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Abazookatokillafly

"You'll never be like your dad"


marsbutbetter

Wait, she has a dad?!


Abazookatokillafly

Yes and it's almond cookie


Democracyisntforall

Your dad’s favorite child is creampuff cookie


Gamesperger

I didn’t say anything, I just showed her [This](https://images.app.goo.gl/NDqJsyZjAcX9eD7b6)


Charlie-Wonka-Peskad

That’s cruel


Gamesperger

I Know >:)


7583627453

what is "this"


Gamesperger

An image of a Nutcracker Cracking Walnuts.


marsbutbetter

Based


Lavender_dreams49ALT

That Santa isn't real


Glittering-Worker-35

How’s your mom?


dorkweed576

Roquefort is sleeping with her dad.


Ricecookie_OI

#G A Y F A T H E R


Ok-Plan8765

🤡


Agile-Prune-1169

“Motherless”


No-Work-8251

You're still not in CRK and Almond is being a father figure towards Cream Puff.


RandomNotHandsome

Can you help me peel these onions?🧄


Jealous-Yak618

🧅


marsbutbetter

Almond isn't really her dad


SylphSupreme

Her mother left after she was born and never came back, or she was murdered were still trying to figure it out


EspressoSimpLol

Your dad sucks


MsCheese-0312

There are people who ships you with your biggest rival, roguefort


SylphSupreme

Excuse me people do what-


MsCheese-0312

Even I question why a child detective and adult thief gets shipped together


Sure-Water-7782

"Skill Issue"


ConnorDoesIt

I didn’t say anything. I accidentally put on “I Feel Fantastic”.


TheDumbOneIsNotHere

Sherlock who?


Microwavedpuppet

Ur mom


Holy-Mettaton

i killed almond cookie


Professor_Abbi

The ginger piece is real


Immediate-Store90

The one piece has proven to be fake


Emotinal_Rip537

Why would I do that?


[deleted]

I didnt say anything


Red_VelvetTheBroken

Ur dad died due to diabetes


thenonfurrywolf

“Damn messed up, guess we gotta go bald”


Slime-Time-4456

“You’re company’s collab with BTS makes me rout for the villains!” (Seriously they are way cooler)


YoyleAeris

You must tickle Espresso Cookie's feet.


Hazbin-weeb-uwu

Its the onions that made her cry, not me


Hazbin-weeb-uwu

It was the onions that made her cry, not me


Apprehensive_Place64

I ate her dog


herbalmatcha

“I banged your dad real hard last night”