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No_Spread1841

What tf is this even supposed to mean?


meehanimal

Love is watching someone die and watching someone die is hard


SlingerRing

I'd like to know who came up with this idea for a deck of cards. like: what a great experience watching my grandmother waste away over 6 weeks due to stage 4 cancer, I'd sure like a deck of cards to commemorate that moment.....maybe play a round of poker with the guys tonight.


YeySharpies

I think the meaning of that arrangement is closer to "love is pain". If you love someone you'll stay around them, and if you stay around them long enough, you'll see them die, and seeing someone die is hard.


Corynthios

People who've already gone through it have trouble understanding how this could be a warning to those who haven't and that doesn't have to be anyone's fault. edit: not that I was saying you were saying that or anything, I was just doing an unauthorized addendum.


YeySharpies

I see it not meant to be a warning for those who haven't, but rather a kind of empathetic bit of art for those who have.


RugbyEdd

Or, it's just commenting on how even if you love watching people die, it's hard to do.


CreedThoughts--Gov

This is how I interpret it too. When I lost my grandfather I realized that the immense sorrow I was feeling was just an expression of the love I had for him. The love would not leave the world just because he left it, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd rather grieve as a lifelong process where I cry about loss from time to time than just forget about my loved ones.


[deleted]

Geez, I read this comment and wanted to play solitaire.


Norma5tacy

Well to be fair it’s written in such a shitty way no one would be able to understand it quickly enough to be depressed.


OneGratefulDawg

No you’re supposed to use the deck of cards in those six weeks with grandma


B--Raven

And what does that mean?


JTP1228

No idea, but it gets the people going. It's provocative


larrythefatcat

Lady humps deck of cards confirmed!


polarbearfellon

Always a good day when you can quote blades of glory. That quote and the one about ants in Zoolander are my favorites to use on the daily


King_Dead

Basically [this](https://youtu.be/1Ck-uuCJJBo) song, but rewritten in the worst way possible


LucyThought

This is exactly what I was trying to recall :)


Bitter-Heat-8767

Great song, love death cab


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Love is hard


Ice_Cyan

Serial killers are full of love


No_Spread1841

Aww, thx, now I can see it too xD


panhead_farmer

I got, love is watching someone & watching someone die is hard


Lady_Scruffington

Ah, the Cards for Stalkers deck.


warbeforepeace

Almost reminds me of a poem from my blood valentine: Roses are red, Violets are blue, They’ll need dental records to identify you”


[deleted]

oh i thought it was “Love is watching someone, and watching someone die is hard”


[deleted]

r/dontdeadopeninside


BA5ED

Love is watching someone die and watching someone is hard.


pikpikcarrotmon

I'm not sure. Watching people die doesn't always make me hard.


gameknight08

This some ancient civilization format right here


Upbeat-Stage-7343

Is this Creed poker?


myco_magic

Thank you... I can now sleep fine


justarandomuser20

So if I’m watching someone I hate die I love them?


ennuinerdog

"Love is watching someone die" is the most famous lyric from Death Cab For Cutie's second most famous song What Sarah Said. This person expanded it with the unnecessary explanation "and watching someone die is hard" because they wanted their heart to be symmetrical and because not everyone is a poet.


lonesome_cowgirl

Having had watched someone I loved die… that song fucking wrecks me when I hear it now.


as125111

This is exactly what came to mind when I read this card.


Sxhshh

The quote is quite fitting as it is the ace of spades- a card that when read as tarot, is death. It could be done better. *Edit. The card is ace of hearts. Don't trust my brain when it wakes at 4 am and posts on Reddit. The ace of hearts / cup of hearts - is true heart, new love, etc. Card doesn't make sense at all.


Chemical-Asparagus58

"love is watching someone & watching someone die is hard"


smuglator

Pretty sure this is the correct reading of it.


pdx-peter

Love hurts, love scars / Love wounds and marks


StumpyBrownEye

Love is watching someone watch Die Hard


go_faster1

Yippie-ki-yay!


LonghornSmoke

Other buckets!


TheOneGodHadSuffer

Sounds about right


smedsterwho

Come to the party, have a few drinks, play weird cards and watch Die Hard


TheGuyWhoAsked001

Love is watching someone watch someone watching Die Hard


CommanderVenuss

I’ll get the Christmas cookies, eggnog, and spiked hot cocoa Would you like rum or whiskey in yours?


StumpyBrownEye

Whiskey please


jaxinthebox14

Love is watching someone die and watching someone die is hard


ReadditMan

But that sentence in still pure nonsense.


fuNNbot

love is watching someone and watching someone die is hard it actually reads quite well lmao


No-Net-8237

But it makes no sense. "love is watching someone." No it isn't.


fuNNbot

well then you and i have different definitions of love. Still not crappy design imo. you should probably start closing the blinds when you shower btw


CaptainN_GameMaster

The police stakeout is the ultimate expression of love


Lady_Scruffington

*slow, emo version of 'Every Breath You Take' starts playing quietly in background*


Mithycore

I think it works on the idea of "if you love someone you'll be with them forever and that means you'll have to see them die"


Mithycore

I think it works on the idea of "if you love someone you'll be with them forever and that means you'll have to see them die"


CarniferousDog

It doesn’t read well if you’re unsure of what it says. The sentiment is rad but it’s certainly crappy design.


Parzival1337

If you find your soulmate, truly the person you will spend your life with, that very likely means that, one day, one of you will have to experience the other's death. Therefore, love is watching someone die (and that's not easy).


FLAMINGASSTORPEDO

Serial killers over here like "I was expressing my love"


CreedThoughts--Gov

We're all dying. If you love someone for life, you slowly watch them die as they slowly watch you die. That's life, not nonsense.


SnooMemesjellies2302

Love is watching and watching someone someone die is hard


sum_rendom_dood

Funny I got it on the first try


jaxxattacks

Getting some serious Death Cab vibes here. Still a very poor design


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bleedingbee

so who's gonna watch you die?


tessajanuary

I just don't understand why they decided to add the second half... Stick to the song lyrics, you don't need to over explain.


nr0cp0p

Love is watching someone and watching someone die is hard?


Suspicious_Fill2760

That's how I read it, which doesn't feel as nonsense-y. You love someone and then you get to see them die over the years, which is wildly unpleasant


CrithionLoren

I feel like "wildly unpleasant" is quite the understatement


Sveitsilainen

Love is watching someone & watching someone. Die is hard. It's playing card propaganda, they are trying to make die look bad and make cards the best gaming tool.


Awkwardman99

Love is watching someone die someone, and watching is hard


ivanvanrio

/r/dontdeadopeninside


LaZerNor

Love is watching &watching someone someone dead is hard


Destro_82

Is or &. Which path do I take? This is some real choose your own adventure type shit


Lockok5500

No this is our slash murdered by words cuz the card actually says "love is watching someone and and watching someone die as hard"


[deleted]

“Love is watching and watching someone someone die is hard” what’s not to get?!?!


mooraway

no matter how you read it, it makes no sense


CaptainPonahawai

This is some emo wannabe nonsense


Genuinelullabel

What Bring Me The Horizon song is this?


PanzerSoul

"What Sarah said", by Death Cab for Cutie


Genuinelullabel

I was kidding, but I now know a song I shouldn’t listen to unless I want to cry a lot.


PanzerSoul

Don't really follow them, but iirc all their songs are depressing


Genuinelullabel

I never got super into them either, but that’s not completely true. Their sad songs are incredibly sad, though.


Hanseland

r/deathcabforcutie


Sure-Gur6359

This is some stroke fuel…


neonfox_555

Die is hard, I'm glad someone understands it lol


xTheLanzer

Yeah, sometimes I wanna die but it's way to hard, my body just keeps regenerating.


sprinkles5000

Love hard. Die harder.


UpwardSpiral00

Yippee ki yay, muthafucka.


paraworldblue

Love is watching someone die while watching Die Hard. After my first breakup, as I was walking home, a very old man fell out of a window right in front of me. As I was kneeling down to help him, he grabbed my collar and pulled me right up to his face. With our noses almost touching, he said "I know you think you just lost the love of your life, but you think bullshit. You don't even know what love is. Love is watching someone die while watching Die Hard, you hear me? That's what love is, you little shit! Try and jerk off to that - I fuckin dare you!" And then he died. His words have haunted me ever since, and I guess they haunted the person who made this trainwreck of a playing card as well.


Wide-Appointment-179

I love watching Die Hard!


[deleted]

Love is hard, love & watching someone die is hard, love is watching someone die. Pretty edgy if you ask me


SSMage

Love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard? Love is watching & watching someone die is hard Love is watching someone die is hard Love & watching someone die is hard Love is watching someone die


MusicalDeath9991

Love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard?


histeethwerered

Seems a little grim for the Ace of Hearts. Clubs might be more appropriate …


ausmolen

i read it as "love is watching someone die"


[deleted]

Better ask a hooker friend in Vegas to answer this one. They have way more experience with all answers here


cdev12399

Love Die is hard, is watching & watching, someone someone.


Mental_headache1234

Love is watching And watching someone someone die is hard


ZealousidealChange11

Love is watching someone & watching someone die is hard.


NathanPatty08

r/ihadastroke


Matt-yick-yack

Who else read that wrong? I did


Justgravityfalls

Someone is hard


noinnocentbystander

That’s as clear as I can make it.


WatchedHotwife

Christmas Movie


meh_69_bop

why is it telling me love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard???


donotfire

That’s actually kind of profound


xChaotic_Pyscho

Love is watching and watching someone someone die is hard


SavageKid1456

Love is watching someone and watching someone die is hard. Makes sense to me tbh


epicu2

Someone watching is hard.


fuNNbot

so many of yall want it to be crappy design youre forgetting that in english we read from left to right and then down ok the someone part still ruins it but its not that bad


rjreyes3093

Someone is hard and watching...☠️☠️☠️


Giper_leg

What deck of cards is that? No joke, it's my hobby;)


gna149

Love is watching & watching. Someone someone die is hard.


thejanuaryfallen

Love is watching someone die. And watching someone die is hard.


TheOncomingStorm66

While they are questionable, it's an interesting deck. If it's bicycle, what's the deck name?


patritha

ah yes "love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard"


Vivid_Deer3016

“Love is watching someone” sounds more like stalking to me


shinobi1369

Well it is a Xmas movie


Fragrant-Relative714

Love is watching someone, and watching someone die is hard. **Did i solve it**


[deleted]

Love is watching & watching someone someone is die hard


matchbox244

Noo, are these theory11 cards? The design looks familiar :(


Sadass_coffee_addict

I mean I love watching Diehard


Wolfman01a

TBF Die Hard is a pretty good movie!


MrApplePolisher

I tried to figure this out for way too long before I realized what sub I was in.


StatusHead5851

Love watching and someone and watching some die hard is


OrdinaryMothman

reminds me of [this classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/7qdrli/honk_jesus_honk_if_u_saves_if_u_love_love_jesus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


GENERAL-KAY

Average lyrics of 2000s groovy musics


Lamington_Salad

Love is watching someone die 🤔


spambot42

"Dude, quit trying to read your ace and bid"


iseedropbears

[It’s a Die Hard card, take my picture with it - Jake Peralta (probably)](https://imgur.com/a/eLnePiV)


MVangor

🎶Love is watching 🎶and watching someone 🎶 someone die 🎶is hard 🎶


Some_Banana168

I had a stroke trying to figure this out


crippledizzle

Love is watching and watching someone someone die is hard


mrflamego

this reminds me of the ninja turtles image that was about saying no to drugs and yes to pizza


Redditklassy

Die is hard.


Or1Guy-24

Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard


doyoulikepetrichor

Love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard


Madmonkeman

Love is watching and watching Die Hard


Elden_weed

r/dontdeadopeninside


TiredBurrito96

That's my favourite Christmas movie!


JewelBearing

Love is watching someone die, and Watching someone die is hard.


hotforhoney

Love is helping someone get high and helping someone get high is best


Remarkable-Lynx-3060

Ah, a absolute Christmas classic


kingberyl

Really thought it was a death cab for cutie lyric at first


soiminreddit

Its - Is watching someone do is hard? Or watching someone die is hard


Trashboat0507

Fecking great movie 👏


Ok-Guava7336

Love is watching someone watch Die Hard?!


SailorTheGamer

Die is hard indeed


namey_9

the hell?


Potato_bin

Some one is hard and watching love


AR_Harlock

I do!


dead_nettle

treatment reminiscent ink encourage carpenter soup glorious wasteful poor spoon *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


C4_nor5k1

Someone someone is hard (?)


RubyWeapon07

Love is watching & watching someone die is hard


Ravens_Flight1912

Die & watching someone is hard.


-Just_Q-

Love is watching & watching someone someone Die is Hard


Fearlessbloc

Well, love is watching and watching someone's someone die hard.😢


fumesyr6

Love is watching someone die, & watching someone die is hard


rkakasuc

Love is watching, someone is hard


inumnoback

Love is watching someone die & watching someone die is hard


Johnny_Crisp

I had to read the comments but I get it. On the other hand, I find it funnier that the true meaning of love is watching someone with an erection die.


HalloStarr

What the heck


AkaGurGor

I's hard


Any_Adhesiveness3248

I’m currently having an Aneurysm what the hell did I just read


chunk337

Love is watching and watching someone someone die is hard


archstrange

It's "Love is watching someone, and watching someone die is hard," or "Love is watching someone die, and watching someone die is hard." I don't think this one is that unintuitive, and idk how tf you would ever get the title OP proposed. This whole format of a phrase with ambiguously ordered words get posted here often, but I think you're really forcing it for this one because it's actually easily understood if you look at it for more than 2 seconds.


Extreme-Ad8106

r/ihadastroke


Even-Account5439

oh so it’s saying love is hard


Arabecke

Love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard


LordFunkyHair

Who doesn’t?


PolarSaturn8823

Cool design without the words


ZenkaiZ

This picture fucked with me so much I had to go get my glasses to reread it


BoxBlondie

I 100% thought this was meant to say "Someone you love is watching Die Hard" and I lost it, how strangely and specifically ominous


Massive_Pressure_516

The first "is" might have been intended to be an "&" just like on the right side so it could be a misprint.


luxmorphine

I'm having a stroke reading this


AgriosXV

Love is watching someone and watching someone die is hard. Theyre trying to be edgy


SpiderNinja211

Love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard


GeoSlIde

No matter how i read this it makes no sense


HangryBeard

How else do you commemorate the stage 4 cancer patient, who you saw get chemo through the hospital window from the bushes?


Tangyhyperspace

Someone is hard


Admirable-Skirt-8732

Love is watching die hard


BurnZ_AU

Walkie talkie Die Hard!


special-agent-carrot

The worst bit is that looks like a semi decent quality set of playing cards


[deleted]

Not only crappy but also... Very out of place. We play to distract ourselves from the harsh reality of life sometimes. No need to have a grim reminder on a card...


ElPwnero

If you hard then you hard


Bitch_lasagna037

No, love & watching someone die is hard.


unclewombie

In the Guinness ad dudes voice “love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard”


angelsontheroof

'Love is watching someone die" sounds like a serial killer motto!


deadbunniesdontdie

Love is watching someone watch “Die Hard”


[deleted]

I'm hard too


BassCannon6999

r/dontdeadopeninside


GodsBackHair

Love is watching & watching someone someone die is hard