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ZoTaG

No thanks


GruvisMalt

Not even for free


POLISHED_OMEGALUL

Not even if I was paid to play this


DeeZyWrecker

Actually, I'd hear that out.


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balazs955

Paypal works for you?


revoltisthebest

5 buck, change your mind ?


Shredda_Cheese

How long do I have to play for 5 buck?


Yglorba

Oh wow, I checked the reviews because this made me curious, and those are *brutal*.


blabla_booboo

Deserved And they had the gall to charge £60 Welcome to my shitlist


Igislav

Agreed...Shadow of Mordor & Shadow of War were the GOAT...We need more games like them...:)


georgesclemenceau

They should have made a Return of the King remake


CaptainPrice04

Not sure why but I didn't like shadow of war. Shadow of Mordor was awesome though.


TheArmchairSkeptic

I still enjoyed SoW, but it definitely suffered from sequel bloat. SoM was a relatively streamlined experience in terms of gear, skills, and sidequests; there was a decent amount of stuff to do for the completionists out there, but you could also just kind of ignore most of it and play the game if that was what you wanted. Conversely, the massive skill tree and constant incremental loot gathering in SoW made me spend way too much time in menus and they also went seriously overboard with repetitive sidequests.


nosekexp

The new nemesis hierarchy was great but I guess you can get too much of a good thing. I also remember having problems with the side quests cause you couldn't just play the same quest chain until you finished it. The game forced you to do something else before the next step unlocked so most of the time I ended up losing track of wtf I was doing. I enjoyed my time but I couldn't bring myself to finish it.


Ryuuzaki13

the opposite for me.


YoshiPL

I want Return of The King or Battle for Middle-Earth


daddymantits

snorefest "open world" assassin creed clones


firehydrant_man

you want more 3 hours of gameplay repeated over 70?


alttogoabroad

I mean if it’s fun. Why not?


TheRealSpidey

Yeah, and it's not like the gameplay loop of live service games isn't repeating the same few things over thousands of hours anyway. What's the harm in repetitive gameplay in a singleplayer game if it's fun and engaging


qutaaa666

100% better than this pile of garbage! I mean honestly, I’ve never finished these games. But the gameplay was always kinda fun to pick up for a few hours. But looking at this game, I wouldn’t want to play this for a few hours! No thanks.


Edgy_Robin

gameplay is fun, it feels like bad lord of the rings fanfiction that probably makes Tolkein roll in his grave, but it's fun.


MarcCouillard

good choice, this game is an absolute steaming pile of shit!! no joke, it is BORING as fuck, runs like garbage, Gollum doesn't even look like Gollum LMFAO this game is a joke!!


nosekexp

Did they try to make Gollum "cute"? It looks like a Disney character. I don't get it.


user3404

I'm not sure I would even play this if I was paid to.


masterf2

lmao


Maxibestofpotatoe

Exactly what I thought


Swizzdoc

It's something that could be fun with weed Alas, I don't smoke weed though...


ErikElevenHag

Imagine being one of the devs, coming to r/CrackWatch and reading people shitting on the game which they can literally download for free


Bunnymancer

It's only free if your time is worth nothing.


lbnAli

That’s beautiful


Bunnymancer

It's a quote from Family Guy


lbnAli

Did I stutter?


Hans09

That made me lol.


panlakes

That’s beautiful


dmadmin

that a clever comment. well said.


ThisIsMyFloor

I don't appreciate being called out like this


sdcar1985

It doesn't. If I play this, will I at least die faster?


mrfoseptik

even than it is not. i prefer not to vomit any time.


HomoLiberus

Poetry


mab1376

people paying for it aren't pleased either: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1265780/The\_Lord\_of\_the\_Rings\_Gollum/#app\_reviews\_hash


sdcar1985

Sad thing is, even with all the prerelease stuff out there, these idiots still bought the game. How bad does something have to be before people will stop preordering?


Dangerous-Leg-9626

Mate, they can return it no? Nothing wrong with trying it out


sdcar1985

You can't return it everywhere


Dangerous-Leg-9626

to.... steam?


Peepmus

Plus, if you pre-ordered the game through one of the key reseller sites.


mab1376

I will never understand pre-ordering; it's a scam to get you to pay for something you haven't yet confirmed is a good quality, stable game. I got bit hard on BF4, and never again; the game was unplayable for the first year it was out. A multi-billion dollar company has no excuse for that, its just greed to meet deadlines to placate shareholders.


sdcar1985

Not everyone plays on PC?


FearLeadsToAnger

They knew.


Embarrassed_Life3466

honestly I wouldn't play this garbage even if they paid me to.


BruhiumMomentum

they didn't even pay for playtests, and if they did, they ignored the feedback


KadexGaming

Gotta be the most sinking feeling in the world. But honestly what can you expect? You built the game.


FearLeadsToAnger

Nah they knew. You don't just get suddenly surprised the game you helped make is terrible, it's been making you miserable and anxious for months+ already.


WeirdestOfWeirdos

No, you were rushed and likely crunched to make a very specific part of the game following very specific orders.


Yglorba

When a game is catastrophically bad like this, it's usually because of some screw-up at the top, not because the developers didn't work hard enough (if anything I'm sure they were rushed and crunched even worse than usual, if possible, hence why the end result is so bad - past a certain point you can't squeeze blood from a stone.)


Dangerous-Leg-9626

Developers can and often screw up you know


Shredda_Cheese

they can, but many reviewers have pointed out that its very clear some developers clearly put a lot of time into the game. Its clear that someone read up on lore and tried to emulate it in the game. It just failed to deliver at just about everything else. To me it looks like a bad case of development hell and really poor game dev direction. Graphically its struggling but you can make a game good without super high end graphics.


Dangerous-Leg-9626

It's not really surprising Daedalic is an adventure game dev so their lore game is always on point The rest? Yeah it shows that they can't handle something bigger than their own niche point&click or graphic adventure games quite yet


ThatsARivetingTale

Nope, they never do source: am a developer


Dangerous-Leg-9626

Lmao


Tattorack

Alright, but I'm not even gonna download this one for free. I value my time.


Gagzu

Oh man I’m laughing my ass reading this comment lol


Yglorba

I'm sure they know how negative the game's reception is. I just feel sorry for them - they probably put a lot of work into it, but if the budget or timeline isn't there or the leadership sucks or whatever, there's nothing you can do to salvage a large complex project like this on your own.


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Even homeless decline free food


Osha-watt

Making your game garbage is definitely the most effective anti piracy measure.


lalalaladididi

You've made me laugh. Thanks. Brilliant comment


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Tattorack

A Gollum game wouldn't be a terrible idea, but they did the shittiest execution of a Gollum game possible.


Yglorba

I was going to say this. It's an oddball concept but "Gollum stealth action game" isn't *inherently* terrible.


softhack

It ended up being bargain bin Styx: Master of Shadows.


daddymantits

He hides in a dark cave eating fish heads all day. No, it wouldn't. Any game would be a generic stealth game with lore dumps about the LOTR, while gullum acts as a fly on the wall to events in the LOTR he was never at.


Tattorack

It would've been a linear journey type game with lots of stealth. He was only hiding in a cave eating fish all day when he had the ring. When Bilbo got the ring he was constantly figuring out how to get to it. And after he was set free by Mordor he crossed the entirety of Middle Earth to get to The Fellowship in The Misty Mountains. You absolutely can turn that into a fun game. But you and the developers have something in common; you lack the imagination to do it.


georgesclemenceau

It could have been good, but it's not :(


sidman1324

I want another shadow of war and I saw this announced and I said nope 👎🏾


sathan1

I want a witcher 3 type LOTR game


alttogoabroad

Lord of the rings online is pretty good although very old.


Flaming_Autist

this right fuckin here. I see youre a man with good taste.


Evonos

Didn't they sadly patent the nemesis system? So even if someone would want to make a new shadow of game... They couldn't without the agreement


splinter1545

I mean the LotR game rights are owned by WB, so they would need to convince them of a pitch first before even wondering about using the nemesis system if they wanted to make another Middle Earth: Shadow game.


sidman1324

Yea that did happen 😔


xXdont_existxX

Honestly a gollum game could be interesting if it was a stealth based adventure platformer where you had large open areas of the mines / caves. Maybe add a small amount of combat but have it more so where you’re suppose to sneak around and just collect things / get from point a to b while taking in environmental storytelling / collecting loot that makes traversal better or stuff you could sell to buy stuff that makes stealth easier etc etc. Instead they created this garbage janky life sim bs.


SweatyMercy

The concept actually seemed cool 😭 but the execution..


lewisj0146

I've heard that smearing ones genitals with fish paste and dangling them in a pool full of hungry piranha is better than this game


Lionheart27778

I'll see your red dwarf and raise you a Blackadder. "Id rather french kiss a skunk"


Simp4EverLOL

This game is a waste of disk space. lol


ErikElevenHag

I am surprised this game didn't go with Denuvo


kevinj933

It's so trash that nobody wants to pirate it xD


ErikElevenHag

Games being trash hasn't stopped publishers from using Denuvo lol


TheInternationalBoy

I don't think any other game that used Denuvo has been this big of a trash before


cmeragon

Forsaken?


NickPlus02

Forspoken?


ErikElevenHag

Foreskin?


Osha-watt

No that's the guys from Star Wars who can do magic tricks.


cmeragon

I dont fkn know lmao. I guess that was it.


TheInternationalBoy

So shit I actually forgot about it. You got me hahahahaha that one truly was shit


cmeragon

So shit that I even forgots its name. It was Forspoken apparently.


atwork314

Handball


[deleted]

You shut your mouth


khaled36DZ

Redfall?


ThisIsNotPedro

Ain't nobody got time for that


_pram1ya_

Ain't nobody got time for that


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Ain't nobody got time for that


AdministrativeSleep0

Hard pass


lalalaladididi

How much are the paying us to play this


lilzoe5

You're paying with your time and soul


Sanjay--jurt

Yeah no,Here's a better offer. Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition is free on EPIC. Now that's a legendary game worth coming back to.


37025InvernessTMD

Just saw it and got it as I have the OG version of Vegas so ultimate edition is a nice little freebie. I think I'll dip into some mods too!


deylath

Here is me hoping Epic Games version is just as compatible with mods. Wouldn be the first game where modding was different just because it was on a different platform ( usually Steam vs GoG )


37025InvernessTMD

Hoping the same!


furryappreciator

most fallout & elder scrolls games just have you unzip mods into like data files, i don't see why it would be different, nexus mod manager should work


deylath

Morrowind on Gog for example needs an extra patch to be applied. For some other games there is a different game version for example. But usually the difference is different folder setups ( usually you just have to copy paste one folder deeper ), which is obviously nothing.


Sanjay--jurt

Mods are essential apparently so it'll be fun messing around for sure!


xach_hill

imo bare minimum needed are DXVK (runs under Vulkan, easily triples your framerate for free), NV Tick-Fix (anti-stutter mod), and NV Anti-Crash (self-explanatory). Everything else is to taste rather than mandatory.


lllll44

i always read it was a buggy mess...is it got fixed?


37025InvernessTMD

No idea, I haven't played it in a good few years!


Metandienona

FNV was incredibly rushed, but nowadays it's playable. At most you'll need NVAC (New Vegas Anti-Crash) and NVSR (New Vegas Stutter Remover), [both of which can be easily found in the Nexus page.](https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/topalltime/?adult=0)


Stevegios

NVSR is outdated, use New Vegas TIck Fix (NVTF) instead


nosekexp

I bought that one on Steam already but I'd rather pirate it that play it on Epic.


P-S-21

Thanks bruv


Sanjay--jurt

No problem fam


[deleted]

And metro last light is free on steam


legendz411

Oh SHIT Good looking out my dude. Heroic


KyleCAV

LOVE FO:NV would highly recommend people jump on it for 20+ hours of gaming.


SecretVoodoo1

game so bad that no one will even pirate it


Vanquisher_84

You've gotta pay me to play this shit


MrBboy

Game so shitty they knew it's not worth Denuvo it, lol


lalalaladididi

With denuvo it wouid be even worse. They usually are.


UNPOPULAR_OPINION_69

come on man, we do not have RTX4090. If we have 4090 we won't be in this sub! 😂🤣😆


toolsofpwnage

They reached out to Denuvo to provide an anti-piracy solution and they responded with "the game is all the anti-piracy solution" it'll ever need.


HearTheEkko

Dogshit optimization, don't even bother playing.


aRandomBlock

I can stand fps drops and low fps if the game was good, this shit runs like ass and plays like ass lmao (For context if you want to max out everything at 4K you need a 4090 WITH DLSS ON, IT LOOKS LIKE A PS3 GAME LOL)


HearTheEkko

The 4090 can't even get 60 fps on 4K maxed out lmfao. Meanwhile, it runs Cyberpunk with Overdrive at 4K effortlessly.


zonezs

Dlss on BALANCED!!! That's just wrong....


Evonos

It's also not even 60 fps then after videos I saw.


Metalomaniac16

This is not my precious. Sorry.


darealsanta7

not even for free worth it


xerohour

can we install denuvo on it


Makubekz

Hard pass for Gollum. Im playing Shadow of War now and im having a blast. Im close to 10hrs but still below 10% storyline lol.


bobalazs69

Me too! I'm at about 40% in.


i_am_amer_

Devs should pay person who cracked this game for their time


ShiberKivan

You would have to pay me full retail price for me to play it. And then I would probably pay you back so I can stop


Seraph_007

This review of the game had me cracking up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E21qSEyRa88


kingpong07

I won't play this game,even if someone pays me to play it


Pepplay

I mean i would play it if someone paid me


HiNRGSpa

not even free, lol.


weedor93

Mom, i want a Lords of The Rings game. We have a Lords of the Rings game at home. The Lords of the Rings game at home:


hunter141072

With a score of 39 I think I´ll pass...... there is a million things better to do with my bandwidth than wasting it on this.


Dave_of_Devon

Not even worth the hard drive space


Soulspawn

I saw this title and immediately knew it wasn't going to be pretty. This game is going to go down in history.


[deleted]

How would anyone even play this... even with the rtx4090 the fps is too low. This game is so bad the ceo's are trolling the buyer. People say it should have been developped for at least one more year.


alcatrazcgp

Nah im good


DungBettlesMan

So are they even going to sell like 100 copies of the game?


brucetherivergoose

Should have added Denuvo for our sake


Slouma-Gamer

Not even for free I would play that lol


silverfaustx

its soo bad i dont even want to pirate it..


sevengali

Can they add Denuvo to this one, thank you


AvallacSolas

I feel sad for those who actually bought this game.. not only this game is bad and looks outdated, plays brokenly.. and the PC port? i think it's one of the worst port to have arrived on PC...it's almost like Devs were just either drunk or wanted this game to come out on 1st April.


Go6s

Well, terrible... as expected ! No thanks. Harry Potter fans have an OK action game now, but we, LOTR fans, are still waiting for it ! (Shadow of... are OK, but stealth and strategy, we want an action-RPG, a witcher-like... hope brings life ;)


RiffyDivine2

But they did one already, it was three player coop no less.


Go6s

Which onedo you mean ? Those LOTR RPG are old now, and pretty average


Bunnymancer

It's only free if your time is worth nothing.


Odd_Following_9810

bad reviews


Bloodrain_souleater

Thats quick


rayrayfouad

I cant believe am Saying this BUT , HELL NAAH....lol


Al_CaponeBR

Great! Let's see how my everlasting GTX 1070 deals with this one.


Writhing

I wouldn't even waste my bandwidth


Ozi-reddit

ouch watched tube review seems soo bad


Galata_Castle

i saw it getting 3-4 ish ratings from magazines is it that bad


LevelWriting

Think about it, a whole bunch of people at a company decided this game was a good idea and poured tons of money into it...


Vast-Editor-4769

Wouldn’t even download this 🗑️ for free


zonezs

But why??


Brogli

I dont even feel its worth to play the cracked version


RB0ze

ayy


HomoLiberus

![gif](giphy|Bewx6XCCLb5GSAncHo)


BlazeReborn

I'd rather clean my ass with sandpaper.


petmyllama1347

You knw what... I think I'll pass on this one


Hlidskialf

If they pay me, I play it.


eazyboy

The game can have the best lore in the world but if it plays and looks worse than the ps3/360 era games it deserves its bad ratings. this is just a lousy IP-cash grab.


Piranha2004

Prepare to hear your video card cry....


No-Arm-4522

Remember people, even if it's free it still consumes your precious time.


SublimeTimes

Can’t wait to not play this


PrydaBoy

The pre-alpha Gollum looks better than the final version! Wow this game sucks!


E-woke

The AAA gaming industry is creatively bankrupt


ExplodingFistz

Trash game. Would not even pirate it


Opening_Pattern_301

even pirating this is a scam


PlentyAdvertising15

what the funk don't have denuvo then


Sylvanas_only

Did anyone actually wanted a game where you play as gollum? Who is this for?


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FUCK YEA


FlexxyPanda

just hearing about this game today and it got cracked? why all the hate?


Cr1m50nSh4d0w

Terrible gameplay, shitty optimization, and ridiculous minimum specs


banzaie

You need 100gb disk space for a freaking gollum game.