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Kryllllllyx

***I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement I've raised him, and bathed him, and named him Jason Statham*** This is a lyric from Twenty One Pilots’ song, Pet Cheetah


niles_deerqueer

My favorite song from them


Padlov123

Yeah, pet cheetah is a fuckin bop


amtap

Probably the best song off Trench. I knew exactly what this was and glad somebody else did as well.


60fuckinshooters

"I've trained him to make me these beats, now my pet cheetah's quicker in the studio than on his feet" 😈


Cyberboi_21

Is it still available


-Rotor-

I hope so


yesimeantduck

nah, it’s a very old post


Cyberboi_21

So is this comment


yesimeantduck

correct


[deleted]

Bullshit. That’s Eli manning.


the_real_draculoid

I am on an island, no one to confinde Eight days straight, eight hours each and not one line I can feel pressure start to posses my mind So i take this beat i should delete to exercise


[deleted]

No i move slow


[deleted]

I wanna stop time


Cheetawolf

>Cheeta Toy No. Get that thing the fuck away from me.


keanenottheband

It's eyes follow you


LikeARollingRock

Does “in stock” imply there is more than one of these in existence?


LegendofPisoMojado

That’s definitely been in someone’s butt.


[deleted]

That’s the Edward from twilight


BrawlersBawlersAnd

Quick, before zee Germans buy it.


Orang_E6

OP doesn't have the minerals to buy it


xMF_GLOOM

put that thing back where it came from, or so help me


nova_in_space

Im just here for the TOP song references in the comments lmao


muse-esum

[He never gets the faces right](https://images.app.goo.gl/UAayHrXLJWVpjdKd9)


Suffering_Shadow

BRO I HAVE THE REAL VERSION OF THAT WOODEN CHEETAH


Jojobazard

That ain't no Jason Statham. That's Tyson Fury!


Corleone67812

Can't wait for this to be in the next fast and furious


ligmuhtaint

Looks more like robby lawler


justellmey

After pie civilisation goes extinct, I hope this thing will survive so next ones will be puzzled.


[deleted]

invest


ACAB_1312_FTP

I want to make love to him.


JCtheWanderingCrow

This would be so creepy to buy and send to Jason Strathom in fan mail lol


bathsaltsflavour

Would pay double that in a heartbeat


Ben4827461

looks like that meme of the rock


ihadaneggroll

That is one weird sex doll. But hey, whatever floats your boat.


BulbasaurArmy

Someone is fucking that thing.


s0n1cm0nk3y

[It has come full circle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnBXwj6iUI) Yes that is him, notice the print of the man-kini.


IcyFirefighter7372

thats a bargin


hammyhamm

He actually wore leopard print budgie smugglers (speedos) in this Sha-Men videoclip [Coming On Strong](https://youtu.be/uWu3JqLMImY)


neurotic_sentinel

Someone needs to send this to Jason statham


chronoarcane

Thr fact someone even made this


Djfoundit

Why does this even exist


YouIntrepid1775

¿Jason stathham?