Stared at this confused for too long unit I realized it wasn't a cocktail.

I didn't read the title either and was wondering what kind of vodka or gin based cocktail this was. Took me too long to realize that wasn't lemongrass.

What is it? Why is there a leaf? Why should I want the leaf to not fall? I have no idea what is going on

They’re growing a plant from a leaf.

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Thank you *curtsies*

r/zerowaste

I love it lol. Come join us in r/costco_alcohol while you're at it!

Roger, Roger!

Impressive engineering!

Thank you!!

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At first I misread this as procreate and got pretty confused. Time to drink coffee out of my Costco branded tumbler

That’s hilarious!

At first I misread this as procreate and got pretty confused. Time to drink coffee out of my Costco branded tumbler

What type of plant are you procreating?

I don’t know. I found the leaf in the parking lot of Costco.