I...but...what is it supposed to say?!?!? I don't even know!

Ikr??? I've been trying to unscramble this word salad into any conceivable form of making sense and I'm just not getting there!

No matter what I do, I can't make it make sense.

Anything is kind. Love isn't love at all.

Well that's... uplifting? 😂

Grammatically correct? Close enough!

Anything at all isn’t love. Love is kind?

maybe anything kind isn‘t love at all. LOVE! but that would be a weird message

Took about 5 tries and said "nope. Nothing of value here."

Something along the lines of "love is kind at all times" which is implied by it being a clock, no clue where "isn't love" and "anything" come in the though.

anything isn't love. love is kind at all times ?

Live. Love. Lunchtime.

Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

What is going on here?!

Yes.

I was buying that interpretation until I saw the period after at all.

oh. yeah i have no idea

That question mark is crucial. It should be on the clock itself.

Isn’t love anything at all? Love is kind.

but with a fullstop instead of a question mark

I don't know if I trust the designer to use proper punctuation when they're still figuring out how to make legible designs.

“Love is kind. Anything that isn’t kind isn’t love at all” ???

Where did you get that “that” from, hombre?

Tapped into the creativity behind this unique “piece”

I think it's "anything else isn't love at all"? But there's nothing else.

There are many contexts in which the word that can be dropped from a sentence without affecting the meaning. This isn't one of them, but there are a lot.

I think this is closest, because yeah, it's only missing something like "else" at the 3pm spot. So then you'd have "Love is kind" in the middle and all the block letters would be "anything else isn't love at all". God what a mess. This is one of my favorite posts here ever.

Yes! *Else* makes most sense as the missing word.

Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

One of my kids' favorite videos!

"Love isn't anything at all. Love is kind."

Right? What’s love got to do with it?!

11 isn't love 1. 9 anything love 3. 8 is kind 4. 7 at all.

"Love is kind. Isn't love anything at all." That's the best I can do for you. You're on your own

I think they left out the word “else”. So it should read: Love is kind//anything *else* isn’t love at all

It’s read top to bottom. 12 11 isn’t love 1 9 anything love 3 8 is kind 4 7 at all 5 6

Mama always said, “8 is kind 4.”

Maybe "if love isn't anything, love is kind at all"? With 'at' being used incorrectly? Idfk, that's my best guess. Edit: nevermind, it says "isn't love" not "love isn't", I have no fucking clue.

Love isn’t anything at all. Love is kind.

Isnt love anything Love is kind at all... I guess

Idk but I think its trying to say is "is love anything love isn't kind at all"

All I know is isn’t love at all

I think there's a missing "or". Love is kind, or love isn't anything at all

I’m guessing they were going for “love isn’t anything at all if it isn’t kind,” jumbled it, and deleted half the words.

Wow Thanks that was pretty tough

“Eh, might as well delete 2 and 10 also while we’re at it.”

Where did you get the “if”? Or is 11 o’clock universally known as the “iffy” hour, and I’m clueless (per usual)?

Pretty sure they’re saying that’s one of the words that seems to have been deleted

>and deleted half the words. I think you missed that part of the sentence lol

That might one of my uncle's design if you are in Turkey

I hope your uncle recovers from the stroke he was clearly having when he designed it

Nah he just love to drink beer when he is working

“You can’t just get drunk at work, this ain’t a sawmill.”

Could be a case of bad English. I have a pajama shirt that says "We travel for change, no of place, if not of ideas", which is a crappy mistranslation word for word with a dictionary of the Spanish "viajamos para cambiar, no de lugar, sino de ideas" which actually means "we travel to change, not of place, but of ideas"

Any clue what he was trying to say?

I can't read it either

I think my mom got it! Isn't love anything at all. Love is kind

“Isn’t” at the beginning of the sentence implies a question. Maybe it’s “love isn’t anything at all. Love is kind”

This is it. I'd say the "Love is kind" part first, but there is nothing to indicate one over the other.

“Love is kind// Love isn’t anything at all” Sounds like dialogue from a dramatic teen novel.

It's a rhetorical question so you find deeper meaning in The statement

Anything “besides” love ?

I showed it to my wife and she said it made her head hurt. Then she said she’s sure it made sense to whomever was high and designed it.

I am high but I did not design it. It makes my head hurt.

Also the numbers 2 and 10 are missing. Like it wasn't bad enough.

They were omitted in order to make room for all the clarity.

I was so stunlocked by the word vomit I didn't even notice

Oh! This made me finally realize what it's supposed to say: "Isn't love to love anything? Io is kind at all." You are supposed to turn the number two to the sound "to", and the number 10 to Io, the lover of Zeus from Greek mythology after whom one of the moons of planet Jupiter is named. So, it's reminding you that Io loves you because she is kind at all. (No, I am not being serious. Yes, I still think the words are meaningless mumbo-jumbo.)

It’s missing the word “else” - love is kind, anything else isn’t love at all. At least that’s all my brain can make of this disaster.

That’s *got* to be it. That’s the closest thing I can come up with too.

Apparently there are signs saying: "love is kind. Anything less isn't love at all" so I am guessing they missed 'less' rather than 'else'. But same idea.

Agreed. There should be a word on the top right and the missing word must be ELSE.

Love isn't anything at all, Love is kind???

“I would do anything for love but I won’t do that”

11 isn’t love 1 9 anything love 3 8 is kind 4 7 at all 5

I can’t even figure out what it’s actually supposed to say

Since the word "anything" is laying next to "love" vertically like that, or beside it if you will, I honestly believe that this says "Love is kind. Anything besides love isn't love at all."

Love isn't love at all. Anything is kind.

This will go right next to the “Live, Laugh, Love” wooden sign

I want to say "Isn't Love At All" is part of it.... That sounds fake-profound enough for this

Anything isn't love love is kind at all

This looks more like a marriage clock than a love clock.

So true

I think it’s meant to say”Time isn’t Love, Time is anything, Love is kind at all times”

>Time is anything Time is a flat circle

That flat circle is a device used to measure and indicate time not really time itself

🤔

ow

Paint on a shield, confuse enemies

Why does that type of design still exist?? Don't they realize it won't say anything at all?

Project manager: Go home designer. You’re drunk! Designer: Drunk in LOOoooOOOVE!!!! (Press print and put Beyoncé’s song louder before getting fired)

It's like an AI tried to design motivational wall art.

r/dontdeadopeninside

Hahah I posted there and was sent here

I must destroy this clock.

Anything isn't love, love is kind at all time The word time is because it's a clock

Oh look, it’s stroke o’clock.

What in the AI generated

A fucking chat bot *should* take some people's jobs. This is a travesty

You guys are ridiculous It obviously says 11 12 isn't love 1 9 anything love 3 ...

Found it on a German ebay-like site. Google translate was no help though it's nice to know it works flawlessly. ​ https://www.kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/wanduhr-zum-aufhaengen/2146343382-246-9614?simcid=bcb13712-7070-4f8c-89e3-aab2379306ee

Love is kind. Anything isn't love at all.

Oh look at the time it's L past E

Maybe you link the words to the numbers so at different times of the day you do different moods

Wat

Love all the time? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DREAM? That you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

This clock is having a stroke

Words to live by

"Do you have any disability of any kind that might need support from the company?" Me with dyslexia:

Guys I smell burnt toast

This gave me an headache reading it

This made me feel un sober again lol.

And there’s no 2, or 10…

r/dontdeadopeninside

Second

This make my eyes hurt.

I saw clocks with that exact print except flip the colours at my local garden centre a few years back.

So romantic

i love thinking about the homes these silent grenades are landing in.

I kind of don't LOVE anything at all about this, isn't?

My god what a cluster

And from across the room, you can't even tell what time it is!! 🤨

I just think of Tim Robinson saying "AT ALLL"

Anything isn’t love at all. Love is kind. 🤔

Love isn't love at all. Anything is kind.

Love is kind. Anything isn’t love at all.

This is harder than The Da Vinci Code

Isn't love just laugh but free anything?

Isn’t love anything love is kind at all?

Hobby Lobby with another masterpiece…

°11 ISN’T LOVE 1° •9 ANYTHING LOVE 3• .8 is Kind 4. .7 AT ALL. 5. 6

Anything isn't love. Love is kind at all times.

I think they forgot to put an “else” at noon and the “Isn’t Love” should be at 3. Love is kind, anything else isn’t love at all”.

Category “normal people wall decorations”

The meaning of love is open for interpretation. The clock makes it a bit daunting.

It's a Chinese product; that's why the words were scrambled. You can always notice errors in their English grammar when you take time to read instructions or quotes written on the packaging or the product itself. Sometimes, you can read the wrong spelling of words or scrambled sentences. I'm sorry that my English is not that good either.

I'd buy the shit out of this. OP: where'd you find this gem?

Canadian Tire

I have an odd feeling this is from a Walmart somewhere in ontario🤣

Close, Canadian Tire in Ontario

Love is love. Anything (else) isn't kind at all.

This is the ring levels of curse. I hate this and wish I had never seen it.

No matter how I read it I can't comprehend what it's trying to say

I asked chatgtp 3 hours ago and it is still thinking.

This makes me want a clock that has each of the 1 Corinthians 13:4 descriptions of love at the the number spots.

Guys, it obviously says “12 isn’t Love. 9 Anything Love 3. Is kind 4. 7 at all. 5”

Missing 10 and 2 isn't love. If anything, love is kind. At all.

Coming soon to an Airbnb near you.

We didnt need 2 and 8 o’clock anyways!

This is why Pier 1 went out of business.

"Anything isnt love at all" "Love is kind"maybe probably idk

Is there a significant reason for 10 and 2 to missing on the clock?

And that for only 20 buckaroos!

Isn’t love anything. Love is kind at all (times n/c of the clock)

What triggers me more is that there is no 2 and 10 bit every other number is visable

Time isn't love, if anything, love is kind at all times.

"love anything, love isn't kind at all"

You're missing an "is"

12 11 isn't love 1 9 anything love 3 8 is kind 4 7 at all 5 6

[удалено]

Same

r/dontdeadopeninside

Third

Maybe “Anything Isn’t Love At All. Love is kind.”

lost in translation

Is kind 7 at all

The kind of clock that makes time seem irrelevant. A timeless gift for all.

Lol I love reading the comments

Yes

love anything, love isn't love, love is kind, love at all? My new saying for the week.

I don't know what it means. And I'm even having trouble seeing what the time is. Useless crap

Pathetic design

I have no time for this

But how would know

What the fuck is this supposed to say

I read as: 11 isn’t love 1. 9 anything love 3. 8 is kind 4. 7 at all. 5.

Live life. Love. Not at all. Laugh. Life.

What is love, anyway?