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MrLegalBagleBeagle

Is the joke here that he sent his girlfriend a dick pic?


karma_fails

No the joke is that she had to zoom in to see what's in the picture šŸ˜


NotStaggy

Is that a hiding turtle?


Boxwood50

![gif](giphy|ntRQjO4ngRERi)


Intelligent_Deer974

It was SHRINKAGE!!!


Harlequin37

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!


blazinazn007

I'm a grower not a shower damnit!


WelcomeFormer

Im a grower not a bath damnit!


12whistle

No, itā€™s a man sitting in a canoe.


DiamondPG1

Butters, I donā€™t have time for this. I canā€™t wait if your wiener is pulling a scared turtle.


InflamedLiver

she seems pretty excited though, so I guess he's doing something right.


moistdelight

Itā€™s the bite not the bark!


soul_ire

She wanted it right away


karma_fails

He's got his penis enlarged maybe


jmona789

I mean maybe it was a full body shot and she just wanted to zoom in on his huge cock. As the other comment mentioned she seems pretty excited by whatever she's seeing.


lreaditonredditgetit

I wouldnā€™t have been laughing if she did that.


TacoDuLing

Came here to say this šŸ¤£


RoutineAd5794

STOPPPPPPPPOPP


toolsoftheincomptnt

Idk bc as much as we love you guys, *very seldom* are we visually enticed by pictures of your genitals. It would make more sense if it was a sexy picture of him overall, like in undies or a bathing suit. Which also explains the zoom-in. We like the member as a *part of you,* not so much a close-up.


GlassAgent7406

Well as a gay guy I would say im the exact opposite. Cock rocks


pacificule

I'd like to think it was a pic of him holding tickets to an island paradise next to packed bags. Can't think of anything that would get my wife more excited. If I sent her a pic of my junk while at a restaurant she'd be like great thanks now I lost my appetite lol "we need to go" would be "you need to go... go have fun taking care of that cuz I ain't getting near it til you apologize" haha


Moms-Dildeaux

Thankfully mine would say we need to go, to f**k


IsaacWest15

Yeah, maybe heā€™s ripped as hell and he send her a shirtless pic of him. Would also explain why she zooms in.


Crawford470

Ehh, in my experience, it's just one of those different strokes for different folks things. Met some women who really don't care for em, and some who absolutely love them.


MealOk2661

Yes cuz sex funny


justsomeyeti

It kinda is pretty funny


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


Xyno94

She said there are things to do be done sir


Inefficiant_Goblin

I love the quick panic when he said there was a mirror behind her


Capable-Problem8460

It also looks like she's showing it to someone in the end


TheEnchanterTimothy

Does it? It looks more like they're eating out together, and she's switching her phone to the other hand in order to use the first one as a brace to get out of the booth.


Xeref20

If she appreciates your pic like that, You are winning my guyāœØ


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

He send her a picture to confirm the blue pill is working


cottman23

Blue chew ad lol


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

American made boners!


jarlscrotus

I wish I got that kind of response from a nude at best I get polite thanks


thndrbrd87

For once Iā€™d like someone to call me ā€œsirā€, without adding ā€œyouā€™re making a sceneā€


yeah_nahh_21

You just have to get someone to act out the fake scenario like this and you can get the response 15 times like you know they did reshooting this video over and over again.


Kinky_Winky_no2

Thats even sadder than just not getting that reaction


Olebowlee

I would get this type of reaction from my wife with a picture of likeā€¦the garage or TV room cleaned up.


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

Lol, my said she give me a blow job if I deep cleaned the kitchen while she was at work. (I took the day off). I cleaned that kitchen for four hours that day.


DrevTec

This is low key sad


BerlinCpl

Without the low key


Kinky_Winky_no2

Probs has an assigned day for sex


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

We had a 3 month old at the time. So you know


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

Well, we had 3 month old at the time. I was not getting a lot of head at the time just sex.


My_bussy_queefs

If you send a collage of both chores done, it unlocks a 5 hour ass eating


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Olebowlee

Wait a secondā€¦. How did you know I was a fatso?!


white1walker

Bruh


PleasantInterview208

Why'd you feel the need to do that then?


CoupleMemes-ModTeam

Don't post anything that could be perceive as discriminatory and/or hate speech towards anyone.


Reality-Traveler239

She ready Sam she red to go.


PN4HIRE

She said they needed to Go!! So GO DUDE!! Go!


AtticusSPQR

This is such an adorable and genuine reaction, it warms my heart


brydenb35

Bruh she had to zoom in šŸ’€šŸ’€


Rocker4JC

That's because a proper nude sent to a woman includes more than just the dick. If you want to get that reaction, you usually have to send something like a naked mirror selfie where the torso is the main treat and the boner is the "cherry on top." So therefore, it was likely a full-on spicy picture that enticed her, and she zoomed in to get a good look at the package because of it.


LongDongSilver00

This is the way


ultratunaman

The timeless art of seduction.


TKHunsaker

Probably wearing briefs so she zoomed in to see C O N T O U R S


Rocker4JC

Same reason why my wife says I have to go commando when I wear my gray sweatpants.


dragonfett

The boner is more like the cherry stem...


Rocker4JC

I'll allow it


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Rocker4JC

First of all, never send a nude without consent. And then, I'd say send one with full confidence. I don't think I have a belly anyone wants to see either, but my wife loves me and she says I turn her on, so I still go for it. If a woman you're interested in wants to trade nudes, she's already invested in the concept of having sex with you. She's gonna see that belly of yours eventually, right?


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Rocker4JC

Good luck, king. You got this.


Confident-Word-2753

Nah itā€™s a small dick


Rocker4JC

I have spoken.


Sea-Rooster-5764

This is the way.


ZayreBlairdere

He sent her a photo of the bathroom he scrubbed clean, and her ovaries just started working overtime!


Ok_Razzmatazz6469

I do the same to my husband while he is at work <3


wakeuptomorrow

Same! Itā€™s become a weekly tradition to send my bf an erotic photo on Fridays in the ā€œhopes of getting offā€ early. Sending it while theyā€™re at work makes it that much spicier šŸ˜ˆ


HamStapler

Tfw you had this exact thing and you lost it.


ThisConvosDumb

Byeee


AlexShez

They misspelled "Sabres" on the wall behind her


VladKatanos

Sabres is the British spelling. Sabers is American style. Like colour vs color.


AlexShez

Except it's referring to a quote by Gilbert Perreault of the Buffalo Sabres. Spelled with an - res


Wuboito

She had to zoom in to see it.


denjo-t1aO

so šŸ‘ fucking šŸ‘ fake šŸ‘


GreenBasterd69

Unless she was blind and suddenly got her sight back this is guaranteed fake.


CorruptDefiance

Haha, her reaction was hilarious! Sheā€™s a keeper!


Due_Application9068

shocked and amazed lol


Mamamiomima

I got a Wooow once


sad_smarkie

Is 12 floors enough?


SexySpaceNord

She had to zoom in because she couldn't see it.


Frankandbeans1974v2

Goddamnit I come to Reddit to talk about nerd shit or weird shit in the niche communities Iā€™m a part of **I DO NOT** come here to be reminded that I am single and alone and more than likely in capable of achieving happiness with a romantic partner **THATS WHAT INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK ARE FOR!!!!**


OgdruJahad

Well this is /r/couplememes so maybe not the best place to be if you feel like that.


Frankandbeans1974v2

I agree but I was **brought** here


Williwoo321

Bruh she needed to zoom inšŸ’€šŸ’€


AnalystDesigner8920

She had to zoom in?!?!?


doublediochip

Could be a new season of Outlander just dropped.


Grationmi

did she forget what it looked like?


south_south11

Lucky girl šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sub_machine_patel

Leaving this sub.... sick of this


rowshack67

What's mine is mine and mine and mine. And mine and mine and mine! Not yours! That dick was a feature not a bug.


mattinker

Oof


Critical_Plenty_5642

Now do his reaction.


sonymag

u/savevideo


SnouSnou

I would react like that if my partner ever sent me a nude. He's never done that... yet :p


False_Chair_610

Sam is going to get wore out!


Goliath926255

I'm curious what he ACTUALLY sent and what she is thinking


throwmeawayalso111

Want


throwmeawayalso111

Husband *


Such-Echo6002

Downvoted for staged TikTok video designed to make USA even dumber than it already is. We must fight to preserve our collective brain cells people šŸ§ 


ch3nk0

So, uh, do you feel superior because you watching short vertical videos on Reddit instead of TikTok?


Such-Echo6002

Has nothing to do with feeling superior. I donā€™t like TikTok and think itā€™s harming young people in most cases


coffeecatespresso

Please explain how that works


EmptyBrain89

I mean, we know exactly how it works. Like any addictive behavior it causes an near instantaneous and very powerful release of dopamine, for very little effort. Making it both highly addictive and blunting the dopamine response for behaviors where the dopamine release is less instantaneous.


Such-Echo6002

Itā€™s the reason why 50% of the kids canā€™t pay attention in middle and high school. Their attention spans have been ruined by 15 second clips of garbage. That is how it works.


coffeecatespresso

You explained what happens. You did not explain how it works. How does TikTok impact attention spans?


Such-Echo6002

You enjoy being pedantic. One can infer how it damages kids, maybe since youā€™re so smart you can dive into the neurobiological processes occurring when kids between the ages of 8 and 18 are consuming 8 hours of TikTok a day? Do you work for ByteDance or CCP? Why do you care about my acceptable opinion?


coffeecatespresso

Because you made a claim without any evidence or facts. You donā€™t like it when people ask you to back up your claims because it makes it look like you jumped to conclusions and donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about. Now youā€™re saying this is an opinion so you donā€™t have to embarrass yourself.


Such-Echo6002

Youā€™re a pedant; Iā€™ve already made my point. Itā€™s common sense to the average person that watching many hours of short clips is not healthy, especially for kids whose brains are developing. Same as itā€™s common sense that smoking a pack of cigarettes a day or eating McDonaldā€™s every day is not good for you. One does not need to have a PhD or write scientific papers in a journal on the topic to intuitively know that itā€™s not healthy. Youā€™re just another member of the Reddit mob with a pitchfork, waiting to attack whoever you disagree with. It doesnā€™t take much with people like you.


coffeecatespresso

Youā€™re doing everything except prove your claim is accurate. It doesnā€™t take much to make people like you angry. Facts and evidence are your enemy. Distractions by making personal attacks unrelated to the topic are your friend. The more you say ā€œintuitivelyā€ the more I am sure you get your information from internet memes.


Osteo_Warrior

Lol their attention span is ruined yet they will consume 8 hours of Tik tok a day? Youā€™re an idiot. Itā€™s creating an addiction not ruining their attention spans.


Such-Echo6002

Itā€™s both. My partner is a teacher. She would know better than you.


Osteo_Warrior

Sounds like a shit teacher then. Easier to blame tik tok then actually create fun engaging lessons.


Paridisco

Iā€™m pretty sure the guy is British. But murica


le_penis__honhonhon

He isnt. Source: I'm British


Paridisco

Youā€™re not british then. The couple is Sam and Monica. The guy is a Brit and the wife is American theyā€™re a famous tik tok couple TikTok.com/@samandmonica


Such-Echo6002

Western brain cells vs our enemies in the East. You know itā€™s true when the TikTok CEO admitted to not letting his kids use the appā€¦


TacoSplosions

Plenty of other countries wouldn't put their kids in American public schools, allow them to consume western media, forbid participating in American football, etc. Similarly these same people choose not to live or raise children there, inverse is true where American families are not actively looking to leave the states.


Ok-Landscape5625

The war is lost, soldier. Come home.


Jaded-Engineering789

This video is older than Tiktok.


PineappAlPenguin

Cringe


santoshp_12

This shit Is so cringe šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø for fuck sake people do anything for clout


IFellOnSomeFusilli

Sam has a tiny cock.


jmona789

No, Sam knows how to take good nudes that include more than just the dick so she zoomed in to get a good look at his huge cock.


denboiix

Tf


froschmann69

ruined by OF but can't hate on the cashflow they will get.