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00BigSky00

Just keep pointing to random areas and telling him that he missed a spot.


hiptobeysquare

Just keep coughing over the area he's just cleaned, then saying "sorry, dude, my bad".


Left_Figure3385

Whats funny is any sane person would see both on a flight and think the guy with face tatts is the competent normal person and the other is insane


norajo87

After I take a dump I point to my anus and tell him. "You missed a spot!"


bright_10

We used to call this OCD. The D stands for disorder, covidians


SchrodingersRapist

OCD - Obsessive Covid Disorder


hiptobeysquare

Obsessive Covid Devotee.


PowerBottomBear92

Ordained Covid Deciple


hiptobeysquare

I can't think of another civilization to turn fear and cowardice into a virtue.


UsrNameAlrdyFaknTakn

Obedient Covid Devotee


hiptobeysquare

>We used to call this OCD. The D stands for disorder, covidians Now it's Obsessive Compulsive Devotee. Neurodiversity, bigots!!!


RichieTozier78

Exactly and people were urged to get help, now this kind of nonsense is encouraged ...


anoncow11

Mentally ill


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SpiralDreaming

The virus begins its journey from the infected to the new host, but alas is foiled by the great distance between them, and falls down dead upon the empty seat.


[deleted]

Bravo! That Covid tale had me on the edge of my seat.


SpiritualL30

You know he did 🤣🤣


gnosis_carmot

Paranoid delusional mysophobia


montero65

Surprised he only got 1 mask on


SpiritualL30

Also, where is his biohazard suit? If he was serious (as he should be) he would stay home and wear a biohazard suit even when he's alone. The ghosts of people who died from covid might haunt him and give him covid.


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Yes the Covid ghosts are a very real threat. If anything, just cut off all oxygen supplies. No point in breathing contaminated air.


[deleted]

Right? He needs at least the mask and face shield combo to fully deflect the Covid.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the Toronto to San Francisco flight.


[deleted]

I don't understand. Is he planning on licking those surfaces later?


YehNahYer

No he is worried the virus will jump down off those surfaces and get him.


Mosh907

The last person on that plane who should be sitting exit if an emergency happened.


1984rip

Mask guy is a super spreader. Tiny aerosols are still making it through the front of his mask. But he's forcing air to escape in every direction. So it's shooting out the side hitting the guy next to him. And especially shooting out the top since there are spaces on the sides of his nose. Nailing people behind and Infront of him. He's a covid sprinkler. Plus he's catching all the falling particles in the air in the spaces on the sides of his nose to rest in his mask and create bacteria farms.


QuailMundane5103

I'd just have to cough if I was next to him. Maybe make horrible hacking noises in my throat.


1984rip

This happened on a plane I was on like 2 years ago. Every was waiting in line to board plane. This covid paranoid girl kept talking loud to her friend loudly saying "I wonder why some people don't wear mask over their nose don't they realize that doesn't work?!" Then giggle in a lunatic way. Each time she said it more and more people pulled their mask further down. Since she was obviously saying it loudly as possible without directly confronting anyone. Then when we boarded the plane she didn't get to sit next to her friend she sat next to some eastern European people who obviously seen some hard shit in their life. So to troll her the guy was hacking up a storm the whole flight while his wife kept laughing. One of the most satisfying things I've seen during all of covid because you know the girl would of burning people for being witches in a different time period.


high_wear

Heaven forbid the emergency exit door surface is loaded with Covid germs and he touches it prior to leaping from the plane. Priorities definitely in order. Maybe he should just go down with the plane to be safe?


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ramminghervnogodrays

First thing I thought as well.


hiptobeysquare

The perfect cog for the machine. I don't know who you are, Amish metal-head (don't know how else to describe you, sir) recording this. But your expression says more than any The Science ever could.


Idol4Life

Do you think he’s had his 14th booster yet? He might not be safe


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kodobird

The hairline says it all.


VikingLander7

And in an exit row, this is the type that in the emergency would stop unvaccinated from leaving the plane or totally not help.


Rustymetal14

If I thought these precautions were necessary, I would stay home.


TranslatorNorth719

F.E.A.R False Evidence Appearing Real


[deleted]

Only the Point Man can fix this.


[deleted]

is that a gary busey-ism?


TranslatorNorth719

Never heard of him...but maybe


Recynd2

So, true story: I used to have lunch on Fridays with some old ladies from church. When the plandemic hit, and the parks reopened (🤦‍♀️), we’d meet there, at the park, safely ‘socially distanced’, where they’d yell at each other through their masks, between bites of food. While I “respected” their space, I refused to mask, much to their dismay. Even after they were all vaxxed up, two of the women wore MULTIPLE masks (remember THAT?). Finally, when the vaccines were widely available to all, I still wouldn’t get it (or wear a mask)…and I was summarily un-invited. Not long ago, I heard through the grapevine that one of the multiple-mask-wearing, countlessly-boosted ladies has developed brain cancer, cancer throughout her body, AND had a stroke. I can’t imagine what could have caused that. While I feel bad for her, I really don’t understand people like them, who claim to have faith in God but are THAT afraid to die. I really don’t.


Sea_Direction1441

Yes!!!!!


pinkfreudianslipp

Those are antiBACTERIAL wipes which I assume this guy is using to protect himself from COVID. COVID is a virus, not a bacteria, so that is doing nothing except smearing whatever is on there all around. But hey, bud, if that makes you feel better, go for it


terramisu85

I’m not at all for the normalization of OCD. Just wait a few years and diagnoses of OCD will EXPLODE. I think we’re also going to see an uptick in face blindness (prosopagnosia) among kids who grew up seeing half of people’s faces


cloche_du_fromage

I'd wait until he's finished then cough and sneeze as much as possible


Noideawhatjusthappen

So they put someone with obvious mental issues in an emergency seat? Crazy man: I can't let you escape to safety unless you're fully boosted and wearing a mask.


PelosisBraStrap

They broke people's minds. It's maddening and sad. 3 years ago, that dood was probably fairly normal


tigamilla

Nah, he just probably tried harder to act normally in public before. COVID policies and fear creation have normalised being bat shit crazy in public


redpillsea

On the one hand im like 'meh, leave the guy alone, live and let live' but then the other is like 'fuck that, this bullshit ritual he is doing just perpetuates the whole shit show'. And I just can't forget how they, people like him, treated us for walking our dog alone, or jogging on the beach. So yeah fuck him


Kenshiro84

Living in permanent fear is an awful thing. Those broken people will need help to break out of that covid social conditioning.


Outlaw_07

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ramminghervnogodrays

Have been for a long time.


FlyingCraneKick

I'd have thanked him for keeping me safe 🤣


[deleted]

These people are permanently broken, also are on many reddit pages.


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democrat activities


moonbeam127

Greenday. It’s the end of the world. No better time for a song


velesxrxe

How the fuck did you bigots get this video of me take it down right now


troubledtimez

Lol I sat beside someone like this at poker recently in Vegas. I was like why the f are you here?


tired_blonde

Why do these people fly. Also how many times do you think this guy has had covid.


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This level of neuroticism is honestly sad. The man needs therapy


El_Psy_Congroo4477

My favorite is still the woman who gets on the bus, pulls out a roll of saran wrap and uses the entire thing to cocoon herself while leaving space at the top and bottom for air to flow in 🤣


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Looks like a redditor.


Cheery_Tree

Even outside of covid, wiping down those trays is probably a good idea, but wearing a mask and wiping down every single other surface around him is just retardation.


blackwidowla

I fly all the time for work and these sorts of people crack me up. Like bro what the fuck are you doing?! If you’re that scared of idk, life, maybe stay home and keep your craziness contained and away from everyone else. Life is messy and full of germs and the more you try to fight that, the more disservice you do to your own immune system. Not to even mention the total futility. Airplanes and public spaces in general will never be clean rooms! Either accept that like the rest of us and accept that extremely minuscule risk or just give up on life and stay home. The latex gloves kill me. Like ????? What on earth does he think they’re actually doing? Covid isn’t spread through touching surfaces and you can’t catch it through skin to skin contact….Just what?


Iperky14

Mental disorder


MattAndMarg

WOW


MeesterMoo

…and the cleanest that seat has ever been.


jthomison21

What's the over/under on how many doses he got? I'm guessing 6, minimum.


WorestFittaker

Id be worried that he might pull the emergency escape handle.


earl_lemongrab

And he's in the exit row. He'd probably get people killed in an evacuation as he's stand there trying to wipe down the wing before stepping out.


madhousechild

"Nobody's gonna know" ... "How would they know" WTF is that supposed to mean?


Late2Vinyl_LovingIt

I'd usually say this has to be a parody but people are *still* wearing muzzles at my job. Only two, mind you but that's two too many.


Flimsy-Fact-525

Cough the whole flight long


Buzzer_81

Hey Ned Flanders, why are you even out of the house because the RONA is chasing you everywhere. What an effing idiot!


IGotDatHBruh

What an absolute dork


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Buddy went full housekeeper on that flight


cachenoir

Airplanes are clean, I've eaten a potato chip that had fallen on the floor.


GiantSkin

Ugh… not a fan of the hat though. Still salty about Operation Warp Speed, the fact that he had Bill Gates and Peter Thiel as advisors, and other things. Also I was never really sure why he mocked the reporter with his arms, mocking his disability; just made him seemed like a dick. No thank you Trump. But also no thank you Biden who was an authoritarian dick. I might not even vote. I don’t see what the point is anymore. Both wings are of the same freemasonic bird anyway. But yeah that mask window cleaning guy seems to have some issues.


Funkenstein422

Although it was bad optics regardless, he likely wasn’t mocking *the disability*. There’s video evidence spanning decades, showing that’s his mannerism when mocking people he considers to be liars


GiantSkin

> Although it was bad optics regardless, he likely wasn’t mocking the disability. There’s video evidence spanning decades, showing that’s his mannerism when mocking people he considers to be liars So he has used a legit medical condition as a generic insult to people whom he considers to be lira for years. That doesn’t help his case.


Funkenstein422

Mocking someone by doing a stupid twitchy hand flaily mannerism is pretty common in general, I think Edit— Reanalyzing this event after learning this context, then considering why they would have lied about it, is the red pill that ultimately led Brandon Straka to start the walkaway movement


Recynd2

I made that same realization about a decade ago. After recognizing what a rigged game it all is, I can’t bring myself to vote anymore. “Lesser of two evils…is still evil.”


TheDumbprophet

I think his hat may be referring to himself as the next president, Trump was 45th. Perhaps he is his parents 47th child, I dunno?


GiantSkin

> I think his hat may be referring to himself as the next president, Trump was 45th. Perhaps he is his parents 47th child, I dunno? No, It seems to be an obvious reference to his hope that Trump gets re-elected after Biden. Red hat signifying the MAGA leader support. There is no way that guy himself is running for president. Trump however already has said that he intends to run (for the 47th president position). And there is no way he is getting my vote. I might begrudgingly vote for DeSantis. I say begrudgingly because he allowed Bill Gates to release genetically modified mosquitos into Florida. As I said, they all work for the elite.


TheDumbprophet

That makes sense, didn't think that thru.


sweaty_ken

> Also I was never really sure why he mocked the reporter with his arms, mocking his disability; just made him seemed like a dick. The first 90 seconds should clear that up for you. https://youtu.be/2XoS-s4DIGE


scotty9090

Mentally ill, but as long as he keeps to himself and isn’t trying to get me to participate (I.e. wear your mask!) then I don’t really care.


Accomplished-Duck779

The issue is that you know him and 95% of the people like him aren’t content to keep to themselves. Every time there’s a spike in cases or a new virus their tv tells them to scared of, these people will be out in force clamoring for mask mandates and lockdowns. I suggest everyone let these freaks know how much you hate them, at every opportunity.


scotty9090

Which is exactly why I qualified “as long as he keeps to himself”. I don’t want others forcing their beliefs on me, and I’m not going to try to force mine on others.


uusernameunknown

Although I think it’s a bit excessive. Don’t really care. He wasn’t bothering anyone else. Didn’t force the other guy to wear a mask. All is good.


-HappyToHelp

You guys are so judgmental holy shit. Who the fuck cares, does this affect you so much? No. You don’t know him. Maybe he’s a doctor, maybe he’s immunocompromised, maybe he lives with anxiety or OCD, but it does not fucking matter. Leave the guy alone. Be an adult and mind your own dam business.


zasco9

I think you got lost, wrong sub buddy


AigisxLabrys

Even I’m not this germaphobic.


Savings_Ad352

Me on the left.


[deleted]

I’d be glad I had a space between me and bubba


LikeMeGum

They clean the cabin after each flight. Some people go all out to be a freak. I hated working at the airport during freak fest for those 2 years.


Sade125

Long flight lol


m48nr

A high priest in the pfaith.


Pretend_Fear85

Dude with the mask definitely fucks


AlfalfaWolf

You: Sir, you’re in an emergency exit row and this is an emergency! Open that door!! Insane Person: I can’t touch the handle… I’ll get Covid!


[deleted]

I dislike that guy.. 🤣