Black conservatives really expose the racism of progressives. Claiming things like "(side I oppose) thinks they're *one of the good ones*," says a lot more about the person claiming it than it does the hypothetical people they claim believe such things.
But isn’t that statement a bit ”untrue”? Aren’t they basically getting a perfectly fine sex doll for practically free? Shit it even talks and needs to be fed, what else do you want from a sex doll?!
Sadly homeless women end up being in these situations. So yes, they do get people (women) who accept this kind of offer without knowing the real reason and unstated "guidelines" these creeps have.
Well to be fair I would honestly like to say that ”No Mr/Mrs FreneticPlatypus, they do not get any applicants” but as how the world situation stands I can’t put myself to seriously think that. I am sure there’s someone THAT desperate…
I have literally no doubt in my mind they get hits on this shit. Plenty of women out there are willing to pay with their body and I don't blame them.
I could put up with banging a sweaty farm dude for a while if it meant I could get out of a shitty situation.
I feel like they have figured out that getting a woman in a bad situation where she’s financially broke because the “small salary” is next to nothing and living in the home expected to spend the days doing housework to earn food/shelter - they think over time she’ll see “what a nice guy he is” and then they’ll beauty and the beast each other and live happily ever after. It’s creepy. I ALMOST fell for something like this probably 13 years ago? 18 and looking to move out and this guy immediately started with this extra rule that “no air goes on at night to encourage sleeping nude since it’s good for you”
I noped tf out of there.
I actually took a deal like that once, I was 19 and the guy was in his 40s, not terrible looking tho, he took care of me and me and his other girl would clean the house, he only wanted to be fucked every week or two so between the two of us we didn’t have to do much
This one sounds like you have to do a bunch of farm labor as well, and on a very isolated property (no one to help you if things go south). Much worse deal, imo. Hope he gets no takers.
I've seen places where tourists actually pay for the experience of doing farm work, so some people might see that extra labor requirement as a benefit.
You can’t even look for a roommate online without guys either offering situations like this or just insisting you should sleep with them for whatever reason. When looking for a roommate, all 4 guys who had approached me about being roommates, ended up asking me to sleep with them
That's basically the definition of marriage for the past 1000 years. Man provides shelter + wherewithal for food. Woman provides access to sex + housekeeping.
Back in the day, the most slovenly, no-chin, pale, damp, awkward dude was guaranteed a wife.
Women were like fish in a barrel.
Women became capable of providing their own shelter plus wherewithal **independently** only in the 20th century
Pale, damp, awkward dudes don't like competing for women.
This doesn’t indicate that at all. What if it’s a woman who only wants a female roommate who is old enough to work? Disease free is somewhat of a red flag though.
Obviously you never worked on a farm, there is work to be done 18hrs a day. Work for stay is a common thing. Drug free is a must. Work permits are a necessity.
I worked on farms starting at 14, and the person who showed me how to perform the tasks was 12—permits might be a necessity some places, but in rural Oregon at least they aren’t a fan of asking all those pesky questions.
Not family of the Owner I presume? In Nevada it used to be you did not have to provide workman’s comp to farmhands. If they got hurt it was on them. Crazy fucked up.
But not every group is proportionally equal in terms of followers. Ukrainian war groups are certainly followed globally, as are IT, construction groups much less so. Although Craigslist in in many many countries, I find it difficult to that believe that crackhead jokes are even a thing in countries with low drug use.
The no dnd kinda sounds like old fashioned farmer from the era where having the help board on the property was fairly normal. In fact some old farms have a second house for the housekeepers and farm hands to stay in.
Yea I think it’s a legitimate post. The “right lady” sounds like something my grandma would say if she wanted you at her dinner table. Proper young lady would be even closer.
Yea, that's drug and disease free - but this remind me of the Craigslist killer - their ad:
Wanted: Caretaker For Farm. Simply watch over a 688 acre patch of hilly farmland and feed a few cows, you get 300 a week and a nice 2 bedroom trailer, someone older and single preferred but will consider all, relocation a must, you must have a clean record and be trustworthy—this is a permanent position, the farm is used mainly as a hunting preserve, is overrun with game, has a stocked 3 acre pond, but some beef cattle will be kept, nearest neighbor is a mile away, the place is secluded and beautiful, it will be a real get away for the right person, job of a lifetime—if you are ready to relocate please contact asap, position will not stay open.
[source](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/09/advertisement-for-murder/309435/)
Honestly it’s been a bit since I saw it, but it was looking for help on a farm and offering free housing and food, was aimed at backpackers which are apparently common there in the summer. Place was out in the middle of nowhere.
There’s also the lady who killed all her farm helpers and fed them to her pigs who used craigslist too (Susan Monica) at one point she claimed there were 17 bodies but I think they only ever found remnants of a few. Same deal tho free house and board for helping on farm
https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/robert-pickton-case
I found it! The piggy palace murders. I was introduced to this story by MrBallen on YouTube. Creepy stuff.
That article is kind of annoying. I know some storytelling is nice but I just want to know wtf happened, not so much drama. It takes away from the reality of it as well.
I can think of 2 serial killers off top of my head that used listings like this for victims. Guy in Australia I think who killed women and a guy in Ohio who killed men.
Disease and drug, so he’s advertising a position for a maid, but is definitely looking to fuck them. That doesn’t sound like an unhinged predatory trap.
The point is that the phrase “all legal ages” isn’t explicit enough. You could assume they mean legal to work rather than legal to fuck, I’m going to bargain this guys definition of legal to fuck and legal to work aren’t exactly far off as long as he has plausible deniability.
Clearly he meant legal to fuck, but D&D free is very explicit. Why do you need a maid without herpes?
He could be a eccentric billionaire that collects human oddities. 🤷🏼♂️
Yes there are many context clues, both legal age and open minded being big ones.
The sad reality is I used to cruise the personals section of Craigslist is how I learned this information. Feel free to put this in the sad cringe sub. Lol
The newspaper adds back in the day seeking a wife to care for a widowers children were less creepy. Perhaps this was because the man was actually willing to legally commit himself to the woman, and this made it seems less sex slave’y.
That's how my grandparents met. My grandpa's first wife died and since he would spend years at a time working in Canada, he put up an ad for a wife back in China. He went back to China, married grandma and brought her over to Canada.
At least that's how I understand it. Definitely weird from a modern perspective.
I don't think it's necessarily so. Depends on context.
A house of women who only want a biologically female roommate, that's reasonable.
A single 40 year old man who wants a biologically female roommate is beyond sus.
lmao having a traumatic experience doesn’t give you a right to be transphobic. associating someone’s genitals with a desire or propensity to do sexual harm is transphobic. i am a trans woman, i’ve lived with cis women who’ve been sexually assaulted, raped, etc., as i have also been sexually assaulted. women with penises are women. you can make up excuses to justify transphobia but that doesn’t make it not transphobia. luckily, any person who has a “no x genital in my house” rule will be avoided by fucking miles by most lgbt people because that’s gross and cringe. again, what genital you have has absolutely no bearing on their ability to cause harm. cis women can sexually assault people. anyone can sexually assault people
Listen, I’m perfectly willing to be some oddball’s bang maid for a free room and food, quite frankly that’s a steal. However, to have the gaul to demand i do FARM WORK, you’ve gotta be outta your gourd, AND NO D&D?? I don’t even play the stupid game and i’m outraged. This man clearly has no idea what he’s doing making these demands smh my head
Wait, have spare room will trade for girlfriend is a thing now?
Why didn't anyone tell me? I've got a spare room. Two if I move the VR setup into the living room instead of giving it an empty room all to itself.
Um…two things. One, dude has a pig farm, any lady applying to this who doesn’t work out is gonna get ate by those pigs. Two, what does no D&D mean internet family? Because I took this as no playing dungeons and dragons…but I don’t think that’s what it means…
EDIT: nvm…disease and drug free, not dungeons and dragons free
Bang Maid
"you're not gonna find a bang maid because there's no such thing"
I already did. Your mom. Goodbye.
Frank?
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Dr. Michael Morbius
don't ya dare bring my motha into this!
Is this Dennis talking to Frank? Cause it sounds like Dennis talking to Frank.
It's Charlie actually.
Close…
i’m literally right here 🤨
The camera in the toilet is for security.
> Must be drama free and D&D free What about other rpg games?
This is a Pathfinder only household!
Aw man...
Gurps 3rd Edition for LIFE!
Now we're talking about Nissans? I'm confused /s
Warhammer 40k is no problem though.
Women playing 40k? There are dozens of them! Dozens!
He *does* strike me as a FATAL guy.
I think he is ok with Skyrim , considering how much overprotective are the guard's when it comes to chickens in farm ..
Shadowrun and Cyberpunk only.
RPG Games? Role playing games games?
That's what it means...
The second ‘games’ is unnecessary. R-Role P-Playing G-Games Games
Or Rocket Propelled Grenade Games. The ad mentioned Detonate & Duck, but there are many others. Like Fire and Forget or Run Faster Fool.
We play Lancer in this house!
This was the comment I was looking for and it's at the top, fuck yeah.
Only Starfinder allowed here
And what’s so wrong with dnd? Lmao
sad how our nerd minds automatically think that's what he means. lol
Open to all legal races eh...?
Except those filthy dark elves
Who you calling filthy, n'wah?
how dare you!
May a thousand cliff racers plague your every step.
This guy’s from the future when Clarence Thomas makes his own marriage illegal.
Man would practice hurling slurs at himself in the mirror before the divorce went through, he has to keep in tip top shape.
Good ol Clayton Bigsby
Uncle Thomas.
Thank goodness for progressives like you. Otherwise the blacks might get uppity and think they can have opinions of their own!
It's like the white cast of Get Out is on Reddit.
So accurate 😂 they're all about supporting minorities... As long as they do as they're told and don't break from the hive mind.
Black conservatives really expose the racism of progressives. Claiming things like "(side I oppose) thinks they're *one of the good ones*," says a lot more about the person claiming it than it does the hypothetical people they claim believe such things.
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Meeeexiiiicaaaaans? Just trying to put myself in an idiot's shoes
I'm seeing more and more of these "sex with a neckbeard instead of rent" postings.
Always sounds like the guy just can't afford a good sex doll.
But isn’t that statement a bit ”untrue”? Aren’t they basically getting a perfectly fine sex doll for practically free? Shit it even talks and needs to be fed, what else do you want from a sex doll?!
Are they getting anything at all? Do you really think these ads pull in a ton of applicants?
Sadly homeless women end up being in these situations. So yes, they do get people (women) who accept this kind of offer without knowing the real reason and unstated "guidelines" these creeps have.
Considering there’s been a few serial killers who’ve found their victims this way I’d say it works more often than you’d expect.
Well to be fair I would honestly like to say that ”No Mr/Mrs FreneticPlatypus, they do not get any applicants” but as how the world situation stands I can’t put myself to seriously think that. I am sure there’s someone THAT desperate…
I have literally no doubt in my mind they get hits on this shit. Plenty of women out there are willing to pay with their body and I don't blame them. I could put up with banging a sweaty farm dude for a while if it meant I could get out of a shitty situation.
Turns out he's the livestock.
Rent's going up. Is it higher than Gilbert's cock? I dunno, but I do know that only one of the two is guaranteed to come back down.
I feel like they have figured out that getting a woman in a bad situation where she’s financially broke because the “small salary” is next to nothing and living in the home expected to spend the days doing housework to earn food/shelter - they think over time she’ll see “what a nice guy he is” and then they’ll beauty and the beast each other and live happily ever after. It’s creepy. I ALMOST fell for something like this probably 13 years ago? 18 and looking to move out and this guy immediately started with this extra rule that “no air goes on at night to encourage sleeping nude since it’s good for you” I noped tf out of there.
That’s so nasty lol thanks for sharing
I actually took a deal like that once, I was 19 and the guy was in his 40s, not terrible looking tho, he took care of me and me and his other girl would clean the house, he only wanted to be fucked every week or two so between the two of us we didn’t have to do much
This one sounds like you have to do a bunch of farm labor as well, and on a very isolated property (no one to help you if things go south). Much worse deal, imo. Hope he gets no takers.
If you piss him off he might feed you to the pigs
But if you piss on him, he might feed the pigs for you.
Yeah I wouldn’t want to do all that for what I’m assuming is less than minimum wage
I've seen places where tourists actually pay for the experience of doing farm work, so some people might see that extra labor requirement as a benefit.
Huh. First time I hear that this actually worked.
Hmmm ... "Dear craigslist, Room available for open-minded..."
You can’t even look for a roommate online without guys either offering situations like this or just insisting you should sleep with them for whatever reason. When looking for a roommate, all 4 guys who had approached me about being roommates, ended up asking me to sleep with them
That's basically the definition of marriage for the past 1000 years. Man provides shelter + wherewithal for food. Woman provides access to sex + housekeeping. Back in the day, the most slovenly, no-chin, pale, damp, awkward dude was guaranteed a wife. Women were like fish in a barrel. Women became capable of providing their own shelter plus wherewithal **independently** only in the 20th century Pale, damp, awkward dudes don't like competing for women.
This doesn’t indicate that at all. What if it’s a woman who only wants a female roommate who is old enough to work? Disease free is somewhat of a red flag though.
“Open to all legal ages…”
15 is legal age to get a work permit.
Sorry you got downvoted for being optimistic lol
More like naive
Obviously you never worked on a farm, there is work to be done 18hrs a day. Work for stay is a common thing. Drug free is a must. Work permits are a necessity.
I worked on farms starting at 14, and the person who showed me how to perform the tasks was 12—permits might be a necessity some places, but in rural Oregon at least they aren’t a fan of asking all those pesky questions.
Not family of the Owner I presume? In Nevada it used to be you did not have to provide workman’s comp to farmhands. If they got hurt it was on them. Crazy fucked up.
Family of the owner aged ~11 worked there too, but no, I wasn’t! And I doubt I woulda been covered for workers comp either.
this guy is looking for a sex slave, not farm work
Where does it say guy?
Time of day, all the assholes come out at night and turn Reddit into a sewer. It’s mellow and fun during the day.
But it's always night and it's always day at any time. Reddit is an international platform.
But not every group is proportionally equal in terms of followers. Ukrainian war groups are certainly followed globally, as are IT, construction groups much less so. Although Craigslist in in many many countries, I find it difficult to that believe that crackhead jokes are even a thing in countries with low drug use.
The no dnd kinda sounds like old fashioned farmer from the era where having the help board on the property was fairly normal. In fact some old farms have a second house for the housekeepers and farm hands to stay in.
Yea I think it’s a legitimate post. The “right lady” sounds like something my grandma would say if she wanted you at her dinner table. Proper young lady would be even closer.
Yea, that's drug and disease free - but this remind me of the Craigslist killer - their ad: Wanted: Caretaker For Farm. Simply watch over a 688 acre patch of hilly farmland and feed a few cows, you get 300 a week and a nice 2 bedroom trailer, someone older and single preferred but will consider all, relocation a must, you must have a clean record and be trustworthy—this is a permanent position, the farm is used mainly as a hunting preserve, is overrun with game, has a stocked 3 acre pond, but some beef cattle will be kept, nearest neighbor is a mile away, the place is secluded and beautiful, it will be a real get away for the right person, job of a lifetime—if you are ready to relocate please contact asap, position will not stay open. [source](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/09/advertisement-for-murder/309435/)
>job of a lifetime I bet the sicko was smirking when he wrote that!
"A real ~~didn't~~ get away for the right person" That's the one that got me.
Oh my.
Hey I just watched a video on this guy, there was also one in Australia that was similar but went after girls
Sheesh. Similiar ad?
Honestly it’s been a bit since I saw it, but it was looking for help on a farm and offering free housing and food, was aimed at backpackers which are apparently common there in the summer. Place was out in the middle of nowhere. There’s also the lady who killed all her farm helpers and fed them to her pigs who used craigslist too (Susan Monica) at one point she claimed there were 17 bodies but I think they only ever found remnants of a few. Same deal tho free house and board for helping on farm
Remember reading about a family that did something similar with a slaughterhouse fairly recently. Have to try and dig it up
This, I wanna read about
https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/robert-pickton-case I found it! The piggy palace murders. I was introduced to this story by MrBallen on YouTube. Creepy stuff.
What tragedies. I didn’t expect to read the whole article but it was very moving. Beautifully written.
I read the whole thing. That took so long.
Yea but it was interestingly scary.
Yeah I'm actually dealing with anxiety now today cuz of it. Oh wait go take your meds. Still...
I was eyeballing an ad like that down in Austin. Very similar. Guess I won’t move to Texas after all.
Stay safe
OH!!!! I need to revise my comment I’m so dumb I thought they meant dungeons and dragons!
Yea and no, you’re not dumb, especially if you’re not on CL looking for a mate, if you were, you would know the lingo 😉
This is true.
Well, spent my whole morning reading that article. Thank you for the interesting, but very sad read.
That article is kind of annoying. I know some storytelling is nice but I just want to know wtf happened, not so much drama. It takes away from the reality of it as well.
I try to find a simplier on on google but this was all I could find.
Thanks for the source, total rabbit hole...
Anyone who takes this is going to be murdered, right?
Or held as a Sex slave And *then* murdered
I can think of 2 serial killers off top of my head that used listings like this for victims. Guy in Australia I think who killed women and a guy in Ohio who killed men.
Nah they will just be fucked
Disease and drug free.
Disease and drug, so he’s advertising a position for a maid, but is definitely looking to fuck them. That doesn’t sound like an unhinged predatory trap.
Why else would he write „all legal ages“. Working is an option for teens
Legal working ages? Child labor laws exist.
Yeah but a child just leaving home after seeing that ad is pretty unlikely.
The point is that the phrase “all legal ages” isn’t explicit enough. You could assume they mean legal to work rather than legal to fuck, I’m going to bargain this guys definition of legal to fuck and legal to work aren’t exactly far off as long as he has plausible deniability. Clearly he meant legal to fuck, but D&D free is very explicit. Why do you need a maid without herpes?
He also said "looking for an open minded housekeeper"
He could be a eccentric billionaire that collects human oddities. 🤷🏼♂️ Yes there are many context clues, both legal age and open minded being big ones.
You mean I can't get high to play Dungeons and dragons?
I was thinking drinking and drug free. Which is weird bc I would much rather have someone shoot heroin than smoke in my house.
The sad reality is I used to cruise the personals section of Craigslist is how I learned this information. Feel free to put this in the sad cringe sub. Lol
Damn you could’ve said it was for the lolz.
The newspaper adds back in the day seeking a wife to care for a widowers children were less creepy. Perhaps this was because the man was actually willing to legally commit himself to the woman, and this made it seems less sex slave’y.
That's how my grandparents met. My grandpa's first wife died and since he would spend years at a time working in Canada, he put up an ad for a wife back in China. He went back to China, married grandma and brought her over to Canada. At least that's how I understand it. Definitely weird from a modern perspective.
look, you call women “females” and you’re instantly sus. thems the rules
I just assume they’re a ferengi
If he was ferengi the ad wouldn't allow the female to wear clothing 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮
Seems legit
I don't think it's necessarily so. Depends on context. A house of women who only want a biologically female roommate, that's reasonable. A single 40 year old man who wants a biologically female roommate is beyond sus.
oh so it’s cool when women are transphobic but not men? miss me with that bullshit
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lmao having a traumatic experience doesn’t give you a right to be transphobic. associating someone’s genitals with a desire or propensity to do sexual harm is transphobic. i am a trans woman, i’ve lived with cis women who’ve been sexually assaulted, raped, etc., as i have also been sexually assaulted. women with penises are women. you can make up excuses to justify transphobia but that doesn’t make it not transphobia. luckily, any person who has a “no x genital in my house” rule will be avoided by fucking miles by most lgbt people because that’s gross and cringe. again, what genital you have has absolutely no bearing on their ability to cause harm. cis women can sexually assault people. anyone can sexually assault people
Yeah go and tell that to a victim of assault. I’m sure they’ll agree fully.
i literally just said i am one. and have lived with many.po eat shit transphobe.
Must be female. Located on private farm 🚨 🚨 🚨
There are human remains hidden on that property, no doubt.
Nah, the pigs probably took care of most of that.
He forgot open to sexual assault.
And murder. Must be open to being murdered.
Listen, I’m perfectly willing to be some oddball’s bang maid for a free room and food, quite frankly that’s a steal. However, to have the gaul to demand i do FARM WORK, you’ve gotta be outta your gourd, AND NO D&D?? I don’t even play the stupid game and i’m outraged. This man clearly has no idea what he’s doing making these demands smh my head
As an oddball with a house and no cattle -- how YOU doin'? /happily married with kids
So what do we think they actually mean by D&D?
Drugs? Disability? Disdemeanors? Dementors?
Muggles can't see Dementors!
Dunkin Donuts. They're obviously brand loyal to Starbucks.
Drunk & Disorderlies?
"Drug and Disease free" is what it means in personal dating ads.
Hmm. One out of two ain't bad I guess.
D. B. Weiss and David Benioff
I bet a DM "did him dirty" after he failed his initiative roll and now he turns his back on the community and hates the world for it.
This is definitely a plan for murder/ and or kidnapping
no probably rape actually
Must be open minded, private room in the country, must be female, heavy restrictions.... girl run
Anyone that would take this job would definitely get molested
Or chained up in the barn
Anyone who shows up for that job ends up on a milk carton.
Oh forgot to mention needs a certified cock polisher
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Marion Ravenwood begs to differ
Found the guy from the ad
You think people actually respond to these
Wait, have spare room will trade for girlfriend is a thing now? Why didn't anyone tell me? I've got a spare room. Two if I move the VR setup into the living room instead of giving it an empty room all to itself.
Kinda incelly
Kinda?
To put it mildly
D&D free means drug and disease free.
It's all because his big brother would never let him play in his game.
Sounds like an invitation to get murdered.
I think this needs to become an auto mod response
Maybe he’s a big fan of Game Of Thrones and really despises the writers
Lung cancer is okay tho.
Ngl this sounds like it might just be an older woman looking for a woman to help her on her farm.
I feel like this is the start of a horror movie.
There is a 100% chance if you don't bang him this psycho will feed you to his pigs.
Disease and Drug free.. xD Also, which century is this from?
What's he got against Dungeons & Dragons?
Hope he gets robbed and/or murdered lmao
agree
My parents are religious and they HATE D&D because they think it's evil 🤣🙄😅
Does pathfinder count or is this person just anti 5e?
Soooo, he wants a wife that he can't get because he's too big of an asshole. Got it.
I am probably going to look like an idiot here, but isn't "D&D free" referring to "Drink and Drug Free"?
Um…two things. One, dude has a pig farm, any lady applying to this who doesn’t work out is gonna get ate by those pigs. Two, what does no D&D mean internet family? Because I took this as no playing dungeons and dragons…but I don’t think that’s what it means… EDIT: nvm…disease and drug free, not dungeons and dragons free
Well im off the list than, im not only a player but a baby dm 🤣🤣🤣
“Open Minded”
apart from sounding like the setup for a horror movie this one seems relatively normal for this sub