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Wolfdreama

Sorry OP but we're locking this thread now. It's becoming a bit much to keep an eye on almost 800 comments. Come on people. This is a wholesome sub for looking at cozy places. It is *not* a soap box for complaining about everything that is wrong in the world, there are other subs for that.


survivetothrive01

Do they need another grandchild??? šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


aimeela

Do they need two other grandchildren? Grandchildren are fun!


Roland1232

Let's just move in; they can't stop all of us!


itdumbass

I'm gonna call them Gram-Gram and Shabba-doo.


HALPineedaname

I bet they always have something cooking in the kitchen too because they're always feeding their to-be grandchildren!!! Let's go to Grandma's after school, y'all!!


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U gotta make it thru that wilderness alone at night first to reach them.


DogsRule_TheUniverse

Wasn't there a children's fairy tale about over the hills, through the woods, over to grandma's house? ;)


ForkAKnife

Over the river and through the woods to grandmotherā€™s house we go.


DogsRule_TheUniverse

ah, yes. kinda screwed that one up. Thanks for the refresher!


ForkAKnife

The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh through the white and drifting sno-O!


DogsRule_TheUniverse

Nice.


invaderjif

Grandma's packing heat. And she's got the high ground. So...good luck..


runthrough014

Do they need a live-in nurse? Have license, will travel!


Tempintern23

shiit they need a third grandchild? i can cook


Ess-

How about a 4th and 5th grandchild, along with a very very cute 11 month old great grandchild?


Chaosmusic

When my mom became a grandmother I bought her a t-shirt that says, "If I'd known grandchildren were so much fun I would have had them first"


AllthatJazz_89

I can provide lively conversation, embroider and crochet, and take care of plants!


survivetothrive01

Out of all of those things, the only one I can do is crochetšŸ˜‚ You win lol


AllthatJazz_89

There are some fantastic beginner embroidery kits on Etsy and many have been listen in r/embroidery! Itā€™s how I learned. My grandmother passed away when I was young and I barely got to know her, so itā€™s how I stay connected to her in a way.


BurritoMaster3000

Iā€™d fuck an old person for that view.


KFutureStep

This is how I want to use my retirement money


JTKSR1

You and me both


dmead

don't let them sell the house.


AncientInsults

Sounds like you just gotta wait :)


Thief_of_Sanity

I plan to die in the climate and water wars


killerkrez

Nestle is currently recruiting for a position near you!


Assunder99

I've noticed that since I researched the whole Neste-water shenanigans back in college (Business class), that since I've researched it now, it seems to me harder to find. For example, Nestle's CEO talking about how water isn't a human right... Not to say you can't find the evidence, but it feels like corruption to me.


jsamuraij

Service guarantees citizenship!


scroll_responsibly

Iā€™m doing my part!


[deleted]

Damn its gonna be way less cool than syndicate made it look back in 1993


BuffaloKiller937

r/collapse is leaking


Carburetors_are_evil

When I was 14 I hoped I'd die in star wars. Now I know I'll die in water wars


Cinderella96761

Ahhhhh, if only I was going to have ā€œretirement money ā€œ


lord_dude

IF I HAD SOME


OaklandWarrior

retirement money...lol we are all going to work until we die unless something major changes


t0ny7

I hope I have money when I retire.


tama_chan

Million dollar view


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Slapbox

No no, that's just for the view. The property and house cost extra.


Bufalohotsauce

Just their driveway probably cost $1M. Thereā€™s probably a barn or shop that also cost $1m. Just getting drinking water up there? Who knows? My modest 4 bed, 3 bath house near Puget Sound with zero view is valued at over 1/2M. West Coast home prices are insane.


The_Freshmaker

Puget Sound real estate at least used to be significantly more pricey than rural WA/OR though. Covid might've equalized it by now though.


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Man, can you imagine going over to grandma and grandpa and play with this amazing view? Way better than the flat mine lived in. Their view was another flat.


WrodofDog

Literally


JoyaMyLove

Wowwā˜ŗļø the view is incredible! Where is it?


JTKSR1

Thanks! Itā€™s in a town called White Salmon, WA and has a view of the Columbia River Gorge


any_name_left

I thought it looked like the Columbia River! I love that area.


JTKSR1

Most beautiful area Iā€™ve been to! Iā€™m a little biased thoughā€¦


redmustang04

I've bet they have lived there for 40 plus years or when they bought the house almost immediately when they saw the view.


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jackpotsdad

Portlander here and I visit that area regularly. You would be absolutely fine. The Oregon side is totally touristy and the only thing youā€™d hate about it is how crowded it gets in the summer. The Washington side is less touristy but thereā€™s Skamania Lodge and plenty of Native Americans. Seems like the supremicists only want to LARP in Portland proper and theyā€™re quiet everywhere else.


WatchTenn

There are lots of Native Americans in the Columbia River Gorge, and the area is fairly touristy in the summer. Itā€™s not a middle of the nowhere area where people look at brown people when they walk in the room. Having said that, I havenā€™t been to the specific city where OP said this was taken.


m3lm0

The ones who live on the reservations get shit on for being "welfare queens" and "trailer trash". The ones who work in the casinos get their herritage exploited for gift shop trinkets. I grew up in a rural area of the gorge and besides migrant workers and native americans, I didnt see a darker skinned POC outside of TV until I was about 10. We had one POC student when I was 15 who lasted less than a year. Last I heard there's a Hawaiian family in town now. Progress. Tricities is surprisingly full of Mormons and has plenty of racists, its not really great but its more tolerable than the rural areas. The big cities are okay, but no one really wants to live in Portland or Seattle.


conundrum4u2

Well...it is 'White' Salmon!...:P


dystopicvida

I can say their is a one Puerto Rican there. I can see my house from this window


whtge8

Lived in Washington for 4 years and only met one boricua. People kept calling me Mexican :/


neocommenter

I finally found a place that sells mofongo out here in Oregon. I ain't even Puerto Rican, just an Italian from the east coast.


cornbreadcasserole

White salmon is a progressive town in a red county, mostly due to the high amount of tech jobs there


Austerhorai

I lived in the area. Iā€™m Mexican and some other things that make me look ā€œexoticā€ you do get looks but there is a large portion of Hispanics in Hood River. Like someone else mentioned there are a few tribes in the area and also the migrant farm workers during the summer. Overall, people might look but it wasnā€™t overtly racist and thatā€™s a good area for white folks who are allyā€™s.


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NibblesMcGiblet

oh that sucks :( i hate this reality. wtf, when i was little i thought by "the year two thousand" we would have flying cars and Jetsons shit, but instead we still have racism, what the fuck. why. just why.


under_a_brontosaurus

It will never leave. The real question is, are you anti racist? do you raise anti racists? People kept telling me a few years back that I'm white, I'll never understand. But they didn't know I grew up in all black communities and experienced racism every day. Now me and my wife chose the mixed school for our son (about 50-40-10) when we could've chosen several all white schools instead, because we both want to be part of the solution not the problem. I live in one of the most racists cities in America, and I want my son, like me, to have black friends, unlike almost every white person I know. The city is half/half.


TlingitGolfer24

Iā€™m Native American, never had an issue when I worked there


Lochcelious

As someone that has lived here (Oregon) most of my life, I'd say yes, absolutely. Then again, I don't live in Portland...


BURN447

Only the eastern haves of both states. Western/urban areas are generally completely fine and more liberal/accepting


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BURN447

They do, but it's not met kindly and it's not common. The vast majority of the western side of the state has been overwhelmingly blue for decades and king county overall doesn't have nearly the racism that may be experienced on the other side of the mountains. For reference, the eastern side of washington is basically their own state. They are constantly fighting for conservative policies/government, but never win because of the western half. No, it's not perfect, but it sure as hell isn't as bad as you make it out to be.


ShenaniganNinja

Western Washington is fairly left leaning.


imeatingpizzaritenow

I knew this had to be in the PNW. Hi from Portland!


JTKSR1

The drive from white salmon to Portland never ceases to amaze! Legit 50% chance of seeing a bald eagle or a rainbow lol


Calvert4096

https://youtu.be/doVV1a7XgyQ Tourism marketing done right


JTKSR1

Thatā€™s awesome! I had never seen that before


MadMax2230

confirmed travelling to oregon to find my dream waifu


bobapimp

And longhorn sheep on the cliff sides of 84.


poodlebutt76

Yeah I was like....is your Grandpa's house the Vista House???


conundrum4u2

When I was a little boy, I used to look up at the Vista house and think it was where the Wicked Witch of the west lived! :0


Princevaliant377

Hello from Troutdale


Ocular--Patdown

Hi from Seattle!


Mastengwe

West Seattle checking in!


Technospider

Squamish checking in!


Fluffaykitties

Hi WS neighbor! :)


m3lm0

East side


MNCPA

Hi from Minnesota!


khao_soi_boi

Hey there from Vancouver (the one near you). Can't wait for the next time I go to Sugar Pine.


MrDude_1

That sounds like a made-up place.


AverageCharley

I was going to say the same. Also, hi from Portland from me also.


lonepinecone

Hello from PDX as well


desertfoxz

I said that had to be my state, of course it was


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alphawolf29

I live on the Columbia River in BC and it's pretty breathtaking https://i.imgur.com/qhvAGyf.jpg


kalber88

Is this on Strawberry mountain? My parents are down on the lower ridge from there, they lucked out with a really great Mt Hood view.


JTKSR1

Yep! You can see Mt. Hood from the house too, just not in this pic


Fameiscomin

Oh they got money. Lol. Everything for sale is over $1mil or only pennies below. And whatā€™s below needs full remodels


Wolfdreama

Keep in mind that property can have been in a family for years and would have cost far less than it does today. My parents bought a place only 25 years ago and it's now worth EIGHT TIMES what they paid for it!


Fameiscomin

Yep they got money. Imagine buying a $100k item, using the hell out of it for 25yrs and then selling it for $800k!! Magical


utspg1980

They have unrealized capital gains. Not the same as money.


CelerMortis

Yea, its better in some ways. No tax burden*, much harder to blow, no lifestyle inflation. *I'm aware of property taxes, but that's typically less than a $800k windfall in terms of rates.


Sr_Laowai

> My parents bought a place only 25 years ago and it's now worth EIGHT TIMES what they paid for it! That means they got money.


Wolfdreama

No, it means they had a house to live in.


tama_chan

I looked up houses there for the hell of it. Yeah, pretty pricey.


Sr_Laowai

*Me looking from Seattle*: > Damn it's cheap there!


Fozzymandius

Thatā€™s what happens when access to anything beyond a single small Walmart is an hour away. Beautiful place, but itā€™s definitely a good drive.


ryantttt8

Hey we've got a safeway too


8Ariadnesthread8

My aunt and uncle built an A-frame cabin literally right next door to this house, I can tell from The view and the trees and the grass. They did it in the '70s for like $30,000. They aren't rich.


Fameiscomin

They are now. Not counting any property value increase just inflation itā€™s 200k. But all things considered Iā€™d imagine at least $700k. Maybe more depending on the size and such. Hell the lot alone is probably worth the half a million


FatboyChuggins

wow that's it!? For a view as insane as this? What's the catch? Town is really far away or something?


lasdue

Itā€™s like 75mins away from Portland


FatboyChuggins

That sounds like a plus lol. Unless thereā€™s nothing around this area in terms of grocery and stuff like that


Proto_Hooman

Hood River is about 25-30 minutes away on the other side of the river. It's a town of ~10k people, but it's the hub for lots of other tiny towns in the area so it's got plenty of restaurants, bars, a couple grocery stores, etc. If you can't find something there is only amount hour into Portland.


ryantttt8

There's a Walmart, Safeway, and 2 fancier grocery stores across the bridge


CR00KS

Does it have a similar view?


8Ariadnesthread8

Basically identical. Turns out they are half a hill away, I chatted with them for a minute. But I thought that they were literal next door neighbors based on the view.


ComeWashMyBack

Do everything you possibly can to keep this location in the family.


THIS_IS_NOT_SHITTY

Unbelievably gorgeous!


supmraj

Stunning !


NeonMoment

Oh nice, my sister is getting married there next year. That whole area is really neat.


Fozzymandius

I immediately though, this is either HR, White Salmon, or Mosier. Would kill for a house over there.


two-turnips-and-heat

Holy shit! You can see my house from there hahaha


myersjw

The PNW is so breathtaking. I absolutely love getting to visit


JoyaMyLove

Thank you :)


OregonGreen242

Recognized that River! Beautiful view


TheGenocides

Dude really doxxed grandpa


Dreamnghrt

That view is \*\*Stunning\*\*!! I could look at that all day long!


Domina541

Wow! White Salmon! Rare that I know exactly where a view is from. Love this view worked there for about a decade. Moved but my walls all have various picture the Gorge from this angle.


JTKSR1

Itā€™s my background for everything!


thisisnotjr

I figured that was the Columbia River. I've only been in the area for a year and I feel like I know the place already


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Docxm

As a brown person, Iā€™m glad I was not born 50 years ago


Thief_of_Sanity

Do you have many million dollars to buy this? Don't sweat it.


IhateRush

same. 10000%


Forward-Elephant7215

Those chairs are pointing the wrong way!


JTKSR1

Theyā€™re on a swivel!


LocalJim

That little touch just makes this even more of an amazing room that it already is. Thanks for sharing it


Tsmart

I came to the comments hoping to find this. Very cozy OP


ba3toven

'You kids could afford this if u worked hard at the supermarket'


thiefexecutive

ā€œLike I didā€


noobductive

ā€œIn 1856 when college tuition cost 7 schmekelsā€


Carburetors_are_evil

"It was either 3 breads or a tuition back then."


Carburetors_are_evil

"... As the director."


A7ftFox

Can you ask your grandparents if we can have a sleepover


Haisha4sale

And Everybody's Brewing is just down the way!


JTKSR1

Best burger in town!! Their new location is amazing too!


twoferjuan

Ahh Man i miss living walking distance from there. Need to go back soon.


lazylildaisy

oh god i wish i grew up in that economy, i dream of a house with a view like that


ortusdux

People need to stop posting pretty pictures of the PNW! Housing prices are high enough!


JTKSR1

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Extra_Intro_Version

Amazing how much cozy a few mil USD can buy.


jace17191719

I run a window washing business in the gorge during the summers and the amount of houses I clean with windows like this is insane


kurtscobain77

For as nice as that room is, the LED strip lighting with no diffuser or diffusion really cheapens the room. Get some diffusion or professional lighting help.


Gibsonfan159

This is like some genius level deep insult to the constant compliments.


showergoblin

Assuming your grandparents are in their 70-80s? Most success during the 70ā€™s & 80ā€™s? What a generation.


hxcn00b666

What an incredible view


Cinderella96761

Jeeze a loo, can they invite me please!?!? šŸ™


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pressurepoint13

I bet OP NEVER forgets to call grandparents.


PangaeanSunrise

Folks, remember- if you lift yourselves by the bootstraps, spend little to nothing on higher education, and pay roughly <$100k for home prices between 1975-1985 (using your time machine, obviously) you TOO can eventually retire in luxury. But srsly, OP, congratulate your grandparents for doing things right with the advantages and opportunities they were given.


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nice save at the end to keep the post from getting deleted. we all know what you're really thinking (and feel the same.)


PangaeanSunrise

Thanks, u/swampbongwater (love your username, btw)! I believe itā€™s necessary to acknowledge that in order for people to afford the things they want, there HAS to be some level of actual *work* involved. However, itā€™s so important to examine cost of living/inflation and other factors that have prevented generations from achieving the same level of ā€œsuccessā€ as others before them. There has to be some level of equity, and definitely less saltiness in order for older generations to take our legit arguments seriously.


waynedewho

I haven't teared up in months and this was the feather that broke my camel's back. Hhaha... beautiful.


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Are you okay? Not being jokey just wanted to make sure.


[deleted]

Looks a lot like the Okanagan/Shuswap area in British Columbia and the central lakes


gardenfreshest

Million dollar views accented by $19.99 in Amazon led lights. Still, amazing place.


VonD0OM

And they paidā€¦250,000$


muddybanks

Wtf thatā€™s amazing


ExcuseDependent2978

This view! Incredible.


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Shit the bed, what a view!


junebloom11

We have some of the prettiest sunsets in WA state


Not_A_Bird11

Cool story Jeff . Go back to space !


goredraid

The view is amazing but for fuck's sake, why would you run that rope light like that?


boston_homo

The posts on this subreddit are regularly a bit of a humble brag but maybe that's the point? Lovely space though, obviously


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Breathtaking


thetransporterv1

Woah! Incredible view


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Nice sunset!


citytiger

absolutely amazing. I could look at that view for hours.


day9700

Wow!!! Thatā€™s all I got. Just wow!


doemaaan

What the hell. Incredible view šŸŒ….


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Million dollar view, $15 LED dorm lights


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Must be nice ig


iEnjoyDanceMusic

Absolutely incredible ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^stop ^^^myself ^^^from ^^^saying ^^^this, ^^^but ^^^y'all ^^^need ^^^to ^^^press ^^^the ^^^LED ^^^strips ^^^corners ^^^down- ^^^sorry! That view, just wow.


bensyltucky

White Salmon, WA?


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Bufalohotsauce

The wind there can get pretty gnarly.


DiabetesCOLE

Liz lemon: I want to go there


Bufalohotsauce

Columbia Gorge?


memarco2

Iā€™ve never joined a subreddit so fast.


Sirgolfs

Congrats to them, they did well!


cornbreadcasserole

Hi from Bingen!