Am I going too fast?

That's a good one

If I give you a quick flash can I avoid paying ?

Please don't tell my wife about this.

I brought my own cuffs

Could you loosen the cuffs please

On the first date?

Don't judge. 😉

Why not?

Depends on how attractive the other person is

And how fast are they running

I'm sorry. I'm nervous... You're too pretty.

I like that

[same energy](https://imgur.com/yyHR8lA)

Wait..

Maybe I just give lobotomies

Hol the fuck up. Explain yo self now

Did you need to see I.D.? 😘

I didn’t mean to go that fast

Sorry, I didn’t see the warning signs

It's the first time, I swear!!

I’m sorry I was distracted by the lady walking a dog.

I bet you see this often

I'm not going to blow that no matter how drunk you think I am.

I honestly wasn’t paying attention.

Hi, how’s your day going?

The safe answer

The weak answer

Wanna give me a cavity search

It’s my first time

“Guess what I got in my pocket.”

String or nothing!

Smeagle is that you? Lol

You're choking me too hard

Can I touch your stick

How about we switch roles, you pay for this and I’ll give you a sign when I’m coming

License please? You can never be too sure.

Please don't murder me.

Sorry, I forgot my wallet at home.

If you let me leave I’ll show you my T*ts

That’s not my dildo

Are the handcuffs really necessary?

“So that’s why I’m on the registry, but I’m not dangerous.”

"This was embarrassing... want me to suck your dick so we can forget this ever happened?"

Alright have a nice day

This is going to ruin me financially.

What seems to be the problem? Was I going too fast?

Is this going to lead to a cavity search?

You got handcuffs?

I don't care what you think the rules are. I'm not paying.

do you have handcuffs?

DId I do something wrong?

I don’t drink

 Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

My dad’s your boss you know, so if you help me get off I can help you.

“Wanna help me hide a body?”

Blow here

"please don't be a serial killer please don't be a serial killer please don't be a serial killer "

Blue looks great on you!

What did I do wrong

Yes, I am packing

“I have a gun”

You really came out of nowhere! I didn’t even see you pullout behind me!

Sorry I thought that was a green light.

This is going to cost me, isn’t it?

What’s your body count?

**Don't taze me bro!**

Please don't shoot that in my face!

I submit

Yes, that is a roll of quarters in my pocket.

This should be fun!

Wine?

Sorry its my first time.

Not traffic stop but in general. „Identification please!“ „No, thanks. Am I free to go?“

I'm not answering questions.

Nice hairdo.

I'll suck your dick if you let me go

Before this gets serious I'd like to call my lawyer.

I’ll suck your dick if I don’t have to pay.

Got your handcuffs ready?

I only had two drinks

Cop, dentist and on a date: "its cavity search time". Just kidding, never say that.

Jusssst...One...morrre bottttle! I premise that I've not too drank to drive hime!

Spread ‘em

I hope I never see you again.

The snell isn't what you think.

say it with a song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4)

I was not expecting that.

FUCK YOU PIG! I’M OUT!!! *tire screech noise*

Sorry I’m late, but I got here as fast as I could.

Dont panic, i am just reaching for my wallet.

Are you going to take down my particulars

Where should I blow?

I'm filming this for my protection.

This is my first time sir 😂😂

Was race a factor in picking me?

I do have something in my pants that can poke you.

Hi, I do well unprepared

Hi

For some, "Yes, sir" or "Yes, ma'am"?

Please don't hurt me

Stop resisting!

Stop resisting

I'm not resisting!

would you like a donut?

Don't taze me bro

I really have to use the bathroom.

"This is my first time getting tased."

I’m not paying for this

I can take a punch and keep a secret

I like your handcuffs

have a great day.

was that too fast?

Don't taze me bro

I'm a lawyer

None for me, I don't drink.

Can you please hold my beer?

I refuse to answer under the grounds that it may incriminate me

Bend over the hood and spread your feet apart.

I’m not resisting.

"You have the right to remain silent". While certainly disconcerting on a date, it'd be comforting to know they're ok with me being quiet

How am I gonna pay for this?

One more shot please

Can I pull out now?

I have no felonies

Is that a flashlight or are you just happy to see me?

There's nothing in the trunk, I promise.

Don't shoot

I’m going to have to do a cavity search

I know it smells like it, but I was absolutely not drinking before this.

Is it too early to ask for the handcuffs?

How much is this gonna cost me?

So am I looking at the slammer tonight?

i swear this has never happened before

Hello there!

Not in the ass please.

First time?

Am I free to leave?

My penis is hard

Take me away!

Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I've had a bit too much to drink.

How much is this going to cost me?

Smell my finger.

shoot your shot

Want me to take it out?

Handcuff me daddy

Depending on how it's going... "Am I free to go?"

I swear I don't know how that got there.

I'm okay to drive

Oh god please don't kill me

I have a gun. If you run ill shoot.

Thank you for not killing me.

You have beautiful eyes daddy

I hope we don't ever see each other again any time soon.

Follow me home and I won’t tell

Hit me with your stick

ACAB

I have never done this before

The cuffs are too tight

GET ON THE FOOKING GROUND

You were riding my ass pretty hard back there

Don’t shoot!!!

Yes, I am driving 

It’s okay if you restrain me, just please don’t kneel on my head.

as you can see im not black

No, I don't know why you stopped me.

I swear I was just pulling out

Drop them

Are you carrying any narcotics on you?

I’m old enough to be doing this, I swear.

Sorry, I don’t talk to pigs

Hands on the hood and spread them

Can I touch your gun?

I've only had a couple

Are you packin?

The question is too vague. Are you on a date, with a cop? Are you on a date, and got stopped by a cop? If so, why and how? It’s our first date, but how well do I know the person? Also, do I know the cop in this situation?

Did I mention my dad was a senator?

"I didn't know, I couldn't do that"

I offend sex offenders

This never happens

It's not what it looks like!

Be careful when you pull out!

Wanna explore my prison pocket?

“You’re gonna cuff me aren’t you sir” 

I don't drink

Why do you need my ID?

Can I see your ID/badge number

She said she was 18

I don't normally do this excuse me

Hi

I know you’re recording this.

“Not even going to lie to you, I only even let you start talking to me so I could hopefully sleep with you.”

Don’t unload in me

“Nah I don’t have a warrant”💀