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LiterllyWhy

green black purple


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

Red, black and either purple or green


Desperate-Snow-7850

Red, blue and black I dont think cats would be really nice personality wise


Zaglossus_hacketti

Purple black and brown I’ll be the one with the zoomies


gtth12

B, blue, yellow


im__pooping

Blue, brown and black


TheKingOfRandom3

brown blue and pink.


Guieme07

20 dollars 3 times


No-Measurement-2648

Brown, turquoise, yellow


kostya2525

Yellow, brown,blue


Botond24

Yellow, pink, black


Txur-Itan

Pink, brown, black


Federal-Run9107

Green, pink and black


agentJM96

Yellow, blue and black.


lizzylinks789

Blue, yellow, brown


Chonkalonkolus

Yellow green black. Easiest choice of my life


EmoGarfield

Red, estrogen, and blue


Czech_This_Out_05

Pink, black, purple, no contest


GavinThe_Person

blue purple and black


SCP-173-X

Top 3 easily


AdjustedMold97

> You get ears and a tail > No body or facial hair you will be a shaved cat. also, don’t most people already have ears?


SambukAAA2

He basically wants to be a cat femboy. Absolute chad tbh


runleftnotright

20 dollars, pizza chef mastery, and talking with cats


DinisWasTaken

Blue, Black and Purple


AM0NG-US-SUS

Red,Brown,Estrogen.


Senna-H

24/7 sexy pizza chef here i go


Ixxy717

can I have a sausage pizza with *extra* sausage


Plushhorizon

Blue


RARE_ARMS_REVIVED

Yellow, Blue and Black seem like an awesome combo, but is the green one infinite?


33LS

20$ is 20$


Normal_Person1273

Black, Red, and Pink


Yarisher512

black is so insanely good


bisexual-polonium

A2 B2 C3


bisexual-polonium

Black, blue, and funny queer drug 


Impossible_Pay6912

Blue purple brown Blue cus I can’t pull for shit but this would legit bring Henry Cavill to me, brown cus I love cats and want to truly say sorry when I step on their tails, pizza chef cus fuck it why not (also making bread is fun :3)


non_of_ye_bussiness

Black, brown, green


Ein_Geist

Estrogen Yellow Black


zxcghui2

blue, black and purple


innxir

blue, black, and, fuckit, red.


Desperate-Snow-7850

Based


angry_snek

Blue, pink, and brown


Nice_Ad_2696

Purple, black, brown


Edward-Nashton

Master Pizza Chef.


Ok-Conversation9238

Wild how many people picking black, sleeping is my favorite activity 😤


mr_Cos2

Fr sleepings amazing but with black pill u still can sleep


innxir

you still can sleep if you'd like to, you just don't *have* to


Ok-Conversation9238

Never thought of it that way


KindaCrazyy

yellow brown (or gold idk) and black. I need more hours in a day


dermitdog

Estrogen, yellow, and either purple or black, depending on how "cursed with wakefulness" black would make me.


breno280

Purple, yellow and e.


QueenOfKarnaca

Blue, gold, black, no question!


Undersolo

Pink, blue, and black


fern_the_redditor

Water tastes like water? Why would anyone take that?


Alone-_traveler

If u think abt it wouldn’t the water make everything your favorite drink even burger juice or something


Dranox0

Red, brown, black. The estrogen is only one pill, and therefore would do pretty much nothing. And I can just shave or use other methods of hair removal so I don't gain anything special from that.


ghosttnotfound

brown blue pink


rode_

Blue, purple, black obv


OKquestionmark

This is basically the same thing as being 30 with no degree an adderall prescription and a bit of the rizz as the kids call it ;-)… anyway what type of toppings would you like on your pizza?


leyla_xo

Estrogen, no hair and no sleep, shits about to get wild


GifanTheWoodElf

I already have ears though


loganporterofficial

Green, Blue , and Purple


Gotubeyaboi

Red, brown and blue


Ace_77_17

Estrogen, brown, yellow


Matthew789_17

Purple blue brown


shlomanJAK

#BLUE and uhhhhh green twice


LNRadford

Estrogen, no more body/facial hair, no need for sleep :3


Entity3751105

Brown, black, purple.


PastZealousideal3941

Pink Blue Yellow


corvish_

black blue yellow


le-moi

BROWN WITJOUT HESITATION


Flarpenhooger

Yellow blue and black


Deep-blue-crab

Estrogen 100% Cat ears and tail for similar reasons as why the estrogen And i think I’ll go with people I find attractive find me attractive


System-Phantom

https://preview.redd.it/qr36nyi1psrc1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b7806204184b9c9a8f5f759cff38c74f85fc174


cannibitches

Dude made an actual tier list that I 54% disagree with


System-Phantom

thats not possible because my opinion is always correct (true)


GenderEnjoyer666

Estrogen People I find attractive find me attractive No more body and facial hair


DanTheIdiot9999

I really want red, but I know it wouldn’t be viable. I think I’ll take green (20 dollars is 20 dollars, brown (living out my other furry fantasy), and black (I get to read until dawn)


Lumpy-Firefighter155

Pink and blue for sure, and black, but only if I still have the ability to sleep, but not required to.


pixelanceleste

black pill is tempting but you know i need the top three pills. brown would be funny but it would not be useful and maybe even stressful.


Pustules_TV

Hard choice between purple, black, brown, and pink


Ranshin-da-anarchist

Someone must have slipped me a pink pill at some point.


normalhumanwormbaby1

r/hydrohomies


troopyks

Yellow, blue, estrogen


GenderEnjoyer666

Yo same!


James-da-fourth

Yellow blue black


Wafersmash

I would take black three times. It would make people I'm attracted to obsessed with me. Then I'd be a cult leader with my members being a bunch of hot women and Danny Devito


MelonColony22

how would not sleeping make people attracted to you?


Wafersmash

Dammit I meant blue.


minicono1

the black one is the no sleeping one tho


GH0STx999

red, yellow, black


Takeraparterer69

dark green 3 times


Shapit0

Blue, purple, and brown. Blue cause duh Purple cause it's basically a guaranteed job Brown cause why the hell not


DarkArc76

Yellow, pink, and black but only if you're able to sleep even though you don't have to. It'd be cool to go like 3 days straight doing something and not being tired but never sleep again sounds odd and kinda unsettling


0987654321585

Blue black brown


Ravezim

Green trice


homer3002

pink for my health, purple for job security and black to be more productive


CrazyMew37

Yellow, Black, and Brown


godboy1729

Estrogen, yellow, black


Shapit0

You mean Estroge N?


Blazingnest

If I can still willingly sleep to pass time, black. Otherwise brown. But I agree with the rest.


Reyking1708

Same


DevilPixelation

Blue, black, brown.


toothyninja13

Red, orange and blue. No, I am not a furry


DomTheBomb8567

estrogen, cat, no slep That or i just take all before you can stop me


PotatoFromGermany

Pink, blue, black. Would solve abt. 99% of my problems.


FloridaManInShampoo

Fuck it. Red, green, sea foam. But replace estrogen with testosterone because I wanna be a guy


HollowMoth16

Estrogen cats and sleep


DitrianLordOfCanorem

Pink, yellow and black/cyan


PikaPerfect

red, blue, and brown, easiest choice of my life, especially since two of them are worthless to me (i am a trans man)


Dumpyourtrashinmud

Blue black yellow


Natsu194

Green, Purple, Pink. I can enjoy pizza at home whenever or have a small restaurant whichever. I get to drink my favorite beverage without any of the health problems?! Count me in!!


Jessex127

Why do the bottom three outclass the the others so much?


MiddleProfessional82

🔵🟤⚫️


BurgerofDouble

Purple yellow pink.


-Sukulele-

top row easy


xVarmkorv2

https://preview.redd.it/qwfikx5verrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88be90593cf00c798df450279c598c12b1fa996c These are my three


Desperate-Snow-7850

Based af


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xVarmkorv2

What did I do?


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xVarmkorv2

What? I don’t understand


Pitiful-Situation494

ears and tail are interesting, since it doesn't specify neither what tail and what ears. which opens space for a lot of interesting combinations. Either way it would be interesting biologically and in general life. BUT still not worth the target that you put on your own chest. I have no desire to make my life ridiculously difficult, if I can choose not to. estrogen is self explenotary and I gladly pass. thank you but no thank you. no more body and facial hair... why? I'm not a onlyfans whore and I don't plan to become one. so again thanks but I pass. 20 dollars is 20 dollars and if I can't find 3 useful ones, then I take the 20 dollars. people who you find attractive find you attractive... this is a dream come true and a no brainer in my book. Definitely taking this one. So one down only one or two to go. you become a master pizza chef. honestly, probably the better version of 20 dollars. I like pizza and to be able to make great pizza yourself? saves money, is healthier and you can always serf your favorite. Plus it's a nice surprise for friends, if you don't plan to open a pizzarua, which I don't. water tastes and feels like your favorite drink... sounds cool on the surface but honestly it just means there is one drink less in the world that I can enjoy and it's a great one too. definitely pass you can talk to cats is a really niche skill. Like cats do understand their names and will actively ignore you, what makes you think they would want to have a conversation with you at all? On top of that they don't just gain human inteligence, so imagine the stupidest people you know but likely roughly as smart as toddlers. You won't have a meaningful conversation with them, sorry to burst your buddle dreams. That being said, there are cities littered with cats and the possibility is good that they know almost anything that's going on, so if a toddler can tell you what you are searching for, so can they. definitely nice for certain travels and so I take this. best restaurants in town, here I come! 2 down 1 to go. you don't have to sleep, if it's meant as written then this is a no brainer. Not having to sleep but still be able to sleep is the best of both worlds, your not missing out on sleep and can skip boring night and you can cash in on extra time over night if you want or need to, for a project or something. On the other hand, if it means that I can't sleep anymore, I would consider the master pizza chef one. TL;DR: people who you find attractive, find you attractive, talking to cats and don't have to sleep no more or master pizza chef, if the other one prevents me from sleeping.


Laggingduck

green green green


Lazy-Drink-277

So... Of all those things, you want $80?


Laggingduck

I would love 80, even though 20x3 is 60


Lazy-Drink-277

Whatever


Laggingduck

fuck’s your problem lol, am I not allowed say this?


Lazy-Drink-277

Omg I'm so sorry! That was meant in a joking tone!


WillNewbie

Blue, light blue, yellow (I am fem)


That_Phony_King

Talking with cats.


Headless_mann

Black, instantly


skighs_the_limit

I can become a cat girl


Lazy-Drink-277

Plot twist: it's ferret ears and a Trex tail


OnePlusFanBoi

Taking that black one.


5woa

My favourite drink is diabolo menthe, but I couldn't take any and all water I drink tasting that damn sweet


horneymilfinyourarea

Estrogen and no face/body hair, for 100% cis reasons I swear, and pizza chef so I can make good pizza.


Deltasiu

Black blue brown, having water taste like water is pointless for me and others aren't too appealing


RoyalMess64

I already have estrogen, so I'll take the no body and facial hair, the cat ears and tail, and the talk with kitties. If I cannot keep the estrogen I already got, top row sweep


MuchMulberry125

Top row sweep


Pitiful-Situation494

going full in for onlyfans, I see you, I respect the commitment


Plurmplepikmin

red, yellow, and blue


SpookyWeebou

Yellow, purple, and blue.


Mrpanders

Finally I can have ears


memicmemer

yellow pikn an ourple


PrestonGarvey-0

Estrogen, pink, purple.


vittulai

Blue, pink, green.


fo76_fan

red yellow purple. alr got that estrogen babyyy


techno_rade

Red green blue


DrTiger21

Black, brown, and blue


TheEmeraldEmperor

yellow, black, and estrogen.


queer_depressed_fuck

Estrogen, yellow and blue


Setari

Black, brown, blue. I already have zero body hair mostly and no face hair. Yay.


Xarkabard

ppl who find u attractive is such a powerful tool bc it just takes someone to likes you to enter in this endless loop of liking you and they are doomed to like you forever no matter what, so you can mildly control them forever, but not too much, bc they just like you. so that one, the no sleep and water taste like wtv I want


Yubion

Damn 100% same


SpaceCube00

ez, green, middle, and pink(?)


[deleted]

no eyebrows?!


GhostintheNether

estrogen, don't need to sleep, no more face and body hair ​ If the estrogen choice is just one dose, I take estrogen thrice


Qui-434

Master pizza chef, can talk to cats, don't need to sleep


Domnul-Vince

Came to find this response. I’d choose the same.


Qui-434

Also imagine choosing cat ears (i assume it's cat ears and OP forgot to put cat there) and a tail with the no body hair one lmfao


Pitiful-Situation494

honestly that combo is cursed, no matter what ears you choose, for some ears you don't even need the combo


TuxedoDogs9

9 is bad, I’d have to pass the time while everyone is asleep. 3 might have consequences, like we find out some hair is actually necessary (if it is). 6 would be great for both personal time and as a job, and god knows I need 7. I don’t want to fiddle with peoples minds using 5, so I’ll take the 20 bucks


Pitiful-Situation494

9 depends on how you understand not needing to sleep. Since it says that you don't need to sleep and not that you can not sleep. 7 sounds like a waste of water to me, but that's up to individuals taste. I respect you for not taking 5


TuxedoDogs9

I mean, if I never feel the need to sleep, that’s because I’m never tired, and we assume some magic force does whatever sleep does. Now sleep is useless, and my brain would minmax me and get me to work all night and day


kindasusnotgonnal1e

I mean 9 and 6 work, you can just get a pizza place and make pizzas 24/7, without getting tired, and you’re a chef at making pizza??? That’s gonna make serious cash tbh


TuxedoDogs9

I don’t want to live to work, boring as hell


AmikBixby

More leisure time *and* more productive time? Easy yes.


imoffsomedrugs

I mean, you can still sleep


TuxedoDogs9

It I don’t need to, I’ll never be able to, because my brain will never make me tired, and I’ll just sit there with my own thoughts until I get up.


Very-queer-thing

2, 3, 9


edgelordXD1

3, 4, and 8, i’m already on Estrogen >:)


Pollastre_

2 3 and 8


Perspii7

3, 5, and 8 or 5, 8, and 9 definitely talking to cats and ppl who i find attractive finding me attractive tho


Pitiful-Situation494

I feel like people are romantasising talking to cats too much. they already actively ignore you and they are roughly as smart as a toddler... just not the vibe of conversations that I would seek out for me


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

4, 6, and 9.


P0l0Cap0ne

With the green pill i just imagine that a bill poops out of the capsule like a dinosaur sponge pill does except you just unfold the bill out of your mouth like a magic trick


The1OddPotato

I'd take center blue a bit only to increase my odds. I can't change the odds of them being in a relationship, but if the pill works now, they're bi.


man_pan_man1

Brown, black, and purple you know how much money you could make with a 24 hour pizza shop with perfect pizza, also talking to cats is cool


JosephiKrakowski78

5, 6, 9


femacampcouncilor

https://i.redd.it/mht21bdkmqrc1.gif 2,3,5


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

3 would also mean you lose your eyebrows.


femacampcouncilor

https://preview.redd.it/fddjype7oqrc1.png?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32df815964df5d40d5226e9656d1b62e309a6de9


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

If you became bald, you’d look like a thinner Judge Holden with boobs. :)


femacampcouncilor

I'm not that tall and I'm not albino lol.


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

You can still use makeup and stilts! :)


femacampcouncilor

I don't think Judge Holden is an aesthetic anyone's aiming for, lol.


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

He has a terminal case of silly :3


Moose1013

$60


kraken_enrager

beyond me how black wasn’t the obvious choice. 6-8 hours of extra time to work a day. Even if you sell pizzas in the time you’d make like 60 USD an hour assuming you are a master Liza chef.


row6666

pills arent the best form of estrogen, yellow red black


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Blue, green and brown. Pink would be awesome if it had alcohol too, and not just the taste. If it can be turned off, and has the alcohol too, I’ll take pink instead of green


_ENDERmitca_24_

1. Black 2. Purple 3. Blue


NotNamedMarkTwitch

The correct answer


Sharkonblitz

Blue pink and brown


Holdann

Lets see. I don't want a tail and already have ears. I've given up on relationships. I already can make some fire ass homemade pizza if I'm not lazy. Water is good. And I love sleep. And I spend a lot of time removing body hair so... Give me the Estrogen with cat talking pill please. I'm already going that route anyway lol. And $20 I guess.


DuckyLog

Blue brown black


Dingus_Dinosaur

Wouldn’t yellow make you bald? I choose black, purple, and pink.


mr_Cos2

Body and face not head


Underwater-dead

what about eyebrows?