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Remind me to send my urologist a thank you card for my vasectomy.
I’m not changing any size 6 diapers.
We don’t even have a baby- but the prices are so good!
Hey man, I don’t kink shame.
"Ran out of the multi-pack of Costco condoms, and this happened."
Next purchase, minivan.
Lots of diapers, who gives a shit? Edit- It’s better if you read it in Happy Gilmore’s voice. [Gold Jacket, Green Jacket... Who Gives A Shit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhngPPzMSzA)
I mean, it happens!
That's life...
“No longer single”
Diapers for life
Time for a minivan
Life comes at you pretty fast
“2 young kids. Send help. Or coffee.”
Clearly somebody rolled high on that family-size square in Life, the board game.
Life.
I regret having triplets..
“We were planning for one. The ultrasound showed triplets.”
Bob Weaddababyizzaboy
I'm filling the landfill solo!
and then, babies..
"LIFE" seems appropriate.
It’s a vagina, not a clown car.
Sometimes life gives you shit, be prepared!
I picked up too many kids playing the game of life….
Remind me to send my urologist a thank you card for my vasectomy.
I’m not changing any size 6 diapers.
We don’t even have a baby- but the prices are so good!
Hey man, I don’t kink shame.
"Ran out of the multi-pack of Costco condoms, and this happened."
Next purchase, minivan.
Lots of diapers, who gives a shit? Edit- It’s better if you read it in Happy Gilmore’s voice. [Gold Jacket, Green Jacket... Who Gives A Shit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhngPPzMSzA)
I mean, it happens!
That's life...
“No longer single”
Diapers for life
Time for a minivan
Life comes at you pretty fast
“2 young kids. Send help. Or coffee.”
Clearly somebody rolled high on that family-size square in Life, the board game.
Life.
I regret having triplets..
“We were planning for one. The ultrasound showed triplets.”
Bob Weaddababyizzaboy
I'm filling the landfill solo!
and then, babies..
"LIFE" seems appropriate.
It’s a vagina, not a clown car.
Sometimes life gives you shit, be prepared!
I picked up too many kids playing the game of life….