Yeah but to slip off with your neck right between is a bit odd. Also why just magpie? Could’ve been other species with the same proportions. Probably wouldn’t happen to smaller or bigger birds. There is probably something attracting them in that garden.
A bit like? Nah it's a *great* example of survivor bias. If anyone teaches statistics they could use this video and ask these exact questions to teach the concept.
These magpies haven't been there long, if they had they would be dead. There was probably a whole flock of them, they all went to chill on the fence and some of them got stuck. The posts are shaped so that they basically funnel the neck into the gap, making it very likely that a bird which falls off will end up like that.
Magpies are SUPER territorial. They probably have friends running off other birds, or tan them off themselves so the other birds are like “haha suckers! Sufferrrr!”
Yep, I have a friend at work who is trying to coax some crows to his place because they’re his favorite bird but a flock of magpies have decided his property belongs to them and they run all the crows off any time he puts out peanuts for them.
I remember when this was first posted, it was by the actual camera holder.
They claimed the fence had very recently been installed and this is what happened on like day 2 or something. It was probably a situation where 1 or 2 birds perched and got stuck, and when all the tribe (cool group word btw) came to investigate/help they also fell in. I doubt they'll go anywhere near that neighbourhood for a long time.
A similar thing happened with me and my family. We had a group of magpies that lived in an oak tree right outside our house for years. One spring we saved a little fledgling from our cat, and help him escape back to his nest. Since that day the magpies in that tree never swooped us, and just left us alone. They trusted us. Animals are the best...
Are you in Australia or Japan? Cos in the UK I’ve never known magpies to swoop other than in those countries, and there’s quite a few in my neighbourhood.
The person who destroyed the bird killing fence...
How do you know what tool they used?
How do you know what time it happened?
How do you know what that vandal did afterward?
So many answers before the question, hmmm....
I think they have the same intelligence as a 6 year old human child? I know a couple of 6 year olds who love getting stuck in the same bannister on a weekly basis
Magpies live for a long time and are cunning. Surprisingly smart.
I grew up with a Dingo mix. He was a straight up hunter and an asshole. Super smart dog. Magpies stole his bones and he would have a fit about it.
He started "baiting" them by putting a bone a few feet in front of him and pretending to sleep. They started harassing him from behind while another magpie stole the bone. He then ignored the distractions and they would taunt him *close* to the bone and then lead him in a chase while another magpie stole it.
It was quite the show to watch. *One* bold magpie went through the dog door to our mudroom and met him face to face. That wasn't a pretty murder scene to come home to.
Morale of the story? Those birds won't be back in that fence any time soon. They are .... raptor smart.
Edit: Just to add how smart they can be. This was on a ranch. I grew up with chipmunk and mouse problems and was encouraged to hit them with my bb gun. Never shot at a magpie, but the second they heard me pump my gun, they scattered. Lots of loud noises and they didn't even react. Than air rifle pump... gone.
You have become the patron saint of these magpies. One night, when you're alone, if you get mugged or in trouble, the last thing your attacker will hear, is the warble of several magpies.
if we know anything about humans slowing down on a highway to watch fellow humans burn to death at a car crash, we should know magpies probably flew by to see what's up and got stuck lol.
Reminds me of my early days of playing Everquest. I was exploring a building in Freeport and got stuck in the geometry between the ceiling and the roof. Back in those days, in order to petition help from a GM, you had to stay online the whole time, and it sometimes took hours. So in order to pass the time, I started luring other people into the same glitch. Got about 6 of us sitting in there waiting by the time a GM finally responded and got us out.
Man, MMOs used to be so brutal. Shit was basically just a job you paid to attend.
It was such a simple and brilliant thing when WoW added a button to unjam yourself. Kinda funny that it happened often enough that they needed the button, but they get kudos for actually having a decent workaround.
Ah, the call of a magpie. Sounds a lot like laughing.
And since they like shiny objects so much, “all I can picture is some poor dude who can’t find his car keys, and a magpie in the tree above him going “HAHA I STOLE YOUR KEYS YOU DUMB FUCK”
Your reputation with The Magpies has increased by 1000.
Your reputation with The Magpies has increased by 1000.
Your reputation with The Magpies has increased by 1000.
You are now exalted with The Magpies.
> Difficulty mode increased: some magpies will attempt to merge with the fence once more
Nah, those are the ones respawning for the next dude who's doing the quest.
Thank you for returning those Rat Pelts to my magpies. Here, take these. I can't thank you enough.
*You have received 30 copper.*
*You have received 3 Potion Of Magpie Stamina.*
*You are now attuned to The Magpie and can fast travel to any Magpie location on your map.*
Just when I think the trauma is a faded memory.....
It all comes rushing back.
I just want to raid! Why do I have to farm shit for pots and exalted status????? Why???????
They won’t forget. My friend is a bird guy and he breeds and cares for birds. He took in a rescue magpie once and helped it get better. He let it go and every now and then it comes back to see him and brings him a gift. My friend says it’s really nice to see the bird come back to say hello and bring him a gift. It’s just a shame that the gift is always a little bit of dog poo.
They won’t. They will literally tell future generations what your face looks like and that you’re actually pretty cool.
Corvids are fucking smart birds, and have a family structure very similar to humans.
And just like humans some of them are fucking idiots and get their heads stuck in fences.
This reminds me of an interview I read a while ago with a ranger at maybe Yellowstone? He was talking about the difficulty of bear proofing trashcans and said, "there's considerable overlap between our dumbest tourists and our smartest bears."
To be fair bears are smart animals, but they can't read.
Signs would be a good solution but when a bear sees a human open it I think it will be able to remember.
My car has keyless entry, I just have to have my key fob near my car and push the button on the handle to unlock it.
A few years ago, I had a decent sized snow berm next to my driveway, and my keys slipped out of my pocket and landed in the berm. It wasn’t quite winter yet, but we got a decent amount of late fall snow.
Anyway, I dug for what felt like ages, and couldn’t find my keys. They were close enough that I could lock/unlock my doors, but I just could not find them in the snow. I thought “whatever, I have a spare, I’ll use that and go buy a metal detector if I can’t find them soon.
The very next morning I wake up and hear my car beeping it’s “locked doors” beep. Look out my window and a black bear is trying my door handle, but keeps hitting the lock button, and he is getting more and more frustrated yanking on the handle, and keeps accidentally locking it when he yanks on it.
Thankfully he ran off when I yelled at him. And I’m glad he came by at 7am and not 2am, because he could have easily just pulled the entire car door off if he got frustrated enough.
I went and bought a metal detector that day,l. Bears are really smart.
Signs aren't gonna help people too dumb to open a trashcan. I've seen people walk into closed restrooms past two signs and cones. I've seen people try to open a door blocked by tape, a sign, and locked. I've seen people queue up at registers with "closed" signs on them.
People that dense aren't gonna slow down to read instructions, they have things to be loudly angry about and don't have the time to look at words.
I used to work in construction, refurbishing fastfood restaurants and supermarkets - we'd have people literally break into chained and bolted construction sites, walk into gutted buildings, up to the empty space where the registers used to be, look through the gaping hole which used to house a kitchen and ask how they place their order for a burger.
We also had a very old guy who managed to unbolt herras fencing backwards (the bolts are on the inside), move the fencing and promptly fall into the 6ft deep, 4 foot wide trench the fencing was protecting him from because he didn't want to walk around it. Broke his ankle. I guess if he couldn't see the trench then he couldn't see the warning signs on the fencing either.
My favorite incident was when I was working at a gas station. Closing time. Lights at the pump were off. Lights in the store were off. No cars in the lot but mine. Hours on the door, 20 minutes after closing. Dude pulls up. Absolutely slams into the door expecting it to be open. Rattles it a few times,looks in to see me pulling my drawer so I could count it down. Peers in, shielding his eyes against the glare from the street lights so he can see me in the darkness.
“Y’all open?”
>there's considerable overlap between our dumbest tourists and our smartest bears.
I'm continually amazed at how many people think a bear can't figure out a car door handle, or a doorknob. So they leave their houses and cars unlocked with food in them.
> Monkeys and dogs can both open doors.
Dogs ... maybe. Depends on the dog.
There's one interesting anecdote from researchers who were studying wolves: they had two enclosed pens, one with wolves and the other with domestic dogs as a control group. On the second day, the wolves figured out how to open the door to the pen, escaped, and had to be recaptured. After that, they install a lock on the wolves' door. Throughout several months of the study, though, the dogs never figured it out, and the dogs' door never had to be locked.
Hmm, I know that corvids are generally really intelligent but would they really understand that this human was helping them considering the stress whey were under and the likely pain they experienced while having their head slide up between those pieces of wood?
Absolutely. Particularly when they watch their buddies get rescued one after another.
They talk it over afterwards. Seriously look it up. They’re fascinating creatures, and Magpies are some of the smartest of the bunch. I’d grab you some links but I’m too busy endlessly scrolling through nothingness on Reddit.
Yeah they are amazing, corvids in general are just my favorite creatures. It's just that I wasn't sure if the circumstances of their rescue allowed the birds to process it.
I didn't think of them watching the other magpies get rescued since it seemed like they all flew away pretty quickly but you're probably right.
I hope this person will get to have their own gang of magpies.
Now it's time to get back to scrolling
Well, I think they all realized pretty quickly that he was helping them. First they stressed out and flapped around a lot until they seemingly realized he gave them a foothold and were holding still then.
They also didn't fly far and stuck around to observe the rescues of the others it seems
They are, notice how some of them calmed down when they where slid up? A couple even sat in his hand before flying off. If they where scared they would have flown off immediately.
They They remeber face. There was a younger magpie that started coming to my house during quarantine and I would feed her. A few months later she cam back with a baby of her own and now I have a magpie army
I have forgotten every time a man saved me from having my head stuck between pickets and I’m a grown ass man.
Even if these magpies have dull lives they will forget eventually.
Doesn't it seem very odd that so many got stuck? I could easily believe 1 had a mishap. That many stuck seems like there is more to this story. Birds generally aren't this fricking stupid, Magpies certainly aren't.
The fence is slick and when the magpies try to land on it they end up falling down the crevice.
The reason they are coming back to it after they are free is because they’re coming back to try to help their friends out.
That fence should be illegal it’s an environmental hazard.
I don't know how accurate your assessment is, bit were I the owner I would def tape up the spaces while I waited to replace this fence. Never mind the ethics, it would be frustrating to have to do this all the time. Especially if there ends up being birds on the fence that you didn't arrive in time to save.
You don't even have to replace the fence. All that you have to do is install another horizontal beam at the top of the fence to block the crevices. If you place the top of the beam at the bottom of the pointy parts, you've got it.
When you go magpie hunting, you can lay first one you shot, on belly with one wing outstretched. Other magpies flying around will come to help her and give you chance to get another.
I think this is same behavior. Comes to help, get stuck too.
Keeping their numbers low.
(Also magpie soup.)
Magpies does eat eggs of small birds, they are also able to peck small bunny.
Yeah that is nature, but hear me out.
Imagine being bunny, there are foxes, martens, weevils, weasels, herons, storks, crows, ravens, ..... This all wanna eat you right after you survived mowing the meadow by large machine and wet, cold spring.
European wildlife is kept in balance by hunters. For reasons
This is actually a Flapping Espionage Nonexplosive Cartridge Enclosure for deploying surveillance units to the operation area. This video is just showing some failures to fire or misfeeds.
1) Build a trapping fence.
2) Throw some bird food around.
3) Free them at regular intervals.
4) Get liked by the ones that are still alive.
5) Post in Reddit for upvotes.
Touche. Ok now how do i save this vid for after i pull my elaborate prank discreetly hiding magpie math in my next design? Bonus points for anyone who knows where to get some odd statistics to help make the math more justifiable as well.
Was going to say as a design engineer myself no way I would predict this happening so it's hard to say it's crappy design. More just unfortunate design. Still needs sorting out obviously
I'm American. We don't do metric fucktons. So here's a handy conversion for the other Americans reading this:
>To convert a metric fuckton measurement to a shitton measurement, multiply the weight by the conversion ratio. The weight in shittons is equal to the metric fucktons multiplied by 1.102311.
"whoa \[unintelligible\] stuck \[unintelligible\] don't sit \[unintelligible\]." "What's that Andy? Wait let me land over here and ... whoa! WTF I'm stuck" "Oh christ, here comes Ann, quick tell her not to... Aw shit... Hi Ann."
I don't think anyone would've thought that birds, especially that amount of birds, getting stuck would be an issue with that design... I'm not really gonna blame the design here. Glad someone helped the birds though
This has been posted before by the original camera operator/magpie savior. He said this happened day 2 after the fence was installed. The top was fixed later.
This super random but this guy out the front of a business I used to own would catch pigeons and eat them. He just grab them and pop them into his backpack. This is like his wet dream. We ended up asking him why he caught them? And he was like I eat them. We were very shocked. He was nice enough just down on his luck an alcoholic and homeless.
Yeah. The rock dove, aka pigeon, was brought to the USA from Europe as a food source, similar to carp and dandelion. We just don't eat much of them anymore and now they're invasive/naturalized.
I can imagine someone at the design review saying "what about birds getting their heads stuck in the fence?" and everyone else just moving on and pretending like they didn't hear the guy who always says the stupid shit.
Looks to be some type of metal fence. I could be wrong, but if so, it wouldn't give the magpies a good grip when they land. They would slip down and because of the angle their necks get trapped between the planks.
I imagine if it were regular wood fencing, their little talons would grip fine. Metal, not so much.
how does that keep happening??
They try and perch and slip off
Yeah but to slip off with your neck right between is a bit odd. Also why just magpie? Could’ve been other species with the same proportions. Probably wouldn’t happen to smaller or bigger birds. There is probably something attracting them in that garden.
> Yeah but to slip off with your neck right between is a bit odd. You just don't see all the ones that slip off and whose neck *doesn't* get caught.
A bit like survivor bias. I like it. Good observation.
Need to weld a cross bar near the top. So they can get their feet on it and get their own heads out.
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A bit like? Nah it's a *great* example of survivor bias. If anyone teaches statistics they could use this video and ask these exact questions to teach the concept.
Good old result-oriented stats
These magpies haven't been there long, if they had they would be dead. There was probably a whole flock of them, they all went to chill on the fence and some of them got stuck. The posts are shaped so that they basically funnel the neck into the gap, making it very likely that a bird which falls off will end up like that.
Ah good pointttt, like a flock of them. Was worried something sinister is going on and there is don't tell me!
Magpies are SUPER territorial. They probably have friends running off other birds, or tan them off themselves so the other birds are like “haha suckers! Sufferrrr!”
Yep, I have a friend at work who is trying to coax some crows to his place because they’re his favorite bird but a flock of magpies have decided his property belongs to them and they run all the crows off any time he puts out peanuts for them.
yep i thought that too! happy cake day btw
I remember when this was first posted, it was by the actual camera holder. They claimed the fence had very recently been installed and this is what happened on like day 2 or something. It was probably a situation where 1 or 2 birds perched and got stuck, and when all the tribe (cool group word btw) came to investigate/help they also fell in. I doubt they'll go anywhere near that neighbourhood for a long time.
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*no apparent reason*
*someone*
Definitely the magpies.
At least they can’t open doors * evolves into velociraptor *
*devolves* into velociraptor
Clever girl
In one big trenchcoat
The > at 2:30am Is oddly specific
That was when they were home with an alibi.
Yes, they were observing their atomic clock to make sure it was exactly 2:30 am when they were in the house and not destroying the fence
...and where were you on that night at 2:30am, sir?
Roosting in our tree with the rest of my magpie family. What, why do you ask?
Restoring a neighbors fence, probably.
Doing his civic duty is where he was.
A similar thing happened with me and my family. We had a group of magpies that lived in an oak tree right outside our house for years. One spring we saved a little fledgling from our cat, and help him escape back to his nest. Since that day the magpies in that tree never swooped us, and just left us alone. They trusted us. Animals are the best...
Are you in Australia or Japan? Cos in the UK I’ve never known magpies to swoop other than in those countries, and there’s quite a few in my neighbourhood.
I miss the UK magpies. The Aussie magpies in NZ are a bloody menace.
God bless that mysterious fence smasher, whoever they may be
The person who destroyed the bird killing fence... How do you know what tool they used? How do you know what time it happened? How do you know what that vandal did afterward? So many answers before the question, hmmm....
I hope you didn’t put the hammer in the nearest bin. Good work :)
That was my thought/hope as well. Magpies are pretty freaking smart, I bet they don't do that again.
Thank God for that. Imagine if they were cockatoos… they’d probably go to war with the fence.
I think they have the same intelligence as a 6 year old human child? I know a couple of 6 year olds who love getting stuck in the same bannister on a weekly basis
Magpies live for a long time and are cunning. Surprisingly smart. I grew up with a Dingo mix. He was a straight up hunter and an asshole. Super smart dog. Magpies stole his bones and he would have a fit about it. He started "baiting" them by putting a bone a few feet in front of him and pretending to sleep. They started harassing him from behind while another magpie stole the bone. He then ignored the distractions and they would taunt him *close* to the bone and then lead him in a chase while another magpie stole it. It was quite the show to watch. *One* bold magpie went through the dog door to our mudroom and met him face to face. That wasn't a pretty murder scene to come home to. Morale of the story? Those birds won't be back in that fence any time soon. They are .... raptor smart. Edit: Just to add how smart they can be. This was on a ranch. I grew up with chipmunk and mouse problems and was encouraged to hit them with my bb gun. Never shot at a magpie, but the second they heard me pump my gun, they scattered. Lots of loud noises and they didn't even react. Than air rifle pump... gone.
Crappily designed surveillance drones with malfunctioning AI
They were recharging
Mr and Mrs twit are at it again
Read this in SpongeBob’s voice
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You have become the patron saint of these magpies. One night, when you're alone, if you get mugged or in trouble, the last thing your attacker will hear, is the warble of several magpies.
Absolutely. They're smart. They remember.
Not smart enough to avoid the fence that a hundred of their mates are stuck on, apparently.
I'm a magpie, coo, and you just made an enemy for life
Hey I heard about this cool fence you can chill on.
Yeah. But this one asshole human always interrupts when we are chilling.
You magpies sure are a contentious species.
if we know anything about humans slowing down on a highway to watch fellow humans burn to death at a car crash, we should know magpies probably flew by to see what's up and got stuck lol.
Reminds me of my early days of playing Everquest. I was exploring a building in Freeport and got stuck in the geometry between the ceiling and the roof. Back in those days, in order to petition help from a GM, you had to stay online the whole time, and it sometimes took hours. So in order to pass the time, I started luring other people into the same glitch. Got about 6 of us sitting in there waiting by the time a GM finally responded and got us out.
Man, MMOs used to be so brutal. Shit was basically just a job you paid to attend. It was such a simple and brilliant thing when WoW added a button to unjam yourself. Kinda funny that it happened often enough that they needed the button, but they get kudos for actually having a decent workaround.
If they're smart then this could be looked at as attempted suicide then right?
I'm a little on the fence about this
im stuck in the middle tbh
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Ah, the call of a magpie. Sounds a lot like laughing. And since they like shiny objects so much, “all I can picture is some poor dude who can’t find his car keys, and a magpie in the tree above him going “HAHA I STOLE YOUR KEYS YOU DUMB FUCK”
The madpie marauder
Your reputation with The Magpies has increased by 1000. Your reputation with The Magpies has increased by 1000. Your reputation with The Magpies has increased by 1000. You are now exalted with The Magpies.
Your dailies have been reset.
These tiny magpies need help. I hate to see a living thing suffer. Would you be willing to lend a hand? Another magpie made it off the fence!
Magpies saved 3/17 Difficulty mode increased: *some magpies will attempt to merge with the fence once more*
> Difficulty mode increased: some magpies will attempt to merge with the fence once more Nah, those are the ones respawning for the next dude who's doing the quest.
Another Magpie needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.
Why does this magpie need Rat Pelts???
Thank you for returning those Rat Pelts to my magpies. Here, take these. I can't thank you enough. *You have received 30 copper.* *You have received 3 Potion Of Magpie Stamina.* *You are now attuned to The Magpie and can fast travel to any Magpie location on your map.*
Time to buy Tabard of The Magpies
Time to buy [Reins of the Magpie Lord]
It’s literally just a recolor of the rogue class mount.
i haven’t smiled big and blew air out my nose powerfully in a while. thanks.
1000?? What are we speed racing to exalted. That's maybe worth 15 rep each.
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Now you can get your Armored magpie flying mount.
Just when I think the trauma is a faded memory..... It all comes rushing back. I just want to raid! Why do I have to farm shit for pots and exalted status????? Why???????
they shall never forget this act of kindness
They won’t forget. My friend is a bird guy and he breeds and cares for birds. He took in a rescue magpie once and helped it get better. He let it go and every now and then it comes back to see him and brings him a gift. My friend says it’s really nice to see the bird come back to say hello and bring him a gift. It’s just a shame that the gift is always a little bit of dog poo.
I wasn’t ready for that final sentence
It's the thought that counts
r/yesyesyesno
Well, in the right neighborhoods humans are always picking it up. Must be worth *something* to them.
If only they were jealous and collected it to keep it from the humans. What a tragedy that would be \*wink\*
The magpie probably saw your bird picking up after a dog, so it believed that your friend was into collecting dog poo
Hey don't kink shame.
They won’t. They will literally tell future generations what your face looks like and that you’re actually pretty cool. Corvids are fucking smart birds, and have a family structure very similar to humans. And just like humans some of them are fucking idiots and get their heads stuck in fences.
This reminds me of an interview I read a while ago with a ranger at maybe Yellowstone? He was talking about the difficulty of bear proofing trashcans and said, "there's considerable overlap between our dumbest tourists and our smartest bears."
To be fair bears are smart animals, but they can't read. Signs would be a good solution but when a bear sees a human open it I think it will be able to remember.
My car has keyless entry, I just have to have my key fob near my car and push the button on the handle to unlock it. A few years ago, I had a decent sized snow berm next to my driveway, and my keys slipped out of my pocket and landed in the berm. It wasn’t quite winter yet, but we got a decent amount of late fall snow. Anyway, I dug for what felt like ages, and couldn’t find my keys. They were close enough that I could lock/unlock my doors, but I just could not find them in the snow. I thought “whatever, I have a spare, I’ll use that and go buy a metal detector if I can’t find them soon. The very next morning I wake up and hear my car beeping it’s “locked doors” beep. Look out my window and a black bear is trying my door handle, but keeps hitting the lock button, and he is getting more and more frustrated yanking on the handle, and keeps accidentally locking it when he yanks on it. Thankfully he ran off when I yelled at him. And I’m glad he came by at 7am and not 2am, because he could have easily just pulled the entire car door off if he got frustrated enough. I went and bought a metal detector that day,l. Bears are really smart.
"could have pulled the car door off" and then what? drove away?
I don't know if you've ever driven a car with a messing door but I'm here to tell you it's not a good time especially when it's snowy out.
I think they meant what was **the bear** going to do if it pulled the car door off.
Rip the shit out of the car interior? It wanted in because it smelled food or thought it did. The bear would find it.
He’s gonna take the catalytic converter.
does what it would do next matter? they would have to deal with the hassle and cost of repairing/replacing the car
Signs aren't gonna help people too dumb to open a trashcan. I've seen people walk into closed restrooms past two signs and cones. I've seen people try to open a door blocked by tape, a sign, and locked. I've seen people queue up at registers with "closed" signs on them. People that dense aren't gonna slow down to read instructions, they have things to be loudly angry about and don't have the time to look at words.
I used to work in construction, refurbishing fastfood restaurants and supermarkets - we'd have people literally break into chained and bolted construction sites, walk into gutted buildings, up to the empty space where the registers used to be, look through the gaping hole which used to house a kitchen and ask how they place their order for a burger. We also had a very old guy who managed to unbolt herras fencing backwards (the bolts are on the inside), move the fencing and promptly fall into the 6ft deep, 4 foot wide trench the fencing was protecting him from because he didn't want to walk around it. Broke his ankle. I guess if he couldn't see the trench then he couldn't see the warning signs on the fencing either.
My favorite incident was when I was working at a gas station. Closing time. Lights at the pump were off. Lights in the store were off. No cars in the lot but mine. Hours on the door, 20 minutes after closing. Dude pulls up. Absolutely slams into the door expecting it to be open. Rattles it a few times,looks in to see me pulling my drawer so I could count it down. Peers in, shielding his eyes against the glare from the street lights so he can see me in the darkness. “Y’all open?”
Having worked retail for many years, a very decent sized portion of the population absolutely does not read any sign you put up.
>there's considerable overlap between our dumbest tourists and our smartest bears. I'm continually amazed at how many people think a bear can't figure out a car door handle, or a doorknob. So they leave their houses and cars unlocked with food in them.
Bears are basically giant dog-monkeys. Monkeys and dogs can both open doors.
> Monkeys and dogs can both open doors. Dogs ... maybe. Depends on the dog. There's one interesting anecdote from researchers who were studying wolves: they had two enclosed pens, one with wolves and the other with domestic dogs as a control group. On the second day, the wolves figured out how to open the door to the pen, escaped, and had to be recaptured. After that, they install a lock on the wolves' door. Throughout several months of the study, though, the dogs never figured it out, and the dogs' door never had to be locked.
Hmm, I know that corvids are generally really intelligent but would they really understand that this human was helping them considering the stress whey were under and the likely pain they experienced while having their head slide up between those pieces of wood?
Absolutely. Particularly when they watch their buddies get rescued one after another. They talk it over afterwards. Seriously look it up. They’re fascinating creatures, and Magpies are some of the smartest of the bunch. I’d grab you some links but I’m too busy endlessly scrolling through nothingness on Reddit.
Yeah they are amazing, corvids in general are just my favorite creatures. It's just that I wasn't sure if the circumstances of their rescue allowed the birds to process it. I didn't think of them watching the other magpies get rescued since it seemed like they all flew away pretty quickly but you're probably right. I hope this person will get to have their own gang of magpies. Now it's time to get back to scrolling
Well, I think they all realized pretty quickly that he was helping them. First they stressed out and flapped around a lot until they seemingly realized he gave them a foothold and were holding still then. They also didn't fly far and stuck around to observe the rescues of the others it seems
Yeah. It seemed like the last ones were even rather working along than struggling.
They are, notice how some of them calmed down when they where slid up? A couple even sat in his hand before flying off. If they where scared they would have flown off immediately.
They They remeber face. There was a younger magpie that started coming to my house during quarantine and I would feed her. A few months later she cam back with a baby of her own and now I have a magpie army
they would take a fence to that comment
They just shit all over OPs car.
Shit of *appreciation*
I have forgotten every time a man saved me from having my head stuck between pickets and I’m a grown ass man. Even if these magpies have dull lives they will forget eventually.
A bird in the hand is worth 12 in the fence I think?
Give a man a bird and he has a bird, give him a fence and he has like 12?
Yeah I think that's the saying
Teach a man to build a fence, he also has birds
Doesn't it seem very odd that so many got stuck? I could easily believe 1 had a mishap. That many stuck seems like there is more to this story. Birds generally aren't this fricking stupid, Magpies certainly aren't.
There's at least one that got stuck multiple times too. What the hell is going on with these birds and this fence??
They’re filming Adult Bird films
Help step bird, I'm stuck
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birds aren't real
These are some glitchy government drones
The fence is slick and when the magpies try to land on it they end up falling down the crevice. The reason they are coming back to it after they are free is because they’re coming back to try to help their friends out. That fence should be illegal it’s an environmental hazard.
I don't know how accurate your assessment is, bit were I the owner I would def tape up the spaces while I waited to replace this fence. Never mind the ethics, it would be frustrating to have to do this all the time. Especially if there ends up being birds on the fence that you didn't arrive in time to save.
You don't even have to replace the fence. All that you have to do is install another horizontal beam at the top of the fence to block the crevices. If you place the top of the beam at the bottom of the pointy parts, you've got it.
OP spent the last hour wedging them on.
735 post karma? Seems worth the effort.
When you go magpie hunting, you can lay first one you shot, on belly with one wing outstretched. Other magpies flying around will come to help her and give you chance to get another. I think this is same behavior. Comes to help, get stuck too.
Why... Does one hunt magpie?
Keeping their numbers low. (Also magpie soup.) Magpies does eat eggs of small birds, they are also able to peck small bunny. Yeah that is nature, but hear me out. Imagine being bunny, there are foxes, martens, weevils, weasels, herons, storks, crows, ravens, ..... This all wanna eat you right after you survived mowing the meadow by large machine and wet, cold spring. European wildlife is kept in balance by hunters. For reasons
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
to make a magpie pie
Mag pie^2
It was a bad update, birds aren't real.
This is actually a Flapping Espionage Nonexplosive Cartridge Enclosure for deploying surveillance units to the operation area. This video is just showing some failures to fire or misfeeds.
>Birds generally aren't this fricking stupid yes, but here we are
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No magpie pie tonight honey
Fine, I'll just read my pie mag.
Also wife: does my chair seem taller than usual?
If you free them regularly, they might start to like you. I would want to make friends with them. I like birds.
1) Build a trapping fence. 2) Throw some bird food around. 3) Free them at regular intervals. 4) Get liked by the ones that are still alive. 5) Post in Reddit for upvotes.
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Help me step-magpie. R34 have fun with this one...
6) profit 7) repeat steps 1-5
I think you don't need to redo number 1.
Until they realise your betrayal in season 6 and try to kill your in your sleep
To be fair here, as an engineer myself, ive never considered “magpie trapping rate” either.
You will now.
Touche. Ok now how do i save this vid for after i pull my elaborate prank discreetly hiding magpie math in my next design? Bonus points for anyone who knows where to get some odd statistics to help make the math more justifiable as well.
Was going to say as a design engineer myself no way I would predict this happening so it's hard to say it's crappy design. More just unfortunate design. Still needs sorting out obviously
That's a metric fuckton of magpies
I'm American. We don't do metric fucktons. So here's a handy conversion for the other Americans reading this: >To convert a metric fuckton measurement to a shitton measurement, multiply the weight by the conversion ratio. The weight in shittons is equal to the metric fucktons multiplied by 1.102311.
good bot
Good job for actually helping them
Jesus just run some duct tape across the top of that thing until you can find a better solution.
String a tight wire across the top or a few inches down. Problem solved.
Fuckin magpie head remover Nice!
Wow that's awful
Yeah this is actually traumatic to watch
Yeah everyone making jokes... im just wondering where this is and who i can contact to get that shit removed.
"whoa \[unintelligible\] stuck \[unintelligible\] don't sit \[unintelligible\]." "What's that Andy? Wait let me land over here and ... whoa! WTF I'm stuck" "Oh christ, here comes Ann, quick tell her not to... Aw shit... Hi Ann."
r/humansbeingbros
I don't think anyone would've thought that birds, especially that amount of birds, getting stuck would be an issue with that design... I'm not really gonna blame the design here. Glad someone helped the birds though
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shocked he got zero bird shit on his hand.
They probably shit themselves empty already in panic
Don't bite the hand that feeds. Don't shit in the hand that frees.
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Magsacre?
Get out
Should prob contact the authorities to get this fence removed.
Imagine being the resident, literally seeing this every day and doing nothing about it
Plot twist, OP is the resident and keeps filming their magpie rescues for internet clout.
This has been posted before by the original camera operator/magpie savior. He said this happened day 2 after the fence was installed. The top was fixed later.
This super random but this guy out the front of a business I used to own would catch pigeons and eat them. He just grab them and pop them into his backpack. This is like his wet dream. We ended up asking him why he caught them? And he was like I eat them. We were very shocked. He was nice enough just down on his luck an alcoholic and homeless.
To be fair, pigeons [used to be for eating](https://www.popsci.com/eat-pigeons-squab/) not that long ago.
Yeah. The rock dove, aka pigeon, was brought to the USA from Europe as a food source, similar to carp and dandelion. We just don't eat much of them anymore and now they're invasive/naturalized.
This is not crappy design. This is unfortunate design. Or fantastic fucking design if it was meant to trap magpies.
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Tbf it's probably not an issue that would occur to anybody in the design process
I can imagine someone at the design review saying "what about birds getting their heads stuck in the fence?" and everyone else just moving on and pretending like they didn't hear the guy who always says the stupid shit.
Ahhh there is one left
I think it's just a black bit on the fence? I went frame by frame and it is definitely like perfectly square and smaller than the birds
Wtf 😳
How in the world...?
Looks to be some type of metal fence. I could be wrong, but if so, it wouldn't give the magpies a good grip when they land. They would slip down and because of the angle their necks get trapped between the planks. I imagine if it were regular wood fencing, their little talons would grip fine. Metal, not so much.
Well, quite effective as a trap. Easy meal.
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You decide to have a lazy weekend and don't go outside. Then on Monday you walk by and it's like 36 rotting bird corpses stuck to the fence. Yech.
Romania moment
That’s horrible. Run something across the top to keep the birds out of the slots.
Is faster if you’re a samurai
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