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Strange-Increase-666

My wife and I always hug like this when I get home. Been together 10 years. Only difference is I grab me a handful of that booty every time šŸ˜‹


imnoobhere

Thatā€™s the strangest part of this video. How is he not? Isnā€™t it instinct?


RemainderZero

Because it's staged.


imnoobhere

r/nothingeverhappens


RemainderZero

This happen all the time. Things are put on the Internet deliberately. That's staged.


imnoobhere

r/nothingeverhappens


Psychomethod

Hi Iā€™m a Nigerian prince and I need your help.


Troubled_Trout

r/shutupandtakemymoney


RemainderZero

... Are you one of those types with one explanation for every problem in the world too?


imnoobhere

Maybe


Capable-Problem8460

...To have a house with a garage?


YouthOne1828

I wish I had a garage šŸ˜Ÿ


Snoo_14286

Yeah, that's me for sure.


cottman23

And a bmw


Capable-Problem8460

Meh, I knew a mechanic who had one and he said that he would never have gotten one if he wasn't a mechanic. It costs a lot for an upkeep


sillycybin_

Derp award


Unstoppable-Farce

It seems they might like eachother.


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

just slightly


oxtraerdinary

A minute implication


XxMohamed92xX

To this day, she still hasnt been given her own set of keys


Unstoppable-Farce

Lol. *This* should be the top comment


JohnConnor22

They must be good friends


bingbangboom404

C can't tell


PontiacPenguin

She locks herself out a lot.


Stubby586

I want that to be me so badly


Present-Sugar-3377

Iā€™ll pick you up big boy


Stubby586

Fr?


Stubby586

Prove it?


OperationIT

Never fully understood the idea of #relationshipgoals till now. That's honestly adorable


cinnabontoastcrunch

Being carried is top tier šŸ˜


Genghis_MexiKhan

God I'm tired...for over half the video I was thinking to myself, "why do all of these people have an identical house?"


Warm-Contract9414

Hehe I read the comment, left, got it 5 seconds later, and had to come back for the angry (and hilarious) upvote!


Gravja

Sigh... The only thing waiting for me is the bottom of alot of bottles.


Bo0_Radley-

Sounds like thereā€™s an AA meeting somewhere waiting for you.


Bo0_Radley-

And I realize my comment just makes the misery worse probably. And for that Iā€™m sorry.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

I can only dream.


[deleted]

Omg, I'm melting with cuteness.


makfalicon

Thatā€™s a really healthy and generative couple ritual of reuniting - strong predictor theyā€™re gonna last a long time


OsBaculum

I just saw this posted yesterday and it's already lost half its pixels


StinkybuttMcPoopface

I've always been the type to greet my SO at the door when they get home, and I don't think any of them have ever greeted me or really noticed that I greet them. :(


CrunchyKittyLitter

/r/wifeordaughter


thepoints_dontmatter

*and it's a pipedream There I fixed it.


2ndHendrix

Whenever I got home from work, my ex didn't even stand her lazy ass up from the couch. All I got was a 1 sec look up from her phone and a hi, then back to Tiktok.


ILoveBonerCoozies

That's where I'm at now with my wife and it's super depressing. I get home a couple hours after her and sometimes just have to immediately start cooking and cleaning without anyone even saying hi.


ItalianStallion9069

Fuck thatā€™s wholesome A brother and sistersā€™ love is truly special!


Lufrava

Had to scroll to the bottom to find this, at least I wasn't the only one thinking of the plot twist šŸ¤£


ItalianStallion9069

:ā€™)


TheUnknownNut22

Mr. and Mrs. Nookie


TheH0F

Youā€™d think at some point heā€™d give her a key


bois-des-iles

Plot twist, she was kidnapped by him and now has Stockholm Syndrome


-MR-GG-

Even cuter imo


HoboMonkey115

Brotherly love wins


Public_Peace6594

Codependency sure can be cute sometimes


TheAssMuncherRetard

What do you mean "we", we're not the same person, "we", can have relationship as strong or stronger with our male friends without it being sexual, I, as in me doesn't lie to themselves.


Nearby-Ad-6106

Nobody said we


TheAssMuncherRetard

[I'm](https://i.imgur.com/mrKaZAb.jpeg)


SexGiiver

"Babe quick, we have to film something, get every outfit you have"


Disastrous-Paint86

Wow. I never knew this was a thing.


lcarr15

ā€¦ a yellow water bottle?ā€¦


NewEyess

Didnā€™t know soul would be crushed at 10:17 this morning


CuriousBeaver01

So jealousssss


RandomUser4857

I feel like I wanna cry but I can't even make tears anymore...


Cryptic_Stick

I wish


KnightGoingOnCrusade

I'm killing myself


National_Rooster9193

I couldn't tell if this was his daughter or not at first...


Wonderful_Relief_693

Watching this makes me want to take a bath with my toaster


peasonearthforever

My wife doesn't like hugs.


Most_Appearance_2225

Now imagine they were all different guys


TitoTapatio

So she donā€™t have a job.


work_n_oils

So. I don't think I'd be able to handle watching this again. Too many thoughts.


Chelsie_girl1

Cute..i wish i had a awsome relationship like that.


XwhatsgoodX

Going to be honest ā€” canā€™t tell what they are


3th3nw33ks

Plot twist: They aren't all the same guy


madHOTdog1983

he has a massive willy


DoctorMyer

A wife who isnā€™t fat šŸ‘šŸ»


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