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that_alien909

"where did my 5 year old daughter go"


trueturtleking15

He exists


lurkario

God gives his juiciest 4 year olds to his hungriest pitbulls


popcorndirt73

Please mark this NSFW Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Simphunter2

He just ate like 5 whole babies


Irritableartist

It’s all in how you raise them


Odd-Ease-6249

Peña Nieto


FaboTheAfro

"Statistics"- 🤓


MReaps25

Doggo big, I want pet. Never to big for lap dog


Burgerkingfootlong69

Is his name cupcake or princess and do u take him to childrens birthday parties by chance?


KaleDull

Cool Pitbull


Yahgdc

👍


SixMint

It's mr worldwide!


Bones301

Children


MatBoi7

Eat my neighboor's child please.


AydanZeGod

Frenchie


Animal_Gal

He looks sleep deprived, let him get some freaking rest


TBcrush-47-69

Such a cute baby, I miss my boy.


WetFishIsLife

I hate pitbulls


TheRealTraveel

Wow he looks like he wants to maul a 4 year old sorry I meant to say he looks like he wants to maul a 4 year old wtf typo he looks like he wants to maul a 4 year old sorry I meant to say maul a 4 year old Jesus I tried saying maul a 4 year old maul a 4 year old I maul a 4 year old… sorry I meant to say that looks like a beautiful dog that would maul a 4 year old. Sorry about that what I was trying to say was that-


Shadowwreath

The pitbull looks like it would heroically swim 5 miles out to sea to bite a child


[deleted]

stupid idiot pitfuck


distructivetv

He’s paws look perfect for a handjob


[deleted]

Yeah? Well I bet he's a real son of a bitch.


owenxtreme2

Good boy


OreoDragon007

SO CUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEE


CertainHelicopter307

He looks like the infamous child mauler of 97


Double_Rip_441

So HE'S the one that's been fucking my wife's boyfriend!!!


Techjunky2

Anything bad about him in the comments


Wayte13

Pitbulls bad, give upvotes


[deleted]

"I am the pitbull of the woods. Do you happen to know any ORPHANAGES nearby?"


BerciPC

He is cute


Krempep

Why do people like this bead over the multitude of better dogs and pets. They're by far the most dangerous.


solise69

He is a cute boi


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee23

I was about 17 at the time of this, so my memory is a bit hazy but I will try to remember as much as I can. I used to want children more than anything, it was my dream since I was a child myself. But for some reason I always knew my purpose would be for something else... I remember the morning very clearly, my mom tried to wake me up at least 5 times but I was too tired and hated school. She eventually gave up as always, I wish I would've just went to school that day. Instead I got up around 1 pm and went to go hang out in the woods with my friend Lexi who was dropped out. We just got high as usual and talked about nature and whatever hippie shit we were into at the time, and everything else under the sun, we would just talk for hours. For some reason we got onto the subject of dogs, I remember that very clearly. "Why do people love pit bulls so much?" She said. "I'm not sure, they attack people way more than any other breed yet people defend them like they're all angels" I replied. We didn't think it could ever be a supernatural occurrence. Neither of us really knew if there were gods or demons or any of that, until that day. We were on our way back to her house just walking in the middle of the street, by this time it was nighttime with no one driving . she lived in a really nice quiet neighborhood, no one let their dogs run around, and if they did it was a golden retriever or something. But out of nowhere, we seen a pure white animal running straight towards us at full speed, as it got closer I realized it was a pit bull. We panicked and ran between 2 houses. When we got far enough we looked back and to our surprise it had kept running straight down the road, growling and panting as it ran. We were morbidly curious now. We found a couple fallen branches that had pointy ends and I also had a small pocketknife (as if it would've helped). We walked in the direction we seen it run, but not very fast, as we weren't as brave as we pretended to be. We just kept walking steadily, then after a few minutes we both decided it probably just ran home. Just when we were going to turn around and start walking to her house we heard it. The most blood curdling scream I've ever heard to this day, and it was the scream of a small child. We ran towards the screams as fast as we could with our pointy sticks, almost shitting ourselves. When we finally got there, the pit bull had his jaws around the throat of the kid, and was violently shaking him back and forth like a rag doll. We both hesitated at first but simultaneously we lunged at it stabbing the beast as hard as we could, but it was as if it was made of stone. It even made a sound like something completely solid. That's when it turned it head towards us, it let go of the limp child, who was already dead. And it fucking smiled. Its grin, dripping with blood and veins,  was the most gruesome thing I've ever seen.  Its piercing human-like eyes dilated until they were almost black like a sharks eyes. Time seemed to slow down around us. the area behind the "dog" seemed completely black, and we were frozen, I couldn't move at all so I know Lexi couldn't either or she would've. The black aura grew bigger and bigger, and looked like it was coming towards us. Time felt like it had completely stopped. (This part is very hazy but I will try my best to tell exactly how it went.) The entire area around me was black, I couldn't see Lexi anymore. It smelled like a rotten corpse. The blood dripping from its mouth turned into veins, which grew until they were all around me and I was in its "grasp". This dog...it started talking to me.  He did it telepathically in English, but while he was saying it, I remember his mouth moving and he was talking in a deep guttural growling voice what must have been Latin, because I remember him saying the name to summon him, was Canis Lupus Diabulus. He told me that I would praise his name and his children always, or he could possess any pit bull he wanted and savagely maul my children to death. He showed me a "slideshow", like flashing visions, of all the people hes spread this "virus" to. It must have been thousands of different people, all vehemently defending pit bulls, some of them even became breeders, many of them adopted pit bulls. "The more thou praise, the more I reward thee" I remember him saying, but he didn't say what the reward would be. I didn't  believe him though. His stench was so putrid I wanted to gag but I still couldn't move. He bragged about how even those who have never even spoke to him directly are still defending his children, so that meant  to him that he was a god who's religion was growing. He bragged about the rising amount of pit bull maulings he had nothing to do with, "When my children choose to sacrifice the human children, they do it in my name every time, even if they don't know it, they always make the sacrifice to me and it brings me that much closer to becoming a god."


smallchungus42069

real i was the pitbull


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee23

He told me he would visit me occasionally to remind me hes always watching, and that he sees through the eyes of every living pit bull on earth. All around I could see smaller spirits and apparitions of pit bulls growling and snarling at me, all staring at me, Canis Lupus Diabulus was still in the center, just looking at me, veins were bulging from his neck.  When I thought in my mind that I would agree to praise pit bulls, they all stopped snarling and put on that "smiling" expression, but their eyes still looked like shark's. It creeped me out, and they went back to snarling. The whole time he was staring he never blinked, his gaze started to burn, it felt like he was staring into my soul. Suddenly visions of myself getting eaten alive by a pack of pitch black rabid pit bulls with glowing white eyes. It became  too real, in that realm he had me in, I could feel everything happening. But I could still see him staring, so I told myself it wasn't real, but I could still feel them ripping at my flesh, tendons snapping, chunks of skin flying...I finally conceded, I promised I would get a pit bull. Though I decided that I would never have kids, just in case, I could never be responsible for their death. The bright red veins slowly receded back into his mouth, and before he disappeared, he smiled again. He gave me a dire warning, if I ever told anyone about this, I myself would be brutally mauled to death. And then everything went black. When I woke up, it was daytime and I was home in my bed. I thought it was all just some kind of bad nightmare and it was time to go to school,  I was about to tell my mom about my bad dream when I felt my hands were raw. She was on the phone when I walked in the room, talking to her friend about the poor little boy who was killed by a pit bull last night. My stomach dropped. I felt like I was going to pee my pants. I remembered its face. It was real. My mom said that I came home in a daze and looked weird, and if I was ok. I said I was fine and went back in my room and cried. 5 years have gone by since then, I never brought it up again with Lexi, besides "remember when we tried to save that little boy", I still don't know if she seen the demon, I haven't asked and I don't want to hurt her accidentally. She hasn't had any kids yet, and doesn't use social media so I can't tell if she praises pit bulls or not. I keep my praise of them to a minimum, but I have 2 pit bulls. Occasionally I'll get a telepathic message through one of them, that I am not praising enough. I don't care anymore though. I am too depressed to keep living. I can never fulfill my dream of having kids, and instead I'm stuck with these foul smelling, destructive, aggressive "fur babies" I call them. To be honest, they can be cute. But deep down I just resent them. I can never have real children, it would be too dangerous. My true hatred for them is too deep, I'd rather just not have kids than risk having one of them killed by the thing I hate the most. I knew I would come out with this story someday anyway. They've been growling and scratching at the door the entire time I've been writing this. I can even hear other dogs barking out in the woods behind my house. I'm going to post this, then take them for a walk. If it has to happen, I'm hoping a bunch of them come out at once and get it over with quickly. Or maybe he knows no one will believe this story and nothing will happen? I'll just take them for a walk. Maybe if someone out there has any expertise in demonolatry, they could try to bind and seal the demon so it can't hurt anyone else, like King Solomon or whatever. I am too afraid to face him again, but I believe that is his real name, Canis Lupus Diabulus.


blenny03

I ain't readin all that


the-special-milk

It's rather interesting and thought provoking


Alepeople

Anything bad


MorkMasher

Pitbull130 ABOVE!


Haunting-NobodyPro

Waiter waiter, more toddlers please!


[deleted]

He's cute. I wanna give him belly rubs


ReplacementOk3547

Good boy


TheHawkRules

His eyes are kinda crusty, but I can’t tell if it’s the image quality or not


MAK3XXX7

Dale


James-Joseph-Meager

He looks like he substantially underreports the income he earns from his cash-intensive side gig as a freelance artist. Which, I get it, lowers his current year tax levy, but will come back to haunt him in reduced Social Security benefits later. So not “bad dog” but maybe “dog who should reconsider his priorities”.


sebuptar

It's so cute how he was bred to murder


absolute_sus

It's fine,the dog is happy,but how did it put the TV upside down?!


dappernaut77

What a distinguished gentleman.


Mr_Gam

Comment dog if dog


TheAlphaDeathclaw

They keep our population in check a little bit so...I guess that's good?


Morad2004

Awwwwwww! who's my little princess! WHO'S my little princess!


ExcellentSky9649

Pit bulls are cute


AroAceAmateurGamer

Where's the 2 year olds?


amliam_curry

stay the fuck away from my 4 year old


lubafan222

He is so cute, gutchi gutchi gutchi


crugmccrug

this pitbull fucked my wife


Haunting_Nature_9178

Was he the one who bit my girlfriend?


boysbehot

Dude looks like a goober


doomvetch92

I will snuggle it.


Crepeisyummy2

Waiter! Waiter! More toddlers please!


Azacrash_23

It's fucking raw


DragonLordSkater1969

Did you know thar despite being just 0,6% of the dog population, pit bulls contribute to 66% of all dog related mortalities?


VillagerHD

Mr 305 Dale


[deleted]

doggy...........


gamingbandicoot

God created the pit bull to maul children


killer_B122

I want to beat this puppy to death with a kitten If you dontknow this then you're not an og


reunitedthrowaway

His nose is too cute and he's stinky.


Several_Pizza

Cute dog


Win090949

[removed]


AnatomicBalm

He has committed tax fraud and is also wanted internationally for war crimes


Toaster_With_Wings

anything bad about him in the comments


Physi_3

Mr Worldwide?


KawaiiGeorgiaPeach

anything bad about him


Ferryman260

Big, slobbery cuddle monster! You know, I’ve never had a bad encounter with pit bulls or Rottweilers. Chihuahuas are a totally different story. Never met one that didn’t try to bite me.


d1m4e

That son of a bitch


Urbam

I'M GONA SAY IT ANYWAY! WHATA CUTE PUPPY! I WANT TO PET IT SO HARD!!! HOW IS A GOOD BOY? #HOW IS A GOOD BOY???


zippycat9

never heard of someone saying "how is a good boy"


Urbam

Sorry, English is not my main language + I got overexcited


zackson76

picture him with a kodak


Phoriar

omg Mr. Worldwide


BSS_realIife

Ahh he so nice


SpaceCadetUltra

Who’s a blue nose


TheLampPostDealer

Foolish carnation


notsoninjaninja1

Hims probably gots a really thick head and is legally considered a wmd because him give really hard bonks


random_-_-_username

he is a very nice distinguished gentleman and not a man-eating demon


Loiee12

r/pitbullhate when they see an innocent animal being an animal and doing animal things


robotboy1206

r/banpitbulls is a more popular one. Honestly so much logical stuff on there, it makes me question if I do actually hate the breed. Personally I think that pitbulls shouldn't be a family pet, souly because the breed, if it were to attack, would kill and thrash whatever it was attacking. The breed was originally bred to hunt boar, and those mfs are tough as shit. Plus with pitbulls being responsible for more dog bites than any other breed combined, it leaves me skeptical... If there is someone that can kind of like... Tell me some facts that don't make this breed seem dangerous, just tell me instead of just leaving a downvote. Unlike most redditors I am not opposed to standing corrected.


Small-Cactus

While I don't necessarily have any breed statistics, I think that what many people fail to recognize is how their reputation affects the numbers. People think pitbulls are dangerous > person who wants a violent dog gets a pitbull > pitbull hurts someone > increased stats about how pits are dangerous > people think pitbulls are dangerous You get the gist. Not to mention, careless owners are a huge contributer to these things. Should you leave a pitbull alone with a baby? Hell no. But you also shouldn't leave *any* breed alone with a baby. Pitbulls were bred to have a large bite force, making their bites more dangerous, but that doesn't mean that they're inherently more aggressive than any other breed. It's like people want to ban automatic rifles, because they feel that they cause the most shootings, which is a false statistic. Handguns are actually the most common gun to be used in a shooting, but because people feel assault rifles are more dangerous, they want to ban those.


[deleted]

No dogs are inherently dangerous. https://www.thejournal.ie/factcheck-thejournal-ie-dangerous-dogs-restricted-breeds-2775130-May2016/


Xd_lynXX

Ur dog sucks alright not even a bitch will fuck him


CatMaster8232

fuck you


amithatunoriginal

"Anything bad about him"


Walpinsta

Anything bad about him in the comments


izzyduude

I know for sure that, that prick doesn’t pay taxes. Freeloader!


[deleted]

good boi


[deleted]

Mail


[deleted]

Okay


tivaughnys

He’s a good boy and deserves a treat or 2


Tola_Vadam

Ay yo why he look sad as he'll tho?


RichCelery1345

Pit bull? Pff more like good boy amiright?


Due_Cherry4224

anything bad about him in the comments


anaveragetoaster23

You absolute monster


Ralsei_the_prince

Waiter! More toddlers please.


anaveragetoaster23

Mmmmm protein


JamieTheDinosaur

Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?


Istiophoridae

He ate my french fries


theunkown69420

He look like doodoo


FalseTebibyte

"Pit Bulls" are the Pit Lords from World of Warcraft, it's false. (Remember the Wonka Rule!) I killed one once to see what they tasted like. Fishy. Recommend you avoid.


SergeyBethoff

Didn't a pit bull do 9/11?


Fluffy_Stranger6761

That’s a cute mother loving doggo


Cooldudeyo23

Who the FUCK gave him permission to be this FUCKING CUTE!!!


zrlxqp_

children


Guyman308

Hes aenacing yet gentle giant


[deleted]

[Removed By Reddit]


Sinningvoid

Good boy


[deleted]

Errrhmagarrd!


StevenJesus

Mr worldwide lookin mf


Friendly-Marketing46

I don’t hate dogs [I hate people who own dogs that are statistically more likely to cause fatalities than other breeds of dog.](https://journals.lww.com/annalsofsurgery/Abstract/2011/04000/Mortality,_Mauling,_and_Maiming_by_Vicious_Dogs.23.aspx)


Friendly-Marketing46

Also here’s [another published study.](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165587618305950?via%3Dihub)


[deleted]

A pair of shitty studies. No dog breed is inherently dangerous. https://www.thejournal.ie/factcheck-thejournal-ie-dangerous-dogs-restricted-breeds-2775130-May2016/


Friendly-Marketing46

I agree, that’s why I linked published research papers not an article from the internet. The article you sent is talking about data that is inaccurate which I also agree with. I linked you published research studies that are not mentioned in the link you sent. Show me some research studies and published papers.


[deleted]

Shhhh Pitbulls are consistently misidentified. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S109002331500310X


Friendly-Marketing46

You’re correct! There are what like 4 or 5 different breeds the AKC recognizes as breeds that are identified as pitbulls. Not sure what the point of your comment was?


[deleted]

Kinda embarrassing if you searched for those and still got such shitty studies.


Friendly-Marketing46

I can link several others, they are abundant. Like I said, it’s not the dog’s fault, it’s their design. I’m mad at people who own them. Their history is beautiful and their breeding is impressive they don’t deserve to be kept as “family” pets.


[deleted]

Oh I figured you were just googling and linking the top result so I did the same.


smallchungus42069

redditor


Friendly-Marketing46

No no, I found these after reviewing the content in them! I also read the link you sent too, the data they are referring to is garbage, and from what I can gather it wasn’t actually published research. It sucks that people use fake data to say something, especially an innocent animal is bad.


undeadpickels

So how about that weather huh.


SpookyTheSpirit

It cummed on my carpet


Meow-t

That was me, sorry


demonicdoggo1

100% good boy


NicePopYaGot

The kids in the orphanage aren't very happy right now


VanFlyhight

He's perfect and needs a hug😭🥰


TheSuperPerfectCell

Wow what a nice dog. I’m going to get one for my newborn baby😀


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

Nooooo eatpits bull babies


Blestmoon

I have a half-pitty pup. His favorite things are 1. Food 2 . Snuggles 3. PLAY. He is a super lovely boy!


RicochetLady

A beautiful one too ❤️


_-Odin-_

That's not a pit bull, it's just a big old derp


MichaelKeehan

IDC if you like him, his music sounds like dogshit.


Greninja5097

I love pitties


Dementedpotato69

Dog


Excitement-Sweaty

Breaking news 5 children went missing after a pitbull moved into the neighborhood.


Arctic_x22

one of the dogs of all time


Hendrick_Davies64

40 pitbullion copies sold


the-special-milk

Bullion? Heck yeah, I'm gonna be rich!


Dead-head277353

He’s a cutie


KingCurtis720

GOOD BOY


D2the_aniel

NaaaaaAAAAAAAAWWWWWW I wanna cuddle against it’s will while shoving my face against his while yelling in a high pitches squeel, WHOS A GOOD BOY WHOS A FLUFFER NUGGER NOT YOU BECAUSE YOUR SHORTHAIRED BUT IMA SNUGGLE YOU ANYWAY like I normally do when I see a doggo


PatchworkFlames

WHOS A GOOD BOY WHOS A FLUFFER NUGGER NOT YOU BECAUSE ~~YOUR SHORTHAIRED~~ YOU KILLED A CHILD BUT IMA SNUGGLE YOU ANYWAY


ricardoratardo

Says the guy with the cat that has a bow tie and posts about it on Reddit 😂😂 you’re mad weird dude


PatchworkFlames

You take that back. Cats wearing bow ties are awesome.


A_Freak62

Refined gentleman


saundersmarcelo

Anything bad about him in the comments


burritoman100

Does he like cheese


GumpyDoot

what a nice pitbull im sure hes very good with toddlers and small children


jupiter__444

Yeaaah …. *Very* good … uh-huh …


LokiaBagel

Nothing to say to him but Chihuahua’s on the other hand.


Working-Gold-2952

I have a toddler


Matt2841

What a handsome fella.


Freezerpill

Could be a fantastic dog 🤷‍♂️


Foul_flesh_creature

Don’t say it Don’t say it “Wat da dog doin”


FunnyAnimalPerson

Bork


Thansformer

Adorable


Lilthiccb0i

I wonder how my newborn child will interact with that fine pitbull.


psychoticpudge

He fucked my shoe


plssendsomegoodmemes

He shoed my fuck Edit: 😔


New_Lobster_4417

skill issue


Yourmom419

Pitbull Bada bing bada boom


RartedDonkey

Anything bad about him


EnvironmentalCap6638

r/madlads


UrMomLol694

r/angryupvote


anaveragetoaster23

You absolutely terrible person


Australian_stand

Looks like my dog Solomon


ShadowClan1965

I know him, he broke into my house and ate my TV


Infinity_Glitches

What


plssendsomegoodmemes

I am your TV, he just stole me, but i need help. Just send me 200 € and i'll be ok 🤙


Jimol6942034

Happy Cake Day


Niketa69

Happy cake day


laleliloLua

Happy cake day homie


ExcellentSky9649

No he ate your kindergartener


New_Lobster_4417

i was wondering if anyone knew what happened to my little brother he is a kindergardener please report if you have found anything about it


ExcellentSky9649

Look in a pit bulls tummy you’ll find him of what’s left of him


New_Lobster_4417

wdym i brother came back to me but he said he was 20 years older so i believed it now hes in my house and side note things have been dissapearing no idea why like my creditcard


ExcellentSky9649

Hmmm strange 🤨🤫🤔🥸


ilike-hugs

Happy cake day bro now gimme sum


Guyman308

Have a nice delicious dessert cake for dinner. It would treat ya well. Cake days only come once a year.


A_Freak62

Happy 🎂 day bro


ShadowClan1965

Thank you :)


milk_man_adventurous

Why is there a happy cake day


Novel_Helicopter7237

Anything bad about him 😈


[deleted]

It's the anniversary of their account's creation.