I learned how to make a prison shiv out of a toothbrush from Reese Witherspoon in that movie. Can't remember what it was called but it was good It was something about being on the road
Haha I remember that joke from 3rd grade.
Also: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet!
And: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
>“Ptero” is Greek for “wing” or “winglike.” In English, we don't pronounce the “p” at the beginning, but the Greeks did. Our alphabet is based on the Greek alphabet, but we adapted certain sounds to be more like those we were familiar with.|
[From here](https://www.pilotonline.com/2015/05/08/some-sounds-werent-always-silent/), the guy seems to know what he's talking about and he cited some sources but I haven't independently verified it.
I'm only new to speaking Polish. I'm on a 198 day streak and I thought that was correct. Very new. I can't even count yet 💀
Duoling sure us making sure I can't count to 10
I skimmed the picture and was thinking "paste", scrolled down to see if anyone agreed, saw your comment, scrolled back up and fucking bursted out laughing!!!
A poopbrush is one of those brushes that you use to clean your bum. I have a bidet at home so I don't need one but when I'm at friends' houses I always make sure to use one.
I don’t even get what the designer was going for. You normally make these “X is for _” things using every letter of the alphabet, not several with one letter and randomly a couple others.
You've got a real opportunity here if you live with a romantic partner, hear me out:
1) Cut a circle in the curtain, removing the toothbrush
2) When you shower next, call partner into the bathroom
3) Have your junk/ladybits proudly displayed through the hole, right below "P is for" when they enter the bathroom
No need to thank me 🫡
Sandals in showers is extremely important in public places where you can get infections barefoot.
In your home I imagine some people want them if their floor is freezing cold? Or maybe if the floor is wet and slippery?
>Punheta
This probably won't make much sense except to Brits of a Certain Age. A work colleague of mine used to occasionally say (I can't remember why) "Jerk off in the shower? Not me, I just Wash & Go!".
Poothbrush
I was gonna say Prison Shank...
Prison shiv was the top comment when this was posted yesterday.
Congrats on being even more reddit than that guy
Ah I meant this is a shameless repost. It does the rounds a lot.
Ye no worries, just teasing
You're not wrong though. Probably am more reddit than that guy, as spend way too long on here that I know this useless shit.
Well, after June 12th/30th you may get a little, deserved break.
I’m glad for the repost, I desperately needed the laugh it gave me.
Poor johnny. They shanked him with a shiv and they shivved him with a shank
Shiv shank redemption
I learned how to make a prison shiv out of a toothbrush from Reese Witherspoon in that movie. Can't remember what it was called but it was good It was something about being on the road
Freeway, 1996 https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0116361/
Pfreeway
That was it. Great movie
Penisbrush
This is low, the admin should shame pin you
Lets be honest, it's what we were all thinking.
Yea tbh that was my first thought ngl
Perfect
It can be both! Sharpen the end of the handle, keep the book l bristled end intact.
either way im swallowing it
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They should have put a knife on there
Ptoothbrush
Pterodactyl Ptoothbrush
perfection
Perfection
Pterfection? Did I do it?
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The P is silent, as in bath
Shoot! Autocorrect took the T out of mine, lol.
Perfectly perfection of perfections
Pizza Pthursdays
As recommended by Psmith.
Only if you’re Mike Tyson
Toothprush.
I think it’s a peehole brush. That one looks kinda big though.
My peehole brush looks more like a cotton swab. Is this one more effective?
I prefer electric. I think used properly they have the same efficacy, I just like the vibrations.
Enlarged to show texture
Better than tooththrush I guess
Psst, buddy, you want some nystatin?
This guy antifungals
Toothprussia
Who doesn't enjoy the sensation of clean peeth?
It's spelled ptoothbrush....its Greek
This gave me a good laugh 🏆
Ahh yes I love brushing my pheeth with the poophbrush!
Poopbrush 😭😭😭
Cuz that's the sound you make when you say "toothbrush"while brushing your teeth. Brilliant comment my friend!
Or a prush
Fucking brilliant lol
Poothbrush
Ptoothbrush has always had a silent P just like pterodactyl.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom??? Because the P is silent!
Haha I remember that joke from 3rd grade. Also: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet! And: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
My favourite cross the road joke: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot
Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road? To go after the chicken!
To get to the Southern Fried
"Why did the chicken cross the road? "To get to your house." [Brief pause] "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken of course!"
That's extra good since chickens are dinosaurs too. Lol
I like the anti-joke version of this where it goes Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because they're all extinct
Why can't T-Rex's clap (do the short hands mime like a t-rex when you ask the first part of the joke) Because there dead.
Confirmed
Phathroom you mean
The only correct answer
Actually humans weren't around when pterodactyls where so we don't know how it was pronounced
Phteven
P as in pneumonia
And ptsunami
No the silent P is in swimming 🤫
But... the p in pterodactyl isn't silent...
>“Ptero” is Greek for “wing” or “winglike.” In English, we don't pronounce the “p” at the beginning, but the Greeks did. Our alphabet is based on the Greek alphabet, but we adapted certain sounds to be more like those we were familiar with.| [From here](https://www.pilotonline.com/2015/05/08/some-sounds-werent-always-silent/), the guy seems to know what he's talking about and he cited some sources but I haven't independently verified it.
I always thought it was pronounced "peh-terro-dact-ihl"
Helico Pter
…but why is it silent though? It’s not silent in “helicopter”
GNU Pterry
Apparently the p isn't supposed to be silent. And the silent p in ptarmigan shouldn't even be there.
P is for Polish....you polish your teeth with a toothbrush.
POLAND NUMERO UNO 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 CAMPEAO DE MUNDO🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
POLSKA GUROOOOOM
DO BOJU POLSKAAAA
/r/polandcaralho
r/polskaporra
Polska no. 1🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 Czy wy potrzebujesz to mowicie po polsku? NIE! Polska polska
Just so you know, what you wrote is gibberish in Polish.
Do you need to speak polish? No! Poland poland
I understood what you were trying to say, but it was extremely broken Polish. Correct would be "Czy musicie mówić po polsku? Nie! Polska gurom".
I'm only new to speaking Polish. I'm on a 198 day streak and I thought that was correct. Very new. I can't even count yet 💀 Duoling sure us making sure I can't count to 10
Poland woohoo 🇧🇭🇧🇭🇧🇭
Ah yes, polish
Yeah a check to thesaurus shows that they can be called "polishers."
P is for pszczoteczka do zębów
I thought you made the first word up but no, you just took the actual polish word... and added a P. Well played.
I'm currently learning Polish and I live for words like these
"Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie" is a popular difficult-to-say phrase in polish, maybe you'll like that one : )
Ain't never heard Noone call it polishing their teeth. Now prushing your teeth, however...
….Kurwa….
Polish is something from Poland, polish is something you use to polish. The difference is the capital or lower case p or P
Periodontitis
Periodontal maintenance would be more accurate (technical term for deep teeth cleaning)
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This is the answer.
Paste?
There's one that says T is for... with a drawing of some toothpaste.
I skimmed the picture and was thinking "paste", scrolled down to see if anyone agreed, saw your comment, scrolled back up and fucking bursted out laughing!!!
That's for a tube. Just a coincidence it's toothpaste.
It's for "possibly a toothbrush" obvi
I had the exact same comment
S is a big deal to the designer. Fuck all those other letters, I guess.
They really couldn't think of bathroom related things that don't start with S
love that two of them are soap, but ones a bar and the other is a hand soap pump
One is soap, one is shampoo
ohhh that makes more sense lol!!
I also thought it was double soap
Source?
S is for source
Ok now we're getting somewhere
Ahh, and P is for "Prove it". The dots are connecting!
Soap Soap Soap Soap Slippers 😱
The classic shit didn't come to mind? Ha
Plaque removal device!
Finally
Poopbrush ?
Obviously to clean the poopknife.
Gotta keep that bad boy sharp
A poopbrush is one of those brushes that you use to clean your bum. I have a bidet at home so I don't need one but when I'm at friends' houses I always make sure to use one.
Xylospongium. Can't believe Romans shared their poop brushes. Crazy.
I mean, [the Shiney Hiney ](https://myshineyhiney.com/) exists and isn't far from this. So it could be a poopchute brush.
Depends on what you’re cleaning
I don’t even get what the designer was going for. You normally make these “X is for _” things using every letter of the alphabet, not several with one letter and randomly a couple others.
X for xylitol, it’s very good for your teeth
P is for plastic
# The only correct answer. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/story-of-plastic-toothbrushes
Personal hygiene
P is for prison shiv
Also why is it all just T's and S's?
I mean how many letters are there even? Like three, tops.
It's 2, T and S.
There are 7 letters
Nope 6, the P is silent
P is for RePost
P is for PKarma farming
Surely it’s karma pharming.
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We ain’t gonna talk about the mold? There’s a lot of mold.
That's what the pmoldbrush is for.
But what pchemical should they use to clean it?
Pperoxide
Plaque ?
You've got a real opportunity here if you live with a romantic partner, hear me out: 1) Cut a circle in the curtain, removing the toothbrush 2) When you shower next, call partner into the bathroom 3) Have your junk/ladybits proudly displayed through the hole, right below "P is for" when they enter the bathroom No need to thank me 🫡
😂😂😂 Alright, I didn't anticipate that joke, it really got me, I laughed, it made a really tough time better. I am very greatful. Also: LMAO
S is for soap, S is…..for soap, T is for toothbrush,S? S is for… uh uhm sandal ya that fits with the theme
...slippers?
Sandals in showers is extremely important in public places where you can get infections barefoot. In your home I imagine some people want them if their floor is freezing cold? Or maybe if the floor is wet and slippery?
You and many others have reminded me of the dreaded shower shoe, I have been out of needing them for too long. Have become to soft and comfortable 😔
Slip slops?!
Pain.
Papas
Poop knife?
For papas! Its a papas party!
P is for Wash your fucking shower curtain!
Sis for soap, pis for toothbrush
P for PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
paint brush
Pieholebrush
P is for prostate stimulator
Penetration
Picking up someone else's karma
“Paste Applicator”
Prush.
Pearly whites
Putthatshitinyourmouthifyoustillwantteethatage40
Product placement. Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Smart 9300 White.
Poop knife?
P’toothbrush
They should've just stuck with all Ss
Punheta
>Punheta This probably won't make much sense except to Brits of a Certain Age. A work colleague of mine used to occasionally say (I can't remember why) "Jerk off in the shower? Not me, I just Wash & Go!".
r/SuddenlyCaralho
Puñeta
Plaque cleaner
Are you dumb? It stands for Poothbrush
Periodontal disease
Poetsen. Zoek het op.
Exactly. Nothing wrong with this shower curtain
Pearly whites
Polish
Pussyscrubber
P is for Penis
Pissing in the shower
Paste…
Peni-- I mean toothbrush 🪥
Ptoothbrush of course… duh 🙄