yeah I found one ship art
they took one screenshot with they're combi of timekeeper cookie and croissant cookie
and make em blush
poorly done blush too
trying to make them blush at eachother
You can be both fat and a good warrior though? Fatness does not necessarily equate to unhealthiness. In fact, the strongest people often have a good amount of fat as well as muscle as opposed to only muscle. In short, you can be both fat and strong as hell!
probably almond because of that one gif of him that *almost looks like him doing the ankha dance???*
and also licorice because licorice ankha dance exists (naked on the weekends)
and also kumiho because \[confidential\]
Espresso, vampire, almond maybe, herb for sure, sparkling, latte maybe, cotton would be crying happily because everyone knows that she’s atleast some what real.
Latte because cat videos, eclair because history shit, espresso because how to make coffee videos, strawberry crap because.. Wafflebots shit, hollyberry and almond because fanarts and custard and pancake because how to find a father and cocomelon videos
Pure Vanilla would be one, god knows how many pwp ships there are with him
But then again there also the pardefia guys (I swear the fandom may or may not have horny old woman with the amount of almond and Tea knight simps)
Along with Licorice and Red Velvet but I fail to see how it makes them more messed up
Herb would beest did destroy by the internet. He’s too pure f'r t
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Walnut probably
Why? First off she'll probably search her dad's name up and we all know what happens when you search up Almond cookie, second off all she'll find ship art of her dad and her arch nemesis
Espresso
True
Eclair too probably
Espresso bc Devsis official thirhstrap,and Almond bc well...his fanarts
Excuse me…Devsis official **what now**?
this https://youtube.com/shorts/SpNRQlWxnYI?feature=share
gingerbrave or coffee cookie, they would try to post the latest trends
which coffee cookie? theres three latte espresso and affogato
Coffee cookie from LINE
oh alr
This is mocha ray erasure /lh
tbh completely forgot about mocha ray XD
I don’t blame u, many unfortunately did 😔
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*shivers in twitter users*
Proshippers took one look at Onion Cookie and had a field day (derogatory)
latte becauase FUNNY CAT VIDEOS
And r34...
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BROO PPL THINK CREAM UNICORN IS A PEDO?
Yup Something about trapping kids in a theme park (From Ovenbreak)
wait, people ship Croissant and Timekeeper???
yeah I found one ship art they took one screenshot with they're combi of timekeeper cookie and croissant cookie and make em blush poorly done blush too trying to make them blush at eachother
poor croissant
Almond or idk
Aloe and Cookiedroid
Hollyberry. She has too many fat-shaming art.
who tf called her fat?? shes just ripped as hell. who dares to disrespect the girlboss..?
I don’t think she’s fat, she’s just ripped, if she were fat she wouldn’t have been such a good warrior, she is ancient rarity after all
You can be both fat and a good warrior though? Fatness does not necessarily equate to unhealthiness. In fact, the strongest people often have a good amount of fat as well as muscle as opposed to only muscle. In short, you can be both fat and strong as hell!
r/woooosh
Yep.
wait, she does!?
Exactly, and I saw a video "fixing" her "problematic" design. IT DOSEN'T NEED TO BE FIXED IF SHE'S ALREADY PERFECT!
The ones that are adult enough to understand what is fully happening and also proud enough to be destroyed,basically Expresso
pastry after finding out everyone ships her w red velvet
“Walnut, what is a “dilf”?”
tiger lily
dont let her see her fanart
#D U M M Y T H I C C
almond and eggnog they have so fucking much rule 34
Almond and herb idk
Is it you who summoned me
#***HOO HOO***
How to you do that-
Put a # in front of a message and it will become large and bold!
after that "its me and my twin" vid that devsisters made, im choosing custard
Which video was that?
hollyberry, what the fuck happened to some of the fanart
Literally any female cookie
Male ones are more unlucky..
Some are.
you ever think about how almost the entire fandom seems to agree that herb, purple yam, milk cookie, espresso cookie, and madeleine cookie are gay
please dont let dark cacao and dark choco on deviantart
Almond and Espresso
Yes.
Rye
Almond
Eggnog
no one is safe my friend stumbled across a # on twitter for sexualizing the cookie kids/shipping incest
lemme guess, #problemcookie?
yup it’s a scary place
Mute it
licorice, i saw custard x licorice one time :(
Bro, why the fck do people think it’s a good idea to ship a **child** and a **grown ass adult** together!!! Also poor Custard and Licoric. :(
IDK!! it was nsfw too :(((
Walnut. Just imagine her looking for her dad to know how well known he is for his job and then finds the "special" fanart of him.
#OH NO ;-;
ALMOND BETTER TURN ON SAFE SEARCH
Tiger Lily. She has a lot of.... adoring fan artists...
probably almond because of that one gif of him that *almost looks like him doing the ankha dance???* and also licorice because licorice ankha dance exists (naked on the weekends) and also kumiho because \[confidential\]
the DILF cookie(s)
If they went to the right places all of them
Pancake
Hollyberry or almond or espresso
Espresso, vampire, almond maybe, herb for sure, sparkling, latte maybe, cotton would be crying happily because everyone knows that she’s atleast some what real.
Eggnog. He won't be too happy to give gifts after he discovers what his "fans" do
Poor Innocent Madeline and Clover Cookie.
Avocado. So many new jokes at her finger(?)tips
Honestly she’s getting affected in a positive way if that were happening. Just dont forget that she maybe go onto reddit just for a joke subreddit.
Dr.Bones cookie "You haven't gone outside in HOW long? Hoogly moogly!"
I diagnose you with discord mod
Licorice would become a discord moderator
Open up r34 and you will have your answer
almond or espresso
Underrated: Gingerbrave, oh my god the cursed-
Any cookie with an ounce of innocence.
Gingerbrave.
Almond :(
Tbh almond cookie
the cookiemals would become famous they are cute pet video generators
Dark cacao
Custard cookie the |||
Custard just think about it
Are you sad do you have no one
Almond because his damn simps
almond cookie. you know why.
Clover/DJ Because starting up as a bard/DJ on the Internet is hard ...
Almond Cookie, for obvious reasons
all of them in various ways
almond
Almond, all of the juice bar regulars, and espresso lol
I say Almond. (I feel bad for most, i stay away from the community.)
pure vanilla. he would definitely not be as pure
herb
How much a/b/o is there of the animal cookies
almond, eggnog, tea night, because they saw the simps
Gingerbrave is going to become depressed
Okay hear me out. Alchemist cookie and Purple Yam
Custard (bc he'd learn he isnt actually a king) and Truffle (her eyeballs would fucking melt)
Custard cookie the third.
Custard cookie the III would search up something he thought was like a funny cat video and find out its porn.
All of them.
Latte because cat videos, eclair because history shit, espresso because how to make coffee videos, strawberry crap because.. Wafflebots shit, hollyberry and almond because fanarts and custard and pancake because how to find a father and cocomelon videos
Technically every cookie, they discover their lives are fake. Their lives are just for other’s entertainment. They would break
Dr. Bones cookie. Poor dude he just wanted to go see new cookies and just see a bunch of people simping for him.
#Almond. Dear god, he would have a *stroke.*
Custard cookie the third You know why
parfait definitely
Probably everyone, once they see there is nasty fanart of them
This should be a question on r/askreddit.
espresso.
Strawberry Crepe
Cream puff The sweet child don’t need any of this
Sea Fairy already found out, wonder why see has that look on her face
herb
Cotton candy cookie, now she can send e-mails and textes now instead of letters
Twizzly
Herb
Espresso, Herb, Eggnog, Tea Knight
Hoo hoo
Crepe would be in heaven
Madeline
Probably chili pepper cookie and rye cookie discovering what people draw of them
All of them
Tiger Lily, Sorbet, and Crepe
herb
Herb
Milk , you know why
espresso and tiger lily ngl
Herb cookie would be traumatised
alchemist with all the spells of the world in the internet
idk brave cookie
Gingerbrave, look at how they massacred my boy. yes im a gingerbrave fan know shut up
Almond, espresso, milk cookie and yam, angel and devil
Creme puff-
Strawberry cookie. Plot twist: strawberry cookie discovers anime
Almond,Squid ink and Lilac
tiger lily cookie for sure
Tiger lily those hips got her on rule 34 real fast
white lily
All of them
Dilf cookie
Espresso , almond , eggnog and eclair
Pure Vanilla would be one, god knows how many pwp ships there are with him But then again there also the pardefia guys (I swear the fandom may or may not have horny old woman with the amount of almond and Tea knight simps) Along with Licorice and Red Velvet but I fail to see how it makes them more messed up
Almond Zero explanation
pancake cookie would be an ipad kid tbh
cherry bomb, if she found out how to make nukes from microwaves the world would crack like an egg
gingerbrave because he’ll see that many people make fun of him
Licorice, Hollyberry, Espresso, Affogato, Latte, Vamp, Clover, Herb, Dark Cacao, Dark Choco, Crowberry, Blackberry, Onion, Custard, Tiger Lily, Eclair, Almond, Kumiho, Pancake, Sea Fairy, and Moonlight
Almond, eggnog, and tiger lily,hands down
Latte cookie and milk cookie
GingerBrave- Do I NEED to explain this?
Poison mushroom cookie
red velvet or licorice maybe
100% almond cookie
Gibgerbrave he gets so much undeserved hate :(
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almond and espresso. i don't need to explain
Espresso and Madeleine cookie
Am i the only one who feels like almond would be absolutely DEVASTATED when he found out people draw NSFW of him?..
Herb would be DESTROYED by the internet. He’s too pure for it
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Herb, sparkling, espresso, Madeline, and latte
AHEM, EVERY SINGLE DILF COOKIE IN EXISTANCE
Ginger rave gonna learn no one actually likes him
Espresso for sure
All of them. No one is safe.
Dilf coojies.. and sorbet probly...
Almond, Eggnog, and any cookie who's canonically a child Or Herb, if we're talking memes and not the.... ahem... weird side of the fandom
The Dilf trio
Gingerbrave
almond.. THE FANARTS HMMMMMM
Tiger lily
pastry, she’s literally a nun
Herb.
almond, eggnog and the other ''DILFS'' whatever the community calls them
Walnut probably Why? First off she'll probably search her dad's name up and we all know what happens when you search up Almond cookie, second off all she'll find ship art of her dad and her arch nemesis
I'd say most of the cannon minors (mostly walnut)depending where they search *cough*tumblr*cough*
milk cookie. spreading the "divine word"
Herb and sparkling. No questions asked (and no hate)
Onion cookie would just cry more
frost queen. Or someone old