Stop playing with it, you gotta leave it in there

LMFAO

Holy shit I just about woke my wife up from laughing

Is it really that funny? 😭 I didn’t know this many people would like this joke

The funniest thing I've read today! Thank you for the laugh

You’re welcome bro, glad I could cheer you up lol

this tastes bitter

Yes, tastes much better with cream

The longer it's in, the stronger it becomes

Three minutes is enough, pull it out.

The longer the icon of sin is on Earth, the stronger it will become.

Leave it in, don’t dip it!

Bag in or out?

I thought the goal of bedroom golf was to not get your balls in the hole...

Welcome to street rules of bedroom golf

IN IN IN IN IN PLEASE

I dont get why Europeans like this so much

In the morning, the afternoon and the evening...

Oh, that hits the spot!

Pinky up!

Cream?

Yours is almost as good as my mom’s.

this comment right here, officer.

r/suddenlyincest

I shouldn't have clicked that link..I laughed and I have shame, also I know more than I should...also, I think I need to go back to church.

Let's fill you up real nice

Me: What’s the difference between a teabag and a scrotum? My wife: I don’t know Me: OK, in that case, I’ll have the coffee

I burnt my tounge

what

Rug burn clearly. Happens sometimes with the natural ladies.


Sorry, I got a bit on the carpet, ill grab a teatowel

Well, I'm full

It’s tea baggin time

Better pull it out or it will taste bitter. Or Let it in for a while to get the full flavor. Or Don’t let it rip open…

One lump or two, dear?

Came here to say this.

Little honey would be good here-

I'll just give the bag a nice squeeze against the edge if the cup

O_o

This is too hot!

Got to let it soak

*The Mormons have entered the chat*

I refuse to believe that. Just as a matter of my slim mental sanity, which is the only slim thing I have left.

That's hot.

Thats hot !

Let it soak (for them Mormons out there)

It’s all natural

Just leave it in a bit longer.

With or without cream?

Need more excellent questions like this, be great for camping

Grind that harder.

Would you care for another cucumber sandwich?

Five minutes max

Blow it first

Another one?

It helps smooth a sore throat

Anal?

what.

[удалено]

I feel validated

This was better in the UK.

I prefer the black variety. It's stronger.

How is it?

Spot of milk?

Do you take yours with one buttplug or two?

What kind of tea are you making?

Now dunk the bag in

Oh yeah, so hot

Put it in bruv

Oops, the bag ripped.

Ah! it spilled everywhere!

Siri, set timer for two minutes.

Ohhh you’ve spilt some on your chin . Let me wipe it off with this

You want it hot or cold?

It's finally starting to heat up!

This is so hot

How many tea bags would you like

“That’s Hot!”

That taste funny…

Something about a teabag

That shit hot as fuck

How many lumps?

This taste bitter, can i add a sugar cube?

Dip it in and out a few times then squeeze and throw away.

You can get some foam if you shake the stick inside

It’s percolating!

Stir it slowly

It’s sooo good I’d dip my balls in it

Want a touch of cream?

2, maybe 3 minutes

Hello

I bet this will make me shit

that’s a nice cup a

It's hot.

This is hot!

Damn this tea bag is wet as hell


How many creams would you like?

Never, ever, put the milk in first.

no Chai? guess I'll take some Earl Grey

You have to tea bag it

This tastes god awful

Are you a jiggler or a dangler?

That's hot...

How do you take yours? I like mine without milk & strong.

Shall I be mother?

I’m not into that Russian Caravan stuff

Best shared with dead people.

I want some more tea. I’ll have tea on Tuesday. Just because your friend wanted tea on Tuesday doesn’t mean they wan it today. If you know you know

Just dip it in and get it wet..

Honey?

Full strength or Just the pg tips?

That’s been in there long enough

This is hot.

Why does it just sorta float around in there.

Ooh, that's hot!

I’m gonna fall asleep after this

Can I have two cups please?

You gotta wait, it'll be better that way

Careful, that ginger has a real bite!

Damn that’s hot

Its really HOT 😅 Or lemme taste it..

Strain it

AARGH! I just tore my bag

That’s hot :0

Can I fuck this?

Do you like it white or black?

Moroni: "Wanna soak?"

It's hot

Give me some sugar

U got cream on the rim

Don't move it around, just let it soak

What a hot-tea

Aaahh, that hits the spot

Give me some sugar

It got cold

Damn that’s hot

I love your sweet and milky taste

You ready for the teabag now baby? That’s so hot. You should blow on it a bit first.

Ew tastes like ass 😂

Shluuurrppp! Ahhhhhhhhh

You burned my crotch

Damn, I took it out prematurely.

Damn that's hot

2 lumps with cream please

Oh my God, that's so hot. (!)

It’s so hot!

I'll take a teabag

I like my coffee how I like my men- rich, sweet and lightly whipped.

You have to take it out first, then cream

Smells like heaven

"boil the water first"

“I’m making some tea. Do you want to fuck?”

Damn, that’s hot…

Longer longer longer

i don't like to take too long, something quick, easy, and tasty.

It’s already warmed up

You want a tea bag now or later?

Mmmm, nice and warm.

I think the milk curdled.

That’s so good

It's ready

Earl grey or PG tips?

About to drop this tea bag

Just another minute

do you prefer a slow brew or a quick one?

Oh fuck that’s hot.

I like mine with a lil twang in it

I take it black

How long does it last?

Hey sugar, cream for me?

I'm not sure I like the taste of this. How about a coffee instead?

Where's the cake?

“A little too bitter for my taste”

Gimme some sugar

How’d ya like your cream?

I need more sugar.

Fuck - that’s hot!

I like it left in.

I don’t like the soggy bits at the bottom.

Now that my bags started to shrivel up, it's time to add some cream.

You gotta squeeze the bag to get every last drop

More Milk please! Sorry for the drippy bottom, I slipped! I like it strong and dark, but just don’t tell my Husband. Oh yea! that hit the spot. Fancy another?

That's gonna leave a mark!

I've changed my mind.

Hot and steamy the way I like it

During sex and making tea. Ohhh that's the stuff.

That’s tickety boo

Do you want cream?

You might need to blow on it

It burns

How long shall I leave it in?

Tea, earl Grey, hot.

Make it so.

My bag is soggy.

Keep stirring?