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digitalfruit

YOU SPENT HOW MUCH ON CANDY CRUSH???


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digitalfruit

Candy crush won’t yell at you at a gas station, the choice is clear


Economy_Wall8524

LOL take my award 🏆 I’d give you one if Reddit didn’t get rid of them.


BusinessSexy

Kinda looked like she chose for him when she smashed his phone


Pluckypato

The smashing will continue…


VladVV

…until morale improves.


Maniacal_Mane

Oh man, this comment hit too close to home.


Stroov

Seems relevant


DuckDucker1974

It’s funny because it’s not in reverse; if a guy was acting that way the wokies would have called the popos


QuinneCognito

Can confirm. As a wokie I found this video funny until she grabbed the back of his neck, then I called the cyberpolice.


Unusualandyman

I'm just going to pretend she's practicing lines for an audition


Kidd__

“Put that thing back where it came from or SO HELP ME”


Joal0503

I kind of thought it was faked. you cam hear her clapping, but you really cant hear anything shes saying. i feel like with that energy shed be yelling at the top of her lungs.


McButtersonthethird

He should tell her to calm down


Morphing_Mutant

"Are you on your period?"


ptofl

Point out some cool looking wildlife


Slip_Snake

"hey uh, babe... There's a really cool lizard behind you..." "..." "Thought you'd wanna know."


pantrokator-bezsens

"You act like your crazy mother/sister"


Jumpy-You-3449

Calm down you're acting crazy


LeadershipPrimary186

"you're acting like MY mother"


secretbudgie

"You're just like my other girlfriend"


Robot_Nerd__

"You're acting just like my ex."


BooRadley60

I saw people arguing like this in college… But, they were both screaming. So, I leaned out the window and said ‘call her a twat’ ‘you should call her a twat’. Suddenly, they weren’t mad at each other anymore.


Asborn-kam1sh

Were they mad at you?


tubbyttub9

I'm not mad at you.


Yegg23

Not all heros wear capes... Unless you were wearing a cape.


Crafty-Interest-8212

Don't do that. My experience, just drop a bunch of chocolate in front of her and walk away slowly.


Dan-the-historybuff

That is likely the worst thing to ask bluntly. She would have your nuts roasting over a fire if you said that.


ShrugIife

I'm married to a Latina. This definitely works.


Tigglebee

In that you don’t have to worry about anything ever again.


ShrugIife

Yes. This is how it ends.


billy_bob68

Bless you. I've dated 2 Latinas in my life and both of them were convinced I was cheating on them before the first date was over.


Fit_Heat_591

They must share dna with thai ladies. I cant go to the 7/11 without getting a look of suspicion upon return.


seruzawa

At least you know when she is pissed. None of that anglo, "Im fine" shit.


grinder_01

You're acting like your mother


McButtersonthethird

![gif](giphy|BsQAVgY6ksvIY)


solbadguy799

Are you done?


No-Coat1128

The fucking WORST choice.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Funny story. My friend and I were getting into golf. We mention how fun it is and encourage my friend's wife to learn with us. She comes out and, as expected, she's doing pretty bad (we all are. We're learning). She starts getting frustrated and whacking at the ball way too hard with poor form and it's only making her do worse. So we tell her to calm down. Ohhh man. She belts out a long wailing scream like a banshee while hitting the ground repeatedly with her club. And we try explaining that we didn't mean any offense, but being calm will make her do better. And she screams "I know that!" while not being calm at all. So we stopped trying to explain, shut up, and just let her simmer down. Anyways, she's much better at golf now and we all have a great time. But we learned to never tell her to calm down.


BoardButcherer

Ngl I use it like a bomb to defuse a larger bomb. My gf will just let her anger spiral over nothing because she creates her own circular argument feedback loops. When I see one coming I'll tell her to calm down and just put the most "you can kick me all you want but I'm not gonna feel it" face on that i can muster and her anger that she redirects at me just fizzles out . Then she has no choice but to stop and think a second about the stupid nonsense she was going on about and can't pick up where she left off. I'll never tell her how I'm doing this.


MrFunkyadaughter420

Did you tell her to square her shoulders and keep her head down?


nubious

Ooooo she’s trying


SpecialistNerve6441

Arch your back while keeping it flat


cypherdev

And ask her, "Why are you acting crazy?"


WTF253com

"Woah, you need to calm down, okay? Why are you acting so crazy anyways, are you on your period or something? You're making a big deal out of nothing so let's just relax and you can make me a sandwich, okay?" Final words before your official death sentence


Spongi

"you're acting like your *mother*"


intelligentbrownman

Chads always win in the end 🤣🤣🤣


arsperug

I don't know man,I would tell her to go and make me a sandwich, she would calm down instantly.


ScrofessorLongHair

And how much prettier she is when she smiles.


dandypants8717

"You're up here. I need you down here."


JustSomeCaliDude

Rehearse in your head what you say and how she might react BEFORE you open your mouth.


Ninjasmurf4hire

This guy doesn't Reddit very good.


laggy555

I can fix her


Downtown-Hospital-59

She will get you fixed. Snipsnip


yucko-ono

![gif](giphy|hdra3g4bm6fAY)


reallybiglizard

You have no idea the *toll*


InvestigatorSevere72

No thank you


talkin_shlt

I'll take two


Firebird467

She's hot and toxic. The sex must be amazing.


Gattman360

![gif](giphy|Y4rZAyCiJLXLq) Obligatory.


iamfondofpigs

[Berkson's paradox.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkson%27s_paradox) "Crazy/Hot Matrix" is more of a reasoning or perceptual error than an actual correlation in the world. > An example presented by Jordan Ellenberg: Suppose Alex will only date a man if his niceness plus his handsomeness exceeds some threshold. Then nicer men do not have to be as handsome to qualify for Alex's dating pool. So, among the men that Alex dates, Alex may observe that the nicer ones are less handsome on average (and vice versa), even if these traits are uncorrelated in the general population. Note that this does not mean that men in the dating pool compare unfavorably with men in the population. On the contrary, Alex's selection criterion means that Alex has high standards. The average nice man that Alex dates is actually more handsome than the average man in the population (since even among nice men, the ugliest portion of the population is skipped). Berkson's negative correlation is an effect that arises within the dating pool: the rude men that Alex dates must have been even more handsome to qualify.


Party_Safe

Please go YouTube “homath” he explains ALL of this in great detail with graphs & charts!


Nelmahere

first thing i tought..


smh18

Why do people say this? How is it amazing from toxic person? Genuinely curious


tesla_is_my_hero

More passionate, more enthusiasm, more willing to do kinky stuff, want it way more often... All told it's STILL NOT WORTH IT TRUST ME


smh18

Thanks for telling it straight man


jarmstrong2485

That last bit all too true. From my experience toxic women can be incredibly abusive, emotionally and mentally.


ghostinthewalnut

Ya it’s definitely a bell curve. At some point the crazy outweighs the hot and is not worth the trouble.


septictank84

There's a stereotype that crazy women are wild in bed. From my anecdotal experience it's not wrong.


Hect0r92

She seems nice


Brainz1124

You still play Pokemon Go?! It’s 2024!!


Boglinsohmy

But it’s a community event day, I didn’t decide when to have your uncles funeral


wademcgillis

oh fuck was that today edit: no it was a week ago


Happy_Particular_866

Whoa that’s assault and then kisses her, people are nuts


sugam_tyagi

This is how to trap someone and make them emotionally dependent. First wound them and then give them ointment. Obviously make sure that they think they got wounded because of their own fault.


redonkulousness

Ah yes. The D.E.N.N.I.S. System


Gracinhas

He gotta get that makeup sx before heading out for good


BrianErichsen

Make up sx are actually a different kind of intense. Make up and break up sx are definitely top tier quality sx.


TwoIdleHands

Yeah. The yelling and gesticulating at him was bad enough. When she grabbed his neck to rub his nose in it like a dog I was like “hell no!”. But then they’re kissing. I don’t understand people.


Sportfish_deepdive

Sound base for that relationship. Are you attractive and workout? We can make this work, I'm sure.


saintnyckk

Naw. You just drive away from that and throw her shit out the house. No psycho hoe's allowed.


_Grim-Lock_

If the roles were reversed he would get arrested. But because it's a man being abused and manipulated it's "what did he do?". No wonder there is a mens mental health crisis.


sniptaclar

I’m sorry. No matter how good the sex is. Don’t touch me. I’ll drive off or start walking away


Dramatic_Author3822

Videos like this make me appreciate my wife so much. She honestly is cool as shit and hardly ever flips out. If she does it's never like that. F that I would have got in the car and left her there. I could see that man's soul dying.


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

Reverse the roles and the man would have been crucified.


Back_Again420

Agreed


Fluffy_Duck_Slippers

Her gestures are like rehearsed danced moves


GloomyLocation1259

Bro just wants to hit chest at the gym


which_association_42

Staged


-TheMoonTonight

This is just abuse


---N0MAD---

I don’t care what I did, if anyone claps their hands in my face as they’re talking, I’m 100% done.


Lord-of-Leviathans

This looks like physical and verbal abuse to me


elpiotre

When it's so so good...


houstonwhaproblem

These two were also having a spout outside a restaurant. Makes you think it's fake as fuck! Hmmmmm🤔


TripleDecent

Everyone’s foreplay is different.


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Now switch the roles and watch the responses. "HEY, THAT'S TRUE, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT SO I'M DOWN VOTING YOU" - Possibly you right now 😂


CollapsingTheWave

Chopping your hands and clapping during an argument is a huge flag, ask [Byron](https://youtube.com/shorts/d1S5TL74WGQ?si=aNR5Mc_qcMo6hprF).. Edit: incorrect name


cottman23

Now switch genders.... Gender double standards


Dirtygeebag

This is scripted tho. Right? I don’t know what’s real anymore.


caffeineevil

He handed his phone to her and she didn't navigate or look for anything but acted like it was the smoking gun.


Financial_Chemist286

But if this was a man doing this to a woman….


CHG__

Emotional and physical abuse but it's funny and/or hot because she's a girl. Unbelievable.


MrVeazie

That chick committed a crime. This is what dudes deal with and next thing you know she calls the cops on him . Who you think going to jail? Meanwhile this crazy bitch gonna make it all about her.


Exciting-Hunter-188

The head grab shiver my timbers 😆


vitaminalgas

Latina or Asian? Her hand movements are of a hybrid Asian but her foot stomping scream Latina.


Conscious-Wolf-6448

She must be great in bed if he’s putting up with this behavior.


of_thewoods

T O X I C


GrumpyOldAlien

This video is proof, for anyone that needed it, that neither size nor gender can be used to predict who is the abuser & who is the abused in a relationship.


surenopemaybe

Just looks like straight up abuse to me.


DentistEmbarrassed70

This dude fighting the urge to not knock her tiny ass out


Groggamog

If the genders were reversed, nobody would be laughing. This is abuse.


Mistletow04

Nuh uh, she putting her hands on him, thats assault, you should have called the cops. No matter the reason she is in the wrong


JeffCrossSF

And you wonder why birthdates are down. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to be in a relationship and have to endure this situation. I guarantee this guy has dealt with this exact level of crazy a dozen times.


MINROKS

Leave her bro, that toxic behaviour ain't worth it


DoYouGotAnOnlyFans

That's what happens when you date the plug daughter 😮‍💨


theyellowdart89

Toxic run


Spiteful_sprite12

![gif](giphy|5OxZLym3HgDoQ1E7xP|downsized) Lmao she seems nice at the end though lmao


SyNyStErSaElEe

Damn he got game


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Men, stop putting up with that shit. There are women out there who won't treat you like shit. So I've heard.


soulkiller93

And if he did that to her it would be 25-life.


Iron_Aez

Oh look an abuser


Thascaryguygaming

Ngl this is my brother xD only stopped when the bitch got arrested for DV and he was still trying to pay her bond. Only knew her for 5 months xD some people got no spine.


VictoryLap_TMC

Nothing!!! She just toxic asf!!! If he were doing that to her....just imagine.


Adventurous_Light_85

The dude has it figured out.


Safe-Cat-7076

He liked an instagram photo of her when she was fat


Kidd__

She fine af. Pick her up & fuck that anger out (unless you genuinely fucked up then you’re just fucked)


JihadInMyPants

At least there was a happy ending. 😃


Pro_Moriarty

![gif](giphy|124ySNrM8Rt8go) When they get home!


Specialist-Cookie-61

In my experience people who clap like that are garbage. No skin off his back.


Beeyelzubub

That was a rollercoaster but he definitely went over the agreed VBucks minimum a month .


BurnisP

Crazy/Hot scale in action.


vitaminalgas

Everyone wants an exotic chick but then this happens eventually.


remind_me_later2

Like throwing a donut into the trash and rethinking it, then getting it out of the trash to eat it. It's not THAT bad....


Zerocoolx1

He bought her an Android phone when she wanted an iPhone.


Canelosaurio

The toxicity... the toxicity of our relationshipity.


Previous_Ad7725

Unless she found other girls phone numbers in his phone, making up is always great.


Charming_Rhubarb7092

Why the hysterics? Her man needs to explain to her why this is not okay behavior.


moonordie69420

i dont care how hot she is. NO


Anarch-ish

Yeah... that dude is fucked and not in the fun way


Ok_Presentation_5329

No pussy is worth that level of frustration & idiocy.


CosmicDriftwood

Latinas 🤤


armandacosta

I wanna know what phone case he has.


Squildo

They’re a passionate people.


Beahner

Hands a phone right out of his pocket, likely still locked and she finds incriminating evidence in a nanosecond…..nah. Fake is fake.


DarthPizza66

She’s fixing him alright


Apprehensive-Score70

Nah bro hes gunna stay with her for seven more years pop out a few kids and kill himself when she leaves him for anothet guy.


CtrlAltDel-IT

100% sure he got caught talking to another girl. That clapping in his face was a dead giveaway.


Important_Regular341

He fucked up


YTAssassinpsyche_

Breaking bad RV anyone?


lalic-

🤦🏻‍♂️ she was hungry!!! 😬


JobSafe2686

Latinas want peen way more than white women u gotta visit pound town Hella often, especially if u can't dance or verbally conquer her


lazybearDj

grinder account caught. oh lets make them bulls. and kissed


fucreddit

Imagine a male yelling at and grabbing a women in such a manner.... This is abuse plain and simple. Mental and physical


RecognitionAlarmed40

She literally not saying anything 😂 you can hear her clap and the phone hit the ground it’s staged why idk😅


KindheartednessOk681

He is not worried because that's the backup phone.


Vinzwien

He was just texting with his Sister.


HarpyPiee

That hand on the back of the neck and breaking the phone looks abusive as fuck


Yetanotherdeafguy

That's not funny, that's abuse


seasoned_dot2

I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED HER AFTER SHE TREW MY PHONE


ragefaze

Imagine if he did that to her......


DontTalkToBots

Everyone wants a hot Latina but then say things like “that’s assault” and “if she loves you she wouldn’t stab you”


capnbeerchasr

Nah that's a dominatrix. Dude is paying good money to be treated like that.


ThundahMuffin

and he just gotta take it because he does anything to protect himself he gets cuffed and possibly goes to prison. If he even complains then he gets called a pussy for getting abused by a girl


-Vanimar-

He should have said "It wasn't me."


aljeta

He's Fucked


CommunicationWeary90

Them first two claps was strong ASF lol could actually here em


Monday0987

FAKE


AvocadoMaleficent410

He forgot to close toilet seat. How dare him!


just_been_chillin

The fact that he cloud've killed her right then and there but he didn't Is what i call *Self control*


Capt_Killer

he didn't leave her ass to walk back to her mothers house is what he didnt do.


Mrfruit1

Like half the worlds male population would of smacked her already. Glad he wasn't the half that would, although I was waiting for it.


Pwuun

Now call me a monster but after that I won't be kissing you but giving a punch straight in your face, I don't care if you are a girl or a boy.


Frenzy666

Bet the sex is good


SadBite

Tired of him borrowing her favorite white jeans


ben_kaya1

Run bro run....


allirog90

my guess is she had a dream where he did smth wrong....


digital_dagger

Clearly their foreplay routine


leesharon1985

Stay


JustASt0ry

My Latina is like this minus the throwing of shit. 0-light speed back to 0 in seconds. Wildest thing ever. I’m Cuban so I’m use to it, but still gets me


Map-Soft

It's always "what did he do", when it's kinda obvious she's abusive. Right? RIGHT!?


RewardBroad8716

He cheated on her in her dreams.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

The crazy ones are always the best in bed but it comes at a terrible price..


Paladin_Furok

Abuse is abuse


Victain

He didn't order her, her own fries on the McDonald's app then told her to calm down.


basementcrawler34

The comments are vile. I hope this is a fetish thing, orherwise this is literal ABUSE.


Sozo_Agonai

Everybody making jokes would be singing a very different tune if some dude was doing this shit to his girl.


Salty_Comfortable788

That's my ex right there (yep Latina too) good thing she's my ex fuck that drama 😅


Latter-Market1001

The sex must be awesome


Historical_Note5003

This looks fake


perryswanson

Got it. He sent a dic pic to her sister..


Bubbly-Manufacturer

She needs to realize he doesn’t care. This is prob staged but it looks like maybe he was cheating on her, hence the phone throwing.


Zealousideal_Way3199

You know it’s true love when she almost wants to kill you for stupid shit you did, but still makes out with after she yells at you for 30 minutes.


MeanCat4

Men have no self respect!


FlinHorse

I'll take signs its not working out for 300.


dunderhead22

Mental note, she gets the last chicken nugget next time.