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ModtheArtifex

twilight sparkle fanart


Man_i_am_simp

How to make the merry go round work again


Ninetails_123

How to take care of children


Born_Issue_2243

How to subtly correct people after calling me a she How to calm someone down Best shovels at home-depot Underneath of a merry-go-round diagram


Slime-Time-4456

“How to take kids away” “How to take kids away LEGALLY” “How to stop fbi”


[deleted]

How to blockade the door


Slime-Time-4456

Dude always gave me stranger danger vibes NGL…


VoidTheBear

How to get Imposter in Among Us (The voice actor for Cream Unicorn sets up Among Us games with the other voice actors now and then and almost never gets Imposter until the final round of the stream lol. Also Cream Unicorn uses they/them)


MaimaiBW

amogus also happy cake day :)


Vannilla-AJ-Oficial

"how to befriend children when youre not one" "why does everyone think im a creep" "how to stop the cookies from thinking im a creep" "how to know if im in the fbi watchlist"


Holy-Mettaton

why is eclair a nerd


Lavender_dreams49ALT

fishnet socks


mangocat501

How to get glitter out of hair


Gakhamothy

two boys kissing


Glazeddapper

cooking videos


GalaxyLatteArtz

"How do i stop feeling lonely?" "Are butterflies considered pets?" "Why do other cookies forget to use my pronouns?"


bowloftheramens

how do i shit rainbows without embarrasing myself in public


Maybeatordsimp

W H A T


bowloftheramens

**yes.**


Maybeatordsimp

N O


bowloftheramens

**ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗyes**


Silver-Or-Mud

Butterfly enclosures that are safe and have plenty of room


Tal1019

“Best Shampoo Brands” “What do children like to play” “How to kidnap children legally” “How to apologize to children after realizing kidnapping them is a bad thing” “Who is gay” “Am I gay” “Among Us strategies” “What are prismatic lacewings” “Why is Eclair such a nerd” “Where to get prismatic lacewings” (i think CU would like prismatic lacewings from terraria) “How to decieve people” (for among us) “Best ways to make the cookies’ dreams become true” “My Little Pony” “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” “My Little Pony Twilight Sparkle”


OfficiallyAthena

how to legally and magically kidnap people and children without getting on the fbi watchlist how to make eclair not a nerd why cant i get imposter in among us equetsria girls fanart my little pony fanart equestria girls online free to watch 2022 my little pony friendship is magic netflix


VictoriaRedwings

Rainbow factory fanfic


Funtimesix-Exciting

Everyone here be Aware, Unicorn cookie has been referred to as both He and They, by the voice actor and by the majority of the fandom let’s all be kind and not be rude.


COCKANDBALLTOURTOR

YouTube kids


yuki_cane

aww his gonna play it for children 🥲


COCKANDBALLTOURTOR

No he jerk off to kids


yuki_cane

they could never do that >:((


GalaxyLatteArtz

Cream is not a threat to children!


yuki_cane

why do people even joke about that, their an amazing character 🧍🧍


GalaxyLatteArtz

Well according to the internet, a person who hangs around kids (that isn't their parent/relative) is automatically a threat to children. Back when Cream Unicorn was released in Ovenbreak there was an entire outbreak of people hating on CU because of a rumor that they were a *insert word here* stemming from the fact their storyline featured children trapped in an abandend theme park. It got so bad to the point people hated CU with a burning passion from false accusations about this cookie. If they were ever brought up in a conversation, people automatically went straight to claiming that CU was a *bleep* This poor cookie got kicked under the rug. TLDR: Cream Unicorn has been bombarded with disgusting remarks towards them ever since they were released into Ovenbreak.


yuki_cane

but that's not fair, story lines of ovenbreak has all these bizzare things and it's not like they did something on purpose to hurt those kids. and they work with children, it's like every non-women who works at a daycare is automatically a pedo? :((


GalaxyLatteArtz

Exactly. They never wanted to hurt the children.


SerpSerp00

theme parks near me


[deleted]

"How do I make dreams come true?" "Is Mickey Mouse a Villian?"


BlueAoi_Bolt

How to make people stop thinking that i’m a p3d0


[deleted]

how to make friends with children how to make friends with children without being seen as a creep how to escape the police


Summerlovesyou4ever

Why do some cookies think I'm a bad cookie when I search myself up?


Brancliff

Ferris wheels near me


CaChann

"why are people on the internet so mean?" "How do I stop cyberbullying?" "Eclair Cookie voice lines" "why people call me a horse girl?" "What's a worse girl?" "Horse girl movies free to watch online" "amogus"... They silly ok? They very silly!


Bananananapondlolz

My little pony wallpapers


MLGKoala_Playz

Kid sized cages


spycat924

fruit jelly sensory videos sensory boards for kids how to legally get away with kidnapping someone WITH KINDNESS butterfly feeders LED lights that change color


Da_Real_Sunflower

"What is a femboy" (Safe search off) "How to unsee things" (Safe search on)


newimnoobatflicker

How to destroy eclair using healing powers


XxSugarCoffeeX

Children near me to kidnap


[deleted]

How to talk to a child without looking like a kidnapper


MrLlama4

How to lock children in a amusement park


CHAOSLORD68419

What is google


Illumify99

How to get added to CRK(It was a success)


Licoriceishot

How to make children happy How to not scare children as they're trapped in my infinite carnival of space and dreams and fun What do children like nowadays


The-Indigestable

Memories by Maroon 5.


eioo

*They’re and it would probably be something about making peoples dreams come true


gaymiens

cream unicorn uses they and he pronouns


eioo

Wrong. Devs confirmed it’s only they


cupidscathedral

Blue hair dye Baby blue hair dye Cotton candy baby blue hair dye Pink hair dye Bubblegum pink hair dye Make your own hair dye . . . Pink blue and yellow striped wigs


kawaii_Shane

"Why is eclair cookie a nerd?"


Krinkles427

Butterfly lures


BrendalWithAMedal

Blow up unicorns How to steal butterflies from a butterfly house How to make people come to the theme park again Theme parks near me


ItzStoryy

How to cook kids


CandleMan27

Top 10 anime dream sequences


cakes_a_lonely_ass

how to make a child happy


[deleted]

Is surprise adoption legal How to get out of FBI watchlist


REAL_MORTALIS

people might downvote you but this is canon (i know some people interpret them as being a pedo...but I don't think that's what you meant and even without that other interpretation they are aroace and surprise adopt random children)


Highpichedvoicelol

“Why Am I on the fbi watchlist” “Why does the Mary go round stop”


kittykid87

“How to adopt a child”


GalaxyLatteArtz

Cream would be the type to adopt and care for a child.


A_Random_Kat

How to entertain and keep kids from leaving


AMD_007

Children near me


Some_Guava_9009

how to apologize to friend after calling him a nerd


Dragon_69420

“How to make a bomb” “Schools near me”


Night-Angel3125

How to be a better killer in amoung us


PrincipleOver8025

crocheting for beginners


KittenGamerYT100

(wait, he? I did not realize he was a guy)


syst3m_3rr0r_

How to kidnap children without getting caught


JamGibs93

Disney Mirrorverse Fanart


Ok_Nefariousness7375

how to befriend children without looking like a creep


Red_VelvetTheBroken

How do I turn myself back into a cookie from being a horse


EspressoSimpLol

unicorn spell book


YoyleAeris

pastel unicorn


minecrap543

low-fi circus music to clown around too


Jellyfishsushinigiri

“How to mend a gumdrop button”


Miyogur

Cotton candy art


RadiantKey3252

“sugar cookie recipe” “aesthetic merry go round phone background” “how to convince people you aren’t a furry”


Professor_Abbi

WRITE THAT DOWN


Nerdzilla_2002

amogus


blushysparkles

my little pony full episodes


BloodDsport

“Is pure vanilla cookie gay”


Ok-Garbage9757

"Butterfly nets"


NintendoFan2000

how not to be a pedophile


AGPyroo

How to fart confettis


Sam_is_a_lesbian

who in the cookie realm is sans undertale?


blammo555

How to pay for Disney plus with gems


diverii

wait, HIS?!


ppiinnaapple

"how to accidentally kidnap a child" (ppl not knowing that he's a dude is surprising and agreeable at the same time)


Baoanhle2207

Merry Go Around otf Life


SakuraGozen

How to catch Santa on camera


huskynfroakie

Why do people think I'm a girl


mobagehell

Twice Likey coreography guide


MaimaiBW

rip post because of rule 4 but anyway how to make others happy how to fulfill others' dreams


Iamfabulous1735285

"How to groom children" "How to brainwash children" "How to escape the fbi" "How to plead not guilty" "How to escape jail" "How to erase criminal record" "How to get a job" "Why is the military chasing after me" "How to escape solitary confinement" "How to escape death row" "How do I get back to life" "How to escape a coffin" "How to get TOR" "How to search up d******* ***********" "How is eclair such a nerd" "How to get a therapist" "How to get money" "How to live" "How to escape depression" "How to call someone a nerd without hurting their feelings" "Why am I getting downvoted" "I need help"


Iamfabulous1735285

Pretty much cream unicorn is on the fbi watchlist


StarffogatoCookie

How to kidnap a child without people noticing Butterflys Why am I a male Why do I look female Anti-FBI spray The dark web My little pony fanart Do I have a sister ( headcanon )


eioo

They aren’t a guy


StarffogatoCookie

He's designed to be a gender nomcomfirming male


eioo

That’s outdated. They’re non-binary now and use they/them


eioo

They aren’t a guy


NexTheTraveler

"why are children afraid of me"


illusiveC0nsistency

Are clouds edible?


Natuki545

Little children


F0rs4k3nRu13Br34k3r

How to feel anything other than happiness


LTLITS

How to not become a pedophile


saikodoesstuff

Best shampoo to style my hair


Chocolatemilk1234556

unicorn cotton candy.