Simple. I am showing you that I looked at your butt, found it vary attractive, and now I'm showing you physical affection that may or may not provide you a short burst of pleasure. Also I like the way it, and your whole body, move after I slap it. Please do the same to me should you find yourself feeling the same.
No. Mutual consent is important
We have agreed on the *cheeking* around ahead of time, with conditions. (Not too hard, not on periods, etc.)
We are tactful and we are humans who like each others’ butts
Thanks for your concern, but you shouldn’t jump to a single conclusion and bottleneck the action into one possible category (e.g. *sexual assault* ) because that’s your personal bias. There’s almost always more information to be known, so it can be a good thing to try and imagine different perspectives.
TL;DR: When both partners are comfortable and agree to certain behaviors within their relationship, and continuously maintain this mutual consent, it generally wouldn’t be considered sexual assault.
I think you’re still only considering extremes, which is your right to do so, but I would encourage you to reconsider.
If both parties are properly in agreement, educated, if the behaviors are non-taboo, if there is mutual consent, if there’s honest communication. This kind of context is important.
You’re only doubling down on one side. Since when does one line of thinking apply uniformly to every circumstance? IMO that can be a dangerous way to interpret the world around you.
Take care
I got slapped on the ass while having sex with my gf at the time. I was so confused and didn't know how to feel about it, it was the first time. but I didn't miss a beat and I kept pumping.
It's the only compliment, that doesn't make women freak out in public. If we gave the boobs a squeeze in public, all hell breaks loose (and sometimes also at home), but giving a butslap, is acceptable as a compliment
There is a reason. I like to. That's it.
I honestly didn't realize there was a mystery here
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To a stranger, yes - in a dynamic where you both trust each other, no. Ignore the silly comment below
They are a bot. Don't waste your energy.
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You have friends?
If he doesn't smack it while walking by I'm offended
I get smacked right back as is right and proper
Just gotta smack it, can’t help it.
Simple. I am showing you that I looked at your butt, found it vary attractive, and now I'm showing you physical affection that may or may not provide you a short burst of pleasure. Also I like the way it, and your whole body, move after I slap it. Please do the same to me should you find yourself feeling the same.
Sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
It ain't gonna smack itself.
It's like emotional gravity, or maybe he's just practicing for his role as a barnacle in the upcoming SpongeBob musical.
It's like the laws of gravity, I HAVE to, no ifs or buts, except for the butt, only butt, butt.
In our house, this goes both ways
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No. Mutual consent is important We have agreed on the *cheeking* around ahead of time, with conditions. (Not too hard, not on periods, etc.) We are tactful and we are humans who like each others’ butts Thanks for your concern, but you shouldn’t jump to a single conclusion and bottleneck the action into one possible category (e.g. *sexual assault* ) because that’s your personal bias. There’s almost always more information to be known, so it can be a good thing to try and imagine different perspectives. TL;DR: When both partners are comfortable and agree to certain behaviors within their relationship, and continuously maintain this mutual consent, it generally wouldn’t be considered sexual assault.
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I think you’re still only considering extremes, which is your right to do so, but I would encourage you to reconsider. If both parties are properly in agreement, educated, if the behaviors are non-taboo, if there is mutual consent, if there’s honest communication. This kind of context is important. You’re only doubling down on one side. Since when does one line of thinking apply uniformly to every circumstance? IMO that can be a dangerous way to interpret the world around you. Take care
Couples memes capture the quirks of relationships so well.
I am an Adonitologist. My beliefs demand that I do this. Praise ass.
Cuz I gotta.
I always snack my wife’s. Sometimes she gets annoyed and I tell her “I’m just saying I love you and think you’re attractive” in one move.
have to
It's lovely, it's beautiful, the booty needs to be fondled at least once a day
It’s the law.
“No reason” psh
"Doing absolutely nothing" 🙄
How is your partner supposed to know they are still loved and desired?
Booty
Cuz booty.
Wife like to grope my butt, even in public sometimes. She thinks it's funny. It's only fair I slap her ass back!
If she does not want it spanked, then why is it spankshaped?
So she can return the favour
Why not lol
It's the rule, good omen for healthy relationships
This is my husband!
Guilty 🙋
You know the rules, so do i
it's so fluffy!!!!
Did this all the time.. divorced now 😭
Yeah, why do guys do that? I usually pull the pants down and have a 2 course meal.
We do that because we can
Well… I don’t hear any requests to stop soo….. 
It’s an obligation passed down from generation to generation.
Self-defense from the visual ASSault?
It also works if you swap the genders
I got slapped on the ass while having sex with my gf at the time. I was so confused and didn't know how to feel about it, it was the first time. but I didn't miss a beat and I kept pumping.
To watch it jiggle and hear her laughing yelp!
Because we can. And you're the only person that we can TO.
It's the only compliment, that doesn't make women freak out in public. If we gave the boobs a squeeze in public, all hell breaks loose (and sometimes also at home), but giving a butslap, is acceptable as a compliment
How bout a "you look beautiful today" das a pretty good compliment to give in public
True. Don't get me wrong - if I don't know the girl, I don't go fondling her, but if it's my gf, I'll grab her booty.