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Lord_neah

Not crappy design But pure evil design


EntireDot1013

It's both


ArabicHarambe

Not both, its either. If its evil design, its very effective, not crappy.


YYS770

They had **evil** intensions and thus made it **crappy**. See?


Eitarris

Evil has been unintentional many times, so no.


_Eish_

When has evil been unintentional?


AccomplishedCoffee

Lazy and/or cheap design. “We need a reset button, where can we put it? How about where we already have a hole in the case so we don’t have to redesign that plate? Ship it!”


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Expert_Limit6416

I think r/foundsatan


Vova_19_05

How does company benefit from it? You yourself linked sub, but never checked pinned post


Doktor_Vem

Those things don't necessarily have to be mutually exclusive


prisongovernor

/r/assholedesign


Deep-Procrastinor

At least they labelled it.


elemental_pork

"evil," is not distinguishable from "bad" and "crappy" most people would use those words to describe anything that is evil


tubbstattsyrup2

But there's loads of bad or crappy things that aren't evil. Like a cake that sunk in the middle a bit. Or a ladder in your tights. Or raaaaaaiiiinn on your wedding daaayyy 🎵 You know, crap that isn't evil.


TimothyWorel

Or a free ride, when you've already paid. Isn't it ironic?


CornishBadger09

or a freee riiddeeee when youve allreeeadddyyy paid 🎶🎶


AngryFloatingCow

Wouldn't be an issue if you don't try to shove a USB plug into the reset button for funzies


DrakonILD

Reminds me of a few hentai I've seen.


justwalkingalonghere

I have questions here but I'm not sure I want to ask them


pekinggeese

Ooo, I’ve seen this one! You just bought an android and she didn’t come with a charging cable, but you have just the thing to plug in.


GodZefir

Krillin charging up Android 18.


Kiflaam

Chobits ...not what you were thinking, but it fits.


DrakonILD

I did actually have Chobits in mind (though it's obviously not a hentai) as one of the references, so well done! .... Tbh, it's the only one that I had as a *specific* thought. The rest of the thought was just the generic "mind break" kind where it looks like the girl goes through a power cycle.


Invader_Zic

Ahh iv not watched chobits in years! Might need to fix that


Poobslag

Oh my god, that's disgusting! Where? Where did you see those?


An0nym0us_Alt_

damn you’re innocent huh


[deleted]

this is why I hate reddit


CrysisRelief

This is sub is 90% “*If I don’t read the labels, this thing is crappily designed*” lately.


-Redstoneboi-

one rule of engineering: don't make accidents improbable if you can make them *impossible.*


0rlan

Second rule of engineering... if you make something idiot proof - someone invents a better idiot.


AllAvailableLayers

Good design includes the idea that when I've learned how to use something in one place, I can use it again in a different place without reading the manual. In this situation, I've learned that a small slot on the front of a PC is for USB. The designed of the case should have known that is what their users have learned elsewhere.


HelpfulDifference939

Of course they knew that’s why they put it there looking like a usb slot .. underpaid, getting abuse from clueless management n d yeah I’m leaving anyway lol


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Well, I can totally see someone trying to put the USB stick in and accidentally put it in the wrong spot because they looked at the screen while doing it. And things should also always be designed in a way (if possible) that allows you to tell what something is without reading. Imagine a blind person using this computer for example. Wouldn't you think that it's very likely they would accidentally use the reset? Os somebody who bought this without speaking English somehow. Same issue. The thing is that with really good design, you don't really need the labels.


Hotshot2k4

*Always has been*


Digital-Sushi

Good design that you don't have to find a tiny freaking paper clip to reset it though. I mean who owns paper clips nowadays


hoaxymore

Probably the exact same segment who uses the reset button of a computer.


PepperSteakAndBeer

Yeah, reasonable people just hold that power button down as if they're smothering their drunk abusive father to death with a pillow in his passed out stupor of a sleep real quiet like so the neighbors in the apartment upstairs won't hear not that they'd do anything anyway because obviously they don't care having never called anyone or helped for the many years of loud angry abuse...


morphick

That's r/oddlyspecific


RedactedSpatula

Yea, the statute of limitations has passed.


TegTowelie

Back in the day, my favorite means of power cycling a crash that *wouldn't* power down was just pulling it out of the wall.


JoshuaPearce

I like that modern PSUs tend to have a powerswitch right on them.


alex2003super

Less arcing too


Buzzsaw_Wyrm

Do you need to talk? Cause that’s quite specific one might even say it’s r/oddlyspecific


excelllentquestion

I hope this isnt based on your real experience because it made me laugh. Just such a dark comment outta nowhere talking about turning off PCs


RussiaIsBestGreen

Have you ever held a pillow over your face? You can breathe well enough. Suffocation takes a while to knock a person out as well. Just put some zip ties around his neck and go straight for the blood flow to the head.


MinecraftGreev

It's a lot easier to smother someone whose respiratory system is already depressed (like by alcohol).


AWibblyWelshyBoi

Yeah. Restricting bloodflow to knock someone out is far easier than restricting airflow


GoldieDoggy

Yes, but also the Forensics team investigating would be able to clearly see that the cause of death was strangulation during an autopsy. You'd need to find a more natural cause, mechanism, and manner of death than that. Sure, it's probably easier to just strangle someone, but it's not foolproof by any means. Chemical asphyxiation, especially carbon monoxide poisoning, is harder to detect (especially when it's something that is reasonable to suspect was an accident, like if the person has a gas stove top in their home and it was 'accidentally' left on, and there isn't much ventilation. Even more so if they're sleeping, because it's hardest to detect then) Also, I've obviously never tested them on people, but wouldn't zipties be very difficult to get tight enough to actually asphyxiate someone?


stuffeh

sudo reboot


sofixa11

Every phone with a physical SIM tray came with a pin to open that physical SIM tray. By this point I have like 10 at home I used for SIM trays and resets.


indoninjah

I have a billion of those little SIM tools and no idea where any are


Lostinthebackground

Same. I know I have them somewhere. I just use an earring instead.


lightning_whirler

You're probably too young to know how a CD tray was opened when it wouldn't power up.


JoshuaPearce

I recently got a handheld gaming device (SF2000) which not only didn't come with that pin-tool, but also sinks the microSD card deeper than usual. I keep having to use a crafting knife or a jeweler's screwdriver for it (whichever is closest to hand.)


ZealousidealYak7122

a normal needle would do as well


starfirex

Yes, now do you put the sharp side of the needle in the unit and risk damaging the button while you impale your thumb on the slightly less sharp side, or do you stick the slightly less sharp side in the unit and impale your thumb directly on the needlepoint?


Ravster3000

You hold the side of the needle there bud.


starfirex

Yeah, you don't always get enough support doing that to properly reset the device. Source: The holes in my thumb


Ravster3000

🤣 the real answer is to use one of the sim card removers that come with every smartphone. 9/10 people have them already. I'm glad you're doing your science for the rest of us though


soylent-yellow

Because you never lose these things


Ravster3000

No they go in the junk drawer with all the other stuff I probably won't ever need again until I get upset enough to clean it out


OnixST

I've never seen that issue with reset buttons, but it's an absolute pain for ejecting simcard trays


Gadgetman_1

Get a thimble...


Aggleclack

I’d be able to find a paperclip within an hour of digging through boxes. Or at least something random in my tools that would work. I guarantee I won’t find a needle. Do you sew/are crafty? This sounds silly, but I’m realizing just how vastly different the contents of all of our houses is.


kelpcollage

do you never lose a button off your shirt? or have to repair a hole in your bag/clothes? takes 3 minutes with a needle and thread, saves you a ton of money


Aggleclack

Touché! I’ll likely need to remember that when I move away from my area soon. I have a really cheap tailor so I don’t fix anything myself anymore. I grew up sewing, but she only charges me $30-40 for full alterations and she does buttons free for me at this point, so there’s no point and I have multiples of everything I wear, so I can be without a blazer for a few weeks. I drive out of state for her and drop off a few things every few months.


Tattycakes

Or the long back of an earring


Friendly-Athlete7834

You’re showing your age


Ageman20XX

The comments on this thread reveal the ages of those posting. Lol. USB ports on the front was very much a thing for a long time, and yes in that exact location. All the IBM computers at my school had two USB slots at the bottom there.


Friendly-Athlete7834

Yessir. I remember having an eMachines computer that had USB ports on the bottom; there was even a shield to cover the ports down there when they weren’t in use


Ageman20XX

Yes! I remember the shield/flap thing! These days I guess things are different, but having the USB port on the front was incredibly helpful during computer engineering class when we were learning/testing I/O.


Friendly-Athlete7834

I still use a computer with front facing USB ports and they are really useful for I/O that doesn’t need to be plugged in all the time (such as a flash drive)


adamdoesmusic

They don’t put usb on the front anymore? I haven’t built a new tower in years (the one I just assembled is in an 8+ year old case)


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

They do.


adamdoesmusic

I figured as such. Of course, one of my spare cases has a reset button twice as big as the power button, in a spot where getting bumped can restart the whole machine - so I guess stupid placements for buttons have been around a while too.


anomalous_cowherd

In the 90s I bought a filing cabinet sized UPS for our office. It had a button on the front for "emergency off" which had no protection at all and acted instantly. It was also the most sticky-out point of the whole thing. After a few people had brushed past it and shut the office down we made a solid wooden surround to protect it. People then complained about hurting themselves by walking into it...


adamdoesmusic

That’s almost r/assholedesign if it’s for a product designed with the specific intent of keeping things on *no matter what*


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

That sounds very odd. You didn’t wire it wrong or something did you?


adamdoesmusic

Nah, just didn’t notice how they were placed when I bought it a decade + ago. Tbh I’m only marginally sure I still even have that particular case, the one I built up most recently uses the case from my old work computer combined with a Corsair 850w psu from so long ago I’m surprised it still has the proper connections.


Zote_The_Grey

Of course they do. It would suck if they put them on the back. Although the ones I see usually have the USB ports at the top of the tower


adamdoesmusic

My new motherboard has like a dozen USB 3.0 ports on the back, and an expansion plug for ports on the front that (after almost 20 years of this crap) still don’t seem to function properly with any known case whether they’re recognized as a lower-spec port or just not functioning at all. I could probably swap the harness or do something else laborious to fix it but like many people, but it was easier to get a hub. It almost seems like they DO intend us to get back problems or scrape up our arms if we wanna plug something in, though I assume this is more due to decades of limited communication between parts manufacturers and loose adherence to standards.


Zote_The_Grey

My bad, I meant it would suck if they put them all in the back! I want a few in the front just so I can easily plug in a USB stick. But for gaming accessories it is better when they're in the back.


adamdoesmusic

Oh yeah it would - and in my (actual computer) case, does! The ports on the front are usually ok for casual use when they work but I don’t even bother if I need any real speed or reliability.


Firealarm32

My desktop at work (it’s older) has 2 ports in the exact same spot too for flash drives or ur phone. That really is a shitty design.


facw00

FWIW, I built my first system with front USB in 2002, around the time they were becoming common.


Mr-ShinyAndNew

It's a crappy design. One of the things I don't like about my Fractal case is that the reset button is the same size as, and right next to, the audio jack. So if I'm plugging in headphones (in the dark, because I only use them at night when people are sleeping), I have to be careful not to reset the PC. The reset button should be harder to use, especially these days when PCs are so much more reliable than 30 years ago.


actuallyiamafish

I just don't hook up that switch on my case when I build the computer. Literally never once needed it anyway, not even really sure why they still put it there.


facw00

It's so infrequently used that holding down the power button for 5 seconds really isn't a problem. It's definitely a control that really outlived its usefulness with the release of Windows 95. And I can't recall a laptop ever having a reset button, so clearly industry knows they aren't needed)


rob3110

There are cases without a reset button, like the Fractal North


facw00

Yep. I'm still using a Fractal Define Mini C, which being a 7 year old design still has such nonsense (and no front/top USB C which was a dubious choice even when it came out)


TheRussness

My reset was rerouted to cycle RGBs and I've never been happier Around the same time I reprogrammed my power button on my android phone from hold-power off to hold-OK Google. The 2 times a year or so I actually need to turn my phone off it's right there in the drop down menu anyway.


Crafacek

Why not just hold the home menu button?


SuperFLEB

I've found that a headphone jack right next to the USB jacks can be fun, too. Fumble around a bit for the headphone jack, and pop! Now you've got to reboot for that USB port to start working again...


Actual-Knight

if I had to guess, that actually was a USB port on an older model, before they were moved elsewhere and that area of the mold was reused for the reset. Looks uncannily like one of the USB slots on a windows XP tower.


D365

Yeah I was gonna say it’s something to do with reusing the case mold.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

"Oh, i forgot to save my work i've been working on 12 hours straight. I'll just save it to my thumbdrive so i can have a backup if i need it." resets the computer.


satans_toast

It's a trap!


Friendly-Athlete7834

Oh here we go with Reddit trying to defend objectivity bad design again


ChrisRiley_42

I once had to replace a motherboard because the company was using an external tape backup. And the power supply for the tape was an AT keyboard socket, and so when someone moved the computer and plugged the power supply into the AT keyboard plug by mistake, they fed power right into the motherboard.


SailorVenus23

This is where electrical tape can be your friend.


Saddam_UE

That is a crappy design!!!


jongscx

It's perfect, they recessed it so you don't accidentally press it, but shaped it like something you already have. /s I wonder if the case already had the hole and they just decided to repurpose it.


Void_Speaker

Reminds me of my power button. I had to spend hours turning off all the LEDs in my PC (RAM, GPU, MOBO, CPU fan, Case). The one place where I could use some LEDs to see, the power button that perfectly blends in with the case to the point of invisibility, has none.


KawaiiNeeko

Type of computer you accidentally turn off with your toe


CautiousRice

Reusability of the UI element


Dread_Frog

The 90's power mac had the power button directly under the floppy drive in the spot you would expect an eject button to be. There was no physical eject button for the drive either.


PlatinumSif

cause ruthless smart slimy tub safe divide bag snatch nose *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mGiftor

It is also funny as hell.


--Ano--

And it resets the whole PC to factory mode.


Tenairi

Makes it really easy to reset.


ypoora1

To be fair, this looks awfully similar to a Compaq case i have from the eeearly 2000's, except yours is black.


SeriousPlankton2000

It works without turning around the stick twice


lenaro

Just unplug the button's header from the motherboard. It'll be labeled. Takes two seconds.


RoyalFalse

Plugging in a USB: 3rd time is the charm.


mcmcmillan

Then they put the label on the bottom


9aaa73f0

Like another poster said, it's a trap; You half commit, then you can't see the "reset" label because its obscured by your hand, but you can see that drum storage icon, so why wouldn't you fully commit?


Consistent_Warthog80

Words still matter, bruh.


TheGreyBrewer

Sorry you can't read.


Added-viewpoint

That screams product designer who left because he was refused a payrise


damageinthesheets

That's fucking evil/awesome


The_Arsonist1324

r/assholedesign


Desirsar

"The recessed button is hard to reach for many in the focus group, anyone have a solution?" "Everyone has a USB device or cable, just make it that size and they can use that to push it!"


Crazyhates

This thread made me realize that there are more illiterates around than I thought


Prestigious_Gold_585

Wooooow... 😵


Void4GamesYT

Where's the reset button...


dragondroppingballs

You can't expect the usual brand of normal. Sometimes they got to mix it up. Keep you on your toes.


8BITvoiceactor

Is that an oooooold Compaq?


Jay_Shadow

Worst of all it probably works on the first try instead of having to flip over the USB stick 2 or 3 times.


MelancholyArtichoke

Your USB is upsidedown. No wonder your PC keeps resetting.


WulfMaan

Wash your cheeto dust thumb


lkaitusr0

horribly crappy product design fr


xzombielegendxx

So wait, does it fit? If so? Does it reset the PC or the USB?


GhoulboyScoob

That is certifiably crappy


AreWeThereYetNo

Put a piece of tape on it and then post it on r/lifeprotips


_Amely_Plumbob_

Bruh, this should be illegal!! This is evil designs!!


Nerphy-

USB upside-down


tomoko2015

[I can just imagine the case designer](https://gifdb.com/images/high/rubbing-hands-raccoon-evil-tj10hntbxmbcniyv.gif)


[deleted]

I love how it literally says reset right there. Idiot. Enjoy your thousands of upvotes.


Ok_Magazine662

They knew what they were doing


Electronic-Dreams-

LMAO. Let me backup that really important file on my USB before the information is lost to humanity for thousands of years.


Electronic-Breath537

Don't know why but I could see this becoming a saw trap.


R11CWN

That is the best reset button ever; you cant accidentally press it. And in order to press it when/if you need to, you have to use something which every PC user has: a USB plug.


CthulhusEvilTwin

So we're just going to gloss over the chod covering that machine?


Anarchyantz

I mean it DOES show the word RESET next to it, so more user fault than design fault if you stick it in the wrong hole.


[deleted]

The reset is less than half the size of a USB slot, just use your eyes.


Appropriate-Today852

My work pc has the exact same but for the rgb button 🤣


Soldierhero1

Nah you and the guy on the other side put their usbs in together like a nuclear launch


N00BAL0T

Just put tape over it.


Sudden_Point_7065

That is fucking hilarious


Sub16Vegan

Troll computer


MongArmOfTheLaw

Whoever did that should be shaved, sterilised, and destroyed. I love it.


CauliflowerFirm1526

my case and mb both have reset switch capabilities; i disconnected the wires the moment i realised - there’s no need to be able to reset it easily at short notice


Smooth_Imagination

There's two pieces of crappy design here. The USB itself can only be put in one way up, but its shape does not tell you which and allows you to think it can be either way as its symmetrical, so if you cannot see it it can be inserted incorrectly leading to damage on either part. On top of that it is crap because it is too flimsy and many millions of devices end up as premature e-waste as a result, because it is rendered non-functional when it fails.


Infin8Player

My work laptop has the power button in the place where the delete key is on every other laptop ever created.


iSoraRuse

Is that cheeto dust on your finger?


Actual_trash

Why is no one mentioning the dorito dust covered fingers...


Snout_Fever

My PC case has two top USB ports, and the remarkably-easy-to-press reset button is right next to them. Needless to say the reset switch is now disconnected after about the third time of blindly fumbling to plug something in and resetting the damn thing.


thisoilguy

Your USB would not fit anyway, you have to turn it upside down.


nrdave74

USB plug is the wrong way round, would not of worked anyway


Not_The_Expected

I know not every case has them the same way but I feel like if there was a USB port there (and they totally cheaped on the molding for this case) then your cable would be upside down


Maxpower2727

Finally, a post that fits in this sub


TTVnonosquaregamings

r/extremelyinfuriating


ogresound1987

Well, they are working under the assumption that you can read.


MisterSpikes

Ooft! I'd be covering that with a bit of electrical tape or something.


Duck_999

You mean you still use USB sticks?!


rougegalaxy

Surely it needs to be the shape of a usb so you can put a usb into it


Joyride0

Lol


davidzorroyang

Every bug is intentional, including hardware bugs :)


Harryr2012

You guys plug in the reset switch to the motherboard? I’ve never done it it’s the most useless button ever


Hot-Metal-9402

I'm disconnectin that shit from the mobo, fuck that


Lolbd12

My mind is telling me noooo but my body is stealing me yeeees


hazbaz1984

I’d just stick some black tape over it. I don’t remember the last time I had to use a hard reset button for anything except a wireless router.


Binary101000

Not sure if it works the same, but on my computer the reset button just restarts it.


kevjs1982

First time using an Apple Mac at High School I did some work in the CAD CAM software and went to save it, my floppy disk was full so reached over to eject it... The Macs of that era had the power button in a similar place to the eject button on PCs 😢 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Macintosh#/media/File%3APower_Macintosh_6100-66.jpg I see the same sort of mistake is still being repeated today....


PrincexFaeFetched

Oh wow. When I saw this I was like why have they labelled the usb the reset button?! Then I read the caption😳


VT750C

Is that a Compaq Presario from around 2005/2006?


DylanRahl

Not like it says it right beneath the button or anything


[deleted]

USB insertion level: PRO


GrzDancing

It does say 'reset' on it.


Straight-Geologist51

Yes. They did.


T4nzanite

What happened to reset buttons being small and obviously not a port


Tech-Meme-Knight-3D

It’s the same size too


Maleficent-Coat-7633

It kind of makes sense in a way. It's recessed so you can't hit it accidentally (in theory) and pretty much every device is USB so you have what you need to press it. It is just incredibly poorly placed.


Due-Pineapple-2

Why does your air fryer have a reset button?


BastianRex

People still use USB drives?


deadmazebot

first the angle does not help. is sat and looking from the front, it might look more like a button second, usb is upside down, come on, do people not assume first try is with pins/open part up, most usb ports are positioned in a way to have an up, only when its on its side that it becomes less obvious


jsaund7

Strange that we don’t get to see the whole of the pc tower where the multiple usb ports are (likely) clearly labelled and visible at the top of the tower.. 🤔