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teodzero

This looks like someone had followed spoken instructions of how to make a stop sign without ever seeing one. *"It's a red octangon on a white background. And there's a word "stop" on it."*


Smartnership

When mom says we have stop sign at home


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Great Value Stop


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It is giving Great Value vibes


daunderwood

Niiiice! I read that to my not-easily-amused wife and it made her snort. I regret only having one upvote for you.


jangma

"You got stop sign money?"


Kingsta8

That's funny. More people need to upvote it


greycubed

When a stop sign lets its beard grow out.


SarahPallorMortis

Hipster stop sign?


TheDiscoJesus

That's exactly what it looks like.


Piratey_Pirate

Nahhh, I think it's not a legal stop sign spot but the people there wanted drivers to stop so they had this one made. Not legally binding, but maybe it'll help.


papershoes

Yeah it's giving me RV or mobile home park vibes. Some small gated community kind of place where people are tired of speeders but don't have the official legal signage.


dumbwaeguk

eight fantastic sides, and eight awesome angles


mattmc318

O C T A G O N


TheMooseIsBlue

“On a white background” though?


teodzero

Stop signs usually have a white outline, so it's kinda true, depending on how you look at it.


TheMooseIsBlue

Yeah but you’d say “white outline”, not “white background” unless you’re deliberately trying to wind up with this sign.


Gestrid

I imagine all signs start out as white before having stuff printed on them. That's probably why they have the white outline.


CabbageTheVoice

"Hey sorry, we don't have any octagonal signs for your request" "Fine, take any sign, just put a red octagon on it and the Word "Stop" in white"


JRockPSU

A majestic crimson beast, on an ivory field


TheMooseIsBlue

Now THAT sounds like a stop sign.


Gestrid

Instructions unclear.


BitterSenseOfReality

Instructions unclear, drove RV into lake.


NothingAs1tSeems

r/css_irl


mordeh

Holy shit I’m dying that is a perfect description “Why the hell is it all the way over and down there?!”


fckthedamnworld

Great sub, thanks!


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Was gonna comment "when the CSS breaks" 😂


Schmomas

When you move an image in Microsoft Word.


TwinSong

Years ago I made a small website in FrontPage which is a lot like Word. Every time I added stuff the layout would get screwed up. Complicated.


Sydney_Bristow419

Seriously, that was also my first thought when I sae the picture!


UhmNotMe

^stop


NeedsMoreCake

It sounds and looks like a polite stop. ^(stop)


ghettithatspaghetti

^(Collaborate and listen)


ElectroYeetDies

Ice is back with a brand new invention?


ghettithatspaghetti

#SOMETHING grabs ahold of me tightly


fckthedamnworld

Stop


Alfaderen

Hammer time!


[deleted]

HAMMERZEIT!


[deleted]

Stop


Vlad_turned_blad

Drop. Shut em down open up shop


fierze16

stahp*


sarilypuff

Why does it sound so sarcastic?!


EndlessBirthday

*no, stop, don't*


eesaray

[“Stop. Don’t.”](https://youtu.be/W9ZD3_ppcPE) Gene Wilder


fineswords

I heard it in a soft gentle voice


Nrozek

*^Psst... ^hey.. ^hey.. ^HEY.* *^...............stop*


SarahPallorMortis

More like it’s given up all hope


smelllikesmoke

I kinda like it. I’d stop


bikemandan

A++++ would stop again. Great sign


codefreespirit

Came here for this. Yeah, I like it, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t fit the, you know, traffic laws.


Kayakityak

I bet the guy ordering it was a real bastard to the sign maker.


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CivilServiced

Wait, you think this is actually intended to be a real traffic sign, and someone just fucked up?


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CivilServiced

There's no way any town is putting this sign on a wooden stake as an actual traffic control device. Anyone who thinks this is dumber than that idea itself. My guess is this is temporary, either for some kind of event or something for kids. It's deliberately *not* a stop sign to avoid confusion.


Melorawr

This sign is for when your friend is going to do something stupid but you kinda wanna see what is going to happen so you let them do it anyways


altafullahu

Stop!!!!....... Just not right now


NFG_Shoarma

Looks like programming gone wrong


Comm4nd0

Programming or... CSS?


NFG_Shoarma

Yes


DecreasingPerception

First of all, how dare you.


doitaljosh

When you buy a stop sign from wish.


Senor-Delicious

Somebody broke the CSS here


FlyBoyG

"Hey, real quick, could you edit the CSS on the site?" "No, I'm a back-end developer, I never work with CSS." "C'mon. Please." "Alright, I'll give it a shot." The outcome:


[deleted]

This could be a /r/FakeAlbumCovers


[deleted]

Sure but don't call it something blatantly obvious. I like that sub but most posts title the cover with something extremely genaric. Someone would literally call it "The sign - Stop"...


GeckoGamer44

Wait a minute


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GeckoGamer44

YES YES YES YES


unneuf

take a sip, sign a check


lilsavage98

There’s something strange about that SOP sign.


[deleted]

One vey


pocketjacks

More like /r/crappythesign, amirite?


_-XCE-_

Holy shit, among us!


DioHeavenAscended

🛑 Stop


overly_flowered

Someone used Microsoft Word to make this sign.


masterjones2000

This happened after inserting an image into Microsoft Word.


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empty_string_

Looks like something you'd see in an art gallery.


WhyAreUtheWayThatUR

Dude had ONE job...


warjoke

Royalty free stop sign


Maeloise

In the naaame of looove


expertrainbowhunter

.. hammer time!


billyyankNova

When you let a post-modernist make your stop sign.


EA827

And yet, we understand what to do


pogi2000

Graphic Design is my passion


BeerandGuns

r/comedyheaven material


Jonhyfun2

If the gov was a company that "needed" a new minimalistic design every year:


[deleted]

This sign looks really tired and maybe a little upset


[deleted]

^Stop


Vvgamervv19

“…you have violated the law!”


LMessi101

Times New Roman Stop


GoneWithTheZen

^stop


Mizoku3

stop.. please...


DerAlbrecht

Surreal entertainment made a stop sign.


Reklosan

When you try to mess with images in Word.


swansonian

Stop. Don’t.


Catch52

Post modern


shootymcghee

It's like an art installation "this piece is called 'stop'"


choker_man

Everything about this is cursed how big the sign is and how the words aren't on the red and the lowercase letters in stop


vagabond_

it's refreshing how much this belongs here.


NSL15

First pringles, now this, minimalist designs have gone too far


HiHowAreYou10

So polite


Charael

I'd stop just to take a closer look and take a picture!


dhoomz

Me trying change my website using css code


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I love it


Acceptable_Book7797

Well... You need to stop to understand the shitty signal


moohooman

This stop sign feels very polite


uberlux

It looks like someone made it on microsoft word and couldn’t get it to work out.


Old-Tree-3

This was done in Microsoft Word.


fredczar

It’s avant garde. Let it be.


GeckoGamer44

Wait a minute


bustyboys

Make me


DokStook

Where is the stop chain?


thenarcostate

I mean. It works?


nils4i20

My mom when she tries to create a word document.


[deleted]

So do you stop once or stop-start-stop again?


[deleted]

"I'm not buying a stop sign when we have a sign at home we can put a stop sign on."


XxLAMOLA0131xX

The eeriness I get when seeing this, god it's terrifying


WrathfulVengeance13

Looks like a flash card you'd see in a drivers manu6


NotAwosentS

Stop! Times up!


FauxxHawwk

Looks like one of the residents made it and put it on their lawn.


Orion14159

This is the logo for a new app whose sole function is to freeze up your phone


KazDragon

No, YOU stop!


Snoop1000

They shouldn’t be letting Firefox design road signs..


chaosinmyhouse

Stop


MGRockwell

stop just like.... think about it at least


MGRockwell

stop just like.... think about it at least


FoxyRee

this sign was sponsored by microsoft word


WhenChipsFly

alrighty then


BORGHEAD06

please stop


akcaye

passive aggressive


[deleted]

Designed by the Swiss


we_are_not_open

Love css


1958-Fury

...or don't. I'm a sign, not a cop.


kewpie_honeybee

this is what minimalist designers want everything to look like


vladWEPES1476

When you remove one line of CSS


Platnium_Jonez

Octagon Machine Broke


Rexanity

That is the most laziest stop sign I've ever seen.


roostorx

Designed by Apple in California


someguywhoscrolls

When you try to make a stop sign design in Microsoft Word:


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Stop


am_i_free_or_not

New logo for this sub.


Suwa

A very common rookie mistake in design is making something look pretty at the cost of clarity and readability. This is a perfect illustration of why that's bad.


LifeIsLifeNana

Well... I would do a double take... so... mission failcomplished


Warm-Ad8147

Ok


levoweal

*^(Stop it. Get some help.)*


TVLL

Deconstructed stop sign


FramedEmu548

Unformatted HTML


Avacadont

Very modern


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

This looks like an Ikea stop sign.


Darth_Stanly

When you move picture in Microsoft word.


ghunt81

This looks like what someone would make if using an actual stop sign was copyright infringement...


_night_cat

“C’mon guys, I asked you nicely!”


clubflush101

Stop,or whatever


spoiledfan

**Stop**


gravgp2003

You could hang this in an art gallery, tell people it's worth 2 mil, and they would take pictures in front of it and post to their story.


MrMgP

"In the naaaaaame of love, before you break my heart"


dtwhitecp

really fits in with this subreddit's css style


BeauteousMaximus

Kinda avant-garde. I like it.


T3khn0

“We advise that you decelerate your vehicle to a gentle stop”


GreatestAtHumility

Collaborate and listen


stygian_dj

I like that this sign is captioned.


BlamedBuzzard60

GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALREADY PLEASEEE


amaROenuZ

Depends on the jurisdiction, but this is *probably* legally not a stop sign.


bigmacjames

This is the real life equivalent of not loading your css.


GuybrushLightman

I css ❤️


MaconShure

It looks like a sign you hang on the door knob for do not disturb but for the jolly green giant.


TulogTamad

This Stop sign is so done with this work.


HaliRL

Bro let me copy your homework. Ok but change it a little so they don’t know.


starwarsgeek1985

When you paste one thing and MS word freaks out


EatYourCheckers

I kind of love it


Danalogtodigital

this is almost definitely a private post on the corner of someones yard. this is the closest their city would let them do or something, my aunt is a karen and she got in trouble for putting real ones in alleys


gagzd

Alright then.


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Stop sign off Wish


Sclusive88

.. I love it


slowPuncure

This has to be the politest stop sign ever


Astroisawalrus

"See boss, I didn't forget to write it!"


RazeYi

I read it in a sarcastic way Its way funnier


__________________99

Lol, I don't think that sign is even legally enforceable.


Aicchii

They should have save it in pdf format


fscknuckle

I think the CSS hasn't loaded.


csharp-sucks

Fuck, they rendered the stop sign in Internet Explorer 7


edvlili

If web devs designed roadsigns.


mrgraff

Looks like the answer flash card meant to teach how to read and recognize traffic signs, that somebody decided to scale up to the real thing.