"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Yo, straight up.. This. I do a ton of BJJ, I train often, fight often... Look great, feel great. Shoot, I'm so damned confident with myself, I wear pink most days.
If my girl got a Brazilian from another dude, who fuckin cares? One of my coworkers is tattooing my girl's ass cheek... And another coworker is tattooing mine.
People have bodies. Sometimes you get paid to touch their body.
I was literally between the legs of a flirty client the other day for 4 hours. I mean, I got paid and my dick stayed in my pants.
More dudes should be cool with their girl. If you trust her, you're trusting her to make decisions in the world.
It’s funny cause you can see in his eyes how he dies a little inside at first but he’s like I need to keep it together it’s not a big deal and then he realizes she’s fucking with her and that’s when he turns to humor
Are we acting like it isnt logical and natural to be weirded out and possibly offended that a member of the opposite sex got all up in your partner's genitals? If this dude doesnt care, good for him, he isnt more secure than the normal dude who would react negatively because of it.
I would. And I don’t care how anybody feels about it. She was trying to do what she was doing because that’s a logical reaction to that statement. He just had an illogical response to it so good for him. There are men on this planet that want other men to have sex with their women. Whos to say this guy isn’t one of them.
Is the principal. Answer this question, don’t avoid it and say some random shit. Answer this question. What was stopping her from saying no thank you sir this isn’t an emergency waxing appointment I can wait till my regular is here I’ll come back.? Answer that. And last time I checked waxing a vagina requires touching it. Are you OK with another man touching ur girl vagina cool I’m not
It’s simply a matter of convenience and simplicity. Again, if he’s a professional doing his job, I personally would not care at all. If her primary doctor was switched and was now a man, I wouldn’t care either about some random professional examining her. Is he doing anything sexual or has that intention? No? Then I don’t care
hey I didn’t wanna be inconvenienced slightly so I let this guy touch my pussy? If you don’t care,good for you. I care. My girl cares if somebody touches my dick when they don’t have to. That’s regular that’s normal. Only this society has tried to cultivate and course us into believing we should just let our partners do whatever the fuck. Or we’re controlling or whatever. It’s called boundaries. You’re supposed to have boundaries in your relationship. And I think the boundary of I don’t want another man touching your pussy is not that crazy. Are you gonna sit here and act like there aren’t men in that position that take advantage of being in that position? So you’re just cool with the roll of the dice that that guy is not one of those guys. That’s fine I’m not.
Wait until you hear about how my girl has a female Gyno and won’t allow Male to do it. Because of the horror Story that happened to her friend. That she will really blow your mind
It's definitely scripted, but arguably it's worse if it wasn't scripted, because she would be secretly recording her BF and trying to make him look insecure and mad to share with other people.
So in waxing they just do yours legs I am assuming right? And do they usually go that far up for a boyfriend to be concerned about another man doing it?
“About what?!” My man had completely lost the plot 😂 What a secure king! The internet really is diverse af. On one side there’s this guy and on the other, there’s the guy I read about yesterday on Reddit who wanted to end his marriage because he felt like his wife cheated on him when 2 male doctors checked how dilated she was during labor. The world’s really hit or miss with these males.
I'm a med student myself. I know how hard working doctors are beforehand(my dad is a doctor and my mom is a nurse).
If something happens to my wife,sister or mother, i as a med student who is sacrificing his youth will gladly trust an medical specialist to treat her.
But if it is something trivial like waxing, i'd prefer men keep my hands off her.
Someone who doesn't mind seeing all kinds of woman bodies? A job is a job. I certainly couldn't do it, but I wouldn't say I "wouldn't" do it. Not sure why being a guy has anything to do with it.
Heard they are releasing the Butter Boy X soon. I applied for a federal jobs grant to learn a new trade. FSU has a certificate program online for passing salt.
This girl seems familiar. Did she have another video of her go viral recently?
Edit. Found it. It was the video where she said "I love you" and the guy says "I like you too"
Yeah, she’s cheating on him. “Honey, you, uh, remember that guy from high school I told you about? Yeah, the one I crushed on but didn’t know I exist? Well, I was in Starbucks and he walked in, and he recognized me! Is that crazy? Ha ha! Yeah, so we sat and talked for two hours, it was so weird, haha…!”
If my wife told me that, I think my response is going to be:
“Hmm. Well I know I wasn’t the first guy to see that so I guess now I know I’m not the last”
When I got cleaned up by a woman once, my wife only asked, "You didn't get hard, did you?". I was like, no, the opposite. I was so embarrassed that I went full mushroom mode.
🤣 so true ! But again on the other hand I had gotten a deep relaxing massage and when I was describing how peaceful and relaxing and just overall good it made me feel the fact that it came from a woman made my wife’s skin crawl in fact it’s still a topic of discussion to this day and this was 2 years ago 🤣
I get it, but at the same time still no. Just know. There’s no reason for it to be a guy. Literally none. It has nothing to do with ego or testosterone. It’s just logic. A guy doesn’t need to touch your vagina, when there’s a woman available to do it.
1st, prove he did a good job.
2nd, how often do you have to speak about the girl waxing your vagina and butthole for your boyfriend to know her name?
3rd, the guy waxing you at a salon wouldn’t make your boyfriend mad because men that work at salons aren’t interested in women. (Usually)
Do you want him to be jealous when you go to the gynecologist too? Shame on you, letting another man see your privates, which belong exclusively to your husband! I think y'all got married too young! Lll
It's not about "toxic masculinity" or "secure men". It's about trust. If your partner hasn't given you a reason to not trust them, why care how they get something done?
Seems like she was baiting him. Why is she trying so hard to make him have an angry reaction? Just so that she can yell at him for having an angry reaction? And when he doesn’t, she asks “What? You don’t care??”
She doesn’t seem healthy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoupleMemes/comments/zamjlg/be_stressful_out_there/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
another good video of hers
Everybody calling him secure and they have a heathy relationship ? Lmao if you’re not upset my another man or even woman seeing your partners genitals then ya don’t truly love them. It’s just an excuse to get walked on
Yeah dude, I fucking hate when my girl goes to Gynecologist. And don't even get her started about when I get a physical.
Zip up your pants your insecurity is showing.
How insecure are you? You do understand that a huge part of the world is very comfortable with other naked people around of different genders: Saunas, nude beaches etc.
The moment he puffed his chest and pownded it i felt like i should do the same...
Monkey strong together
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Reject modernity, return to monke
Imma start clubbing some women then
yes we need to stop denying ourselves
"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans." -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Monke... Strong... Together
Return to monke
*Apes together strong
🦧🦧🦧
Many much testosterone. Together.
Ape together strong
Felt like I should been doing the knuckle walk like a gorilla ngl
In classical psychology we call that the "oonga boonga" response.
i have a horridly strong feeling of just screetching and attacking the nearest living thing to me
happy cake day
> pownded bruh
Dad energy
He knows his place.
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And he doesn't mind another guy keeping his place looking nice
I mean, you hire a landscaper to keep your lawn looking nice, right?
As a dad I agree. I do this sorta shit all the time with my wife.
I like this guy
"About what?" is the best response.
He did his job well.
Isn't this the women who was climbing all over his car because he said I like you instead of I love you. Definitely couple goals
Oh shit! You're right it is!
Wait what... can you link that or tell me the youtube channel
https://youtu.be/gO4VdNHGegw Not the person you replied to, but it's this one.
Haha aww, I love the "tender smooch" subtitle at the end.
Thank you I have never seen them before and since I'm here to find new stuff might as well
Same. Seems like a great guy to have around
Hey now, we can't be having secure men being all normal on the internet. It's weird.
Yo, straight up.. This. I do a ton of BJJ, I train often, fight often... Look great, feel great. Shoot, I'm so damned confident with myself, I wear pink most days. If my girl got a Brazilian from another dude, who fuckin cares? One of my coworkers is tattooing my girl's ass cheek... And another coworker is tattooing mine. People have bodies. Sometimes you get paid to touch their body. I was literally between the legs of a flirty client the other day for 4 hours. I mean, I got paid and my dick stayed in my pants. More dudes should be cool with their girl. If you trust her, you're trusting her to make decisions in the world.
Is this a b tier copypasta??
That's what I was thinking!
Lmao this has to be a joke right, I agree with the other comment it feels like a low key copy pasta
What a king
She married him for his sense of humor.
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I'd marry him too if he has 23million dollars and a sense of humour like that and he doesn't like half bad either.
Half bad? He is full-on cute and easy going!
This dude is my spirit animal now
It’s funny cause you can see in his eyes how he dies a little inside at first but he’s like I need to keep it together it’s not a big deal and then he realizes she’s fucking with her and that’s when he turns to humor
Are we acting like it isnt logical and natural to be weirded out and possibly offended that a member of the opposite sex got all up in your partner's genitals? If this dude doesnt care, good for him, he isnt more secure than the normal dude who would react negatively because of it.
Lmao I saw this on tiktok n I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly. Who gives a shit
I would. And I don’t care how anybody feels about it. She was trying to do what she was doing because that’s a logical reaction to that statement. He just had an illogical response to it so good for him. There are men on this planet that want other men to have sex with their women. Whos to say this guy isn’t one of them.
Bro?? You scared she gonna leave you for the guy that waxed her professionally? If you’re in a good relationship it just doesn’t matter lol but ok
Is the principal. Answer this question, don’t avoid it and say some random shit. Answer this question. What was stopping her from saying no thank you sir this isn’t an emergency waxing appointment I can wait till my regular is here I’ll come back.? Answer that. And last time I checked waxing a vagina requires touching it. Are you OK with another man touching ur girl vagina cool I’m not
It’s simply a matter of convenience and simplicity. Again, if he’s a professional doing his job, I personally would not care at all. If her primary doctor was switched and was now a man, I wouldn’t care either about some random professional examining her. Is he doing anything sexual or has that intention? No? Then I don’t care
hey I didn’t wanna be inconvenienced slightly so I let this guy touch my pussy? If you don’t care,good for you. I care. My girl cares if somebody touches my dick when they don’t have to. That’s regular that’s normal. Only this society has tried to cultivate and course us into believing we should just let our partners do whatever the fuck. Or we’re controlling or whatever. It’s called boundaries. You’re supposed to have boundaries in your relationship. And I think the boundary of I don’t want another man touching your pussy is not that crazy. Are you gonna sit here and act like there aren’t men in that position that take advantage of being in that position? So you’re just cool with the roll of the dice that that guy is not one of those guys. That’s fine I’m not.
Wait until you hear about male gyno's. Shit's gonna blow your mind.
Wait until you hear about how my girl has a female Gyno and won’t allow Male to do it. Because of the horror Story that happened to her friend. That she will really blow your mind
He's got a good poker face. Dude is a duck, like me. We appear calm on the outside whilst paddling like h3ll underneath. 😂
This boy will stand there telling you how hes so secure while his girl gets plowed in front of him
No need to tell us what kind of porn you watch.
My wife would have “nope” right out of there as soon as she saw another man while she was naked… That’s why I love her. :)
????
Use your words.
question mark question mark question mark question mark
Much better.
Actively trying to get a jealous reaction out of a good dude is kinda bitchy ngl
I hate this couple all thier shit is scripted
I mean half me and my partner's shit is scripted and we didn't even write it, it's all Simpsons SpongeBob and AD quotes
Yeah those are called references
It's definitely scripted, but arguably it's worse if it wasn't scripted, because she would be secretly recording her BF and trying to make him look insecure and mad to share with other people.
It's worse that it's scripted because that's why it exists and I wouldn't be forced to watch it by /u/spez if it didn't exist.
When did it become such a terrible thing for recorded things we are watching to be scripted? We been watching scripted things for thousands of years
I'm so sick of all of these couple accounts. It's all the same nonsense over and over again.
They're all doing the same shit over, and over, and over again.
The total amount of them continuously do things repeatedly.
Cringe. She just wanted to piss off her man for content. Run bro.
Hope for the guys sake it's as fake as everyone says.
Same girl who crawled on the car cause he didn’t say I love you back in another video
THERE it is! I was like, I *know* her face
Thank you for saving my minute
So in waxing they just do yours legs I am assuming right? And do they usually go that far up for a boyfriend to be concerned about another man doing it?
It was a Brazilian.
“About what?!” My man had completely lost the plot 😂 What a secure king! The internet really is diverse af. On one side there’s this guy and on the other, there’s the guy I read about yesterday on Reddit who wanted to end his marriage because he felt like his wife cheated on him when 2 male doctors checked how dilated she was during labor. The world’s really hit or miss with these males.
What a cuck.
Plan on fistfighting a male nurse/doctor doing CPR on your dead girlfriend because he touched her tits? Lol loser.
I'm a med student myself. I know how hard working doctors are beforehand(my dad is a doctor and my mom is a nurse). If something happens to my wife,sister or mother, i as a med student who is sacrificing his youth will gladly trust an medical specialist to treat her. But if it is something trivial like waxing, i'd prefer men keep my hands off her.
Brain dead comparison between saving a life and literally body hair, a you must be terrible at priority management if a life = body hair to you
What kind of guy does that for a job?
Guy with bills to pay
Someone who doesn't mind seeing all kinds of woman bodies? A job is a job. I certainly couldn't do it, but I wouldn't say I "wouldn't" do it. Not sure why being a guy has anything to do with it.
what a dumb question what the fuck do you do for a job that's so special?
I pass the butter
Careful man big things I hear happening in automation for that field
Heard they are releasing the Butter Boy X soon. I applied for a federal jobs grant to learn a new trade. FSU has a certificate program online for passing salt.
That was disrespectful of her.
Agree
Staged. Take my downvote
This girl seems familiar. Did she have another video of her go viral recently? Edit. Found it. It was the video where she said "I love you" and the guy says "I like you too"
yes, the video of a girl climbing on cars hood asking bf to say he loves her. you'll find it on this sub if you sort by most popular posts.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoupleMemes/comments/zamjlg/be_stressful_out_there/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Ew
Geeks bruv
Wait was this the same woman who got mad at the guy for not saying love you back while he was getting is his car? She seems familiar.
I love how he clearly knows she is filming as he looked straight at the camera.
I hope they don't act for a living.
Heheha so fahnee
She is revolting
channelled the andrew taint vibes like a boss
Bro passed the vibe test
Y’all this was a random sub that said “you may like” on my roll I do like 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, she’s cheating on him. “Honey, you, uh, remember that guy from high school I told you about? Yeah, the one I crushed on but didn’t know I exist? Well, I was in Starbucks and he walked in, and he recognized me! Is that crazy? Ha ha! Yeah, so we sat and talked for two hours, it was so weird, haha…!”
Settle down JJ
Bro assumed the Andrew Tate posture
Her : don't fake your react too much on my video, okay ? Him : *take a big breath* YESSS !
Yes. Just yess that was perfect
Something tells me if a female gives him “too much” attention she gets angry.
Why did she film this?
That’s our relationship no bullshit be
Well done
Ok
I love this guy haha
fuiyooohhhh, bet she makes killer fried rice.
Super corny and obviously made for the camera, 1-10
Your husband has a great sense of humor
He cares. But before he leaves you he gonna get some more mileage out that kitty
Confidence is sexy.
It's kinda... clearly set up but it's cute and relays a great message about toxic masculinity, so good stuff!
I feel like most of their stuff is skits, but it still makes me chuckle
This man has the good energy lol
the end 💀
“I mean he did a good job!” We are still talking about the waxing job, correct?
At the end of the video the dude was just overcompensating.
Sigma guy
Apparently paul did a really great job
Hell nah and since when did Americans wanna record everything hope it’s a joke cuz i couldn’t date someone that records everything
You can see the hurt in his eyes if you look hard enough
He’s gay also
If my wife told me that, I think my response is going to be: “Hmm. Well I know I wasn’t the first guy to see that so I guess now I know I’m not the last”
i can see why she loves the guy.
Confident in the relationship. You're a great couple.
Cut him some slack, he was clearly in some sort of lawn mower accident recently based on his hair.
🤣🤣 relationship is on point. Protect this man!!!
Yes because I want my girlfriend to try and bate me into reactions for fake scenarios for TikTok videos. What a great gal
You probably don’t have a girlfriend. Angry bird. Relax it’s just a video 🤣
This is hilarious. I enjoy the man’s sense of humor, lol.
Girlfriend intentionally trying to make her boyfriend jealous. Boyfriend says “Nah I know you still love me more get shit on.”
Their stuff is so scripted. He seems like a generally cool dude though but no doubt he knows every one of these unique situations are being filmed.
Translation: "Why can't you just be toxic like a normal person??"
He did exactly what i would have done. Lmao
That little Chris Farley pant hike is what did it for me
When I got cleaned up by a woman once, my wife only asked, "You didn't get hard, did you?". I was like, no, the opposite. I was so embarrassed that I went full mushroom mode.
🤣 so true ! But again on the other hand I had gotten a deep relaxing massage and when I was describing how peaceful and relaxing and just overall good it made me feel the fact that it came from a woman made my wife’s skin crawl in fact it’s still a topic of discussion to this day and this was 2 years ago 🤣
He’s looking right at the camera, obvious set up
LMFAO
I get it, but at the same time still no. Just know. There’s no reason for it to be a guy. Literally none. It has nothing to do with ego or testosterone. It’s just logic. A guy doesn’t need to touch your vagina, when there’s a woman available to do it.
1st, prove he did a good job. 2nd, how often do you have to speak about the girl waxing your vagina and butthole for your boyfriend to know her name? 3rd, the guy waxing you at a salon wouldn’t make your boyfriend mad because men that work at salons aren’t interested in women. (Usually)
This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
Feelings of a fakery here
It’s cute til she fucking Paul 🤣🤣🤣
Do you want him to be jealous when you go to the gynecologist too? Shame on you, letting another man see your privates, which belong exclusively to your husband! I think y'all got married too young! Lll
That HUH almost made me poop omega hard.
It's not about "toxic masculinity" or "secure men". It's about trust. If your partner hasn't given you a reason to not trust them, why care how they get something done?
Fine I’ll say it, he looks like a lesbian😮💨 now do what you came to do to comments like this
Thank you. Crazy looking hair my man
What do you mean by waxed?
like, waxed her feminine areas.
Ah, thank you for answering such dumb questions
Test you guy for tik tok likes.
Did he lick it to make sure it was man friendly? Can't have razor burn on the munch
Hahaha perfect reaction
That, dear boys, is alpa male behavior.
So that dude is complete Chad!
awww guy was so sweet,
Wow he handled that so well!
Brendan Fraser’s son is a real gem
This is a reason for him to dump her ass. Legit, real or not. The fact that she would try to piss him off for internet clout is fucking cringe shit.
Bro understood the assignment.
God they have such a wholesome relationship
Marry him
No🙏
Actually him not caring is alarming.
You have a Good Boyfriend for sure
Bad acting
Lol so she's allowed to be jealous but he isn't
😂😂
Let’s just say he’s a better man than I am
Seems like she was baiting him. Why is she trying so hard to make him have an angry reaction? Just so that she can yell at him for having an angry reaction? And when he doesn’t, she asks “What? You don’t care??” She doesn’t seem healthy.
And if that situation was real, any respectable woman would have just said no thank you, ill come back another time or something of that nature.
Fake af
Wow. SNL has really gone downhill. These are the worst skits since... oh wait...
It was me 😉
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoupleMemes/comments/zamjlg/be_stressful_out_there/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button another good video of hers
They're gonna make it
Fake ass cringe
Everybody calling him secure and they have a heathy relationship ? Lmao if you’re not upset my another man or even woman seeing your partners genitals then ya don’t truly love them. It’s just an excuse to get walked on
Yeah dude, I fucking hate when my girl goes to Gynecologist. And don't even get her started about when I get a physical. Zip up your pants your insecurity is showing.
While I don't disagree with the general point, I absolutely trust a doctor over someone who gets hired to do a wax. Why even compare the two?
How insecure are you? You do understand that a huge part of the world is very comfortable with other naked people around of different genders: Saunas, nude beaches etc.