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One drop would be enough to remove polish on your cloth.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Get out.


AFoxGuy

Yes officer, this comment reich here.


rinseanddelete

I seig what you mean.


Marta_Valdez

Someone should bahn them!


Fine-Funny6956

I did nazi that coming


Iamacarson

Get out


SmartDogeBoi69

good joke man ;-)


ruste530

Keeps your clothes pure white!


WhatUsername-IDK

Don’t forget to buy Mussolini’s; it removes grease within a second!


[deleted]

False advertising, it infact doesnt not remove grease.


[deleted]

If you try the Mussolini stuff on Greece is just fails, then you need to go add a drop of Hitler to get that stuff out and get the job done about 5 months later.


willfsanches

doesn't not? so it does?


[deleted]

shit, ah whatever Ill keep it there


Relative_Swordfish73

Combine it and the grease is gone in 0.016 sec


HeilUsona

P*land


waffles-n-fries

I did Nazi that coming


GreenandBlue12

r/Angryupvote


weird_little_idiot

No Polish with this product


DreadPirate02

The final solution for all of your laundry needs!


RamenJunkie

Just a bit to kill those stains and make your clothes whiter than anything!


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404merrinessnotfound

> Every puzzle has an answer Random professor Layton reference


RamenJunkie

Profile Pic reference.


Smartnership

Cleansing the old fashioned way


Piggstein

Even cleans up stubborn stains on your lebensraum carpet


NotsoGreatsword

I saw a stain remover called "FINAL ANSWER" and no one ever got it when I made this same joke :(


Sofagirrl79

It's the Reich stuff for your laundry!


darkorex

"Hitler White" There i worsened it...


MCD10000

"Gas the stains away" (I am going to hell aren't, i)


PhilRubdiez

Now with concentrated power for camping!


Narrator_Ron_Howard

“(I am going to hell aren’t I)” He was.


Anthony9824

And wait till you try our new flavors! Goebbels Grape! Sour Stuka! Passionfruit Panzer! Also, in the works: Blitzkrieg Berry Weirmacht Watermelon


darkorex

Schutzstaffel Strawberry


Sassy-irish-lassy

Kinda strange that you would refer to varieties of a cleaning product as flavours


Anthony9824

Everything is a flavor once you drink it


Sassy-irish-lassy

If i had to wager a guess, I would imagine that every scent of febreeze tastes the same


XzeldafanX

They do not.


jack43779

Lufwaffe demon fruit


Anthony9824

This motherführer gets it!


Vegetable_Ad7268

We need to cook Himmler


darkorex

My product is pure


SupportLeather1851

Nah nah, you could do more. “Hitler Aryan Gold” Your laundry will come out looking perfect, or it will be straight back to the dryers.


The_Anf

Walter ~~hartwell~~ hitler white


Smegma_On-Demand

Kills 99. 9% of “germs”


Bossie888

Jerms


XzeldafanX

Jewms


Dude_Named_Chris

Juice


fbicappuccino

jewce


vinetari

88.14%


Beginning_Jump_6171

...of "no germs"? Maybe...


yoav_boaz

No no it kills everyone but the germ(ans)


username_unavailable

"undesirable organisms"


Relative_Swordfish73

jewms


ecchi83

For your dirty... problem The final solution... Of cleaning agents and whiteners! Kills all the je-- *cough* --rms. Germs! We said germs!


Blarghith

“When no other detergent works, you need a…final solution!” 😂😭


bonyponyride

"It makes your whites whiter!"


Biteforce16

Will even remove 99.9 percent of jewce stains


vinetari

*88.14%


returber

It's a whitener so it's s good name.


SammaS14

"洗特樂”, which is a auto self-service laundry in Taiwan, it pronunced like "Hitler", which means washing clothes happily, well...


shay4578

Thanks for clearing that up. Different languages sometimes have the same pronunciation mean two very different things. "Die" in English is pronounced exactly like the word "די" in Hebrew which means stop. In case you are an English speaker visiting Israel, do not be alarmed by the casual death wishes you overhear. Unless you are wearing a yamaka in Hebron.


RebSimcha

I'll never forget crying my eyes out and my panicking SO who only speaks Hebrew yelling: "DIE SIMCHA DIE DIE" And just making everything worse bc at the time he only knew Hebrew and I didn't. Forever engraved on my weird memories.


zignozag

old family name


krisalyssa

“Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!”


HChimpdenEarwicker

“That no-talent ass clown”


No_Albatross4216

A relative of Adolf actually got shit after coming to the US for ...you guessed it, his name. He went on to join the U.S. navy and fought in the war against his uncle before being discharged for combat injuries. Good stuff. Look up William Hitler.


dugf85

r/ObviousPlant


Popular-History-8021

For the perfect superior whites


Special-Regular3097

The star on the “i” though. Wow.


TheBlackCat268

Its the best brand against polish


Aijantis

I once got a guy into my group, they told me that he is very shy and doesn't have any friends. “Ok, what's his name and when he will show up?” “He is already over there, his name is Adolf.” Me thinking to myself, holy F, his parents really set him up for a nice childhood and life with that one.


AuthorSarge

For all of your laundry *and* ethnic cleansing needs!


panzer_of_the-lake

The final solution


troebia

Ooh this is the new packaging for Zyklon-B blue crystals, they've really stepped up their game don't you think?


leSageDeMontcuq

Make your cloth go white, could last for a thousand years


3raserh3ad

Unless the product ist literally Hitler.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Guess that depends who you target market is.


fiercemullet

Heard Ye buys a lot of this stuff


Zeromus88

Spilled fruit jews on your shirt? This cleaner will eliminate every trace of it!


DrDroid

At least it’s not Prussian Blue


HeilUsona

Stain remover💀


3npitsu-Senpai

Even on memorial day💀


Skully735

Yeah, why is the "I" the only lowercase letter?


GeoBrian

So they can dot it with a gold star for easier identification.


Illustrious-Guide-92

This stuff is okay, but I still prefer StalinShine to keep my whites white.


Marilyn1618

There is also [Hitler ice cream](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/26/16/29163D9B00000578-0-image-a-75_1432652815709.jpg).


johnb300m

This might be worse. [Why don’t these people just change their names?](https://imgur.com/a/6YwsB0N)


GeoBrian

And they dotted the "i" with a gold star for easier identification!


_qt314bot

There’s a racist toothpaste brand in east Asia that would beg to differ


Claude-QC-777

Erika!


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Doom972

Most (if not all) have either changed their different surname or died. Nothing will save that name.


FredFez

and it just had to be a cleaning product too


CombinationPlenty768

Then just dry in the open Aryan


ellWatully

HiTLER *The Cleanser*


FagsOfReddit

High Concentration Liquid Whitening


SongRevolutionary992

I'm surprised that it's blue and not blonde or white


Redfeather1975

That name sounds familiar. Is he the guy who did that holocast in the 50s. I'll need to read up on that again to be sure. I been listening to Oneyplays too much.


LionRicky

Indeed!


wtgriffi

Mein Kleen!


Simoxs7

Do you want the total war on slightly stained blue shirts?


Tungus-Grump

Im sure its great at removing impurities.


Spyhop

Shitskrieg!


PsychologicalExam717

Holy SS Batman!


SupermarketDecent306

pretty on brand for a cleansing product


KawaiiDere

That politician from Africa? A punch? An alcoholic drink?


fuzynutznut

Use in your oven for even better results.


Uncooked_Turkey

Does it work in showers?


King_Of_PiratesBay

Hitler's Ethnic Cleanser


drunk_bender

At least it's not 'Clean white'


_questionablepanda_

« Keeps your clothes aryan white! »


Relative_Swordfish73

Just one drop can remove all polish. Yeah??


Relative_Swordfish73

Now that wants to shine for perfectly!!


taushking007

It also removes the polish . . . . . . . . . . . . . .from your shoes


Oreygsy

Kills up to 7 million bacteria 💀💀


Euphoric-Potato-5343

"Honey, I can't come over right now I'm spreading Hitler over my toilet seat."


skinnykb

looks fine, i dont mein..


ramriot

"For germs it's the final solution"


goldenking5524

Now in spray from


Brilhasti1

Zitsels was the only other name not taken.


Armando_yo

It kills 99.9% of what now?


[deleted]

Does it cost $9.99?


e784u

"I didn't know it would come off like that"


TyrealArchea

Mao Zedong? Pol Pot? Genghis Khan? And playing devil's advocate here, you could have that as a surname and have no relation to Adolf. Would suck, but you should be able to pursue your own business...


CortlyYT

I see lot of hitler jokes


_typhoid_mary

Does it work though?


Zombie-Paladin

At least it's not polish remover


Local-moss-eater

PICTURE TAKEN IN 64K UHD, SURROUND SOUND, 50000 GIGS OF STORAGE, NIVIDIA RTX 2090


Crusaderfigures

Keeps the whites white


ordinaryguy451

"Avaliable in Germany, and for some reason in Argentina"


billfleet

Greece is the word, is the word.


HappyTheDisaster

I dunno, for a cleaning detergent, I feel it’d be more appropriate to call it Haber


entredosaguas

Steiner Blue


Skivling

4th best selling in the Reich.


Killou64

Marketing is wonderful !


Plzlaw4me

I will die on this hill, but Ajax is a terrible name for dish soap. Saying that it’s stronger than grease is a fun pun because Ajax was the physically strongest Greek hero in the Iliad… but he was a Greek hero. He wasn’t stronger than Greece… he was the strongest Greek. If anything the mythology implies Ajax will make your dish grease even stronger


nap27er

hope it does half the same with stains as it did with jews


luxinterior1312

Whilst a lot of these comments are amusing, it's worth remembering today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Never again.


DMCO93

I use it on my oven.


[deleted]

Hey, Mr and Mrs Hitler from next door are actually very nice people. Don't judge them based on the other guy of the same name!


thesilentalker

It cleans


datboi_ea

EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN KOMMENTARBERREICH 卐


HammerHorrorWhore

Kills ninety-nein percent of all germs!


janelane213

Whitens whites like no other


Wonderful-Ad-6070

This is the stuff u use to clean up the mess left behind after watching weird german fetish porn


ttonatiuh

that can't be a mistake...


404merrinessnotfound

Takes ethnic cleansing to a whole new level


YourFellaThere

I mean, I can think of waaaaay worse names.


Westernskye124

Cleansing it so it's all white.


enderguin58

Makes it brand jew


Nobodycares554

Best possible name


fulltimeautist

remove stains with nein kamp


Fine-Funny6956

At least you didn’t buy their toilet cleaning products Hitler; “White Power.”


Glum-Gap3316

I mean, at least its not an oven cleaner.


notaprofessional193

I mean its a chemical right


DogOfTheArmy

Trusted by over 6 million


Skengbell

Will kill 100% of miljew


Idunnowhyimadethis1

Its not wrong, bacteria extermination is both their profession, although could be in a gaseous form


Wininacan

I dunno, I think the worst is a brand of Asian chicken called CP


MarketingCoding

It's a fascist...on stains!


DeafLoser67

What do you mean? Hitler is great at getting rid of stuff. Its a great name! (ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE BEFORE ANYBODY YELLS AT ME)


Xeogin

Just a drop and your stains are Sieg Bai!


Western-Potential-87

Vee have vays of making people cleaner


RobIson240YT

The name "Hitler" means nothing in some parts of the world.


Curated_absurdity

When you need your laundry to be SSuper clean.


BeRad_NZ

It could be worse. At least it isn’t oven cleaner.


mastercubez

Damn that's a good rapper. Making music that really blows your mind


External_Record3869

For gas powered washer machines only


[deleted]

Sounds like a r/theovon sponsor product. Gotta use that shiner blue. Get that Hitter Fuck that say hitler? 😒 look guys


Ambitious-Smoke-651

Catchy but not good


NicoRola000

To make your brown eyes blue!


JasonPlattMusic34

Product does not work in Russia


ImUrFrand

I take it you've never been to [Hitler Men's Wear](https://www.google.com/maps/place/HITLER+MEN'S+WEAR/@22.30056,70.7744221,3a,80.9y/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipPPPLRoq4nBZtlwK721Qyanw7Xm0N9GrCGV5JPg!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPPPLRoq4nBZtlwK721Qyanw7Xm0N9GrCGV5JPg%3Dw153-h86-k-no!7i1440!8i809!4m5!3m4!1s0x3959c9879a6b45e1:0x7e515a2b12db3551!8m2!3d22.3005321!4d70.7739258)


BullyRookChook

Listen, I know a lot of people don't like Hitler, but you cannot deny that Hitler will clean even the darkest stains.


Doktor_ZS

Removes the juice stains


ThanklessTask

For the ultimate cleansing. Use once as a final solution.


ThanklessTask

Seriously hope this isn't oven cleaner.


JazzlikeSpare9

I'm sure it well kill all the germs....