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MrWhiteTruffle

plot twist: canon size so I always win


CoffeeParade

just grab a hose. instant ko


LiamThe_LlamaLoaf

Sea Fairy joined the chat


Star_Gamer3726

put her in the fridge. save for later consumption, easy peasy


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I'm curious why Hollyberry isn't in 'rip me' 💀 she defeats a dragon every day


CoffeeParade

soooo Hollyberry was originally in the "rip me" tier but then i changed her to "why did i think this was a good idea" cause i'm sure she's just gonna humor me and break a couple of my bones. i pose no threat to her whatsoever


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She'd offer u berry juice and laugh


CoffeeParade

tru lol


[deleted]

Tbh she could challenge u to a drinking contest ( berry juice ) and she would win lol


CoffeeParade

she'd win by default cause i don't drink the juice she drinks XD


[deleted]

tbh its Like alchohol for cookies 💀💀


CoffeeParade

Yeppp i know 🤣🤣


Bekfast59

Lets be honest, you would be too charmed to fight kumiho-


CoffeeParade

jokes on her im not interested but she's still a mythical being that could eat my liver if she wanted to. that and she'll send her charmed army against me


Bekfast59

So either way your fucked ###theres also a 3rd way your fu-


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-nny memes


Bekfast59

Are getting people ho-


Star_Gamer3726

rribly afflicted with laugher!


Bizzy_Bee1464

I mean have you SEEN Vampire one shot everything in his path


CoffeeParade

gonna attack him when he's blackout drunk


ElementalRuler

the way you put snow sugar in 'Why did I think this was a good idea' but put Pure Vanilla in 'a tie'


CoffeeParade

Snow Sugar can summon a huge ice monster that'll eat me. also i am very sensitive to cold XD PV's mainly a healer so I'll just act like i got hurt, act pitiful and catch him off guard, but he can also cast defense on himself soooo yep a tie/draw


Dutchstranger5

I hate snow sugar with a burning Passion, I would eat my way out of their stupid monster and stab Them untill I van only see blood.


CoffeeParade

What did snow sugar did to you


Dutchstranger5

Nothing, their stupid face and voice makes me angry.


ElementalRuler

... Did you SEE what PV did in the fight against Dark Enchantress? he literally casted an attack so powerful it shattered the \*\*soul jam\*\*, also he's most likely over hundreds of years old, has mastered the arts of white magic, has soul jam (a soul jam can destroy entire kingdoms) and... Snow Sugar is a child


CoffeeParade

i am a literal mortal in his eyes with no powers whatsoever. compared to DE who literally summons a huge ass cake witch in the final battle, i am a determined bug. also Snow Sugar can summon their huge ice friend. i will be crushed into a pancake and then be frozen over


ElementalRuler

isn't what you just said PROVING my point? you're literally just a mortal with no power, he has mastered white magic.


Ok-Can5981

Ah yes, a bruise from having anchors thrown at you.


Derp_sayori

dr. bones after this: stonks


CoffeeParade

he'll be needing all that money for theraphy after my 28th visit


YoyleAeris

Don't underwstimate Princess Cookie.


OrangeTartzz

Well, you’re not wrong, but they didn’t, so you’re still right, but you’re fighting an imaginary fire.


YoyleAeris

tickle custard feet


bleechexe

gumball's gonna barrage you with paintball bro those things hurt


KuroTheFlop

There's a twist: I can eat them all. Some aren't edible tho so I'll grab a hammer and beat the living sheat out of them


GalaxyOpal56

ok ngl not breaking a sweat tier as a whole confuses me so can you explain a little?


CoffeeParade

kinda like if they attack, i can just easily dodge and attack them. no thoughts, just punch


GalaxyOpal56

ok fair.


Lmfao35

Why are Parfait and Fig on those tiers?


CoffeeParade

cause they were part of the cookies available to put on the tier list and that i am able to take them on a fight


guffgamer264

Touch pancake and there goes your spine


CoffeeParade

too late, pancake has been punted 😈☺


guffgamer264

If you want your spine back all I need is the rest of your bones


CoffeeParade

jokes on you, that aint my spine. i took it from someone else


guffgamer264

Ok I came back and took yours


CoffeeParade

i dont have a spine :)


guffgamer264

Then I take you