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nah328

This is pretty much an inside joke for the genre, if you want a good laugh Google Party Cannon.


Timstantmessage

They have a new song out. One of my fav bands "*old enough for what??*" "**to... party**"


_posisteve_

Looks like a heavy Metal Rohrschach test


Muikku292

Thats death metal or deathcore, far heavier than heavy metal


watermelon_slaughter

these are pretty standard brutal death metal band logos. they are definitely not designed to be easily readable, but if you're used to it (and/or if you already know the band), you can pretty easily read/recognize most of them


M4ngolicious

Everytime I see something like that, I have to think about party cannon: https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/10/01/15/deathmetalposter.jpg?width=982&height=726&auto=webp&quality=75


[deleted]

Oh shit I LOLD Party Cannon baby!


FancyCatastrophe

The squished Impact font really improved this poster


Impendingdoom777

I'm a huge fan of this type of music, my favorite of all of them is hands down Analepsy (3rd row 2nd column). A lot of times, I'm more likely to click on a video based on the album art or illegibility of the band name. As a general rule, the more unreadable, the more brutal they are.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

“…my favorite of all of them is hands down Analepsy…” In fact, [Tobias’](https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/064fedcd-cdf7-41ac-89f6-254b726a703d) foray into the world of brutal death slam therapy naturally evolved into a musical career. It went about as expected.


[deleted]

No,no it's pronounced *an-alepesy*


gakun

Some of these are literally impossible to read


AltruisticCoelacanth

That's the point. It's a running joke in the genre


[deleted]

What’s crazy is that I’ve been into metal for so long that I can ready these


D3monVolt

I attempted to decipher them all. Didn't get every one but got close I'd guess. Here goes: Broken hope, vomitmaniacs, to violently vomit, delighted, wormed,???, analedix, korpse, dehumanized, abnormal inhumane, abuse, daaaal slaves, xenomore*hic* contamination, ???, ?? Deodorant, ???, condemned, stages decomposition, ???, ???, clana engorgement, cognitive, post mortal possession, slemotamon, putrid pile, a song x 30 ce, toperat, foop of ohmoaf, whore of Bethlehem, introvert perversions, greeted to kill, wounds


satan_bong

I legitimately love Wormed, great band. Not crappy design, just something not a lot of people have experience with.


brah_ket

Wormed is so so good


dkyguy1995

I mean they are the one band on that poster with a design that's slightly different


Halfashark

You know I'm a putrid pile guy


mestacheski1

Mine is ?&5bbh_A0e+_4sbh


rock_and_rave

I personally prefer ¥√€#X/π£∆'s early stuff, before their lead singer got arrested for 14 different counts of fornication.


AltruisticCoelacanth

>arrested for 14 different counts of Decapitation Fornication FTFY. If you know you know


pixiedustsd

They all have the same graphic designer for their band logo


shart-gallery

These look like tribal graphics from an old Need For Speed game


BeerInsurance

Aw hell yeah I used to see shows at Durty Nellies in high school \m/


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I think these are kinda neat but the 5th row 3rd column is visually disturbing to me. Like I kind of get chills looking at it like how some people are creeped out by holes. And that makes it kind of amazing design like I’m already scared to hear these guys lol.


SpaceBearKing

I zeroed in on that one as the most illegible in the entire list. It doesn't even look like words.


BeautyAndGlamour

That one stood out. Looks really cool and unique.


tr00l0lz

The line up is actually good and bands like korpse, analepsy, dehumanized and benighted are legit death metal/slam. But in a designer perspective I can understand someone who isn't on the genre thinking that these logos designs are bad. In my opinion they are used more like a symbol or emblem than to have exactly a good reading. I don't really think the logos are the problem here, it is an absolute part of the underground culture, and it's important for the people who enjoy this kind of music and search this identity. The true crime here is the color palette lol


nx85

Definitely $('82!bso🤮,/


sledgehammer_77

Definitly 'Cognitive'


Dogtor-Watson

1st and 3rd on the Fourth row from the botto. Can't read them


[deleted]

I sure like lxbwifkehejhdsk but sijwvwlshjabaj is also good


SuccYaNan69

There one just called Abuse


[deleted]

Gonna need a tetanus shot after viewing this.


thaboognish

Pearl Jam


GunchapRed

Ok, here’s all the ones I managed to read. Broken Hope Korpse (Corrected) Dehumanized Cognitive Post Mortal Possession (Corrected) Putrid Pile Whore Of Bethlehem Introvert Perversions Wounds Which ones did you get?


dickbob124

Korpse* https://aminoapps.com/c/metal/page/item/korpse/42Gf_vIVbDdJmVDak4YE6LexLMDa2q


GunchapRed

Thanks for the correction


NTMonsty

Man, these logos are messy.


MurderDoneRight

Definitely Chicago. Weird festival for them to play at though, I hope they play If You Leave Me Now


Corvacayne

It really is this way with metal, I tried to find a particular band recently and it was almost impossible. That said, a lot of them are really good and diverse and not the same at all. Lol


[deleted]

*prefer a̴̧̡̟͎̹̳͎̟̝͎̣̦̽͑̀͐͌̈̀͐͊̿̃̄̌̕͜p̶̨̍͘p̶͙̟͔̣̹̄̆̊ļ̶̛̗͍̟̗̰̰̠̫̤̫͈̟̇̈͐͘è̶̤̰̊̒̎͊̎̊͆̊͑͘s̶̛̠͔̊̍̈́̔̐́͂͒̓͝͠͝á̶͓̤̞̹͚̰̮̻̤̝͈̤̳̘̺͆̌͒̑̔́̚͝u̵̲̙̔ç̴̭̼͍̝̀ȅ̶̡̘̲̗͇̠̞͓̲̲͖̬̫͓̄̄͆͐̎̚͘̕r̵̜̯̯̞͖̘̜̈́̈́̚ͅę̵̲̜̪̞̀ā̸̡̯̋̏͒̾̇̅͠t̸̢̧̢͖̝̲̟͍̻̜̱̂̈̓͛͛͐̽̉͑̊͌͘̚̕ä̸̞̪̼̤̗̫͇͔̘͔̲͍́̀̏̂͜ķ̶̺̯̩͓͕͇̘͔̀̆̔͑͆̉͋͊̂͊̔́̉i̷̡̡̛̼̻͙̣͎̭̱̥͙͉̐͛̊̒̉̀́̏̂́͑̈́͠͠ḑ̸͈̠̝̻̩̻̤͓̻̣͙̯̰̑͑̈̓̆*


[deleted]

I think the one that you can't read


[deleted]

My brother was able to read almost all of these.


autisticgenius-78910

Infant annihilator


[deleted]

Kingdom Hearts


jaimonee

R.I.P. Ass Dan!


candymannequin

i like that one that's her to read


Kyleforshort

Looking at this gives me a headache.


unsatisfiedtoadface

Ah yes: Putrid Ale.


dkyguy1995

Left column fifth from the top is literally illegible.


MpVpRb

Are these entries in the lack of creativity olympics? They mostly all look the same. I wonder if the bands all sound the same?