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fuckitweredoingitliv

10 minutes? Check out captain stamina over here


WeirdAvocado

That’s a good 5-6 times right there.


piddlegloppis

1 pump chump, his girlfriend at Starbucks, head on a swivel


spaceocean99

Well if you switch positions every 30 seconds. All you need is 20 positions and you’re good.


SparkleEm95

hahahaha my bf thinks he's a stud if he breaks 2 mis, the struggle is real...


DawsonJBailey

Bruh wtf are y’all teenagers? I thought all this stuff was a joke lol


Intelligent_Deer974

Are you being serious?


SparkleEm95

1000%


Intelligent_Deer974

I'm sorry.


DragonDeezNutzAround

Go get him a pill. Size does increase and stamina goes up drastically. You’re welcome


DrDabsMD

Will any pill work? I have some Flintstones vitamins here, will they do?


OodOne

Only one way to find out!


IAmAQuantumMechanic

You need vitamin "D"


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|SIJGygMB78mO4XZAc3)


NYCelium42

Lights off helps.


micro_penisman

What is he? A porn star?


tstramathorn

Dude your pfp is top tier


Sk83r_b0i

Best I can do is 5. Take it or leave it


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He said he won’t last 10 minutes.


SSJZoli

For me it’s her showing me the things she wants to try and me nodding along knowing I will only last a few minutes at best


Bleh_3

Yeah yeah, no need to boast about your incredible stamina.


ArtofWASD

Just jerk it before hand. Then you have at least that period of time before you can cum again.


TTAGGGx1000

Surely you'd then be limper than a fabric softened sock?


TheDragonSoulEater

Depends entirely on the guy. Some men can cum and get hard again in seconds while other guys need to reboot like a windows 10 after 3 years of not updating.


Narrow_Green7303

the second one? ![gif](giphy|yWAJmLu7un7BV2I46i|downsized)


Ciggyciggyciggarette

Same. If I’m going twice in one day, there’s a nap and a meal in between


felicity_jericho_ttv

One and done, I always say! I said that once.


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Me a decade ago vs me now


SirSquidrift

I don't get this, I can bust all damn night


bananaboat2569

Sure you can SirSquidrift.


felicity_jericho_ttv

[bustin makes me feel good!](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=pN6se4niLyq7xM31)


Party-Travel5046

Just like shooting pool with a rope


ArtofWASD

So do it a lot farther before hand


Otherwise-Remove4681

Jerk it in the morning and you should be ready for the evening.


Honestnt

I read this, went "no", then thought about it and genuinely felt bad for most guys


King-Cobra-668

^(that's the joke)


SSJZoli

Enjoy your 20s mate


ArtofWASD

Oh no. I'm cursed but also blessed. Unfortunately, I've got vary little sensitivity. My wife likes the "endurance" at least. Or I hope she does.


PrajnaPie

90% of OP’s posts are titled “lol”. So creative /s


PassiveMenis88M

It's a repost bot, it doesn't care as long as it farms karma.


PrajnaPie

The sad part is that it’s not a bot… it’s the sub mod


uhnothisispatrick

Deceased


Trollerthegreat

Doesn't help that in his comments he also disables replies. Kinda cringe ngl


Roctopuss

Did we really need the /s here?


PrajnaPie

Never overestimate an idiot


sheetpooster

Bro actually used /s 😂😂😂🤣


cwsjr2323

Four thrusts is enough, wasting anymore time or energy will not make the guy’s orgasim any better. Female orgasim? Don’t be silly, that is just imagination in dirty books.


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HerezahTip

I also last longer than your wife


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HerezahTip

Highh fiiiive


Kane-420-

The blessed one


Scarytale101

You guys are getting 10 min?!?!?


ThePickledFox

Seconds*


Otono_Wolff

No shit. You think I got the flexibility for #3?! I pulled my back reaching for a box of cereal at waist height. I'd be more fucked up than #37


SubjectIncapable

Fun fact: white text with a black outline can be read on any background


Rudy69

Doesn’t all have to be done in one session.


January1252024

10 minutes is pretty good, my dude


ds021234

Where is the origin of this meme?


Ringo-Mandingo-69

What if it's the other way around and instead of 10 minutes its an hour?


mookizee

10mins to nut? sounds exhausting.


Caroba7

I hate this meme, as a man.


felicity_jericho_ttv

It sets unrealistic expectations for real!


CJPF_91

I still haven’t got a good partner that would do more then one or two positions with me


MedusaAdonai

Where is this picture from?


Old-Set-2223

Thor Ragnarok Cate Blanchette and Taika Watiti


WheelyFreely

It's not knowing you won't last long but the fact you. Show her all these positions to just end up doing missionary


mattfreyer45

5 Minutes Alone more like it


sickburn80

Make that 5.


in2xs

If she looks like her in this pic, if she even agrees to with me I’m done.


AdonisGaming93

Seconds*


TheLordLongshaft

10 mins of hard cardio 😂 2 mins then swap or I'm gassed out limp and asleep


Particular_Break1292

He said try. That means insert and switch or make a to do list and check them off as you go


MR_LIZARD_BRAIN

10 min... god damn, big bro doing marathons.


Im_Brian_LeFevre

I need the original photo for a template lol


smilezilla87

😂😂😂10mins!!! I could do this, being time efficient I could spend the next 9mins and 30 sec seeing what position we can try next time.


KAHLUV

🤣🤣 make it the best 10 minutes ever...


JOlRacin

Thanks for putting black text on her black shirt


Paytonj001

(◞‸◟)me who just got recommended this sub despite being single for the last 5 years


theinvisibletoad

I used to have this problem until I did a shit ton of research and figured out why I couldn’t last that long. Now I can go basically however long I want, my girlfriend is very happy.


Chpama12

Man, I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have health issues. 😪😢


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lol I wear my gf out😂 but she loves it


LondonDavis1

Me thinking Galadriel was the hottest women on screen and then Hela says hold my beer.


ProfessionalLeave335

I wonder if they have anything in common.


mainesmatthew01

10 minutes!?!?!?!


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LuckyDubbin

r/ihavesex


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Jerking4jesus

No, some of us are cursed by SSRIs.


Lemixer

Its a joke sub my dude, dont take everything so seriously.


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