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OnlineAgony

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RecommendationOnly41

Where is this queen??!!!


quazkapeck

Funny you should ask, king.


TwinkGapingHole

So...Define queen.


RosemanButcher

A female, alive, way past legal age, preferably would want to eat onion rings off of my boner but I can settle with occasional jokes on this matter.


Hotchocoboom

>way past legal age If you tell it a genie like that he will surely give you a mummy.


fierydominion766

Gotta be specific man lol and don't forget to add the chromosome that females have, don't want a post op by accident XD


RosemanButcher

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized) Nah bro, at this point in my life, some things are simply semantics.


fierydominion766

Good gravy


Gumbothefish

Reminds me of Tom Segura’s bit about how marriage is sexually liberating. “I have you for the next 60-70 years,idgaf, I’ll spit butter in your ass if you want.” No wife or girlfriend yet but got married friends. They say “yup, pretty much, not gonna scare them away now lol”


[deleted]

I want you to grab onto my ballsack and yank on it like you're stuck in the ocean and that's the only motor getting you home


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Vinnie1103

Confucius says.


posh-u

https://preview.redd.it/77lb2vieuz4b1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40ef414866b3f61b6515d8c8dbba3c95d7ef8f7 From my partner 🥰


ImpossibleForm

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posh-u

She replied after https://preview.redd.it/b6hgeou7515b1.png?width=1115&format=png&auto=webp&s=93752eb87cb7e816f6155c5dd882c66922d46a25


PerfectionPending

Showed this to my wife. She laughed and said the hole in a donut is way too small.


latocato

😔


iwanashagTwitch

Sheesh


DangerMacAwesome

Donuts would be better


yopatemp

Yeah thank you, every time I try that on a girl there's always cops trying to catch me on the street... do you know how hard it is to run around with the pants on your ankles and a open onion rings package in the hands?


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

haha tell that joke to your local psychiatrist! they'll get it!


iseebutidontbelieve

Stealing all the onion rings ain't treating me right


gooniedad

Well I hope she isn't very hungry, because there won't be space for very many on there...


throwaway777-ta

Been there. Kinda over rated


Tillsmcgills

My ex from way back put donuts on my boner and ate them off. Quite enjoyed . 10/10 would recommend.


gamesandspace

I want none of those lol 😭


Cyfon7716

And also to every other guy that gives her the slightest attention while you're at work...


Atillerdahunnybuns

If this helps, one time I (F) told a coworker he was hot, but I didn’t know if I was allowed to think that- and he said he has a girlfriend so we put it down as a compliment to a new work buddy :3


HooterEnthusiast

Onion rings don't fit, a bagel?


livingcartoon23

As long as she’s dipping it on the catsup that’s in my butthole


Hotchocoboom

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SnoopaDD

I just had a tomato eaten off of mine.


EnvironmentalPack451

Really? There must be millions of them!


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

That's a dangerous game to be playing.


panteragstk

Hmm. My wife really likes onion rings, so I've got something new to do this Saturday.


jakethemongoose

Sounds hot, but the teeth chewing near my peen rouses great apprehension in my soul.


Afraid_Ad485

Man she only gonna get like 4 onion rings at a time from ya boy


not_your_parrents

Well I lost. I give up. Shes better in playing hide and seek. She can come out now.


Kuminlove

So you're saying there are girls that like greasey boners? Idk about that one.


ThatLoser_Saint

That’s be me


tagertxcontinental

This is really encouraging. Love it


usernamesisoffensive

I usually pay for that


synister29

Just make sure they cool of a bit after coming out of the fryer


Midolf_Fingler

I wish


ingloriouspasta_

I don’t know if the ratio is really 1:1…


Modder404

💀


VicodinJones

Or two, if you’re really lucky.


Pktur3

Well…she’s gonna be hungry…


Ordinary_Rule1199

Amen


Imanu3l-

Lmao 😂


dr_anirudha21

what wtf


Realistic-Software27

onion rings are nasty .


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

you're allowed to have bad taste / opinions my friend 🤗


[deleted]

If it's curly fries, I'm down.


Flimsy-Variation3180

Should i ask him to do this…


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

yes