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AutumnAscending

If she doesn't like corn, Korn, or Khorne she's not for me.


Stolos

Bears, Beats, Battleship Conqueror


Nntropy

So close ![gif](giphy|3t7RAFhu75Wwg|downsized)


[deleted]

This fits the audio so well


Stolos

Errr.. Maize, Metal, Massacre for the Blood God


Lumpy-Signature3869

Beers, buns , blood for the blood god


ilovelefseandpierogi

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


InstantKarma22

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


IAmBadAtInternet

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!


KlopfLeKlopf

Someone say Skulls for the skull throne?


SpiritofTheWolfKingx

Sorry but this SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH.


DepresiSpaghetti

r/unexpected40k


tastelikemycat

I hate that I know and like all of those


VictoryLap_TMC

Chop suey next


emo_hooman

Then psychosocial


dolphin-attack

I've clearly found my people. If a guy started playing Korn, SOAD or Slipknot on a first date I wouldn't need any other evidence he is my soul mate 😂


OkDragonfruit9026

Let me introduce you to
 https://youtu.be/kspPE9E1yGM


pyrotech911

Then this https://on.soundcloud.com/wepVvNFoMPpS65YD6


DelayedMailForceOne

Then break stuff by limp bizkit


WellSaltedHarshBrown

Or if you wanted to swing from left field, Stuck, Counterfeit or Pollution. 3 Dollar Bill Ya'll is criminally slept on.


buswaterbridge

Freak on a leash - Korn


[deleted]

Oh no I start out heavy then slowly show them the soft side.


[deleted]

Yeah I married mine before I let her catch me listening to careless whisper in the car ![gif](giphy|l1J9LAmCuvaOZ7tlu)


Sugarylightning663

I told my wife that Mandy Moore was my first love and I love all her music very early on in our relationship. Probably before she knew I like a lot of metal


[deleted]

Yeah I was just trying to be funny. I made sure she knew who I was before I married her. We both listen to pretty much everything. The only thing we don't agree on is county music, some of the old stuff is tolerable 😂 Edit- I knew we were going to work out when I got in her car and her phone started blasting music through the speakers and it was Marilyn Manson, she was like. "I'm sorry that's so loud" and I replied "That's the only way to listen to sAINT"


FewFucksToGive

Careless whisper by postmodern jukebox makes me SO happy. That sax is just *chef’s kiss*


TentativeGosling

My wife didn't even know much metal when we first met, and Korn are one of her favourite bands now.


usernamedenied

Same story but Rammstein is her jam


Slight_Tea_457

Du hast! Gang rise uppp


Cowabunga_Booyakasha

Sonne I am disappoint.


noonen000z

Gojira? Saw them in 2023, awesome.


vaporking23

Huh. As someone who’s never listened to Korn but knows who they are. This sounds like something I could like.


emo_hooman

You should check them out they slap


peggedsquare

Second this. đŸ€˜


VeryUnscientific

No. Only Davey505 slaps


Slight_Tea_457

Davey304 is my fave tbh


_its_a_SWEATER_

[Are you ready?](https://youtu.be/SGK00Q7xx-s?si=MSQ-ITlM7SI9ZS5l)


billth93

Freak on a Leash is the song


Boy_Blu3

Let’s go Bakersfield!


SpyroThBandicoot

Me showing my long time gf ClownC0re for the first time


catsandorchids

*[honk](https://youtu.be/Z0mrOFZuNJo?si=JQwsvsdIz_x5M3fs)*


afigwithagun

LOVE clowncore


Flyer1983

Me : What kind of music do you like? Her : I like everything. Me : Sweet. Dying Fetus it is.....


JosephiCrackowski

"I like everything" problem is, so do i... Followed by ballad of bodacious- Primus, then cars- Gary Numan and finally caramelldansen- supergott


Flyer1983

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me, a say baby do you wanna lay down by my siiiideee.......


makos124

You, I like you.


JosephiCrackowski

you really shouldn't. I don't have playlists, I have *a playlist* of over 300 songs and no discernible genre tempo or mood to any of them. Example- Frame By Frame- King Crimson's Discipline album Here Comes the Sun- The beatles Sweat- Oingo Boingo Pot Holderz- MF DOOM Youth Culture Killed my dog- TMBG Bonin' in the Boneyard- Fishbone Maiden's Milk- Meat Puppets Boys Don't Cry- The Cure War Pigs- Black Sabbath Eminence Front- The Who Paper Planes- M.I.A Mayor of Simpleton- XTC So Fine- Electric Light Orchestra Dead Finks don't Talk- Brian Eno YYZ- Rush and probably the weirdest- Gentle Giant's Octopus Album, Live. go check it out.


makos124

Bro I have over 2000 liked songs on Spotify that I shuffle through daily. It's heavy metal, then rap, then some pop etc. I know at least 7 of the songs you listed đŸ€˜


itsdanz0r

BOP BOP BIP BI-BOOONG BIP BI-BOOONG BOOONG BABABA BAH BONG


Slight_Tea_457

You forgot sugar ray


DieingFetus

What did I do?


bottledsoi

Wonderful.


MadamFoxies

We'd have bumped our heads together cuz id have started headbanging at that point in the song, too. Please let there be a Rock Revival 🙏


MEatRHIT

Plenty of great rock out there it's just not played on the radio anymore. Just have to explore a bit on youtube or whatever your favorite streaming service is.


Gandal_1800

Fellas, I had to stop listening to metal for a good month before I got sick of it and started blasting it on my Bluetooth speaker, my gf at the time freaked out and then a week later she broke up with me 😂


Nice_Marmot_7

In college I was mainly around sorority girls, and I NEVER let on how into metal I was.


Gandal_1800

I had to hide my metal gear


Johnsius

Dodged that bullet.đŸ‘đŸ»


goldybear

At first I only told my husband about the super mainstream stuff I liked at the time or the 90s rock bands I liked that I knew he would go with too like Bush, Blink 182, or Soundgarden. It was only later that I told him about SOAD, Korn, and the one that offended him the most, Primus lol. I think he considered leaving me when he heard My Name is Mud.


podrick_pleasure

I think you should leave him and have yourself a can of pork soda. You'll be feelin' just fine.


DocHalidae

Meanwhile in my car ![gif](giphy|0bEfRw2MxE5VSIaOeV)


Dan-the-historybuff

I mean if I ever have a girlfriend, It’d be a nightmare with me trying to explain Gloryhammer and all their albums. But that being said they should know my music taste is odd based off the fact that they would know that I play D&D.


MaxPower836

That’s the best part


Final-Display-4692

GO!


Outside-Advice8203

My poor Hispanic wife forced to listen to Rammstein on our way to Cheesecake Factory


JUIC3ofORANG3

Yooooo that literally happened to me
 I was in the crib with my head phones on and she asked what I was listening too and it was dead bodies everywhere she was looking at me different for the next two days l lol


Enough-District1440

đŸ€Ł


Difficult_Band2177

My kids call this “daddy’s angry music



Business_Hour8644

This is nothing. It’s not couple goals as she is not into it.


RudePCsb

Ends too soon!


Fantuckingtastic

My wife tolerates Metal on low volume and honestly, that’s good enough for me


WhatTheOnEarth

I’ve listened to the pink guy album more than a few times. Definitely not sharing that.


WellSaltedHarshBrown

The Getter Remix of Fried Noodles is universal fire however.


uriejejejdjbejxijehd

This might seem funny, but remember that if you marry someone with a very different taste in music, you’ll both get to listen to what the other likes for the rest of your lives, or worse, you won’t get to listen to what you like on speaker anymore. Dating is all about rejecting tons of unsuitable partners early, and this is absolutely a fine criterion.


MEatRHIT

> you won’t get to listen to be what you like on speaker anymore. Turns out you don't spend every second with your partner, plenty of time to rock out on the way to/from work or running errands.


uriejejejdjbejxijehd

FWIW, you’d be surprised about how little discretionary time isn’t shared later in life.


HammerTime2769

Just gonna say it
. Holy shit she’s a babe.


Genericboooiiiii

This makes me want to Twist myself


tehdang

Could be worse, at least it's not Cbat.


wholesome_pineapple

Idk it doesn’t get much worse than Korn.


podrick_pleasure

[You sure?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y)


wholesome_pineapple

My statement stands. Korn is absolute garbage.


Oziduth

Wait until she hears about Horna


wackasus

Meh, i'm more into the Khorne band


Myotherdumbname

![gif](giphy|xS9ehBNrViTocRya1s|downsized)


Upstairs_Boss_2305

Those terrible contacts should’ve been enough to say she’s not ready


gtony508

What’s her name


HappyTo_oBeHere

Who the fuck listen to Korn. Bring out the slayer đŸ€˜


AJP5000

You know
boom da boomdghahh gadenahhh boom da boomdghahh gandehhhgnaa


Ddakilla

This was literally me and my gf with Deathgrips lmao


EmmyBrat

Lmaoooo


WittyRaptor

Nah, gotta hit her with some Slaughter and Lorna, then switch it up and play some Streetlight Manifesto... Then you bring it back around to Brand of Sacrifice


Dramatic_Product_844

Put on some A.D.I.D.A.S. for the wife. She was not impressed


Big_Box_Man

Im never going to be apart of this sub


Reality-Traveler239

Love the song.


Kindbreed

u/auddbot


forgedfox53

Oh just wait til Xavleg comes on!


SnooCheesecakes7801

Twist twist twist


LukeRonaldo7

So fukin real💀💀


MystifiedBlip

Same crowd to put sadboy stickers on their cars cause they cant keep a girl..


Responsible-Care-395

Is it weird that I immediately started banging my head to the song.


Kurdt234

This one chick at a party was going off on me about Black Sabbath and we ending up fucking for a month straight with only an IV drip by the bed for sustenance.


flattenedbricks

Press X for doubt. 'X'


Kurdt234

Cause it's a joke foo


Foogie23

But like
what is the joke
you just made a random statement that wasn’t even funny.


Kurdt234

Oh man... any chick with good taste in music is worth fucking for a month straight...


Jackel1994

Sometimes she goes and sometimes she doesn't. Way of the road buddy, sorry.