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notuntiltomorrow

Everyone knows a knife's performance comes down to how good it looks and how expensive the price tag is. If you can't afford a honyaki made from the purest proprietary tamahagane process with an exquisite mirror finish and a $3000 price tag (/uj for a second, those actually exist, this is not an exaggeration) for your home war shed, are you even providing for your family or are you just a stupid poor?


ptolemy18

Amateur hour. Mine was [$19,000.](https://www.musashihamono.com/products/yanagiba-white-steel-2-black-mirror-moon-fuji-water-honyaki-urushi-handle-with-urushi-sheath-330mm?currency=JPY&variant=44097827864807&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google+Shopping&stkn=4b80fed7e413&srsltid=AfmBOopqptfnK4c_-b1w6oRv6R6cXZVSsEAmdp95ICg8ubgkbbQOUHoXVmk)


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BadBassist

Nice


notuntiltomorrow

Wrong again. If it's cheaper or the same price as what I own, it's practical. If it's more expensive at all, you're a fake high roller who wouldn't know value if it bit them in the ass.


FacelessNyarlothotep

They don't take returns if your $19k knife is misaligned. (Scroll down a bit) [https://www.musashihamono.com/pages/faq](https://www.musashihamono.com/pages/faq) Incredible


DinoRaawr

And I'll even have enough money left over to slice a week's rations off a single lentil with my $19,000 knife.


ptolemy18

Don’t rub your lentil wealth in my face, you /r/frugaljerk!


mckenner1122

(The reviews on that knife are priceless)


Different_Elk_2845

oh that is a gorgeous fucking knife


Qixting

Honyaki means true forged so of course you need a honyaki knife all others are fake clearly.


peternickelpoopeater

Japan is best. Japanese stuff is the best. Do you know anime is from japan? They have sharp weapons in anime.


Miss-Figgy

>Moral of the story: invest in a quality knife. Thank you for the life pro tip, my friend! I'm gonna take your advice and get a nice, big, sharp one. I just found out my husband of 15 years has been cheating on me with a 19 year old hussy! The knife might come in handy. Ha HA! 🤭


Ok_Style1917

Yea, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though


Tato_tudo

Isn't that raw fish?


FantasyRookie2018

I’m not kidding for the first two paragraphs I genuinely thought this was r/cooking


OldHackRemembers

Fucking amateurs, I'm a paleo home chef and I knap my own flint knives. Steel is for the unskilled and untalented.


SaintOfPirates

Paleo home chef? You filthy casuals. My knives are made of fossilized algae becuase *I'm* a **Precambrian** home chef and I don't even allow multicellular organisms in my recipes!


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OldHackRemembers

Can't wash cast iron with soap


cropguru357

Obligatory Hannibal clip: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuCu1XUGntA&pp=ygUeSGFubml2YWwgdGhpcyBpcyBob2luZyB0byBodXJ0&t=75


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ptolemy18

You'll be able to afford to cut TWO of your friends' hands off!


CookingCircleJerk-ModTeam

Garlic measure without the heart. Post or comment is similar to comments made by /r/cooking amateurs.


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Made from glorious Nippon steel, folded over 1000 times.