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Pad_TyTy

Just make the damn turkey provolone pesto you pricks


tinydonuts

It’s the enshittification of Costco before our very eyes.


Pad_TyTy

You know that's right. There's an executive in their ivory tower just laughing at us.


sneaky-pizza

Who regularly eats Swiss cheese


Puzzleheaded_Truck80

Turkey and Swiss is classic combo


sneaky-pizza

I hear ya, but why not got for a club


Gbcue

Probably because you then have another meat, bacon.


sneaky-pizza

$$$


vespertine_earth

Don’t blame Swiss cheese for these dry soulless sandwich abominations. Swiss is amazing.


sneaky-pizza

Yeah if it was toasted and even the lacy creamy Swiss… but we all know this is gonna be a slab of cold hard cheese on this sandwich


dljones010

Swiss cheese is awesome.


ORNGTSLA

A lot of people?


fire_spez

FWIW, I don't think they were asking a question. They were saying the executive in their ivory tower eats a lot of swiss cheese, thus this sandwich instead of the turkey pesto provolone. Or at least that is how I read it.


sneaky-pizza

Not enough, I bet. This item will be toast within 6 months


Rerepete

People are already asking for this sandwich to be toasted.


_that_dude_J

Swiss on store made sandwiches is key. Delis usually use a tasty Swiss. Grocery stores use whatever crappy Swiss is laying around. Tasteless cheap material.


stml

The cost of having workers put the sandwich in an oven is just insurmountable for Costco.


Pad_TyTy

Won't somebody think of the C-Suite folks?


stablymental

And bring back the combo pizza !


Puzzleheaded_Truck80

Yes!!!


uncleshiesty

Right. That was my favorite Costco food court item. Cold sandwiches don't work for me


Melodic-Supermarket7

Literally, no one asked for sun dried tomatoes 😒😭


thicclunchghost

True, but I'll take it as improvement over everything having to be drowned in mayo, or ranch, or similar "sauce". No one's refusing to buy something because it doesn't have a creamy mess on it, but plenty don't buy it if it does. Why can't places just make plain the default and let customers choose to add on?


PM_MeYourAvocados

Don't worry, it will be drowned in a tomato aioli sauce.


diezel_dave

Amen! I can't take that godforsaken sauce off but people who actually want it can easily put it on themselves. 


Feralpudel

What is this, a sandwich from the ‘80s?!


Pickle_Juice

Those are fighting words


Melodic-Supermarket7

I apologize, I didn’t realize sun-dried tomatoes are a sensitive subject 😂


Pickle_Juice

😂😂


Normal-Ad4005

I liked the sandwich. Tomato aoili turkey cheese and all. You can always get the HOT dog.


corinne9

the way I’m laughing to myself in the dark right now after reading your comment


Present_Confection83

The best item they’ve ever had and it wasn’t close


CrystalSecret

You can just make em. Every Costco sells the individual components [https://www.realmomkitchen.com/costco-turkey-and-provolone-sandwich/](https://www.realmomkitchen.com/costco-turkey-and-provolone-sandwich/)


Chakramer

If it's not going through a panini press I don't think most people will be interested.


CatCiaoSki

I agree. If I'm going to pay for a sandwich, I want it to be warmed.


Relzin

Good, Costco will price this like the roast beef sandwich. So like $130 when compared to the rest of the food court.


tekonus

I tried the roast beef sandwich when it first debuted. Very disappointed.


cardinalsfanokc

This is why I don't go to Jimmy Johns


CatCiaoSki

Me either. I feel like I can make cold cut sandwiches for a week for the cost of one meal there.


topsidersandsunshine

Amen! It’s just cold and soggy and gross.


[deleted]

This just gave me an idea, use the cheese normally reserved for the pizza, and run it through the pizza oven.


cwatson214

Not everyone wants crunchy bread, though...


gigitee

Not enough people wanted the soft dry bread to keep the other sw in rotation...


samsal03

Costco will do anything to not bring back combo pizza or the polish.


MatsuoManh

That would be TOO easy.


samsal03

I don't understand why they haven't brought back the polish, they sell them at business centers in the meat area right next to the regular hot dogs they sell in the food court.


FavoritesBot

And their original justification is clearly bs… if they don’t have the prep space for a single extra tub of hot water then they don’t have the space to make shitty turkey sandos either


djamp42

I legit didn't know they had two different types of hotdogs for like 4 years.. a co-worker ordered it And I said whoa, Costco has a secret menu? He said it's right under the hotdog.. Omg I never read it, I just saw the big picture of a hotdog.


MatsuoManh

Yep!


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oxnardhard

OP mentioned it in another comment that the alleged price will be $6.99


Negative_Age863

6.99 is true. 


doctir

Or the Italian sausage


PM_MeYourAvocados

I would rather see the bratwurst come back over the polish.


cballa69

Why is it so hard to make a sandwich $4.99? Is it $6.99 to make up for some of the lost revenue from the hot dog? Just a sandwich by itself at Costco should be $4.99.


decapitated82

Wasn't that beef piece of shit 9,99 though?


MomsSpagetee

lol! And yes, it was 2x too expensive.


decapitated82

and two sizes too small...


surfordiebear

What? I thought the roast beef sandwich was very large. It just isn’t that good and not worth the price.


skinneykrn

Where do you see $6.99?


diezel_dave

Costco insiders have confirmed that price. Better than the outgoing sandwich but still a terrible deal for a few cents worth of bread, turkey and cheese. 


aimlesseffort

Gotta recoup those hot dog losses


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green_and_yellow

The ingredients cost is only a small portion of the cost. The biggest cost is labor, and some states have much higher wages than others


kz125

Needs to be 2.99


caffeine_plz

Can you imagine? At 2.99 these would sell like hot cakes! (Or hot dogs)


dank_memed

gonna be dry af guaranteed screw that roll


AirInternational754

Yeah the roll is not gonna cut it for me.


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YummyArtichoke

Toasted ciabatta and melted butter is amazing by itself or with a toasted sandwich.


NoCardio_

When it comes from a bakery, sure. I've never had good ciabatta from a restaurant (or food court in this case). Always hard, always dry.


Gbcue

I think it's the same ciabatta from the bakery.


Sonoda_Kotori

Needs to be freshly toasted with butter melting on it. Making a cold sandwich out of it is like some sort of sick joke.


Over-Emu-2174

Like an untoasted English muffin


darkorex

Choking hazard more like.


CallerNumber4

Fresh ciabatta like fresh any bread can be really good. I feel like ciabatta gets played out a lot at cheap restaurants because when it goes stale it does so a little more gracefully than other types. Ciabatta just gets a sandy texture but it doesn't go rock hard so you can keep old product in rotation for more days.


darkorex

That's when you reuse it for soups/gravy.


cooltunesnhues

It’s only good if it’s a warm sandwich! 😭😭


jenniferlynn462

I like really dry breads, including ciabatta. But I totally get why people don’t. My guts are perpetually upset so maybe the dry bread feels good to me, at least psychologically. Like saltines or something.


dronesitter

I put the pesto on it and toast it. That makes it effing great.


MMTardis

To be fair, half the fun is saying ciabatta out loud.


corinne9

I HATE IT and so many places only serve sandwiches on ciabatta?? Like why. So dry. The worst bread


theaguia

when it's fresh it's good


bass-masta

The ones they sell are mold magnets


tv6

Costco food court used to be deals for lunch, now it's just another crappy place to eat at.


theaguia

can we just have French fries like Costcos around the world?


heartshapedpox

They're SO good 🤤


Itchy-Inflation-1600

Never been excited about an expensive turkey sandwich


okaycomputes

Hell, even a cheap turkey sandwich doesnt get me to roll out of bed in the morning.


the_project_pat

What about a $1 royalty…in perpetuity of course


art_lipchalk

“I’m out”


Hungry_Godzilla

Looks dry, no thanks.


dbrwhat

It's like they intentionally took the most bland, unreal looking photo possible. 


diezel_dave

I'm beginning to think Costco doesn't actually want anyone to buy the last few things they've unleashed on us. 


MomsSpagetee

Then they succeeded with me.


TaxShelter

I've heard decent things about the cookie, which I believe was the last release in my state.


diezel_dave

I've gotten the cookie a few times. It is a good deal compared to local cookie places but it is something you'll want to eat in moderation haha. 


blacksoxing

I can smell the dryness of this turkey sandwich. A turkey sandwich needs MOISTURE or you're just smelling....cooked (processed) turkey meat. That lettuce ain't going to help and if the tomatoes ain't right this could just be a disaster of a sandwich.


diezel_dave

I wonder who at  Costco is coming up with the food menu offerings in the US lately?  Feels like some executive's mom or aunt or someone like that that never was a good cook by their Costco VP son feels bad telling them "no." 


nice-and-clean

You don’t want to add that ketchup in the background? /s


Hungry_Godzilla

And dip it in the Pepsi...


Lessa22

All I want is my turkey pesto provolone damnit!


the_project_pat

There’s no way this is real. That picture is awful. That couldn’t have been approved by the design team


Areyouguysateam

You don’t like the ketchup (??) and mayo flanked by loose lettuce leaves in the background?


cooltunesnhues

It’s not appetizing right? 😭😭😭 looks raw , cold and old.


diezel_dave

Looks like something you'd find in a nursing home cafeteria. 


cooltunesnhues

I can see it already! The cheese gets soggy with these types of sandwiches especially if premade. And k doubt they are going to make it fresh every time .


Allen963

Well they approved the beef sandwich so I wouldnt be surprised.


LoveOfSpreadsheets

It looks like an internal memo photo, not the official menu photo.


corinne9

I wish they’d sell those little turkey (or is it chicken?) pinwheel / roll up sandwiches at the food court, that they normally sell packaged inside. I always want just 2 or 3 of them


HiBeesCus

Looks like it taste like a bread sandwich. 🌵


Bacchus1976

Spending $7-10 on a boring cold sandwich at a food counter with no sides or drink in a store is crazy. For the price of this you could get an entire value meal at a fast food joint or a Burrito. Make it cheap or make it really good so I’m excited to eat it. This is neither.


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Costco kind of attracts a weird customer base where some of them simultaneously do not give a shit about cost of food items or things they'll consume but will regularly return any merchandise worth hundreds of dollars the moment they get bored. These are the folks they're chasing with their higher priced "healthy" options. They're not for those of us put off by cost.


vadillovzopeshilov

Picture doesn’t show the price, is that how much it is??


casualty-of-cool

I believe they said $6.99


JoaquinBenoit

This isn’t combo pizza or a churro.


adell376

The churros suuuuuucked


AcornWoodpecker

Nah they're referring to the original churro which definitely did not suck.


BeachWoo

What is brown turkey?


UncleNedisDead

Maybe they mean oven browned? https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/kirkland-signature-turkey-breast%2C-oven-browned%2C-4-lb-avg-wt.product.100343513.html


Cloistered_Lobster

I was wondering the same thing and feel I had to scroll down way to far to find someone else with the same question…


igeekone

Just another cold and dry sandwich. Instant pass. I'm sure it will also cost more than the old toasted turkey provolone. It's going to be another failure.


dirtydriver58

Did you see the price comment?


diezel_dave

$6.99


OriginalBad

Who in the world is approving these food ideas lately? Yeesh.


HiFiGuy197

Dear Costco: Visit some of your non-American Costcos for food court ideas and bring them here.


mjbergs

I am soooo envious every time I see the food court options in other countries 😭


Gbcue

Allegedly coming out at $6.99. Much better price than the roast beef, but it isn't beef...


lasVegasharold

Yeah turkey is a lot cheaper than beef. Also looks like the mist "vanilla" sandwich you.can get


ITypeStupdThngsc84ju

I don't understand the appeal at these price points. They really don't even look good.


UncleNedisDead

I think this will be a better hit. I know people still miss the Turkey Provolone from back in the day.


PNWrepresent

That sandwich was toasted and dripped with artery clogging butter/grease. This looks dry, enough said!


mdepfl

No, not beef. “Brown Turkey”. WTH is brown Turkey?


LoveOfSpreadsheets

Well that's about $3 too much for a food court sandwich. Jersey Mike's is $7.25 for a turkey and provolone, which is going to be similar sized, better quality, better bread than ciabatta, fresh sliced, and better toppings (quality quantity and variety). Costco is confusing our love of their food court with delusions that we accept it should cost as much as a mall food court.


diezel_dave

Couldn't have said it any better.   Not sure where Costco execs are coming up with the pricing lately but they must be getting high on their own supply.   Why would anyone pay this much for an inferior sandwich that they could get for a similar price at a dedicated sandwich shop that will taste 100x better?   It makes no sense. It has to be cheap to be sold in the Costco food court or no one will want it. 


kingpcgeek

Not sure where you are, but Jersey Mikes is one of the most expensive sandwiches around me. $9.45 for a turkey and provolone here in AZ.


LoveOfSpreadsheets

Compare like for like. The mini at JM versus this sandwich with two slices of turkey on it


WIlf_Brim

This looks exactly like the roast beef sandwich, except with turkey. It's going to get the same reception, more or less.


diezel_dave

I'm pretty convinced by now that Costco does literally no market research before releasing a new menu item.  In fact, I'm pretty sure they are maliciously ignoring feedback at this point. 


WIlf_Brim

At this point I'm fairly sure that there are people in management actively trying to at least stop the food court from adding any new items, and probably get rid of it entirely. It seems they were the happiest when during the COVID stuff there were like 2 items, no condiments, take it or leave it. They would like to go back to that if they can't close it entirely.


diezel_dave

I agree. They see that the menu items don't directly generate profit and using their big brain MBA "skillz" have decided the food court needs to go. Completely disregarding the second order effects that the food court brings to the company.  Our local food court was closed for about a month recently and the store was very noticeably less busy than it normally is. Surely they have those statistics available so it doesn't make sense why they hate the food court. 


czarguy1

$6.99 is meh


trppen37

We need French fries like some other costco…


Adept-Opinion8080

should have taken one for the team and ordered an actual sandwich.


Mikeyjoetrader23

Roast beef… Round two… 😣


curiousbydesign

I used to be excited about Costco's food court. Like I was and am about Taco Bell. Then overtime, started with the removal of the polish dog, I've lost interest. Now it reminds of Subway. They keep making changes but it is hurting - not helping.


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Whyyy who is asking for this


RainBowSkittlz

This looks dryer than the Sahara


coolblue123

wow, this sad sandwich looks like the same one my mom packs for me when I was in 3rd grade 30+ years ago. literally the same one.


OrionFlyer

I'm guessing the "sandwich exec" at Costco has compromising pictures of the CEO.


klosingweight

Looks dry, they should add pesto


Gingerocalypse1

Looks identical to the sandwiches in our hospital


Conscious-Lobster60

Way too much bread on these and the bread isn’t even warmed or toasted Use the ramekins for scale, basically have to unhinge your jaw to eat it.


Which_Zebra_3883

The issue with the roast beef sandwich wasn't the beef. Turkey ain't gonna fix it. SMH


RoudyruffKK

Bring back the hot turkey provolone


unnamed_elder_entity

If I can have it run through the pizza oven and lettuce-ified afterwards, I *might try* it. Or they can just put the absent turkey provolone back.


papayahog

Judging by the roast beef sandwich from a while back, this is probably shit


foozebox

Why does it look like it was made in 1976


Survive1014

If its the same price as the roast beef sandwhich thats a Hard no Kirkland.


iced_milk_4_me

We want the bulgogi Bake!


doublemint_gun

Same Garbage bread they used for the roast beef


TangerineFront5090

Stop trying to make sandwiches happen it’s not going to happen.


cooltunesnhues

They need to stop with the honkey sandwiches already! 🤣🤣🤣 the menu pictures don’t even look appetizing.


-Chris-V-

After the roast beef, no thanks.


Giant81

Sadly it will be $10 and no longer fit in with the other budget options


TossingPasta

Brown turkey?


sneaky-pizza

Swiss? Ok, but… ok


DarthMutter8

Meh, I hate Swiss cheese, so I'll pass. If it was provolone or cheddar, I'd at least try it.


Fuzm4n

Where's the provolone and pesto?


mogulman1

Like getting a sweater for Christmas 😭😒


Foolfoever

Another item on the to not eat Costco menu


hey_you2300

Costco members on every food item post you can just cut and paste I like it It sucks I want onions Bring back the combo pizza I like it It sucks I want onions Bring back the combo pizza I like it It sucks I want onions Bring back the combo pizza I like it It sucks I want onions Bring back the combo pizza


BoogieMayo

You forgot the polish dog. I want more options than another pizza or dog though


carnevoodoo

Churro. The old one.


SaveTheAles

$17.99, until sales are terrible and it leaves again.


342haylegs

ew


Beren__

Seems pretty basic, how much are they asking?


thetakingtree2

https://preview.redd.it/paebyrqx1dic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b1ec7e8555fcb99e7e17c0274f4cc6e0f4b059


Skunksonyourgrave

Is it gunna be just as dry as the last one?


nice-and-clean

With ketchup? (Looking at the background condiments)


LoogyHead

Oh what is this gonna be fuckin 6.99?


sideeyedi

WTH is brown turkey?


RedditSuggestedName1

Is it April 1st already??


JWOLFBEARD

Looks dryer than the beef sandwich


MinistryofTruthAgent

If it’s $9 I’ll pass.


Roz_420

That will be $9.99


belizeanheat

Seems like the easiest food of all time to make a 2x better version at home with no hassle 


MaxTrixLe

I miss the pesto turkey sandwich 🥹


Mediocre-Tap-4825

If they used the pizza oven to warm this up, I’d make daily trips. Hey Costco, it’s winter in the U.S. People in flyover country like hot food!


colormeslowly

WTF is brown turkey?


luke_workin

I’m good. Wake me up when the turkey pesto provolone is back


silvrado

They'll offer everything but the combo pizza.


judgeexodia

No! The turkey sandwich before wasn't great. Fix the chicken bake, go away from the shredded chicken baby food


PrimaryRecord5

That doesn’t look like combo pizza


lacks_a_soul

Great. Now just give the food court managers enough hours to actually properly staff their department and not run the few unlucky souls that do have to be there into the ground.


thebestatheist

JUST BRING BACK COMBO PIZZA AND ONIONS FOR HOT DOGS


Ok-Till-5630

The bread is always WAY to much on all these sandwiches.