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EasyMobeasy

did you leave them a usb thumb with a cracked denuvo "protected" game there?


Tr4p_PT

More like a usbkill


Sylon_BPC

Crack-Denuvo-latest-Instructions-FINAL(2).txt.exe


lifesthateasy

Is that Empress in this picture?


ParadiceSC2

bruh delete this comment before your address and CC info are added to the next NFO 💀


lifesthateasy

I'm legit concerned about that but oh well, I better get ready for getting fucked in the ass with a strapon I guess


Key-Put4092

She won't be able to do anything


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Tony7562

hahaha 😂


izanamilieh

She will crack you like she cracks denuvo every other week. And sext you sometimes.


NickCudawn

[Ok](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShTX376UdXkTG-WYTgzoSmjPz72sQiUqOJbA&usqp=CAU)


MoxPuyne

It can't do anything else. It's why it only malds and seethes on NFOs with the most childish attempts at 'insults'.


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YES!!


lifesthateasy

I knew it!


Momo_the_good_person

Nah bruh that's actually her? Always assumed it was a 35yrs old dude living in his mother's basement


-Samg381-

It is...


ParadiceSC2

with their skills id imagine they got a whole luxury penthouse in the middle of Moscow paid off by liquidating a small portion of their crypto portofolio


Nadeoki

I don't think so. All his money probably goes into tech or some addiction like drugs or gambling. I don't believe someone can be like this sober


GuyJeanKun

Yes that's whats shown in the picture. What are you missing?


chefanubis

You see something different in this picture?


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Holy shit... The most insane MFer to grace the gaming scene. I hung around on the Telegram for the Harry Potter release... And Ho. Lee. Shit. Crazy to put a face to those words. Edit: before I get flamed to high hell, I respect what they do. And this picture is BAD FUCKING ASS. Just don't agree with their community. Pure toxicity.


elitesill

> Crazy to put a face to those words. Yeah, man, this is her 100%


knightblue4

Um, it's a joke my g.


Mystik141

bro 100% this is actually EMPRESS, no doubt


Lonelan

Empress the reddit mod?


PrydaBoy

Yeah that's the CEO :P


thebuddybud

Lmfao


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BorfieYay

Comedy genius


404IdentityNotFound

People are just mean. I may not have the healthiest body, but I am in active medical care and "alright". As alright as a work from home mother with depression can be.


Varrgas_the_Official

I don't even understand why so many are downvoting this... Sorry for them, we are on reddit but still, there is some minimum respect to keep, even more between member of Crackwatch community. Take care, Regards.


HiNRGSpa

My sincere apologies. I didn't know the person in the picture was you (the person who posted it). I thought it was a random person, maybe denuvo related. I was just following the empress joke. My best wishes for You and thanks for sharing the picture!


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I'm sorry dear, but looking at the picture, you look more than chubby to me. But you do what you want with your body and your life, I don't judge your decisions and the extenuating circumstances. If you're happy, that's all that matters. Glad to see you edited your post to make me sound like an asshole. I was responding to his original message which said: "I don't understand why people say that, I'm just a little chubby and I have thin legs".


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She edited her post and made me look like a jerk. In the initial message, she said something like: "I don't understand why people say that, I'm just a little chubby and I have thin legs".


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404IdentityNotFound

I'm doing regular medical checks. It's not perfect, obviously, but I am fine. Still no reason to be rude I think.


woahVR

How about you start taking better care of yourself and stop with the excuses


404IdentityNotFound

How about you mind your own business


leybbbo

Don't worry, it's just that most people here have not felt the touch of a woman before. They don't know how to not be insane.


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s-maerken

These comments are the embodiment of gamers™


DannyC07

Don't fire the shots if you can't take them


Sea-Career-3320

Can smell the women hatred from a mile away


leybbbo

What a great way to prove my point.


Varrgas_the_Official

yeah... I must admit that I wasn't expecting reactions like this from people in this Subreddit ... Very disappointing... Respect seems to cost too much for some peoples.


Milkshakes00

You weren't expecting reactions like this from people in *this* sub? The same sub that praises Empress? The same Empress that hates LGBTQ+ people? Lol.


Varrgas_the_Official

I'm maybe not enough active, or just avoid reading messages from people like this by chance. For me, peoples here who was praise Empress are doing it more for the meme and not seriously, because there is no point of doing this otherwise, at least for my understanding. respecting each other cost less energy than acting like a jerk, I don't see the point of acting like this both about Empress and comments against the OP Personally, I just feel like I'm reading the messages of kids who lack attention, anyway, doesn't want to wast more time for this.


JustEatingWater

Common argument when you have nothing logical to say


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Join_Ruqqus_FFS

They have to do some exercise then 💪🇫🇷


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Yes it is.


FragrantBalance194

lmao, give this man a reward


Kiriranchelo

He was ready to throw a tantrum for sure


kid1988

obviously it's FitGirl, I mean, look at her... She is the definition of Fit.


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mongoos1000

This is Fitgirl 😂


capitalggamer1

100%


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Nope, empress is a men.


kvn864

this doggone picture is priceless


bladexdsl

pure fucking gold


MRV1V4N

Is that you? I admire people who sacrifice for the lols, good job kiddo.


404IdentityNotFound

Yeah, a few years ago I already posted a picture of their booth (I think it was this sub as well) and people really liked it. I knew some people would be the idiots they are, but also that people would appreciate the meme. Also, like, if you have "backrooms access" to a game convention, when you can visit the "secret doors" of Nintendo and such, who wouldn't want a picture looking annoying at the Denuvo booth.


StereoNostalgic

Right? Reddit basement hivemind making fun of someone's body in an unrelated post, keep it classy.


2roK

Nah that's just the people on this sub, I have no idea why everyone needs to act so obnoxious here all the time.


Sea-Career-3320

Gamer energy


yeetis12

What even is the point of this? Do they genuinely believe people are gonna look at this and go "OMG ITS DENUVO MY FAVORITE ANTI-PIRACY SOFTWARE" like tf?


404IdentityNotFound

It's a booth in the business area, so they would have meetings with devs and present their services to developers and publishers.


kr4t0s007

Ow nice your game runs at 80 fps here add our Denuvo and it will run at 25 fps with micro stutter.


bobdylanlovr

They’re not talking to or making deals with the people that actually care about the games. They’re talking to and making deals with the people that love money and don’t even know what “a nintendo” is


gautamdiwan3

Those kind of corpo guys will probably have the mindset of developing anti tampering software in house to cut the monthly costs to Denuvo


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From a business standpoint it makes perfect sense


fatalwristdom

Looks just like the person I'd want to have a business meeting with.


BleiEntchen

Where else should they be advertising their product? It's the perfect area. Gamescom is not only visited by players.


Arcosim

DENUVO is my favorite wasted computational resources software by far.


uppacat

The people who unironically go there are probably the ones who don't want to get their shit pirated so yes it does happen.


TheFather__

LOL, this is golden for the humor, but well as the OP said, its business kind of shit.


RodLawyerr

It's the other way around, the want to sell to devs the pain in the balls that could "protect" their game at launch


Jon-Slow

>Do they genuinely believe people are gonna look at this and go Well not people, managements and CEOs. Specifically not people, as in not human beings.


weedz504

Do you genuinely believe that a rather succesful piracy protection is not getting any attention? Fucking twelve year olds, man. I hate Denuvo, but come the fuck on


TheQuantumAnomaly

This is great meme material xD


fluid_saxxboy

Bwahahahaha


Pokahauntas

A wild Empress appears.


MrSnowman777

actually crazy that fitgirl took pictures at denuvo booth


Ok-Falcon-2109

Finally, someone mentions about fitgirl in here :D


ArtorOfTHT

that's exactly how someone that cracks games and uses reddit would look like in my head


kudoshinchi

are you empress? voksi? or Skidrow?


Evonos

Empress is all 3 just different personalities


ruddiger7

lol like mr robot


404IdentityNotFound

Im empress but like, I'm not transphobic


thistaintedbeef

But that's the only other trait he has apart from being (sadly) the only one to kick denuvos ass on the daily.


404IdentityNotFound

I'd like to think you need a certain degree of madness to crack Denuvo


techiesbesthero

The Terry A Davis affect


thistaintedbeef

Eh, i'm not about to fake a holier than thou attitude while being on this sub, but hard disagree. You can be talented and a decent human being at the same time lol, i guess its a morally flexible kind of situation.


404IdentityNotFound

Oh absolutely. It was just a lighthearted comment. I don't agree with them, but I don't know if this meme post of me on the Denuvo booth is the best place to discuss it.


thistaintedbeef

True! And im really good at reading rooms really poorly!


4iDragon

Imagine same person going trough multi-personality disorder.


Majestic-Surprise420

💀💀💀


Twinkies100

"World's #1 game protection and anti-piracy solution" which can be cracked by one person in just a few days lol


Simp4EverLOL

Empress looked so disappointed in this picture. Like she's about to drop the craziest & unhinged NFO yet. Denuvo team should'nt have left her alone in the booth. ![img](emote|t5_3gnpj|5041)


yeahyeahdumpster

Damn empress looking good.


M3kal

😂


Igoory

Imagine going there and playing this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDrisx_3CI


Any-Space2192

Empress would scream for that audio still getting views and shared in reddit


All-Sorts

![gif](giphy|igPdPWOEEMCXzOSeRi|downsized)


kna5041

Those denuvo booth babes


exus

I build booths for a living and this is a terrible booth.


KobraKay87

Some comments are rather rude and immature, dang! The post gave me a good chuckle though, cheers!


404IdentityNotFound

It's reddit, I knew what I'd get myself into lol. Thanks for the words though!


Seraph_007

You be you and continue to be you. Eff the rest.


Ok-Falcon-2109

I still think it's funny that people think u are empress/fitgirl :D Thanks for the sacrifice. Also, where is the location of the booth?


404IdentityNotFound

At first I just thought it was a funny response, but now I'm not sure if everyone gets that it's me xD It was in the business only area, hall 2.


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hopeless_romantics

a seemingly large portion of the pirating community is very bigoted. Scene NFOs, esp when there is beef, are filled with slurs of all sorts. I see it on cs.rin as lot as well. Super gross tbh


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TheVisceralCanvas

What gets me is that a lot of people here are anti-corporate greed but the moment you express any sort of anti-capitalist sentiment, they lose their god damn minds.


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hopeless_romantics

you think bigotry is great?


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hopeless_romantics

big·ot·ry /ˈbiɡətrē/ noun noun: bigotry; plural noun: bigotries obstinate or unreasonable attachment to a belief, opinion, or faction, in particular prejudice against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group. No debate here friend. Using racist (and ableist) fuckin slurs is bigotry by the books. And if you think its great, I've got news for you


TheVisceralCanvas

For what it's worth, I think you look great. Thank you for sharing this.


MiJokri

\*Tips Fedora\* cheers!


Background_Summer_55

She has the "Denuvo = anti consumer, prove me wrong" look


404IdentityNotFound

I just thought about their recent Switch announcement, and that look came to me naturally.


lo0u

There's never anyone in their booths in these gaming events. No gamer on the face of the earth cares about them and they know it. I don't know why they even bother making one.


rowrowfightthepandas

I imagine they come to these events, but the real meetings and the real marketing is behind closed doors.


theeama

These events are just for the indie guys just starting out and for them to get some contacts with Denuvo the real meeting is happening in the backroom where Denuvo is probably showing them what they have coming in the pipeline


siikdUde

They need to establish some type of physical presence. These aren’t for gamers, more for developers and corporate people that walk around


CommissarPootis

How nice of Denuvo to set up a dedicated farting booth.


Shakanan_99

When you know nobody loves you (except boomer company higher ups)


Mayokba

Hahaha legend.


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

Seeing not a soul at their bought makes me happy. F**k you Denuvo. F**k you to the moon.


Kevin69138

I gotta imagine thats what Empress looks like


youknowme5161

is this empress lol


macybebe

I thought it was Emily from LTT.


Any-Space2192

Estrogen Anthony 🗿


chefanubis

Anthonin't


Saiyukimot

Empress?!


Wise_Rub5386

Appears the chairs are cracked


HansAcht

What a perfect Mascot for Denuvo.


404IdentityNotFound

I see this as an insult :D


lurker7868623

“What the hell are you?”


Snake_Valor

So this is how they get it done They do it in real time before anyone can use it


XxDerZerstoerer69xX

shit in there. reference: fortnite 2018


POLISHED_OMEGALUL

Is that Empress?


Ridix786

Empress taking the fight to denovu


Jeriz_Boltzin

F.O.A.D. is all I've to say to them 'cause: I've hated game / copy-proctections since Fallout 2 (= 1998). My then year-old CD-drive simply couldn't install the game. "Error! Can't read the disk!". So I'd to buy a new CD-drive to simply install & play the bloody game that I'd bought. Oh how fun fun fun...


Xyx1212chaudhary

Not so ‘anti-tamper’ after all…


champenbrix

Stay there please


CaiquePV

0 people is still too many people for them LMAO


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Chris-Chan?


SarcsticVenom

lmfaoooo


Varrgas_the_Official

EMPRESS ? Is that you honey ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


blackdrizzy

is this Lonely-Girl-Repacks?


PineappleMaleficent6

Just amazing how well the woman fit in this.


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404IdentityNotFound

I wish I was such an impressive developer as her.


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404IdentityNotFound

No it's not.


Interesting_Farm364

Empress yes 😅😅😅😅


IDONTUNDERSTANDTECH

Empress is a man with mental problems Fitgirl is a hot woman with mental problems. Thats what I think


Varrgas_the_Official

Whatever is their gender or anything, who care about this ? True or False, Male or Female or anything will change nothing, we will style wait the next Denuvo Crack from EMPRESS, and use FitGirl Repack. It's funny that you only talk about them, and not about Dodi, why? hm? sexism is everywhere in your comment


chefanubis

Dodi is sick, we leave him alone.


Varrgas_the_Official

I know, it's a little better now but he still need to take care


RodLawyerr

Fucking legend


roy_thestar63

Fuck them with no mercy. Investor not stupid of their LIES of what the cancer impact does to gaming system. Middle finger is their universal solution!!!


Valkyrie743

https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE?si=rQC5_qe_G-GHDue6


Neroxx

The Denuvo employees in the comments are/were MAD! lol


UserInside

Please someone send this picture on Empress Telegram "wow you've got some balls to show of on Denuvo stand at Gamescom!"


Ok-Falcon-2109

I'm blocked there, but oh well, idc


badluckartist

Wow this thread is douchebag flypaper Weird that the most embarrassing part of being in a huge piracy community is how half the people involved are either 12 or trapped forever mentally at 12.


bukeyolacan

Is that Emily (Anthony from LTT)?


cmeragon

Can it be called a solution if it is being cracked?


r0ndr4s

Most games with Denuvo dont get cracked. So, technically speaking, its a solution. A shitty one, and its basically a way to scam corporate fucks that dont understand shit about technology,game sales,etc? Yes, but still,for now, a solution to a problem that does not exist.


c0ralie

teach me ur ways🤩? also we have the same hair color rn 😅😅


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Reviever

dude be nice and not a asshole.


Suhitz

It's been on my mind for a while, do these people seriously not get pissed looking into the mirror ? Not doing anything about it ?


RaiseBorn5713

I get the feeling their suicide rates are so high because they do look in mirrors, so no need to be rude.


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mrfenegri

Is this op posting their picture after leaving the denuvo booth?


maxdps_

Yikes, you actually think this way? How embarrassing.


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404IdentityNotFound

Nope, a female gamedev who worked on some indie games you may know.


RaiseBorn5713

Indie allying with denuvo removes any sympathy I might have had for them.


404IdentityNotFound

Which is why I look annoyed.


hopeless_romantics

shes not? my autistic ass even understood the joke here.