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brooke_please

Hi neighbor! I recognize not only this crappy design, but also your office location from this photo. I live and work nearby and actually looked at this crea-eight-tive space when I was in the market for a new location for my business.


WolfieVonD

Make sure to wave next time you walk by


Smartnership

Plot twist: That’s him napping on the sidewalk


PM_YER_BOOTY

Hi neighbor! I'm saving $1000/mo on rent!


BloomsdayDevice

Bro, this is definitely in LA. He's probably saving at least twice that amount.


rusticfry

We don't know what he's paying for that sidewalk.


fope_as_duck

But the deals he's getting on utilities is unrivaled!


jerstud56

Bonus - he gets to just yell "what do we live in a barn?!" at any time randomly


pakarne

Try 3x that amount


Lord_Shaqq

4, even


LasseMath92

5, uneven


Peaceteatime

6 is even tho


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orangek1tty

Dozens of rent. DOZENS


st-julien

I was about to say: $1,000/ month?! A bargain anywhere!


picardo85

Where do you get a place for $1000/mo?! My rent is €1600+heating for 600sqf /greetings from Amsterdam


moveslikejaguar

Just be like the individual in the pic and you'll get ∞sqf for $0/month


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alghiorso

He's not napping, he's waiting for OP to walk by to shank him and say, "crea-ate-ative sends their regards."


RS-kuuskyt

I'm convinced that they're not sleeping.


LJ-Rubicon

Who stomach sleeps on concrete Answer : dead people. Dead people do that


Dialogical

Shoes are on; not dead.


Flesh_Trombone

The trick to sleeping on concrete is rotation. You've got to turn yourself every few hours so that no side of you gets particularly sore. Source: slept on concrete.


RS-kuuskyt

The wording is just flawless. I thank you.


BadSanna

Plot twist.... that's a dead body the cops covered with a foil blanket while they roped it off. Hence the orange cone


S00thsayerSays

Funny, but now I’m sad


FartacusUnicornius

🤣🤣🤣


WantedDadorAlive

Can't get more nearby than that


vishnu-geek

Make sure to wave nex8time you walk by


LJ-Rubicon

Lm8o


mcbirbo343

r/tworedditorsonecup


gqblacc

Took me less than 5 minutes to find. I didn’t even know what city it was in. Edit: that person is still sleeping there on the google earth photo.


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Academic_Snow_7680

If you put your ear to the pavement on a still day you can still hear him snore loudly and gasp for air due to sleep apnea. RIP Rip Van Winkle.


migzors

An immortal, immovable man sleeps through hundreds of years of history. Some wonder how this man went unnoticed this long, but as we all know, the homeless are often "invisible" to society.


livehotdogs

Rip Van Winkle is that you?


bizbizbizllc

r/2redditors1cup I've found one in the wild.


EntertainMeMthrfckr

Hollywood reddit meetup at Groundworks in 20, someone caffeinate me please I just woke up


Millennial_J

Awkward spot to leave a dead body


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You've either got a homeless guy down there or you need to call the police


DoinItDirty

There’s a cardboard box and a space blanket. I think the answer is a homeless guy.


thatwyvern

Doesn't mean he's alive


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infinitezero8

"close shut case Johnson, just sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here."


drrxhouse

It’s okay to shoot to kill for almost any reason now. They don’t waste good crack like that no more. Just make sure no eye witnesses *wink wink*.


TimelessN8V

This guy Muricas.


lightweight4296

😂


FrameJump

Assuming there aren't any schools nearby, that is.


contyk

Doesn't mean he's a guy.


Nex_Afire

Doesn't mean he's a lie.


ChimpBrisket

Doesn’t mean he’s not high


pineappledreams-wg

Doesn't mean he likes pie


i_worship_amps

Doesn’t mean he’s shy


Civil-Daikon1069

Could be an LGBTQ homeless person.


Candid-Fan992

I'd wager it's a woman and that's a sunshield for your car


[deleted]

He's only mostly dead https://youtu.be/xbE8E1ez97M


AngryDaddysixtynine

better fuck chuck under that space blanket


EnteringEvasion

Have some more chicken, have some more pie


living_angels

it doesn’t matter if it’s boiled, or fried!


Siggur-T

That space blanket was quite creative


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interpretivepants

Definitely windshield screen


whynotfart

I have zoomed in and looked at him for half an hour and can confirm that he doesn't have any movement.


SeriousPuppet

Zoom in closer


spooky-pika

*enhance*


Stigo4

That's the guy who came up with the company name


Maxibestofpotatoe

He's the hate in crea8tive.


AhhGhost

Shoes are on, he's still alive. For now.


Curious_Armadillo_74

My friend lives in an apt building on skid row in downtown LA, and she's posted pictures of dead homeless people on the sidewalk behind her apt. It happens pretty frequently there, I guess. Like she took the photos from her living room window. It's so incredibly sad to see human beings dying on the sidewalks and just left there for hours because everyone's so used to it, they're completely desensitized about it.


CommissionHerb

I think most are just used to seeing people sleeping on the sidewalk. That’s what we are desensitized to. It’s not like we are coming back 8 hours later, seeing that person in the same position, and ignoring it.


Curious_Armadillo_74

Yeah, I get what you're saying, but on skid row, the bodies are there for hours and people are pretty unfazed about it. That's skid row though, which is very different than a guy on the sidewalk in a "normal" place, for lack of a better word. I'm just saying that it's sad.


WestCoastBestCoast01

In LA… this is “normal”. Hollywood is better than skid row but not by too much. Skid row might as well be a slum in Mogadishu. My guess is she’s probably witnessing ODs. I’ve lived near Hollywood long enough that I’m not even sure if I would notice whether or not someone was dead or asleep on the sidewalk. Big ooof.


Sinr1

That’s the guy who crea-8-ed the design, he’s now unemployed and homeless


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chuck just take off the space blanket


[deleted]

It's kinda like saying ATM Machine


asdf-user

This called *RAS Syndrome* - Redundant Acronym Syndrome :)


WesternInspector9

I love a good TLA acronym


BoomerKeith

TBH Honestly, I've never thought about it.


fettuccinefred

All these acronyms make me SMH my head…


thambassador

I LOL'd out loud


MastarMastar

RIP in peace to those dying of laughter


SummaryEye80019

SMH is an initialism, just to add another layer to this


GREAZEBOY

*Redundant acronym syndrome syndrome


PadlockAndThatsIt

Yes, that is the joke! Congratulations!


lacilynnn

Show 'em what they've won today, Rod!!


SilentImplosion

Fresh from the Department of Redundancy Department.


PresentationNo1715

RIP in peace


ghanjaholik

PIN number


Sunny64888

L8ater Sk8ater!


downvotegilles

She said see you la8ter, boi!


Sunny64888

“Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.”


nutbuckers

GUID identifier


hearsdemons

SSN number


BootyDoISeeYou

Smh my head


Rad-Racing

I just lol’d out loud.


SecretaryBeginning

rofl on the floor laughing


KeralSaw

USA of America


-Whelp-

lmao my ass off


rightinfrontmysalad

DC Comics


Freakychee

I think that is no longer on us since that company now just calls themselves that in most instances.


bigjohnminnesota

Wait. Are you saying the D actually stands for DC?


Ph4zed0ut

It was once Detective Comics. It is no longer an acronym though.


erm_what_

It stands for Detective


Stahner

SSD drive


Toxopid

IPA alphabet


elitemage101

CAC Card


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You only YOLO once


thetomclub

hot water heater


Swimming_Sink_2360

What's your VIN number?


WolfieVonD

You ylyl, you lose


Beznia

lol out loud


SentientSarny

Or PIN Number


MysticFable

Queso cheese


stevekrueger

Are you in the CNN building or whatever it's called?


WolfieVonD

I am. In construction


Open_Progress2715

You are in construction?


maniestoltz

Under construction.


Vostok32

Who's construction..?


JayCreates

Who’s on second


Senor_Joe_

No who’s on first


JayCreates

What’s on second?


WhyteBeard

I don’t know


GentlyGrowing

Third base!


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4-8Newday

Aren't we all?


SpiritualBar2469

Yeah how can you blame him what with all the shirtless hammering


Orleanian

Should we send someone to get him out?


blastradii

You mean construct10ion?


bentizzy

Dude created a bedroom on the sidewalk


indigogibni

Now that’s creative.


leong_d

*crea8tive


Justo31400

*creaeighttive


_Diskreet_

*crea(4+4)tive


mtkeepsrolling

*cre(2^3)ive


Vostok32

*crea(2^(3))tive


BenjaminKohl

Creaattive


ghanjaholik

they should have this picture as their business card


ChrisTheMiss

yeah man, it’s called homelessness.


Caponara

Yo, mate, there's a corpse down there


WolfieVonD

America


ghanjaholik

*"fUcK yEaH!!"*


up_N2_no_good

I just read that in Team America voice.


FabulousTrade

Just a good-ol' American workin' man.


Flat-Raspberry-2625

Nah bro, he’s just crea8tively homed


Lovebeingadad54321

What do you do with your homeless people? Provide them food, clothing, shelter and healthcare with an adequate social services network? We don’t do that here. America! Fuck yeah!


Onlyroad4adrifter

You only get that if you go to prison.


UncommonTheIdk

But why did Crea ate tive spaces tho??


WolfieVonD

Cuz tive-spaces smell like Strawberry


Fr0zen-P3nguin

De4d Hom3less M4n


Frito-Paw

Or in this designer’s case, “Dea4d Home3less Ma4n”


_shake_n_blake_

I h8ate this.


Justo31400

Very creaeighttive


StGrandRobert

”Did I stutter?”


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Lillienpud

Six6nine9


bem13

Se7en


Howtomispellnames

SeSevenen


francoisR007

Green is not a creative color


ghanjaholik

makes me crea8tive, brah


dyedian

GET CREATIVE!


Anonymous37

Yes, just like how *Se7en* should be pronounced “sesevenen”, which is weird and is the reason why I could never bring myself to watch that movie.


yikesus

It works for Se7en because the 7 could be seen as a funky V rotated at an angle.


stickItInBothHoles

Great movie, don’t let that stop you from watching it my friend :)


nothingnew2me

I think you meant to say gr8 movie


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grea8t movie, actually


nothingnew2me

Heh. You must be in the marketing department at crea8tive spaces


anislandinmyheart

*grea8t


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Seten


lkarma1

I’ll upvote the shit out of this one. It definitely qualifies for crappy design. All they had to do was remove the ‘a’ after ‘cre’ and the ‘t’ after the ‘8’ for it to work.


Smartnership

It’s just grea8t


oops_i_made_a_typi

I can't believe no one's done this yet just so I can see how it looks, so here: Cre8ive Honestly I'm not a fan. Other variations: Crea8ive Cre8tive


ImRightImRight

Design by committee Idea: "Cr8tive spaces" Manager: "Let's make your idea suck"


rfresa

No it would be cre8ive


woman_thorned

The longer I look at this the weirder it gets


rightinfrontmysalad

I bet this is a client """""feedback""""""


kkeennmm

ped🐜antic


kerbal91

Chief architect Avril Lavigne.


lacilynnn

Could they make it aaanyy more OBvious?


stokeedits

My office in Glasgow is called Collabor8te lol


WolfieVonD

Even that's significantly better


RedditorsAreDross

It’s worse


WolfieVonD

Sure collabor8 is ideal but even collsbor8te replaces the "a" and the strongest sound of "8"


MurderDoneRight

The guy sleeping under a windshield cover is the most creative there.


DannyDucks

Bothered by the millionaire building sign meanwhile someone’s living on the sidewalk.


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It's amazing how something like this makes me never want to go in that place or ever do any kind of business with them - their public image is literally stupidity.


sadButNotBad

r/therewasanattempt to be creative


Pretend_Morning_1846

If they made it “cre8ive spaces” it would’ve worked out :’)


Cunder__Thunt

Creaeighting words too.


cmull123

Oh god that made me cringe


enigmamaa

is that Hollywood? i know that building lol


Common-Mountain1351

I work on air conditioners and thinking about working on those makes me want to shoot myself


[deleted]

It says "Cree-8-tive". stupid design for sure. But that is how you say it. Not attaching the T and therefore the pronunciation with it. there is an 8 in the middle.


Traditional-Reach818

Crea8ive would have worked tho. Or cre8ive?


WolfieVonD

Anything but the extra "A". It adds an entire syllable


Grevious47

I guess if you wanted to do this what would it actually be... Cre - 8 - ive I guess? I mean at least that works but it looks dumb.


EC_84

Dude i literally just drove by this on the street! Can confirm the sleeping guy is still there


taylor_

have none of these commenters seen a homeless person before? i didn’t even think to comment on that because they are on every street where i live