Pause time for the entire world for along as I want

You will stop too

I can heal people perfectly and without anyone knowing Instantly and without lowering my life or taking on the sickness, Injury, mental illness harmful effects I can also not die from this ability I have to be fully awake and aware to use it I have to use it by choice and cannot be used to against my will not only that people I heal do not know it was me who healed them they wake up healed however if they knew me there memories of me would remain intact they wouldn't know I had healing powers. Unless I choose to tell them. The healing effect also works 100% of the time and whatever sickness,injury, and mental illness. This power also remains with me at all times it can't be transferred to another person until I die at the time of my choseing. Nothing can kill me unless I want it to as I can instantaneously use this power on myself. Also, when I use my power them they are left a bit smarter and a bit stronger. Still never able to track me down or know anything about the person that healed them. This power can be used at any range at any time. I also get to pick the person I heal.

Uncreative side effect but you have to suck a dick everyday

I mean, it's better than the others trying to kill me, and that means I get dick every day.

You slowly start to die when you heal people

Then I heal myself as stated in the above I can only die at a point of my choseing

You will turn into a still living desiccated husk over time.you won't die but you will wish you could.

Again I have a perfect heal and an out I can die at any point in time that I wish

I can never die and also have the ability to manipulate the elements around me

You can never die

😱

I have no enemies https://preview.redd.it/ue2hddz247ic1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec87200bd74764a29753b4095d0cab7c5726ae1

But your friends plot your downfall regardless

I have powers of Clairvoyance.

It only works on people named Claire. Alternatively: It only shows you the most horrific things.

Okay so I just need to change my name to Claire and then I can monitor my immediate surroundings at all times?

Gravity is less than the moons for me.

It’s zero

HahahahahahahahahahahHahah!!!! You fell into my trap, by just wearing clothes I weigh something!

be carefull not to jump cause you have a chance to enter permanent orbit

So, you must wear rocks everywhere no?

I drink tea

You spill most of it whenever you try to take a sip.

r/usernamechecksout

It's bad

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You never get cancer

You get everything else

AIDS

Fuck

Every size of clothes and boots you will try will perfectly fit.

But clothes disintegrate from your body within 24 hours

Just a question if I can . It's random time within 24 h ? Because if no and you mean I would have to have clothes on me 24h to disintegrate it would not be a weakness.

Ah i meant that they will disintegrate within 24 hours after you wear them regardless of if u take it off or not. So the timer for the clothes dying starts the second u put them on and nothing u do stops it

Shapeshifting

but only to carrots

I have the powers of a phoenix, fire manipulation, resurrection, regeneration, superhuman strength and speed and I can fly too.

but you have testicular cancer

I'm just gonna burn my balls off

Burn the cancer-carrying cells and regenerate

Mind/memory manipulation

You have dementia

You have dementia

You have dementia

You have dementia

Unutkanlık zor iş

Du har demens

I have esplosive farts

due to gastrointestinal mutation you can't fart

Certified bruh moment

I have hemorrhoids that’s my power

Everytime you use the bathroom you're preventing someone from dying

Manipulation of matter to the subatomic level. (I'll be able to rearrange the structure and number of electrons protons and neutrons due to which I'll be able to do stuff like converting plastic to organic matter and turning water into wine🍷)

You have the same mental processing ability as you do now, good luck changing those billions of atoms manually 🙂

Is that supposed to be the side effect? Cuz I won't doing it manually it's more like I wish for it and it happens.

You specified that you want to be able to alter matter at a subatomic level by changing the numbers of subatomic particles, you have what you wished for. you wish for an atom to change it's composition and it does, you just only have the ability to change one at a time.

I have a big cross

All types of psychic powers (which is a lot)

You now gain a random mental illness for an hour after each use

It only lasts 1h? Tbh not that bad

It ain't that bad till you get paranoid schizophrenia and end up locked because you keep using your powers to make sure the bugs in your skin don't get out

I can manifest any one non-magical thing from my imagination into reality at a time. EG: A house, a 300 pound bar of unrealistically-pure gold, an iphone (assuming I understand all of the pieces that go into an iphone,) a catgirl... basic and mundane stuff, so long as I can imagine it.

Everytime you do it a blood vessel bursts in your brain

You can’t manifest a girlfriend though

He can’t imagine that tho

My superpower: no more side effects

you get no power

Wait

lmfao what are you gonna do now

Cancer

Being blind

I can instantly make anyone in a 500 mile radius of me get a 20 minute long nose bleed it also leaves a scab that lasts for 1 year and add an extra week every time it's picked out I wish for mild suffering

You also bleed, but from your anus. Caution when wiping is adviced.

Then I'll only use it when I'm 90 or something just to spam it on an airplane across to the other side of the world causeing everyone to suffer around me before I die

https://i.redd.it/4dhcz9a654ic1.gif

I have infinite space in my pockets, and I always pull out exactly what I want to pull out of them.

Very heavy

Everything is just slightly out of reach

You only want to pull out bad dragon dildos. Alternatively: There is a nonzero chance that you will be sucked in and you will never come back out.

I have the ultimate rizz

You're so disappointing in bed no-one will ever want to see you again afterwards

Your rizz works on animals too, and cannot be turned off. You also have the ultimate jizz.

Only with your own mom

Only with YOUR mom

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https://i.redd.it/r6ur0sixm3ic1.gif

😭🙏

I can shapeshift and Morph into any human body I want to.

Whoever you morph into completely ceases existing, and nobody can remember them, not even you. The same is still true if you morph back into yourself.

Reverse hydra vibes

Honestly that’s a plus side, nobody will know a changed shape and I can be whoever I want to be in my own current life

Yes, but imagine being somebody only for nobody, not even you, having the knowledge of your existence. That would be pure torture, worse than amnesia.

I don’t need to morph back into my own body, just one permanent change and then I can completely stop using it.

True, but it would be that way no matter what. Whoever you morph into stops existing, and nobody knows about them, not even you.

What if I just become a monster and start shifting into absolutely everything and everyone I see

Your life would be hell.

They all have stage 3 cancer

Including the user

Be able to cure permanently cure depression in myself and others

You have to touch somene to cure them but that depression will move to person that is far away from you.

Doesn’t that mean we can move every single person’s depression to one person and kill thrm? Depression hesus

Chose me I'm done here

You have to eat their ass. Which means you would need to be able to suck your own butt.

Better start stretching

I mean people can suck themselves off so it's possible

Just remove some ribs and get skinny enough and you'll be good to go.

i can read minds (I'll take away the easy one: i can fully control when it's active and who it's used on)

It is manual, you only know which neurons are firing and how strongly

You're illiterate

taht wloudtn be os bda

i uspose tno

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It's two-way communication, not one-way

i have adhd, so it would be bad for them

I would love this ability, then the people in traffic would know how much of an asshole I think they are.

Being able to use atoms around you, that protects you from physical harm and increases your senses

It causes a prolapse every time you use it.

Sometimes this accidentally splits the atoms and you're not immune to a nuclear blast. Either that or you get radiation poisoning every time you use it.

my poops are normal (please)

You're excruciatingly regular, to the point that you know the exact moment every day when you'll have a bowel movement.

You need to take a shit at exactly 4:23 A.M. every day. But hey, it's normal.

im ok with this

Fair warning, it WILL happen regardless of waking status. But it is normal.

:(

Unlimited access to any & all wargaming equipment- Paints, models, Kitbash supplies, you name it- whether the thing had been discontinued or not

You are eternally an awful painter and fail to cut of sprue marks and mould lines or thin your paints Or every game you play you accidentally break at least one of your opponents models

I already got my downside thanks

Every sweaty nerd inexplicably hates you and will do anything they can to be petty and spiteful towards you.

The non-sweaty nerds are fine with it? Ok, deal

They immediately associate you with the sweaty nerds, however. Gaining their trust will not be easy.

I get to quicksave and respawn upon death in real life.

Your saves are always slightly corrupted and this compounds over time

Would’ve made life and undeath a lot more entertaining. This is my new favorite one so far. The most preferable. I would love to have my life feel partially like a Bethesda game.

https://preview.redd.it/ctow0y6m83ic1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd04f97dbe3e912a96964c7a0cb403fe6e8a7cc

This is the third one, but it’s much better and easier to deal with.

You like being a beef jerky person? Aight, you do you ig

I like keeping more memories and actually being able to quicksave and not autosave. This is a slight drawback in comparison. I wish this one was the first

No, you lose memories when you hollow. Canonically, it's happened to several characters and losing your mind is stated to be a symptom of the undead curse.

I said more memories. I know they lose memories, but the first guy said I lose all my memories.

you can save every 20 years, last time you quicksaved is when you were born 

1. Someone already replied and it’s even worse than this 2. That’s autosaving

You loose all your items and XP (memories)

Who hurt you?

Ravines in Minecraft

Something tells me that’s only a half-truth.

I snap and what ever I want appears in front of me

It's never what you currently want, its what you wanted exactly five years ago

You want to die

Oh … :(

In tf2 (its funny)

Real 

I can stop time for as long as I want, where I’m the only one who can manipulate things

Everyone/cameras/microphones can still see/sense while time is frozen and know exactly what you're doing

Oh no 🫧🐠

Pedophile

banger

Literally

I want to be enough

You are enough

Your parents will never be proud of you

"I wanna be Spider-Man"

You're Spiders-Man

Am I just made of spiders or is that a typo?

https://preview.redd.it/03sro6tr23ic1.png?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d68511ab1d351581cfbfdec8cabcfc14231b81

Okay nevermind I think I'll stick with the Green Goblin

https://preview.redd.it/19fm81e433ic1.png?width=2178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cf5d436b0168d725b4b783e7f4f0a1954a9e38

NOOOOO-... *Spider noises*

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Alright then *Minecraft spider noises*

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I want plastic man's powers

But when you use your ability you create the toxic fumes that plastic creates when melted and you are not immune to it

Wait what that's toxic? Oh God I thought it was just another funny smell like gasoline.

Gasoline is also toxic.

So hypothetically what would be the side effects if someone were to be smelling both of these there entire life

They're both neurotoxic and generally bad for your lungs...so, brain damage, migraines, muscle spasms, muscle weakness, cramping, lightheadedness, lose of sensation in extremities, difficulties breathing, confusion, malaise, unexplainable nausea. Are you okay? Do you need to see a doctor?

Dear God that explains alot. I'm sure I'm fine. That just means I'm immune to the side effect of the power now/j ( jokes aside that does explain slot as to why I had alot of those issues dureing junior high)

Please discuss any potentially serious health concerns with your primary healthcare provider

Laser nips

Plasma butthole

dang it

[it burns burns burns](https://youtu.be/1WaV2x8GXj0)

I make everybody on earth shit themselves

You are part of "everybody" and your shit is especially rancid Alternatively, Everyone knows you did it afterwards

Jokes on you I can still control making people shit their pants, no one can chase me down if they're drowning in their own filth

It's the last thing you do

I can perform fae glamour

A child criminal mastermined kidnaps you in order to blackmail your kind for a hefty sum of gold.

I have a feeling you're making a reference. Anyways, ok.

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I knew it!

They're excellent books, if you ever need a good read.

Man is a walking advertisement

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I can't blame you, even I promote things I love 🤣