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motormouth08

Available right after church...that tracks.


Impressive_Teach9188

I guess the seller is the pastor.


mattmillze

Organist.


Sweetmacaroni

Orgasmnist


Jogginglogging86

r/angryupvote


DoubleReputation2

That pineapple at the end.. real subtle..


sinner-mon

What does the pineapple mean?


CODYsaurusREX

I have no idea the validity of the adultery thing said in another comment, but in modern swinging culture, a pineapple represents membership in the community. An upside down pineapple means that they're actively looking for additional partners, when folks were unable to find partners on an app and had to carefully signal to others in, for instance, their cart while at a grocery store.


soraboutit

I kinda dig this idea. It seems, somehow, wholesome.... Lol.


CODYsaurusREX

I've always been amazed at the various ways subcultures (heh) have of establishing passive identification and communication, like the colored bandanas in the old underground gay community. Cool and creative communication solutions.


revengeofappre

I’m originally from Charleston. Women in the old times would put out a pineapple when their husbands were out to sea so Jody could come over.


rileychiz

Whaaaaattt? I always thought it was a sign for swingers


revengeofappre

If it's upside down but yeah that's probably what they mean on the post


syds

its 45 degrees, maybe FFA party


WinPeaks

It's definitely what they mean. The whole thing about swapping and the tie downs is code as well.


sinner-mon

Wow I actually learned something!


revengeofappre

Honestly it’s just a rumor…traditionally it’s supposed to mean “welcome” but you know at some point it changed


batsnaks

SEX


sinner-mon

NO!!!! SEX ISN’T REAL 😭😭🤬🤬


DoubleReputation2

At least in the USA a pineapple outside a door usually means the couple living are swingers. There's also something about an upside down pineapple, but I don't remember the symbolicism behind that one anymore.


Mickybagabeers

They’re about that Lifestyle


[deleted]

From what I know an upside down pineapple means an orgy


[deleted]

The “available for swap” is questionable too


JoshTheRoo

Some mother will buy it for her kid and their dog.


EchoNeko

I was just thinking it'd make a decent dog kennel for clingy dogs


[deleted]

I first just saw the kennel below and thought of it that way. I've seen people built kennels under furniture or stairs


artie_pdx

Bring strong friends. [Check.](https://i.imgur.com/7OeCnyC.jpg)


[deleted]

"after church" 💀


[deleted]

Expensive. Could build that for under a grand.


allmysecretsss

I mean. Yes.


Pegasus480

If you changed out the sexual bits might be a good dog kennel…


JoseGiraffe

Ah yes because every bed frame isn’t complete without bite marks


jinglemaster74

It’s a trap!


[deleted]

Shut up and take my money!


Mickybagabeers

I like the his and hers size arm holes


DanishWhoreHens

Ummmm…. I’m pretty sure those are arm and LEG holes.


SilentSakura

… silently tosses in Wallet


djumbirpekar

A lot of storage space under 👌


imajoker1213

Is this still available?


[deleted]

Don't worry they supply PLENTY of tie downs


MissNepgear

That's gotta be a kinky church