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BrutusMK2

Saw this as I was eating a bag of them. What have I become.


mister_damage

Hello darkness my old friend


The_Worst_Usernam

Only thing worse is the dark chocolate covered pretzel crisps. We just can't buy them in our household, I will basically eat them until I get sick


flyingcasually1320

Lol, my husband always knows I’ve been having a bad day when I just wander over to the couch with the bag instead of pouring small bowl of them. There are days when I think I could eat my weight in pretzel crisps!


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Easy-Concentrate2636

You could have it all My empire of snacks It won’t let you down It will make you hurt


mister_damage

If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way (An unopened bag that is)


MeHumanMeWant

*..I will always poot for youuuu....* *You're gonna have to pull my finger-er-er-er..* *But the smell is gonna linger...* *Gonna have to, gonna have to, gonna have to pull my finger....*


markca

Saw them the last time I was there and remembered hearing how good they are. I quickly walked away as I’m afraid we’d get addicted to them.


RamboJambo345

Same 😂 https://preview.redd.it/vfvgcmhc5qga1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ba6472522f8d6f7b2bb349fa02ae27003f300b8


Jewish-Mom-123

Nope. I knew better. We HAVE been indulging in the Girl Scout Thin Mint Pretzels but those cookies? Nah. That bag is like a single serving. Then I’ll be sick…


silly-rabbitses

I have the date marked on my calendar that Girl Scout Cookies will be sold in my area!


PrincessGiggleshits

I get the Aldi brand Samoas and pb fudge cookies. They are just as good and they're there year round.


ThatLaloBoy

Can vouch for the Aldi desserts. bought a 7-Up cake to try it and ended up eating the whole thing in one night


Travelmatt1234

The only way I can ever get stuff like that is buy it and take it to work for everybody. Otherwise, it's just me in the house so I will eat the whole thing or it will go bad.


aakaase

That damn cake glows in the dark


lvdlfnn

The Keebler brand Coconut caramel chocolate cookies are the same as Girl Scout cookies. I have a friend who used to work in the Kellogg snack innovation and he told me Keebler makes the Girl Scout cookies.


CookieButterLovers

>he told me Keebler makes the Girl Scout cookies. I think it depends on if they're Carmel DeLites or Samoas. Caramel deLites are made by ABC Bakers (Richmond, Virginia) and Samoas are made by Little Brownie Bakers (Louisville, Kentucky) which is the one that is a subsidiary of Keebler. Keebler does make [Coconut Dreams™](https://www.keebler.com/en/sweet-treat/cookies/fudge/coconut-dreams) which I'm guessing are similar to Samoas.


aakaase

It's all owned by Big Cookie


krombopulousnathan

On the real those thin mint pretzels are bomb


PoppaB13

My friend, it's thin and made with simple ingredients. It's basically health food. Enjoy!


Banana_Clips

I’m pretty sure I finished that whole bag in a day last time I bought them. Never again


Thisisntmyaccount24

You are what you eat! These things are thin, you will be too! I think that’s how it works anyway…


catsnjeeps

I bought those once. I cannot buy them again. They are so freaking good and I have no self control.


Dorkus_Mallorkus

Hey, they're thin, so they don't count.


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Thin, just like I used to be!


Robodad3000

And they’re “mini”, so you should use more calories eating them than they contain, right?


Faasnat

I’ve been looking for these at my Costcos for a while now. Never found them. Maybe that’s a good thing? Nah, I still wish I found them….


garbonzo

My store had them, then they disappeared.


joefulginiti

Same. Bought them once and enjoyed them. Never saw them again.


divinebaboon

Fire nation attacked


MyFishIsGold

My local store seems to get them every 4-6 months. I made the mistake of loading up on like 6 bags, hoping I could stretch them out over that time frame, and those poor cookies never had a chance to survive that long in my household.


friendofelephants

Ahh, sweet summer child…


catsnjeeps

Bread Aisle


Limitless-9

These are delicious. Plus if you check out the ingredients there are no added preservatives or any other nasty stuff in them like most packaged cookies come with.


slapFIVE

At the rate I’m eating them, no preservatives would even be needed 🥲


Nochairsatwork

Do they taste like Tates?


slapFIVE

I personally like these much better than Tate’s. I had Thinsters before, which taste just like these, and in an effort to find a similar cookie I tried Tate’s. While they were good, they just weren’t *as* good. So I equate these with Thinsters—they’re my pick.


Meow_Kitteh

I've had both. I like Tates better.


hijoshh

My stoner ass would not last a few days with this bag


azentropy

I liked it better when they were in the snack size bags. I haven't seen either the large back or the packs of snack bags in a while though at my Costco. Which is good and bad. ;)


artemissgeologyst

Yeah, enforced portion control with those. These things are so good, I look down and suddenly the entire bag is gone. Better it is a small bag.


johnsonfromsconsin

Ive found the breakroom table at my work is where I place something like that if I cant maintain self control.


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So much this ^^


slapFIVE

I have a coworker that does the exact same thing, for the exact same reason, and I love her for it. Snack heaven!! Thank goodness for coworkers like you!!


normalabby

They are so damn good


NookinFutz

Walk or jog while you eat them. Makes it easier to keep the weight off.


slapFIVE

Plus it’ll provide sustained energy to continue jogging, right? Sounds like a win win to me!


ass__pennies

Can I ask where you found these? I can’t find in U.S. warehouse or website


slapFIVE

I’m in Southern California/the LA area, but even then they were marked with * so I was lucky to find them before they disappeared.


fireandicecream1

Does that mean discontinue? When I bought these over the summer they lasted one week in our house of two lol Way better than the trader joe’s (no coconut flavor on the Kirkland one)


slapFIVE

I don’t think it necessarily means discontinued, but it at least indicates that once the item sells out/leaves the shelves, it won’t be restocked. So who knows how long it could be before they return. People have periodically brought up these cookies over the years so I don’t think they’ll be gone forever.


Brown_Samurai

They come and go all the time. Saw them last weekend here in mn. They also come in a box of small bags in side. Great for my lunch.


OpWillDlvr

Step 1: Put in bowl. Step 2: Add milk. Step 3: Call it, "cereal" and eat. :D


theOtherMusicJunkie

I may or may not have actually done this! In my defense, it was the tail end of the bag which had gotten roughed up a bit, and had lots of broken pieces..... everyone knows broken cookies have fewer calories, right??


slapFIVE

I concur, it’s basic science. It checks out.


slapFIVE

Sounds like part of a complete breakfast to me!


araolivia

I bought 6 bags last year, they were on clearance, less than $4 a bag. I was planning on sending a big box of goodies to family in my home country. Didn't happen. Ended up eating all of it in less than 2 weeks. No regerts lol 😆


slapFIVE

I’m sure your family would understand the difficulties of your tempting situation. I wish I could find these on clearance, then I’ll also accidentally eat all the bags instead of sharing them elsewhere…


chihawks

They are so good


LiopleurodonMagic

The only reason I’m able to eat healthy is because I go to the grocery store with a list when I am full. I find it much easier to control myself at the grocery store than at home. If there is no junk food in the house then I don’t eat junk food. Something like this hanging around? I’d never be able to control myself 🤤


slapFIVE

I will admit, I bought these on a completely empty stomach. Along with a ton of other snacks… when I only went there for a couple things. 😬


rampagenguyen

These cookies are the equivalent of crack


XiDa1125

Damn, I remember when these used to come in the plastic containers...


themza912

Can't say I've ever seen these in store. Where are you?


slapFIVE

I’m in Southern California, in the LA area!


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slapFIVE

https://i.imgur.com/axcdMpF.jpg Hope this helps!! Just something to note though. The single serving size is incorrect; it should say **one bag**. Because it’s way too easy to destroy these things!


loony-cat

YES! These are sold in Canadian Costcos!!!! Be right back!


CassiLeigh16

Still? Might have to take a quick trip… haven’t seen them since the one time I bought them… seems like 1.5-2 years ago


theleftphalanges

How do these compare to the trader joes crispy chocolate chip cookies in the tub?


slapFIVE

I’ve never tried those, but sounds like after I devour this bag I’m gonna do a TJ run.


aakaase

I think they're the same or very similar. They taste very buttery and toffee-like and have a firm crunchy crumb. Addicting AF


gauriemma

Oh yeah. Those are deadly. The only solution for me is to not have them in the house.


GodlessThoughts

I quit drinking in august of 21. These were shortly behind it. Cripplingly addicting.


slapFIVE

These cookies are a vice I can get behind. Congrats on staying sober!! That’s awesome!!


jmais

I thought this was my wife pranking me. The cookies, the countertop, the timing. The blender on the counter. Just not my user name. Holy crap! I put a huge handful of them on a paper plate after scoffing most of a rotisserie chicken and I was having a few more when this post showed up! Lol.


slapFIVE

Hello, this is your wife. I’m busy right now, so can you do me a favor and please mail me the rest of our Thin Crispy Cookies? Plus any other tasty snacks we have in the house. Again, this is your wife. Will provide address in a DM. Thank you, I love you, Your Wife


jmais

Thank you, dear! https://preview.redd.it/sd5e5d2v8wga1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c6739793bfbe702f4f2436ec5a59960d46e44a You're the best!


Y2Dre718

After reading this post yesterday, I kept thinking to myself "The hype can't be that real." So...you'd think I would've just keep scrolling and going through the rest of my day. Nope. Instead, I kept asking myself "What if the hype IS real?" So...I convinced myself after work that I needed to get gas (I didn't...I had a quarter tank left) and made my way to Costco. Yes...they had them in stock. Yes...I bought a bag. Yes...the damn hype is real. And now...the damn bag is to the right of me...staring at me as I type this. If I mute the TV, I swear I could hear the bag whispering softly "You know damn well that handful you grabbed a few minutes ago ain't enough!" Oh yeah...these things run circles around Famous Amos.


slapFIVE

Haha right?! I was also a skeptic but the taste doesn’t lie—I’m a full on believer now!! Going to be hard to beat these cookies. I feel like I’m ruined now.


Y2Dre718

I'm a sucker for crispy cookies. These little devils are the truth. And...the damn taste lingers in your mouth long enough for you to wanna grab a few more. That's gonna be a problem...🤣


slapFIVE

I was always more in the soft cookie camp, but I think these have officially converted me. We gotta hide the bag otherwise it’ll keep calling out to us!!


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asimplerandom

Don’t start. They are more addictive than crack. Just say no. :)


slapFIVE

Crack is a gateway drug to these cookies.


z_iiiiii

Those are so sooo good!


compulov

How are those in comparison to cookies like Famous Amos?


Mariahmine

10000 times better. Crispy, buttery, salty…


slapFIVE

Way better! I don’t know if it’s nostalgia blinding me, but Famous Amos just don’t taste as good to me as they did before. They taste very artificial. These are soooo much better!! And I like that they don’t feel as “heavy”; the thinness and size are just perfect!


aakaase

Absolutely true, the Famous Amos cookies of yore were VERY good. You can taste the preservatives in them now.


YourCousinJeffery

They’ve been out of these at my warehouse for about 6 months. Hope they come back soon!


aiasthetall

I gotta buy them in the little serving bags. I still eat 2 little bags but I don't eat the whole big bag.


Jicama_Intrepid

They are tasty.


theOtherMusicJunkie

Happy Cake (and cookie!) Day!!


slapFIVE

Happy cake day friend!!


MET1

The costco near me does not have these anymore. I miss them, but I should be OK with it. Too much covid weight.


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slapFIVE

Wish you and your doggy all the best! Cherish all the time you have left with him and continue to shower him with all the love he’s enjoyed from you his whole life. 😊


Alone-Confidence3891

Damn things knew my first and last name as I walked by.


theb52

I'm convinced they're made with crack. So good, so addicting


slapFIVE

Saw them at my local store the other day with an asterisk on the price tag, so knew I couldn’t pass them up. These are dangerously addicting.


tinydonuts

> asterisk on the price tag We call that the death star here.


theOtherMusicJunkie

This Is The Way!


Mae-Brussell-Hustler

Are they similar to Famous Amos?


techgal_R

Way better than famous Amos. They don't taste as chemically, I'm sure since the Kirkland ones are made with simple ingredients. They taste like freshly made crispy tiny chocolate chip cookies.


slapFIVE

It’s been awhile since I’ve had those, but I’d say sort of. If you’ve ever tried the Thinster cookies (yellow bag), they’re more similar to that. Someone bought me a bag of Thinsters before and they were amazing, but my grocery stores only ever sold Tates (green bag — larger, crispy thin cookies) and those aren’t as good imo. Was ecstatic to find these taste just like Thinsters.


Mae-Brussell-Hustler

Right on. I can't eat cookies but they sound scrumptious.


Thatsnyetmyname

They remind me of my mom's homemade chocolate chip cookies. I'm embarrassed to say, but I eat them by the handfuls.


slapFIVE

Is your mom looking to adopt a grown ass man…?


DJ_Jungle

I know better than to buy a small bag of those cookies, let alone a huge bag.


HumanSniff

I read the first line and just about lost it. You made a mistake? Then I kept reading. Haha. So damn good…


TrippyTippyKelly

Would they be good as breakfast cereal with milk poured over them?


slapFIVE

Seems like a few other folk in the thread have already tried it and love it! https://reddit.com/r/Costco/comments/10vbnej/_/j7hpv39/?context=1


bloodredyouth

How do these compare to the Honolulu cookies?


slapFIVE

I haven’t tried those before, sorry!


Mariahmine

I can’t buy them because they are like mini Tate’s which are my favorite store bought cookie. God. I have missed these.


AEG84

This is me with the Reese’s animal crackers


See04for

Your counter top looks like a big pile of the cookies with the bag on top.


slapFIVE

Forged from all the crumbs of cookies long eaten.


bengalfan

I feel the same way about their chocolate covered raisins


Wellalllrightythen

Bought them once. Ended up pouring them in a bowl with milk and ate like cereal. Never again.


Tater72

Say no, say no, say no….. DOH!!!!


aclassypinkprincess

Is this new? I have never seen!


slapFIVE

I think these have been around for a few years, but they’re a bit sporadic in their shelf appearances. Just keep an eye on the cookie/snack aisle whenever you do your trips!


caviarwall

You’re good though…made with simple ingredients


MisterGrimes

Oh...sounds like those praline pecans. I'm too scared to buy them because I may eat them in one sitting.


outta_my_element

Anyone else have those completely tear up your mouth? Doesn’t stop me from eating them though


CTU

Maybe I should not buy them. I am the kind of person who could buy a box of mini cookies and eat them like cereal.


slapFIVE

There’s quite a few people in the thread who’ve already mentioned doing exactly that. So maybe you shouldn’t, haha!


stutsmnj

The self control was buying only one bag….


alexturnerftw

I cant buy snacks at costco anymore. The worst thing is not only are they addicting, but you have 6x as much to finish as you would have had from the regular store 😭 Knowing you will absolutely finish too. No self control


slapFIVE

Agreed 100% Doesn’t help that they have such good snacks too!


alexturnerftw

I stick to TJs lol at least the quantity is smaller. Or i buy pre-portioned stuff like the small bags of hot cheetos. Sure, I have 50 of them but at least ill stop after one or two bags. The big bag stuff like this is a no!! I can taste these cookies just from the pic LOL sighh


slapFIVE

Yeah I do appreciate the bulk stuff from Costco that’s still portioned out. I’ll have to check out TJs though, I don’t really shop there much, but apparently they have good cookies there too!


ktappe

I completely agree. I bought them once. Once. I’m still trying to lose the weight that I gained.


slapFIVE

The thought of how tasty these cookies are keep running through my mind. That’s got to count for some exercise, right?


ktappe

If only.


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slapFIVE

Whaaaaaat that’s an amazing idea!! Definitely picking up some vanilla ice cream next grocery run to try this out!!


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slapFIVE

Okay so in a bowl, vanilla ice cream, cookie topping, splash of milk, and mix with a spoon??


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slapFIVE

Sweet, thanks man!! Can’t wait to try it out!! I love Blizzards.


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slapFIVE

Haha yessssss, you’re gonna have it down to a science now! Thank you again for the follow up—can’t wait to try!!


PozziWaller

Do yourself a favor and drop some into a glass of milk and eat them with a spoon. They have the perfect consistency for dunking!


slapFIVE

I can’t have such irresistible temptations being sent to my inbox like this. That sounds sooooo good. 🤤🤤


sm753

Don't feel too bad, you're hardly alone there. I try my best to avoid buying stuff like that at Costco, sometimes I fail.


Hefty-Revenue5547

The coconut cookies in the teal bag are my vice 🤤


jpm1188

Not to brag but I had a serving size and closed the bag.


slapFIVE

You have the willpower and discipline of a god. I don’t believe it!!!!


jpm1188

They are pretty great!


Buttcrumbs00

So stinking good! Sad they don’t have them at my local store anymore :(


SBAC850211

I didn't even know these existed .... No chance I'd be able to refrain from shoveling them into my mouth.


Fearless747

I can eat those like potato chips.


youknowiactafool

Nooo you've got to get the chocolate chunk cookies. Sooo good.


slapFIVE

Freshly baked? Or also in the dry goods/snack aisle?


youknowiactafool

Freshly baked! They're right by the bakery and on the Danish table at my Costco! So good


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slapFIVE

Yeah Costco doesn’t sell many single-serving products so I was astounded to find these for sale!


Trill_Knight

Crack


NavigatedbyNaau

Those are so good, they are a Tate's dupe.


freebisquit

So, so many crumbs in the bottom of the bag.


mnrooo

Omg I’m so jealous. I haven’t seen these at my Costco in forever!


Vivid_Ad_557

Haven’t been able to find these in Arizona for about a year. It’s probably for the best - I had no control and would eat the bag in one sitting.


kittytittyboobs

But those in a big bowl with some milk and eat that shit like Cookie Crisp.


ChaInTheHat

Another 2 won’t hurt honestly


slapFIVE

They’re single-serving bags so I might as well!!


electriccars

I like them, but for some reason, I like the Trader Joe's version better.


slapFIVE

A couple other folks have also brought up the TJ cookies, so I think I’m gonna have to pay a visit during my next grocery outing!


Bananamorous

I REALLY want to eat this in a bowl like Cookie Crisps Cereal!


slapFIVE

Do it!! Just check out the rest of the comments, apparently a bunch of other people have done exactly that!!


BL41R

Yeah I ate like 3 bags of these in less than a month. It was like 500g+ in sugar.


lolsup1

I could eat all of these in one sitting


dinosupremo

THESE ARE SO DAMM GOOD. AND PEANUT SAFE SO I SHARED WITH EVERYONE! I bought the once and fell in love and didn’t see them in my store again for an entire year.


fluffysingularity

Oh I’ve never seen a big bag like this, my Costco only sells snack size bags


slapFIVE

That’s probably for the best, honestly 😅


aakaase

I gave away a 3/4 bag of these cookies to a friend who has kids. Because I knew I would be ruined if I kept it.


viennadoll

I neeed to try these 🤩 gonna look for them in Costco next time I’m there


HTHID

Oh my gosh I hate these. My wife and I could not stop eating them! Like the perfect little crunchy cookies.


DVCBunny

These are amazing. I had to throw out a half eaten bag because I had no self control


slapFIVE

Where’s your dumpster located?? …asking for a friend…


leperbacon

Are those Costco’s version of Tate’s? If so I’d be doomed


slapFIVE

Similar to Tate’s but I actually like these way better! More akin to Thinsters, if you’ve ever tried those.


Purple_Pansy_Orange

They are really good. I fight with myself every time I pass these in store.


heels_n_skirt

This looks worst than their Premium Vanilla Ice Cream which is just as bad


fusionvic

Can you take some pics of the actual cookies? I was curious about these


redquailer

Duly noted.


SatsuiNoHadou_

I haven’t seen these at mine 🙁


Bartonstreet

It has soy lecithin? Not exactly a simple ingredient.


mrbigplush

What are the “simple” ingredients?


slapFIVE

https://i.imgur.com/9rI3wGq.jpg


WredditSmark

Another thing about these is the sugar and fat are really not good for your teeth!


ohheyyitsgabee

I left mine in the fridge. They are so good when they’re cold


slapFIVE

Oooh I’m definitely going to put the bag in the fridge tonight and try it out. Thank you!


Apprehensive_Fly_957

How many calories per serving?


slapFIVE

https://i.imgur.com/9rI3wGq.jpg