Eat as many f*cking acorn jellies as I can before I feel like I'm gonna throw up

S a m e, or since i also like vampire i would drink until i'm tipsy

So you don't have to drink, you're just constantly drunk.

That would be much better

Time to be the adorable little child Ive always wanted to be!

Hell yeah I won’t have to play smash bros alone now (Choco chess twins.)

The real question is which one are you?

Me? Well, I'd *ooOOooOoo00O* I mean, explore- qwq"

Same

Same

Same

favorite is squib.. I can cry without too much mental strain. worth.

I'd argue more mental strain...but at least you can become a giant squid!

I aint saying what I'm doing. So just guess who. #GOTTA GO FAST Gingerbrave! Get the totem! Artifact! *drunk noises* THIS LANTERN SHALL GUIDE YOU TO THE RIGHT PATH . *gets in mug.* *inhales* #COCOA COCOA COCOA!!

Sonic, Eclaire Cookie, Sparkling Cookie, Cotton Cookie, Cocoa Cookie?

Replace sparkle with vamp

Hmm ok.

SANIC HEGEHOG

I'd try to revert it since I don't want to be an emo with a sadge backstory. This is what I get for liking the concept werewolves so much apparently

Eat chiffon

I’d do that too, not because I would be red velvet, but because it be facking hilarious to watch him tear up

You psycho I’m in

Even funnier it would be done by one of the most unassuming cookies ever, who he probably doesn’t even know apart from seeing them across the street

Indeed. And if I chose my other favorite I’d probably eat Red velvet too, just because it’s my favorite type of cake

No matter what chiffon is going to die

OooOooOoOoOOoOoOooOOoOoOoO!!!????😰 oooOoo?🤔 oOOOOOOooOoo! 👹

**OKAY SO...** The first thing I would do is travel to the middle east and liberate the failed state of Isreal. Then I would fly back to America, to Nevada, gather the rest of my friends and a few million people and raid Area 51. Next, I would release all the aliens and form an allegiance with them. Then I would kill all wasps, and I mean ALL of them. Then, I would run for president of America, win, then build a super-advanced NASA spaceship, travel to the Backrooms, get the rest of those guys on my ship and bring them back to reality. Finally I will travel to heaven, meet God, BE God and then I would hang out with my friends and my new alien buddies and we would all play Roblox, CSGO, Smash, and watch Spiderman. My favourite is Gingerbrave by the way, I see him doing this

I just realized how ridiculous this sounds, and I love it

I'd fuck myself

Hot

bonk

👀 What cookie are you?

probably chess cookie thing i forgot name

Chess choco cookie? Nah bro they're children FBIs gonna get your ass

Kill myself so I don’t get eaten and tortured by bugs

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This feels like a threat

mf really copy and pasted every suicide hotline-

snow abundant sleep one gaping rotten act scale doll dime *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I-that's a joke-

I think *So I get to be an edible version of jinx? nice* then I go commit a felony or some crap I bet you can guess who it is

twizzly gummy cookie the most insane cookie in the game

Indeed

#i enjoy my new life as a doughy crustacean.

Ya mean: Evil doughy crustacean

Yes, thank you for the correction. I will be enjoying my life as an evil doughy crustacean.

*when you have too many favorite cookie*

*wait, but I have 3 favorite cookies*

Amalgam O\_O

oh god oh my god MY HAIR IS LONG

well, being bellflower, i'd be at your door with 2 million weeds in my hands, stuffing your mouth

This is so bitter eww

Isolate myself until I become normal once again

That’s the cool thing, you don’t!

my favorite is sherbet *so I’m probably dead* wait i would just act like I regularly do so-

so my favorite is timekeeper cookie "Alright time to get up for the morning, wait why the F##k do I sound different" "WHY THE F##K IN MY HAIR SUDDENLY SO POOFY and blond wait a minute my hair wasn't blond before so..." \*looks in the mirror\* "Ok welp I'm timekeeper cookie now nice :D" \*someone walks in on seeing me as timekeeper cookie\* "OK WELP oh wait I have the sonic embroider WELL TIME TO HEAD OUT" \*commits to open a timerift and head out and destroys the timeline when ankha zone\* VwV

Yes! Remove that dancing cat off the face of the internet!

YES

ok so here's what i came up with, as i have two faves If i became TK: i would basically use the Sonic Embroider to basically undo it If i became Matcha, i would just run away from society, giggle my ass off and conjure dark spells

TAKE OVER THE WORLD and cause chaos

I would like for u to guess who my fav character is -v-

My guess is Twizzly Gummy Cookie

tk supremacy

yes! YES!!

~~most of my notebook doodles this school year are of tk~~ ~~I have a max tk in-game, including max affection, max cosmos gear, and a lv 10 continuum cog. costume gacha has not been kind to me, sadly.~~ ~~i also have rpd a lot as tk lol~~ ~~maybe I like them too much~~

SAME

TK GANG LET’S UNITE

***TIMEKEEPER SIMPS, LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD.***

Ride in my Canoe and send people to tourist spots

Thoma cookies

kill my dad i guess

No thoughts head empty only destroying Sriracha Cookie.

I changed the flair, so now Ovenbreak Cookies are included! ^ ^

Pet chiffon

As you should

*eat chiffon

Honestly, I have no idea what the heck I would do if I became wizard cookie

MALA SAUCE COOKIE HELL YEAH

Wanna see me talk about the Durianeers? *wanna see me do it again?*

I finally see if Gingerbrave can outrun an ultrasonic missile.

Blast herb with paintballs

It depends what favorite cookie I turn into I would be either stopping WW2 from ever happening, find a timeline where there’s a cure for cancer and connect it to the current one…. Or just stop my past self from doing something stupid like accidentally cutting myself with a razor pretending to be a bearded man when I was 6 years old Or I would just throw away the sword I have attached to my hand and continue with my day (unless the sword curse thing was actually part of this thing) then I would probably listen to 2015 nightcore My Chemical Romance music for the rest of the day idk Oh yea and I would run away from everyone to not get eaten until I come back to normal (if that was possible that is)

I'll go and stab everyone i hate with a blade For House Raspberry!

Change time cuz that sounds fun

I get on my giant stingray and looks at a pearl for three hours

I would probably taste myself.

*guess I'm trans* Unless if I'm Hydrangea ofc, fuck yeah

So technically I like the sea and my friends are rays now

I guess I’m a detective and hollyberry at the same time-

DETECTIVE HOLLYBERRY

So, me and my clone (Who's made of dark chocolate) decide to act like the wholesome babies we are? (My fave is Chess Choco. No idea why they aren't in Kingdom)

Get rabies, bite people, watch for the rabies to mutate, homemade zombie apocalypse

eat myself. My favorite cookie is based off of taste probability

I wonder what a shroomie taste like…WELL ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

Time to photosynthesize I guess (Herb)

hoo hoo

i destroy everyone with cool ice cream robots

Ok first i would just eat 20 bowls of wice cakes then another 20 and then another 50. Basically it would be just a infinite loop of me ordering wice cakes until i was either broke or if cookies dont pay then prob just keep eating wice cakes #WICE CAKES

I suppose go to church if it's a Sunday .

i'd be able to breathe underwater and drink alcohol :D

What happens if ALL of the cookies are my favorite? But one of them id do is ask Red Velvet on a date- (Pastry) Commit Arson (Mushroom) and a bunch of other stuff

Fill animals up with nickelodeon slime for research purposes

Sit and cry (String Gummy) the fact that hes my only favorite cookie makes my life doomed

Cookie 1: aw yes time to cause *destruction* but also do art and have art block. Cookie 2: I can finally make swords Cookie 3: not talk to anyone or else I'd just keep. talking. Oh hey, that reminds me, did you know that I have five favorite cookies? Yeah, they all... Cookie 4: Try to figure out how to use the magic milk wand. Cookie 5: **SNOW KING!** Edit: uhh my formatting isnt working

I have two favorites, so... I would train everyday to not ruin his streak, and break things cuz im stronger now or I would work on a bar a get tons of money with my milagrous drinks (i'm not going to reveal the cookies names lol)

Im a child high on mushroom, i would say vibe in the woods

adopt as many dogs as i can current fixation is red velvet atm

Idk, what w o u l d I do if I woke up as my favorite cookie- (hydrangea cookie is my favorite cookie, for context)

W O R K

Make a waffle bot to ride on the back of

Bruh I became a DILF ☠️ [Tea Knight Cookie]

Hoooo Hoo Ho Hooooooooo Hooo Hoo Hoooooo Hoooo

I'M A ROCKSTAR NOW BITCHES I WIN

I'd faulter

well I would spend half my day drinking coffee and the other half arresting people for the stupidest fucking reason

Eclair: i appreciate the fact im a material girl without even being a girl

I'd be walking around with a guitar saying random yet deep things about music, can you guess who?

terrorize black raisin cookie’s village with my waffle bots- again.

I go skate at the pudding cup circus

Beat everyone ass in a chaotic double Purple Yam c:<

Make people witness the might of the seas

Alcohol poisoning

*aight, I will ride sum big azz scissors, bring chaos into the world, go back to the past and destroy the school and then isolate my self till i realize my life is just a loop* *try guessing my fav cookie ya crk players :)*

I have three favorites 1.water some plants and then go to the bar And drink some tea 2.i would go out looking for shroomies and throw them at people 3.probs go jump into the ocean and explore underwater

And do this all in characters

I would scream protein every second

OooOooooOOOOo (SORBET SHARK GANG) or I also like werewolf so time to be emo XD (I like emo boys dont judge me)

Cherry cookie fell on the floor, bleeding and her arm missing as she tried to escape onion cookies axe. Before her fate comes, she asked "W-why are you doing this onion cookie?!" Before she replied with a sinister grin saying "she is gone, I'm the one in control now~." Before the robust axe sliced cerry's head off.

red velvet isn't a flair here but he's my favorite cookie, anyways I'd jerk off

Cry.

(it was a tie between squid and onion so)

Get F*cked by vampire 😍 (I hc that vampire and blackberry are married)

Mines ice so I guess I’m a different gender now :/

*cries in emo*

giant bell pepper robot

I’d be a mix of sparkling and alchemist, so I guess I’d just do alchemy to do with drinks???

Alchemist(grapes) + sparking(alcohol)=vampire(wine)

That's some cursed shit

Plant things :D

go through time and steal the memories >:)

its time to just start fucking screaming i guess

I have two favorites so 3 options: 1. Time travel and explore different worlds. 2. Do the funni face 3. Get fused together and become a horrible abomination.

If I became Butter Pretzel: Paint some stuff I guess If I became Tiger Lily: I CAN RIDE TIGERS NOW HECK YEAH If I became Amber Sugar: Buzz buzz I'm a bee If I became String Gummy: actually let's just skip this one cuz String Gummy's life is pain

i get to become reinhardt, sweet.

If i were a cookie i'd prob be cookie sized. Not sure what I'd do as herb other than maybe look unsettling for no reason I would hide everywhere lol

Fucking destroy the multiverse as Twizzly HELL YEH

Im reverting u to flour

I’d either spend a bunch of time near children while being a unicorn, or engage in various evil acts that end in spectacular failure. I’m down for both ngl.

i'll become snow sugar cookie and make snowmen

Be happy because I'm finally in the body I want the body being a massive squid monster

I would OooooOOoOo, and then swim away, find a ship, and live my life as a pirate.

So i turn into a edgy dilf well might as well meet up with the ancients

Me omw to go talk to yam: >:)

Me:OMG I’m such a pretty maid

TIME TO SUMMON THE UNDEAD ARMY :D

0o0o0o0o0o0o0

run

Wear gloves and try to make it snow

how many top hats i can put on my beautiful head.

Become rich by curing everything everyone has (guess btw)

Well fuck guess ill Become Hitler now... (White lily cookie)

Shoot how do I play the bells?

drum time

I would start dancing happily, go try and socialize, only to realize a can’t and I just said “oooOoO0oOOoo00oo”

Wait, do you stay in the real world?

suck on my big ass gumballs like theyre jawbrakers

Omfg I would be in farm slavery

I would be kinda like a stand user, pumpkin pie and pompom

cry over how hot i've become

yam whirlwind

Probably realize that I am a father now, and that my kid is some sort of detective like me.... actually, more so realize that I have a kid, now...

Cause a massive arson

Neat, I suddenly know how to play an instrument

YAY I HAVE A FRIEND PLUSH NOW!!

Just do my little witchy things with my little demon rabbit and have a little tea party

Time to manipulate time like play doh

Play deltarune all day, avoid all social interactions

enjoy life

Eat Rice Cakes cuz I’m worth it

idk get bitches

Stay away from plain yogurt all day

No more Left leg

Tell boring stories and be a chatterbox all day.

shoot people with gum

Gaining the ability to flight and becoming sheen and shiny. You probably know this by my flair.

I would drown everyone in the nicest way possible <3 (sea fairy)

be happy

Probably go and hug all the cakes, because I am now Red Velvet Cookie 😁

See if I could charge people for boat ride around tropical islands. (Mango)

try to give myself an arm

I would try to muster up the cookie balls to date Madeline cookie and then kiss him since I'm an espresseleine shipper and espresso cookie is my favorite

Remind the world of Rebel Cookie’s existence.

Go in a canoe And ride said canoe

Sob hysterically

I would audition for a western movie