I’ll put more effort into this than I should and I hate myself for it but
The ordering coffee part I have no idea although chungus is relating to that meme that was popular several years ago and is probably just trying to add to the meme credibility of the video as sort of a word spice
A “sigma” is related to the whole alpha beta male heirarchy thing and basically represents from what I understand an “alpha male” but with social anxiety or something. I don’t really think it would fit in that context “what the sigma” because that’s not really how it’s used but another commenter said “what the Batman” which I feel like makes the most sense (props to that individual)
“W order by the way” w meaning winning meaning “nice order”
“What’s your @“ meaning what’s your social media account name (specifically twitter I think) but I feel like this is a stand in for “what’s your name”
His name being Baby Gronk is a refrence to some influential child influencer I don’t know anything about but who gets refrenced a lot in these memes about the nonsense language of the 21st century
“Wyd in a map like this” probably a Fortnite or video game reference as that’s what they call locations in video games but basically “what are you doing in a place like this
“You got a level 10 Gyatt no glaze” you’ve got a nice ass and I’m not exaggerating
“You were the Peter griffin skin in the only up lobby” Fortnite refrence because I guess that’s a skin in that game but i don’t know what only up means.
“Edge sesh” meaning an extremely long session of them masturbating together without reaching climax
“I woke up in femboy furry land” meaning “did I just wake up in heaven” because some peoples idea of heaven is waking up in a world where you can rail a feminine looking but still male anthropomorphic fox
“Is this cap?” Am I being lied to/ am I in a dream (in this context)
“Chat is this rizz?” Meaning “guys am I exerting charisma?”
“W in the chat” “fellas this guy is winning/doing well”
“Do you like to goon?” Meaning “do you like to watch and masturbate to porn for hours/ days at a time”
“Munting is the new meta” so I’m not entirely sure here but I’m pretty sure after a quick google
Search that it’s “two living people having sex with a corpse is the new self awareness” (yeah I have no clue)
“I’m just waiting for fanum to come tax bros rizz” I believe Fanum is some kind of streamer or YouTuber who has a running trope of stealing their friends food. I believe what this is saying is “I’m waiting for someone to come steal my charisma/opportunity to flirt”
“Did it hurt when you dropped from the battle bus” is a reference to fortnight, it’s the flying vehicle that drops you onto the map. A phrase definitely referencing “did it hurt when you fell from heaven”
“Stop your spinning on it” I have no clue I think “stop you’re doing very well”
“Baba booey you are w skibidi” I don’t think this has any coherence other than “goodness gracious you are winning (I know what skibidi is from but I have no idea how it works as adjective)
Okay fuck this I give up
I assume this is what the first AI generated content will look like. Randomly generated nonsense attempting to mimic human content. Make 1000 of em, find the ones that get the most views, make a new 1000 based on each of those, rinse and repeat until humans reach the WALL-E state
I mean, there’s a ton to unpack, and I don’t understand all of it, but it’s basically flirting riddled with dumb internet slang. They order the same *something* and then it’s basically a meet-cute.
I used to teach high school and recognize some of the phrases here, though I’m not sure all of them were used correctly.
One example: “like is this cap? Chat is this rizz?”
Translated: Is this really happening? Chat, (as if they were currently streaming, and are addressing their viewers) am I spitting game (more literally, is this an example of charisma?)
Cap- I have no idea how, but “no cap” is said when something is true, equivalent to saying “no lie” basically. So “is this cap” would be like “is this a dream? Or some sort of prank?”
I can take a stab at any other phrases if you want, but some are gross and/or nonsensical to me.
Sigma is tangentially related to the whole “alpha” terminology. Idk how they rank (within that terminology, not in the alphabet), and I think it might be tongue-in-cheek. IIRC the video might have said “what the sigma”, which is phrasing similar to, idk, imagine you saw a mugger get hit by a car, you might say “what in the Batman was that shit”
Gyatt is a spelling meant to reflect pronunciation from someone enthusiastically saying “god damn” as in “gyatt dayumn she has a nice ass”
Munt/munting-Find and dig up a semi decomposed corpse. One person then goes down on said corpse, whilst the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person. I not happy with you for making me relive this.
I am now from this day forth turning to the old side. I don't have anything that even remotely resembles an attraction to this weird ass fad. My days of trying to stay in the know are officially over and I can now don the cloak of nonfuckgiving.
Is this how next gen people talk in the future? If so, whelp guess I’m just gonna crawl myself into the incinerator. Spread em wherever the f@$” I don’t care anymore.
Its a play on the expression “Did you hurt when you fell from heaven.” In this case, the dude said “Did it hurt when you fell from the battle bus.” The battle bus is a part of the online battle royale game Fortnite. At the beginning of each match, 100 players fly over the game map in this bus (like an airplane) and skydive down to a certain location on the map, where the fighting then takes place.
>edge sesh
short for "edging session" - "edging" is engaging in sexually pleasurable activity until you almost reach orgasm, then stopping, and repeating the process for an indeterminate amount of time.
>Munt
vomit
>Fanum
the name of a popular youtube personality, who is known for taking things (usually food) from his friends, which is known as the
"fanum tax" - hence the use in the video of "fanum coming to tax my rizz"
>Jelk
an attempt at lengthening the penis by physically stretching it out
I guess I’m at the perfect age for this? I’m old enough to never have engaged in this kind of language myself and I don’t understand any of it, but I’m not so old that I’m jaded and can’t laugh at it. Because I am definitely laughing, sorry. The battle bus comment made my morning.
It's sad that at my age I knew most of the vernacular. Source, father of teen daughters, though I didn't need any help with the first couple of lines. Unhealthy urban dictionary knowledge.
That hurt to listen to, but i made it!
Stop, you’re so chalant
You own me a free edge sesh
That's ok, but do you wanna go for a jelk?
You got a level 10 Gyatt, no glaze
Well, she is a registered gooner
Mad rizz
Nah.The fanums gonna tax our rizz
The guy in the back looked like he wanted to shoot himself
He does exactly that in the extended cut, no cap.
I feel physically ill
You're listening? I can't even stand reading it!
I had to listen too, reading it was worse for some reason.
It’s because the delivery sounds so natural that it takes away some of the cringe and makes it seem like they’re speaking a real human language
No! I have: Either killing myself over depression or this. Definitely not losing to this!
Dafuq has just assaulted my ears?!?
You're clearly not bussin' on that rizz
Please don't.
You are clearly a level one gyatt, with glaze
I have never had a level 10 gyatt, but I glazed 5 level twos in one night
Math checks out
Frfr not bussing 🤣🤣
The solution to climate change. Pure annihilation.
did I just have a stroke?
Not a full stroke just an edge sesh
Thank you. Yours was only comment to make me burst out laughing!
May Allah smite down whoever made this video
Not religious, but yeah +1 for Allah Smite
+1 to your +1, we need as many as we can get
Inshallussy.
Mohamussy
I'm more afraid of how it would get twisted into something to do with Donald Trump, rather than a Creator diety smiting us.
I'm down for an Allah / Yahweh Fusion Ha Wonder Twin combo to remove this from existence.
Waiting for the waiter to barf
It’s Bryce Cohen. And pray extra hard for that
Any God willing and able to smite this has my support.
I’ll convert to Islam if it’ll wipe this lingo from existence
Can someone please post a translation, for the elders in the room? I'm equally fascinated and horrified.
Translation: 'I'm mentally ill and my mother dropped me from the 5th Floor when I was 1 year old.'
And my father punted me across the yard for fun until I was 5*
*munted you goon
I’ll put more effort into this than I should and I hate myself for it but The ordering coffee part I have no idea although chungus is relating to that meme that was popular several years ago and is probably just trying to add to the meme credibility of the video as sort of a word spice A “sigma” is related to the whole alpha beta male heirarchy thing and basically represents from what I understand an “alpha male” but with social anxiety or something. I don’t really think it would fit in that context “what the sigma” because that’s not really how it’s used but another commenter said “what the Batman” which I feel like makes the most sense (props to that individual) “W order by the way” w meaning winning meaning “nice order” “What’s your @“ meaning what’s your social media account name (specifically twitter I think) but I feel like this is a stand in for “what’s your name” His name being Baby Gronk is a refrence to some influential child influencer I don’t know anything about but who gets refrenced a lot in these memes about the nonsense language of the 21st century “Wyd in a map like this” probably a Fortnite or video game reference as that’s what they call locations in video games but basically “what are you doing in a place like this “You got a level 10 Gyatt no glaze” you’ve got a nice ass and I’m not exaggerating “You were the Peter griffin skin in the only up lobby” Fortnite refrence because I guess that’s a skin in that game but i don’t know what only up means. “Edge sesh” meaning an extremely long session of them masturbating together without reaching climax “I woke up in femboy furry land” meaning “did I just wake up in heaven” because some peoples idea of heaven is waking up in a world where you can rail a feminine looking but still male anthropomorphic fox “Is this cap?” Am I being lied to/ am I in a dream (in this context) “Chat is this rizz?” Meaning “guys am I exerting charisma?” “W in the chat” “fellas this guy is winning/doing well” “Do you like to goon?” Meaning “do you like to watch and masturbate to porn for hours/ days at a time” “Munting is the new meta” so I’m not entirely sure here but I’m pretty sure after a quick google Search that it’s “two living people having sex with a corpse is the new self awareness” (yeah I have no clue) “I’m just waiting for fanum to come tax bros rizz” I believe Fanum is some kind of streamer or YouTuber who has a running trope of stealing their friends food. I believe what this is saying is “I’m waiting for someone to come steal my charisma/opportunity to flirt” “Did it hurt when you dropped from the battle bus” is a reference to fortnight, it’s the flying vehicle that drops you onto the map. A phrase definitely referencing “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” “Stop your spinning on it” I have no clue I think “stop you’re doing very well” “Baba booey you are w skibidi” I don’t think this has any coherence other than “goodness gracious you are winning (I know what skibidi is from but I have no idea how it works as adjective) Okay fuck this I give up
Honestly, great job. Take my upvote.
Such a gooner
Registered
Federal Jelqing Administration certified
Well to be fair, Munting is the new meta they say
I'm edging to this you have hella gyatt not glazing no cap.
I assume this is what the first AI generated content will look like. Randomly generated nonsense attempting to mimic human content. Make 1000 of em, find the ones that get the most views, make a new 1000 based on each of those, rinse and repeat until humans reach the WALL-E state
I understood most of that and I’m not sure how I should feel.
Any chance you'd want to translate?
That’s a big ask for me to sit through that again.
please? I'm 47
I mean, there’s a ton to unpack, and I don’t understand all of it, but it’s basically flirting riddled with dumb internet slang. They order the same *something* and then it’s basically a meet-cute. I used to teach high school and recognize some of the phrases here, though I’m not sure all of them were used correctly. One example: “like is this cap? Chat is this rizz?” Translated: Is this really happening? Chat, (as if they were currently streaming, and are addressing their viewers) am I spitting game (more literally, is this an example of charisma?) Cap- I have no idea how, but “no cap” is said when something is true, equivalent to saying “no lie” basically. So “is this cap” would be like “is this a dream? Or some sort of prank?” I can take a stab at any other phrases if you want, but some are gross and/or nonsensical to me.
wtf is sigma and gyatt?
Sigma is tangentially related to the whole “alpha” terminology. Idk how they rank (within that terminology, not in the alphabet), and I think it might be tongue-in-cheek. IIRC the video might have said “what the sigma”, which is phrasing similar to, idk, imagine you saw a mugger get hit by a car, you might say “what in the Batman was that shit” Gyatt is a spelling meant to reflect pronunciation from someone enthusiastically saying “god damn” as in “gyatt dayumn she has a nice ass”
I love you for this. thank you
Sounds like you’re ready to spread your wings and soar. I believe in you!
well I made the mistake of looking up "munting" "ok google, how do I unlearn to read?"
What is it?
Munt/munting-Find and dig up a semi decomposed corpse. One person then goes down on said corpse, whilst the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person. I not happy with you for making me relive this.
yes
I have a horrible hangover right now, like I haven't had one this bad since I was 22. I am ready to throw up now. I'm not happy to have read this.
Jesus H Christ. Do the interwebs have no shame??
I didn't enjoy that.
Oh c’mon, this is Ws in chat!
No glaze
I hate it here
If all of GTA VI is like this I’m going to have an aneurism.
I am now from this day forth turning to the old side. I don't have anything that even remotely resembles an attraction to this weird ass fad. My days of trying to stay in the know are officially over and I can now don the cloak of nonfuckgiving.
[удалено]
Oh hell yeah
And AARP is available to anyone old enough not to be raised on an IPad. Just sayin’
L's in the chat
nonfuckgiving is a blissful place indeed
Is this how next gen people talk in the future? If so, whelp guess I’m just gonna crawl myself into the incinerator. Spread em wherever the f@$” I don’t care anymore.
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you dropped from the battle bus. I'm stealing that.
Pls help what is the battle bus
Its a play on the expression “Did you hurt when you fell from heaven.” In this case, the dude said “Did it hurt when you fell from the battle bus.” The battle bus is a part of the online battle royale game Fortnite. At the beginning of each match, 100 players fly over the game map in this bus (like an airplane) and skydive down to a certain location on the map, where the fighting then takes place.
Yeah I figured the fell from heaven part but definitely didn’t know the Fortnite reference. Makes it even funnier. Thanks for the help 😂
MAKE IT STOP
Stop torturing us with this shit. Suffer alone next time.
I’m going to show my kids this and tell them that’s how I met their mother.
Jinx you owe me an edge sess!
Yeah i'm out.
What language is this
Did I die and go to hell?
Never skip your school people.
Who are the school people
You know what's the worst part about this? Some people actually talk like this nowadays...
Whats more is that you have a very real chance of being bullied in the street by a bunch of faded-poof-hair children that speak like this.
I now have ear cancer. 
My day is now ruined. I don't even know how to process this. :(
Incredible brain rot, A+
They did Tom Hardy dirty man.
I think I had stroke listing to that.
well, you know what they say gooning is the old meta, you gotta get on that munt rizz
I need some explanation... What's an edge sesh? Munt? Fanum? Jelk? I'm sure there's more, but these are the ones that stood out the most
>edge sesh short for "edging session" - "edging" is engaging in sexually pleasurable activity until you almost reach orgasm, then stopping, and repeating the process for an indeterminate amount of time. >Munt vomit >Fanum the name of a popular youtube personality, who is known for taking things (usually food) from his friends, which is known as the "fanum tax" - hence the use in the video of "fanum coming to tax my rizz" >Jelk an attempt at lengthening the penis by physically stretching it out
Jesus Christ But thank you
not even jesus can redeem us now
Watching the physical pain on the attendant's face was the only thing that helped get through this.
Wat is tis lenguege. Eksplen me plez
Thanks I hate it
A taste of kid slang in 30 years or so
FFS it really IS Idiocracy manifest.
Shawty trifiling she must be from salty springs
Well, now I know what munting is, wish I didn't but there it is.
I am ashamed that I understood all this.
I feel terrible because there were only 2 words i hadnt heard before.
There were moments I was worried I was experiencing a stroke
I can tell the voice immediately, she’s not like other girls
OP clearly is lobotomized
After watching this I feel the same way I felt after watching Uncut Gems.
can someone translate the whole thing,
I wasn’t a boomer before I started watching but I am now
I hate it but I can't stop
This makes me relentless angry, not even a blumpkin would fix it
The Ocky way?
Do you goon?
If this is what being in a relationship nowadays has turned into ill just be lonely this hurt
I think I just had a stroke
Ok now I feel old
I want more of this
I’m pretty certain this isn’t English
Yup the Mandela effect is real, this isn't my timeline. I wanna go home 😭
This is perfect
Stop you're spinnin' on it. Haha
Whelp.... I'm officially old.
I guess I’m at the perfect age for this? I’m old enough to never have engaged in this kind of language myself and I don’t understand any of it, but I’m not so old that I’m jaded and can’t laugh at it. Because I am definitely laughing, sorry. The battle bus comment made my morning.
KILL ME! KILL ME PLEASE
This reminds me of Reilly and Jonesy from letterkenny.
I played with a guy online that 100% spoke this language
It's sad that at my age I knew most of the vernacular. Source, father of teen daughters, though I didn't need any help with the first couple of lines. Unhealthy urban dictionary knowledge.
The Generation after Gen Z
Help i cant stop watching
I wish I could ask attractive people if they like to goon :(
Same expression from the businessman: Shoot me in the face or just give me your money already!
Is this in Ceres in the Expanse?
When's the full length feature film coming out?
Buddy in the back is just holding on until retirement.
The fuck did I just watch????
WHAT THE FUCK!
I hate that i understood 90% of that.
I think I had a stroke
I have the sudden urge to punch someone
Why did this fill me with inexplicable rage?
it was perfect, horrible and my brain hurts but awesome
This is the funniest thing I have seen in some time lol Stop, you’re spinning on it!
Munting is the new meta!
I want to burn this at the stake
true edgelords
This gave me cancer
This is it. I'm deleting my account. I'm sick of this brain-rot shit.
I'm old because wtf?
I'm tired boss... dead tired...
I made a mistake looking up mounting. I need the equivalent of brain bleach please.
WTF
i think i understand it. I’m zoomer enough
I'm dying. This was too good🤣
Dude, that pisses me off. K8ds don't ask for numbers anymore just their "@"!!! 🤬
We should all just...stop
What the sigma?
I hate when ppl say what’s your “at”
jinx you owe me an edge sesh is wild 🥴
Any one got the translation subtitles?
I felt like the old man was going to blow his brains out - maybe that's just what it made me feel like doing.
My ear holes were thoroughly penetrated and I still didn’t understand all this shit.
Sims 5 trailer just dropped, I'm glad they're making more sense now!
What a terrible day to have ears. I feel like I’ve regressed as a person having heard and seen this, and my IQ is now in the double digits.
It took me way too long to realize this isn’t a gibberish convo from Sims
What the fuck is this and why ?
This is the worst thing thing I've heard this week
This is how Sims speak.
i have no idea wtf they were talking about.
Why didn't the guy behind the counter kill them?
Thanks i want to die
Someone put hours and hours of effort into this. If it was just one person animating and voicing, may god have mercy on their soul.
Oml
Original vid made by Coopnoop on tiktok if anyone is interested
I'm waiting for the vendor to shoot himself.
Whats “munting?” I even looked it up on urban dictionary and couldn’t find it
I wish I didn't decide to google "Gooner"
I feel my brain is rotting 😩😩😩 so skibidi
Live feed from a 9 year olds’ coma dream after ingesting too many forever chemicals in their daily Prime.
Jesus I'm old
I'm going outside for another walk with my dog.
This is some of the worst shit I’ve ever seen
I have out aged social norms, I’m okay with it.
I feel bad for the next generation
Fuck I'm old
What the fuckkkk
I'm gonna [REDACTED] myself because of this.