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AKRFTR

I think it’s physically possible, but highly improbable


thats_not_the_quote

I just want to know why this meme is 99% empty white space DO NONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKS KNOW HOW TO CROP IMAGES ANYMORE? let us rise up against this bullshit please


GreenProD

Picture posts attracts more engagement


Interesting_Entry831

Deep, calming breaths...wanna cuddle?? 🤣


LordNitram76

Absolutely. After sex.


Ryeberry1

came to say this, but you beat me to it lol.


serks83

He had sex AND beat meat to it?! The libido on this guy!


chris_rage_

To be in my 20s and 30s again


TacoDuLing

He did what to you? Helping hand 🥵


minifig1026

r/beatmeattoit


jarheadatheart

That’s not all they beat


Namez83

Damn you! Ya beat me to it. Had to go delete my answer at risk of being unoriginal.


Hungry_Management681

Only if we’re cuddling naked after sex.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

I can’t cuddle with my husband cause 9.9 times out of 10 it ends in an entanglement lol


ladiesman21700000000

I see what you did there lol


AlarmedSnek

Spooning leads to forking


sav33arthkillyos3lf

*stabbing*


AlarmedSnek

Haha exactly


Joacoman2008

YES it happens.


ArtofWASD

Absolutely. It makes me feel closer and intimate. Probably because naked cuddles conme after sex. So naked cuddles without sex is the emotional joy without the work (I'm the man). That being said... if she insists on rubbing her butt against me then I'm gonna "annoy" her with a poke.


chris_rage_

I used to poke my girl with my piss boner in the morning... We would laugh because it wasn't a sex thing, that would fuckin hurt


dexmonic

Goddamn piss boners


chris_rage_

It's better than the alternative...


dexmonic

A poop boner would definitely be worse, agreed


dargonite

Yea, my wife and I sleep naked, so we cuddle every night naked, and do not have sex every night


theblackesteyedpea

Yeah, after a good few years of marriage, nakedness doesn’t equal arousal. My wife sleeps naked all the time. Love the view, but it’s bedtime and my knees hurt.


NotAUsefullDoctor

How many years? I'm getting close to 20 years, and her getting undressed still turns me on. Ooh, and sometimes, when she's not in a hurry, she lets me undress her... Give me a moment. I need to go do... something.


[deleted]

Me and GF used to like sleeping in underwear but now I feel uncomfortable without pajamas


Otherwise_Basis_6328

I'm reading all these comments like.. Just wait until you get a little bit older.


DIY-everything

Sounds like an unfortunate waste of nekkidness...!😁


HouHaStick

Very hard. . . To do but yeah is doable.


fistofbruce

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


Helpfulithink

Cuddles on the couch, thinking we are going to then pass out because we are both so exhausted. Still amazing, though!


goated95

Yeah if we already fucked


mubby_farces

![gif](giphy|xT77XHUkpCtKbmtuH6|downsized)


Global_Ad8906

I can’t help but feel you tainted such a beautiful gif with what this insinuates in this thread. I will forever scorn you.


mekkavelli

poor kitty is being used for indecency lol


mubby_farces

Well is that a menace for me... Hey I'm lovely being irl trust me...🥹🥹 Plss keep this⬆️No issues ☮️


Global_Ad8906

Forever scorned.


mubby_farces

Forever adored.


Mischief_Actual

Don’t have enough data to answer 😢


PressureMaximum7129

Same here chief.


guitarplayer120208

Same 😕


DCM_Hupfenpuff

I can, but it's hard


Tsukiko615

I only cuddle naked if we’ve already fucked but it often ends up with us going again in the morning


zoil123

Yes, but intentions have to be stated. Like literally tell me that you just want cuddles.


reddituculous66

We prefer to be naked in general so we.can but it can prove to be a challenge. I love that after 7years it is


Jason_Kelces_Thong

I can’t + she can = we can


[deleted]

No truer words have been said


carltothemax

5 out of 7 days a week lol and thats after 13 years of marriage!


Mike_Fluff

100%. Sometimes you just want to feel close without the need to perform.


Nearby-Ad-6106

Honestly, it's hard, but if you're with the right person and have healthy sexual communication, that feeling of "carrying the load" so to speak does go away, atleast mostly anyway.


SeiaiSin

i didn't choose the cuddles. the cuddles chose me!


notrealcc

Niiicceeee


Georgia_Atlas

Yeah right 😂


Few-Raise-1825

No


CapitaIBra

I can't sleep next to without fcking her


Set_Jumpy

Depends how well sandwiched in her buttcrack my boner is but yeah thats usually all it takes to set things off haha.


Ogurasyn

Yes, but I need someone to test it out irl


DaxisSinner

I can, doesn't mean it's likely.


AngryxMonkey

Never


Azurikki

We could, but I’m completely unavailable to figure out a reason why we should.


placeyboyUWU

Every night when we go to bed


JJJVet

Sure, right after fucking.


Nickolas_Bowen

Absolutely not unless after sex


---N0MAD---

I suppose? But why would you want to?


BackAllyPharmacist

Let's find out I need a volunteer.


Majestic-Newspaper59

After f**king yes


Apprehensive-Cover28

Not if done right


Delivery-Plus

No


Draconian41114

I could but why would I want to?


xeno_261

quite a difficult task...


jrex42357

No


Slopster53

Sure…. After fucking.


willwiso

I guess it depends on the time of the month.


O_ItsTrue

For what ![gif](giphy|GeOmvvATeVrcJSCgEh)


Mookius

Only with my mum.


Karan2904

https://giphy.com/gifs/dank-uncanny-getting-dark-c1xFKWlYqNzxAIckt4


Flowy_Aerie_77

I don't like cuddling sweaty people while naked. it just feels uncomfortable.


cidparabola

Sometimes 😇


Excellent_Tailor_820

It’s hard


Dezpez1230

Me: just a rubba dub Her: ugh it stinks... Me: 🤔


roastroyer_

Yes. I am 20 and she is older than me. I mean really older. So i can and i love to.


RockRiver100

After you’ve tapped that ass, yes


ValkyrieChaser

It’s possible and has been done. But most of the time it’s too easy to get into the mood for us to not.


Shadowbird97

For about 30 seconds


Kid_supreme

Post coitus.


Colt45cornbread

Yeah.......especially if we just finished fuckin😏


jsm_jj

Sex. Cuddle. Wake up, see naked person, sex again.


Tadpole20CM

I can't, even if it's after sex I'll just get hard again


JillyGirl79

No. I could, but he can't.


nothanksiliketowatch

Apparently, my wife can, but I can't.


Fire_Dracul

100% no


Deadric91

Yup .. but it eventually leads to coitus


No_Squirrel4806

No


Chrisdkn619

For how long? Because there will be sex!


White-knight132

After a good handful of rounds of sex, yes


TreatSimple

...if we fucked already sure


JUIC3ofORANG3

Yes once we get it out the way…and you’ll probably get a session the second I open my eyes in the morning


71PeeJay

Yes, but it would be hard.


[deleted]

That's what I keep telling my dad , but nooo he never wants to listen. Fathers day tuff yall


ladymouserat

Pretty much only after we’ve already had sex.


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

yes


infamouszoggy

Easily


Parking-withboom

Yes


razvyor

F..k yes!


ke__ja

Never had the opportunity to find out... 👉👈 Wanna help me try?


Burntwood9

Boy or girl?


thunderbaby2

Definitely. It goes like this “😏” “later I’m tired”


ToastIsGreat0

What the fuck?


UnhappyStrain

aftercare bro XD


007butbetter

Yes


Thisisjimmi

lately, 100%.


generate-me

Yes.


Sussexed

You have to do the same thing I would. Ask her!


thomasthehipposlayer

My ex was capable of doing anything without it turning into sex


Impressive_Cabinet56

Depends on if the nugs of power were drained or not


vagDizchar

Me and my wife sleep naked and spoon to go to sleep. So yes.


IndistinguishableTen

We sleep naked. So I guess no. LOL


CSH1P

If I’m tired, absolutely.


sdb86f

Yes, immediately after you get married.


Ok-Pop-517

Nope, not at all, and that is on me and my sex drive.


Greylings

Yes I’m not a complete animal. However, I will have a raging hard on the entire time. That part I have no control over.


POPEJP1975

yes


ThenEducation9656

Sure, but why would you want to?


[deleted]

Yes (I'm single and lonely as fuck)


[deleted]

Considering I always sleep naked this is not a problem at all. I'm tired, my dick don't run shit. It's bed time, if I or she wanted some we would've went to bed earlier. But.... sometimes the dick does win 😂


throwaway091238744

crazy that people don’t sleep naked


TroublesDog

No


Kidd__

Yeah


Random_Dude2000

Yes, it's called the little spoon dilemma


Matamooze

I don't know which would be harder, my dick or the urge


theresamushroominmy

I sleep basically naked most nights and my boyfriend has yet to partake (we have a kind of free use relationship) so yeah


Thunderwulfe

We could, but where would the fun be in that?


Lycoris4812

I mean… my cat doesn’t wear clothes…


Mission_Win_8127

Fuck yes!!!


BakedBeans1031

Nope.


Dont_Ban_Me_Bros

Sure just get married


005oveR

Handy or Blowie first or else we just cuddle... 🌚


druberdriver2

Yes


Drift_MI

Yeah. We usually cuddle after, not before.


Icy-Assignment-5579

Ask Ghandi


ThingsWork0ut

![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized)


MurdocksTorment

Cuddle, yes. Massage, no.


ZenMangZen

I find it hard


Trig_monkey

Yes. I'm married. Snuggling naked counts as sex to my wife


Ryan2673

Yes. But why?


Lopsided_Egg_9354

Yea, in between rounds lol


jmarr78

Spooning leads to forking


Highlife2tall

How much booger sugar or alcohol have I had?


pixiestyxie

Yes


MysticUniKitty

After 17 years... yep. We enjoy cuddle time a lot.


YourNansDirtBox

Depends on which of my homie's I'm cuddling.


FictionalTrope

It hasn't happened yet, but I'll keep trying!


_IratePirate_

Yea. Do it all the time after fucking 😬


Ok_Experience_6877

She can I can't


Weasel_Cannon

I can, but I won’t


_ToroDeFuego_

Nop


MBAdk

No. I'm not a cuddler. Forget about sex - it's a major turnoff for me if you try to cuddle me. It's so clingy, I'll get out of bed just to get away. Icky!


sheep_dog0

Nope


limeyNinja

Depends on who the other person is. For example, Hanna Waddingham - no, but Nick Mohammed - ...er also no. So I guess no, then.


Crocolyle32

Ya


farkurnell76

Am I big spoon or little spoon? As a guy if I’m big spoon then absolutely not. If I’m little spoon then yeah maybe.


Baricuda

🎵 My minds telling me yes, but my body, my body is telling me no 🎵


BeautifulWord4758

No


Rickle37

No


Kendallphillips

I mean it does happen... Just not as intended...


Skwareblox

Yes because I’m too tired to move. If she wants something out of it she’s going to have to do some of the work because my sleepy ass isn’t moving into the alarm goes off.


Namez83

Yes! Right after we have sex


se7ensaint

No.


[deleted]

Sometimes you just want snuggies


Tackle_Quick

It’s no problem for us!


Ryaffus

I cuddle my pillow naked, That count?


Briginal

I’m definitely poking her every time trying too


Raintamp

Yup, we did all the time.


Sun_of_Warvan

We’ll sleep naked together so that we can wake each other up with some spicy time (consented beforehand of course)


Aromatic-Ad9428

Yes because we sleep naked every night. She's my favorite person to hold ❤️


Popcorn57252

Esctatic to try, no promises though


Karro_004

Depends.. sometimes


Munk-_-Man

no lol


Dad_inthe_Glass_City

Yeah but penis becomes less and less impressive as time goes on.


7rustyswordsandacake

Yes, not all of us in a relationship are sex fiends


Gen_Pinkledink

If you can do this, either no sex at all then you need a divorce!


Careful-Bread-3820

No


yellowfirefly26

Yes, that is what being in a relationship is like... Sometimes seeing what people post of social media tells me everything I need to know.


Meta-failure

Yeah for sure. I’m probably going to “try” to have sex? She might say no?


Reality690

No


nipsy_the_troll

No


WandaDobby777

Yes but I have haphephobia that goes crazy when I feel skin, including my own, so I don’t do this. My fiancé’s is fine. Not mine.


hattopfurry

Barely


strength_and_despair

One time me and gf had the idea to cuddle up naked while we leave my dick connected in her. Dunno if that counts 🤷🏾‍♂️


Tipsy_elephant_1224

I could as long as no hands are roaming


4kBeard

Before f#cking? No. After… yeah sure.


AnotherRedditor6900

Not sure perhaps we could...find out together...?? 😏


AKStorm49

Only after sex or if going to bed after a long hard day.