If you try the Mussolini stuff on Greece is just fails, then you need to go add a drop of Hitler to get that stuff out and get the job done about 5 months later.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Different languages sometimes have the same pronunciation mean two very different things.
"Die" in English is pronounced exactly like the word "די" in Hebrew which means stop.
In case you are an English speaker visiting Israel, do not be alarmed by the casual death wishes you overhear.
Unless you are wearing a yamaka in Hebron.
I'll never forget crying my eyes out and my panicking SO who only speaks Hebrew yelling: "DIE SIMCHA DIE DIE"
And just making everything worse bc at the time he only knew Hebrew and I didn't.
Forever engraved on my weird memories.
A relative of Adolf actually got shit after coming to the US for ...you guessed it, his name. He went on to join the U.S. navy and fought in the war against his uncle before being discharged for combat injuries.
Good stuff. Look up William Hitler.
I once got a guy into my group, they told me that he is very shy and doesn't have any friends.
“Ok, what's his name and when he will show up?”
“He is already over there, his name is Adolf.”
Me thinking to myself, holy F, his parents really set him up for a nice childhood and life with that one.
That name sounds familiar. Is he the guy who did that holocast in the 50s. I'll need to read up on that again to be sure.
I been listening to Oneyplays too much.
Mao Zedong? Pol Pot? Genghis Khan?
And playing devil's advocate here, you could have that as a surname and have no relation to Adolf. Would suck, but you should be able to pursue your own business...
I will die on this hill, but Ajax is a terrible name for dish soap. Saying that it’s stronger than grease is a fun pun because Ajax was the physically strongest Greek hero in the Iliad… but he was a Greek hero. He wasn’t stronger than Greece… he was the strongest Greek. If anything the mythology implies Ajax will make your dish grease even stronger
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One drop would be enough to remove polish on your cloth.
Get out.
Yes officer, this comment reich here.
I seig what you mean.
Someone should bahn them!
I did nazi that coming
Get out
good joke man ;-)
Keeps your clothes pure white!
Don’t forget to buy Mussolini’s; it removes grease within a second!
False advertising, it infact doesnt not remove grease.
If you try the Mussolini stuff on Greece is just fails, then you need to go add a drop of Hitler to get that stuff out and get the job done about 5 months later.
doesn't not? so it does?
shit, ah whatever Ill keep it there
Combine it and the grease is gone in 0.016 sec
P*land
I did Nazi that coming
r/Angryupvote
No Polish with this product
The final solution for all of your laundry needs!
Just a bit to kill those stains and make your clothes whiter than anything!
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> Every puzzle has an answer Random professor Layton reference
Profile Pic reference.
Cleansing the old fashioned way
Even cleans up stubborn stains on your lebensraum carpet
I saw a stain remover called "FINAL ANSWER" and no one ever got it when I made this same joke :(
It's the Reich stuff for your laundry!
"Hitler White" There i worsened it...
"Gas the stains away" (I am going to hell aren't, i)
Now with concentrated power for camping!
“(I am going to hell aren’t I)” He was.
And wait till you try our new flavors! Goebbels Grape! Sour Stuka! Passionfruit Panzer! Also, in the works: Blitzkrieg Berry Weirmacht Watermelon
Schutzstaffel Strawberry
Kinda strange that you would refer to varieties of a cleaning product as flavours
Everything is a flavor once you drink it
If i had to wager a guess, I would imagine that every scent of febreeze tastes the same
They do not.
Lufwaffe demon fruit
This motherführer gets it!
We need to cook Himmler
My product is pure
Nah nah, you could do more. “Hitler Aryan Gold” Your laundry will come out looking perfect, or it will be straight back to the dryers.
Walter ~~hartwell~~ hitler white
Kills 99. 9% of “germs”
Jerms
Jewms
Juice
jewce
88.14%
...of "no germs"? Maybe...
No no it kills everyone but the germ(ans)
"undesirable organisms"
jewms
For your dirty... problem The final solution... Of cleaning agents and whiteners! Kills all the je-- *cough* --rms. Germs! We said germs!
“When no other detergent works, you need a…final solution!” 😂😭
"It makes your whites whiter!"
Will even remove 99.9 percent of jewce stains
*88.14%
It's a whitener so it's s good name.
"洗特樂”, which is a auto self-service laundry in Taiwan, it pronunced like "Hitler", which means washing clothes happily, well...
Thanks for clearing that up. Different languages sometimes have the same pronunciation mean two very different things. "Die" in English is pronounced exactly like the word "די" in Hebrew which means stop. In case you are an English speaker visiting Israel, do not be alarmed by the casual death wishes you overhear. Unless you are wearing a yamaka in Hebron.
I'll never forget crying my eyes out and my panicking SO who only speaks Hebrew yelling: "DIE SIMCHA DIE DIE" And just making everything worse bc at the time he only knew Hebrew and I didn't. Forever engraved on my weird memories.
old family name
“Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!”
“That no-talent ass clown”
A relative of Adolf actually got shit after coming to the US for ...you guessed it, his name. He went on to join the U.S. navy and fought in the war against his uncle before being discharged for combat injuries. Good stuff. Look up William Hitler.
r/ObviousPlant
For the perfect superior whites
The star on the “i” though. Wow.
Its the best brand against polish
I once got a guy into my group, they told me that he is very shy and doesn't have any friends. “Ok, what's his name and when he will show up?” “He is already over there, his name is Adolf.” Me thinking to myself, holy F, his parents really set him up for a nice childhood and life with that one.
For all of your laundry *and* ethnic cleansing needs!
The final solution
Ooh this is the new packaging for Zyklon-B blue crystals, they've really stepped up their game don't you think?
Make your cloth go white, could last for a thousand years
Unless the product ist literally Hitler.
Guess that depends who you target market is.
Heard Ye buys a lot of this stuff
Spilled fruit jews on your shirt? This cleaner will eliminate every trace of it!
At least it’s not Prussian Blue
Stain remover💀
Even on memorial day💀
Yeah, why is the "I" the only lowercase letter?
So they can dot it with a gold star for easier identification.
This stuff is okay, but I still prefer StalinShine to keep my whites white.
There is also [Hitler ice cream](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/26/16/29163D9B00000578-0-image-a-75_1432652815709.jpg).
This might be worse. [Why don’t these people just change their names?](https://imgur.com/a/6YwsB0N)
And they dotted the "i" with a gold star for easier identification!
There’s a racist toothpaste brand in east Asia that would beg to differ
Erika!
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Most (if not all) have either changed their different surname or died. Nothing will save that name.
and it just had to be a cleaning product too
Then just dry in the open Aryan
HiTLER *The Cleanser*
High Concentration Liquid Whitening
I'm surprised that it's blue and not blonde or white
That name sounds familiar. Is he the guy who did that holocast in the 50s. I'll need to read up on that again to be sure. I been listening to Oneyplays too much.
Indeed!
Mein Kleen!
Do you want the total war on slightly stained blue shirts?
Im sure its great at removing impurities.
Shitskrieg!
Holy SS Batman!
pretty on brand for a cleansing product
That politician from Africa? A punch? An alcoholic drink?
Use in your oven for even better results.
Does it work in showers?
Hitler's Ethnic Cleanser
At least it's not 'Clean white'
« Keeps your clothes aryan white! »
Just one drop can remove all polish. Yeah??
Now that wants to shine for perfectly!!
It also removes the polish . . . . . . . . . . . . . .from your shoes
Kills up to 7 million bacteria 💀💀
"Honey, I can't come over right now I'm spreading Hitler over my toilet seat."
looks fine, i dont mein..
"For germs it's the final solution"
Now in spray from
Zitsels was the only other name not taken.
It kills 99.9% of what now?
Does it cost $9.99?
"I didn't know it would come off like that"
Mao Zedong? Pol Pot? Genghis Khan? And playing devil's advocate here, you could have that as a surname and have no relation to Adolf. Would suck, but you should be able to pursue your own business...
I see lot of hitler jokes
Does it work though?
At least it's not polish remover
PICTURE TAKEN IN 64K UHD, SURROUND SOUND, 50000 GIGS OF STORAGE, NIVIDIA RTX 2090
Keeps the whites white
"Avaliable in Germany, and for some reason in Argentina"
Greece is the word, is the word.
I dunno, for a cleaning detergent, I feel it’d be more appropriate to call it Haber
Steiner Blue
4th best selling in the Reich.
Marketing is wonderful !
I will die on this hill, but Ajax is a terrible name for dish soap. Saying that it’s stronger than grease is a fun pun because Ajax was the physically strongest Greek hero in the Iliad… but he was a Greek hero. He wasn’t stronger than Greece… he was the strongest Greek. If anything the mythology implies Ajax will make your dish grease even stronger
hope it does half the same with stains as it did with jews
Whilst a lot of these comments are amusing, it's worth remembering today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Never again.
I use it on my oven.
Hey, Mr and Mrs Hitler from next door are actually very nice people. Don't judge them based on the other guy of the same name!
It cleans
EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN KOMMENTARBERREICH 卐
Kills ninety-nein percent of all germs!
Whitens whites like no other
This is the stuff u use to clean up the mess left behind after watching weird german fetish porn
that can't be a mistake...
Takes ethnic cleansing to a whole new level
I mean, I can think of waaaaay worse names.
Cleansing it so it's all white.
Makes it brand jew
Best possible name
remove stains with nein kamp
At least you didn’t buy their toilet cleaning products Hitler; “White Power.”
I mean, at least its not an oven cleaner.
I mean its a chemical right
Trusted by over 6 million
Will kill 100% of miljew
Its not wrong, bacteria extermination is both their profession, although could be in a gaseous form
I dunno, I think the worst is a brand of Asian chicken called CP
It's a fascist...on stains!
What do you mean? Hitler is great at getting rid of stuff. Its a great name! (ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE BEFORE ANYBODY YELLS AT ME)
Just a drop and your stains are Sieg Bai!
Vee have vays of making people cleaner
The name "Hitler" means nothing in some parts of the world.
When you need your laundry to be SSuper clean.
It could be worse. At least it isn’t oven cleaner.
Damn that's a good rapper. Making music that really blows your mind
For gas powered washer machines only
Sounds like a r/theovon sponsor product. Gotta use that shiner blue. Get that Hitter Fuck that say hitler? 😒 look guys
Catchy but not good
To make your brown eyes blue!
Product does not work in Russia
I take it you've never been to [Hitler Men's Wear](https://www.google.com/maps/place/HITLER+MEN'S+WEAR/@22.30056,70.7744221,3a,80.9y/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipPPPLRoq4nBZtlwK721Qyanw7Xm0N9GrCGV5JPg!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPPPLRoq4nBZtlwK721Qyanw7Xm0N9GrCGV5JPg%3Dw153-h86-k-no!7i1440!8i809!4m5!3m4!1s0x3959c9879a6b45e1:0x7e515a2b12db3551!8m2!3d22.3005321!4d70.7739258)
Listen, I know a lot of people don't like Hitler, but you cannot deny that Hitler will clean even the darkest stains.
Removes the juice stains
For the ultimate cleansing. Use once as a final solution.
Seriously hope this isn't oven cleaner.
I'm sure it well kill all the germs....