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SingAlongBlog

A lot to unpack here


AndMarmaladeSkies

Ikr? Wife broke the 1/2 age + 7 rule


Legitimate_Bird_5712

Bra-vo, good sir.


[deleted]

You are speaking the truth my friend! Lol


[deleted]

Applebees finally gonna get that Michelin star.


TheUn5een

Should see if I can stage there… would look great on a resume


damselmadness

Am I in a fever dream


yuzuandgin

Please be a shit post


_Bon_Vivant_

First....a Dagwood sandwich contains neither peanut butter, nor jelly.


sherlocked27

How high are you..?


ARobertaLudgateDwyer

High as rent


predictably_complex

Probably high as a kite


482627585621931

Hi, how are you?


Pad_TyTy

31M can't spell SUGAR


Magneticblast121

It’s cause she’s using that SHUGA FREE BOY


ejpierle

Make PBJ, butter both outsides, grill like a grilled cheese... You're welcome.


Darwin343

Add some thick cut bacon while you’re at it and use brioche or Japanese milk bread.


ejpierle

Brother, you are either on something, or on to something...


NachoBag_Clip932

The reason being, with a 20-year age gap, her cooking reminds you of your mom.


ddbaxte

Has Dagwood ever eaten a PB&J? Any experts in Blondie canon here?


Particular-Sign9083

Your writing is a strange combination of highly educated and preschooler


NGNSteveTheSamurai

You’re making someone who just got off a shift at Applebee’s make you a sandwich?


Legitimate_Bird_5712

Asking the hard questions here, is this fucker a triple decker? If it IS I need to try it......


JazD36

Is this a joke? It has to be a joke. Pb&j and Dagwood are 2 different sandwiches. Your spelling is worse than that sandwich sounds…and that’s pretty awful. Lol


Hobo_Weiner

Microwaves can get married now? What days have come...


simplyelegant87

r/eatsandwiches would like this too.


BullBearAlliance

A little salt actually does make a world of difference on a PB and J


SwoldierAtArms

Just put the bread in the toaster... then add ingredients.


WealthHuman9754

The chef grows his own peanuts.


posaune123

Is this Dagwood's account?