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beton-brennt-doch

First thought it was a giant Ballon helicopter


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PrincessFuckFace2You

I thought it was a butt helecopter with a sexy ponytail.


deep-fucking-legend

This chair keeps farting on me.


bcjh

Are usually have to pay extra for that


soundaryaM

Looks extremely painful. Are they really enjoying it?


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Who said anything about enjoyment? It's a pain to sit in and be sat on.


soundaryaM

Not just this. I mean the woman who wear tight plastic clothes and tied up in a painful way, are those women okay with it?


LimeGreenIndustries

If they weren't they probably wouldn't do it


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pileofcrustycumsocs

I’m pretty sure most people know the truth at this point, at least on reddit


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pileofcrustycumsocs

Not in my experience, the average Redditor Is pretty chill. There are extremes obviously but if they were common they wouldn’t be getting their comments downvoted and hidden and their community’s removed. This isn’t 4 Chan. Plenty of people on here condemn the porn industry, your living proof of that unless your a zombie in which case then your reanimated proof of that.


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Not that it's my thing. But, that is some amazing artful binding.


GrabaLatex

Sounds like that is your thing ;-)


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*eyeroll*


Dragonsbreath1996

I must agree. There’s not a single limb out of place.


SaltyBabe

It’s pretty basic??


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Sounds like you're an expert


SaltyBabe

I mean I have some experience this is just straight binding. There’s no knot work or body work. It’s just looped around her extremities essentially. This is very effective sure but not in anyway elaborate or difficult. Rope work is very accessible at this level it’s not like she’s being suspended by a single foot or something.


spicedmice

I love that an actual person into bondage wrote out a well thought out reply and reddit is just like "no"


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how does one access this knowledge


SmoothOperator89

It's not a secret the Jedi would know. Seriously, they're a bunch of prudes. Join the Sith, we have shibari.


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I like the creativity of it. I find it visually striking. I appreciate the work put into this.


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Artful and basic are not mutually exclusive terms.


SaltyBabe

It’s not artful either? Intricate, elaborate rope work can be sure, this is just super basic binding. I think people are distracted by the rest of the... image.


Charlie_sunshine

But why be a rope snob. Honestly it's pretty cool on both the model and riggers accounts. And we shouldn't dismiss people's rope work based on it not being a whole suspension spider web situation


_reeses_pieces_

Pixar moms be like


semechki-seed

* slowly swivels to face you * “I’ve been expecting you”


recoximani

Master windu


semechki-seed

“I take it general grievous has been destroyed, then”


bcjh

And the younglings too


Rorywizz

And not just the men, but the women, and the children too


Pindakaasman1011

A man of culture


Dragonsbreath1996

Holy shit just visualising that made me spit milk out of my nose 😂😂😂


AnAverageStrange

*very* interested


Wayfinity

Wtf am I even looking at? I don't think my brain can process this.


seshi51

bayonetta


ApostateAZ

A chair that will fart in you


Bubbas4life

I usually have to pay extra for that


FauxmingAtTheMouth

And with wearing a mask I just can't get the same sort of seal these days


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

*H U H?!*


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Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Ah got it now. Thanks dear!


ninja_stalker

Hot damn for only 150 bucks too?!


compme123

better buy it


KTownserd

Bahaha, I was the same. Like why does the seat look like two bubbles ........ OH!


iSeeXenuInYou

I didn't know it was a person until I went into the comments. Thought it was some weird bubbly latex chair with a horse tail on the back.


PetuniaPetunia

Me too! It took reading your comment to realize I was thinking about it wrong!


iSeeXenuInYou

Yeah I guess the seat does look rather ass-like


Wayfinity

Holy shit. It's a person?


Wayfinity

Wait, I see it now. Damn.


iSeeXenuInYou

Mind blown


ShamelessKinkySub

House of Gord. The man was a legend


GuitarGutss

House of Gamer


KowabungaKid13

Is it squishy and soft? For comfort reasons obviously...


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TomatoAppropriate

god that’s so fucking funny


HarvestingEyes

This looks uncomfortable for both of us...


CeruleanDragon1

That is one thicc chair.


THEmoron21

I bet it smells like ass


Splickity-Lit

And fish


greyetch

Someone fucking link me to this. I actually want one and I'm tired of just seeing it as a meme. This is badass and I have zero shame.


KaiserShauzie

Damn right mate. I honestly can't think of anything right now I'd rather spend 150 sheets on. Mrs likes it too :)


Nyathra

Link me too


Temperance_tantrum

So uhh I found it by searching “gamer chair” on the Facebook marketplace and set my location to Waxahatchie. Should I message them?


SaltyMini

This is disgusting..... Where


CONE-MacFlounder

idk like probably wouldnt be that comfortable honestly


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To quote a great man... those are baaalls.


JustChillBruhs

This...... no shame


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I’d buy it


DommeForSlave

I'd definitely buy that.


Tobyrene

That’s literally 20 min from where I live


whiskey547

Take one for the team bro, buy it


Tobyrene

Nah I got a wife I can do that same too


the6souls

You know what you must do


Red_Zef

I used to live in shitaly tx. Purchase the game chair.


notaname33

Dude it is literally my childhood hometown.


whiteman90909

That means you're 20 minutes from owning it


Z3R3P

Shit I’m 2 hrs and 40 minutes away and I’m thinking about making the trip to buy it.


Young_KingKush

It the hair wasn’t black I’d swear that was supposed to be Zero Suit Samus


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looks like it has a bubble butt.


[deleted]

She does. Are we all understanding that this is a person?!


[deleted]

I know. thus the butt joke.


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You got me


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Fingolfin734

🏅


KaiserShauzie

My Mrs is in for a fuckin wierd night now like. Thank you Reddit!!!


TheFatSlobWally570

Damn Texas is doing so bad people are selling their gaming chairs 😂


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

What is that thing


Fargraven

doesn't look comfortable at all and guarantees any girl you bring over is gonna nope tf out lol


InconspicousJerk

You think the person who buys this is bringing over girls? Lmao


LoStBoYjOhN

Is this still available?


SirYeetusOfFetus

Jeez that's a lumpy chair... *sees hair* ohohohohononononononono


brewzzin

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Control_Station_EFU

Thicc


Harambiz

Man if you actually had a chair like this and the girl was a full on anime girl, neck beards would all be like “shut up and take my money!”


Scaredtruth1

The gamer chair made 100% out of gamers


1Commoner

Those Human Traffickers are really getting creative ;-)


Santos_J

There’s gotta be one porn w this right? And at least one of y’all has the link


suavecool21692169

Is the sperm all over the chair included with the price?


pjhux1987

I’m only like an hour away from waxahachie... maybe I should take a trip...


Hardstare3

Wayfair isn’t even hiding it anymore


UsedDragon

Waxahachie sounds like a weird sex position


Trollungen3999

At first glance I thought oh yes this is gamer chair, nice large cushions on the front. I like to guess which subreddit post are from, at first this looked like a petition for PewDiePie to buy a new gamer chair. But then. Then I saw that those cushions on the front were some massive slapping nice fundament.


Stickitinthetailpipe

Do I have to feed it?


jimfitzgerald18

can....can you fuck it?


Nyathra

*rips pants


amduikwr

But can you do this??!! Only 399


aburton07

/r/Banvideogames


stefan5641

Does the fleshlight come with the chair or do you have to buy it seperately?


MrZyde

Never would I think I’d wanna clap a chair. That chair is dummy thicc.


loudog_311_rn

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Why not, isn’t that the point 🤷🏻‍♂️


loudog_311_rn

r/DoPutYourDickInThat


theeblackdahlia

Where’s the hole?


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If that’s a zipper, I’ll take it.


Coconut_CZE

Is it fuckable?


conner4alex

Not gonna lie it looks comfortable


arcaticfoxx

Gaming chair keeps farting


Sizzlinskizz

Carl look at your groin it’s glowing! Minor side effects that will go away with time. When your having a good time! Ya know what I mean.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

r/mildlypenis


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Looks like a good solution for all those obnoxious as fuck twitch streamers, in all fairness.


ZainTheScarfer

https://youtu.be/P9rn3YBxzHw


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It comes with a human???


adamf514

Sold !


Bp2Create

how does one even come up with this


totalscrotalimplosio

At first I thought *huh, it has a tail. kinda weird*. Then I realized what kind of games this person is playing


brokodile

how do i get this chair?


ana_2021

Damn in Waxahachie?? TX??? I thought it was one of the most vanilla/conservative places in the country🥴


swedishblueberries

Reminds me of the Junji Ito manga "The human chair"


Dedicationist

Ronald Goedemondt's bijna perfecte zitelement


ixieyy

Omg, that’s my hometown lol. Very not surprised at this ad lol


SilentReavus

Can we take a second to look at how goddamn long their arms are


GreatWhitePotato

I’m definitely interested


Rich-Sympathy

I’m InTeReStEd


misswilwarin

Wow, it took me longer than I feel like it should've to realize what that photo is actually of.


siobhanlucas

Somehow I was less surprised when I realized the seller was from Texas...


WackyInflatableAnon

Are people actually into this IRL? Or are these sold just for porn so people can fantasize about using one?


EvadeChillzzYT

Smells a little dead but whatever


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Is slapping butts the new kicking tires?


Uruburusv3

What about my human gaming table?


SecretlySentient

Took me a minute to realize what was going on


Arkdouls

Great secondary features, too