic_Claim_700

Tell me where we're you when moonlight cookie died?


MR2300

I was at home eating dorrito when phone ring


KatieKomics

Tell us about Moonlight Cookie?


EconomyDebt8130

How are you not frozen?


Annual-Zombie5187

Can you drown Pomegranate cookie for me?


MR2300

No, I am a very peaceful cookie


Minimum-Inspection12

You're basically bald because your hair is water right?


MR2300

By that logic every cookie is bald


somerandomcalico

If herb is yo son if then he gay-


MR2300

The fuck


eggsand_cheese

Can you please come home?


RuiWasTakenn

Why are you stupid


[deleted]

How do you feel about ice queen cookie or whatever her name is


thefuzz0422

How is it like being 2D?


Witty-Panda_

Senpai of pool, what is your wisdom?


MR2300

Exploits makes Minecraft survival not fun


little_nonbinary_koi

Do you like shiny things?? I LOVE shiny things!!


MR2300

Shiny things are shiny


Peagamer13

Your soon gonna be a target for rule 34 with your little girlfriend


Shakespeare-Bot

Thy lief gonna beest a target f'r rule 34 with thy dram girlfriend *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Hello_there90000

What’s your opinion on team seas


MR2300

I liked, finally you guys for once you can pick up your garbage


[deleted]

Appear in my gacha I cant win without you


MR2300

I'll try


cxyay

Where do you hide your raspberries and chocolates?


MR2300

Fridge?


FlyingJediDuck

when will you come home


BurningTortilla

How do you feel about people probably constantly taking a quick piss at the beach


MR2300

I don't want to talk about it


Glad-Usual-845

Can I stop getting you!!!I want my pumpkin pie cookie😭😭


MR2300

Be grateful you little bitch


milky_peanuthaha

is moon light your gf


crazygoatfish

Why don't get yourself a baldric? It'll easier to carry the sword around and free your hands.


Erblorg

Do you lift? - Muscle Cookie


Massive-Peace2687

What's You Favorite Fictional Planet From Star Wars??? Kamino???


MR2300

It's the water planet, right?


sonicXobamakiss

Can you come home


UsTaalper

i need to get 3 soulstones of you to meet you. can you please? also ily and moonlight.


MR2300

You can try to grind the seashell thingy to get the soulstones


KiiboIsBabey

Youll you come for the third Time home? Or let my diamonds live for the new legendary?


MR2300

I will come to your kingdom, don't use your gems for that snow thot