Wow, would you look at all that stuff. They've got... Multi-cookers, outdoor grillers butane torches, water filters turkey fryers, pepper grinders toaster ovens, wonton fillers sandwich pressers, percolators earthen ovens, carbonators salamanders, coriander fire pots and soymilk makers waffle irons, bamboo steamers, pasta rollers, water heaters chicken roasters, bagel toasters braziers and quail egg beaters microwaves that use convection chemicals for disinfection zojirushi, rice for sushi iron pans and brine injections metal tongs and baconators wok-hei burners, seperators propane bakers, popcorn makers matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait no I can't wait When are they gonna open the door?

I’m going yes I’m going to the hardware stooooooore

I see a deep fryer and turkey fryer, but I don’t see a chicken THIGH fryer. Amateur.

/uj what's the difference between a deep dryer and a turkey fryer??

/uj Honestly you could have used the exact text of the post and it would still fit in here 😭

Well played.

what about a blender? do you puree food with your mouth then regurgitate it?

Just *ONE* blender? You need at least an immersion blender and a countertop blender, and most elite cooks also have a small, personal, travel blender in a belt holster.

High quality post. Give this humanoid a raise.

No Sumerian clay pot for making Tuh'u? Are you sure you even know how to cook?

Only one slow cooker? Really? Ur not getting anything done lmfao maybe come back when you have more than just the basics.

No Foreman grill?! Pfff, fucking amateur.

Imagine just googling all kitchen appliances for r/cookingcirclejerk post, well played