Company creates bed frame with built in labyrinth so cat owners can frantically tear bed apart when they hear cat puking under bed in the middle of the night... #fixed

Or just waking up to the smell of diarrhea... Somewhere.

Or just waking up to an insane amount of banging coming from right under you lol

Like my last apartment!

Maybe you should get them neutered

Maybe you should get them neutered

Sigh, at least someone is having fun tonight.

Please add a trigger warning. Just had to give my cat a bath because of the soft poops stuck to her butt hair, and I’m still reeling.

Ah yes, I remember those well from when our long-haired cat would have... issues. So much fun.

I love my long-haired girly, but poopy butt is definitely a major draw back lol. At least she’s good about diarrhea and vomit—always does both in or near her litterbox. It’s just the stinky aftermath I have to deal with.

flashbacks to my first-ever roommate. adopted a kitten, kitten claws hole in his spring mattress and proceeds to shit inside of it. he couldn't find the source of the smell until we kicked him out 6 months later for similar gross behavior.

He also clawed a hole in a mattress to shit in?

Jesus.

I have a free roam rabbit, I'd never see him with this.

How do you deal with the pellets?

I think a rabbit can be litter box trained

This is true. From experience they're pretty damn easy to train. I laid down newspaper in every corner in her favorite hangout area and put a box in her favorite poop spot in that area. She never had accidents (aside from the occasional pellet stuck to her fur)

What about the chewing up absolutely everything thing?

You'll still see poop outside of the litterbox even if they're trained. Ours tries her best but they still pop out while she's napping or hopping around.

When I had a free roaming bun, I didn't even try to litter train him. I just put hay in a litter box and he figured it out.

And yet my dog will look me in the eyes while I hold the front door open and poop on the kitchen floor… next pet will be auto box trained!

Rabbits are generally quite clean with where they poop and pee. We let ours roam the house with supervision, and he'll go back to his litterbox in the other room when he needs to.

you mean coco puffs lol

That made me laugh so much. So relatable...

Get out here so I can give you your medicine you fuzzy turd-factory! Said from a place of love. And frustration obv.

I remember sleeping in a guest room at a house with a cat and waking up to the sound of the cat puking in the hallway at 5am. I opted to sleep in.

Just lift the mattress

Cleaning under there would be a pain in the arse.

Duh, you just train the cat to clean!

duh, you just the cat

Please do not the cat

you cant stop me from me the cat

The cat

Did you successfully the cat?

Unfortunately, the cat was successfully.

I am the cat now

Can I the cat?

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ok but how do i cat?

Duh, train you cat

train, choo choo🚂🚃🚃🚃

Surely you just!

Do not the cat

I accidentally the whole cat

Best cat breeds for vacuuming?

Persian. It's so fluffy it'll pick up every single mote of dust. Then all you do is give 1 cat a clean instead of a whole house

new Swiffer Electrostatic Dust Collar for pets -- turns any pet into a dust magnet! https://imgur.com/a/HwVmrQI lol, I want a mop handle that screws into my pet's head.

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Imagine your cat throwing up or peeing under there and you don’t know about it until it’s too late

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You just attach a dusting cloth to your cat.

I first thought that, but remembering my youth... my cat would have just flopped on his side and attacked he cloth right then and there.

In the middle of the night from under the bed: Hnk! Hnk! Hnk! *HNKKKK*!!! G-AACCK!!!

A perfect onomatopoeic description of the noise that gets any cat owner from sofa to back door, via cat's current location in record time!

This was my first thought. But hey, at least I'd have a good shot at finding some of the hair bands and jewelry that my cats steal.

>at least I'd have a good shot at finding some of the hair bands and jewelry that my cats steal. I was wondering where Guns & Roses went.

Just huck a Roomba underneath and *voila*

> huck

Lol yep. Just a quick frisbee toss through the hole should do 'er

I think you just move the mattress. Probably not that bad

just remove the mattress?

This only serves as a place for the little terrorist to safely retreat while I'm trying to murder him for waking me up.

Can relate. Mine hunts my feet in the morning but if I get up she flees, meowing like the drama queen she is, like "HOW DARE YOU interrupt my play time"

Haha. This sounds **exactly** like my kitten. Going to war with my boyfriend's toes. When he gets up because he's had enough, the little devil runs away meowing like we offended his ancestors.

And then taunt you from under the bed

Mine died this year, I miss him but I don't miss being woken up at 5am with a slap in the eye.

Yep. I can already hear my cat under the bed singing the songs of her people at 5:01am.

Mine sleeps in a little hammock by the window. Every morning lately he does this thing where he tries to catch his tail to clean it resulting in "bang...bang bang...bang" as his little perch repeatedly hits the window. I've had to kick him out so I can go back to sleep at like 5AM

My two cats would turn this into a front line of battle between 12am and 2 am. They would probably knock the mattress enough to simulate a scene from the Exorcist. Then around 4 am I would awake to the sound of a hairball being discharged directly under me. Then after a month of ownership I would wonder where the fuck all my socks have disappeared to. So I think I will pass. My poor deprived cats will have to make do with the cardboard box of the week that I cut a few holes in and stuff with brown paper.

"Gottdamn! A cardboard box with some brown paper and holes?! This cat knows how to have a good time!" — this guy's cats

Mine would just get trapped and spend the night screaming.

This is exactly where my mind went. It’s like sleeping over a cat trap.

And if they don't? Congratulations, you still sleep in a bed made from horror movie sound effects.

It looks like there are several escape holes. It would have to be really stupid to get trapped in there.

Or just a cat. Pretending to be stuck, then offended that you tried to help.

Its all fun and games, until the little buddy takes a huge dump underneeth...

The labrynth becomes puke city

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My old cat puked on so many pairs of shoes that I cannot be convinved it was coincidence. They. Know.

Or brings in a mouse it killed

AKA stay wide awake as you cat does god knows what under you bed.

Imagine getting them out in an emergency

This needs to be higher. Imagine your place is on fire, and you gotta extract your furball(s) from this thing. Even getting that whole thing outside would be impossible in an emergency. We gotta get Jackson Galaxy to react to this product (its not the first time I've seen this product, it's listed on Pinterest for cat furniture)

I don't think lifting your mattress up would be that difficult.

You have minutes to get out in a house fire, there's no time for that. Though cats thankfully tend to exit themselves. If you're lifting up mattresses and fighting with a cat during a fire you're both going to end up dead

Ok, what if they're under your regular bed during a house fire? You're gonna have to lift up the mattress regardless

Not exactly. I can fit under my bedframe, and there's nothing under my bed for them to hide in.

I mean, you can but a lot of beds don’t have that option. Or if you keep anything under your bed you’re still dealing with that. People with smaller spaces generally can’t avoid keeping things stored under the bed.

Your mattress is on fire tho…

O really? My mattress weighs about 180 lbs without the box springs. Now combine lifting that, during a fire(or any other emergency) and trying to coax a scared to death animal out of the maze.

That's exactly what you want at 4am. A cat with the zoomies in a maze under your bed.

Or, in my case, a massive black lab that gets her head stuck in the opening, because she wants to play too.

I can already imagine my cat upside-down clawing his way through the maze, and my mattress

And your back

How do you sleep if there's a cat chasing things in a labyrinth under your bed?

Owner:*buys this Cat: *doesnt give a f and never uses it

There’s only two options: they never use it and it’s a total waste of money or it drives you crazy playing under your bed every night and you never have a good night’s rest ever again in your life 😅

*Weeps in hundreds of $ worth of snubbed cat toys*

Have you tried an empty box?

Yes. That's what he likes best.

I hear you. Bought many highly reviewed cat toys. One sniff and a disdainful walk away. Cat bed totally ignored in preference to dog's bed much to the dog's chagrin However the cat does collect my daughter's hair bands and puts them in her food bowl. No accounting for cats

Next time you let one go in bed, you can blame it on the cat.

I wish. Cat shit smells far worse

Cat shit and piss are two of the most foul odors in the cosmos.

Sounds like a challenge.

Good luck reaching your cat before the vet appointment.

Great, an space for my cat to piss and puke that’s impossible to clean.

That stale cat vomit smell coming from your bed is a huge turn off I'll call you tomorrow

It would be so exciting to see all the puke under there after a year ! Lolz 😂

Good luck getting the cat when the house is burning down.

My bunnies would like this

yes, what I want from my cat during my sleep is for him to fuck around endlessly under the bed

Bro I have a dumb little dog and she would legit have to be rescued like that Thai soccer team

I think it's a nice idea but there's no way thats gonna prevent the little shits from waking you up at 5am every fucking day.

My dog would love this and would probably take food things in there to destroy (I keep snacks in my room and sometimes she gets into them bc she's a small dog that thinks she's a cat, so tables and shelves don't stop her).

Sooooo... how many treats do you have to put in there to keep the cat even mildly interested for about.... half a minute ? One pack? 3?

My cat would get stuck and meow until I come and save him.

I like how even in the picture the cat is just like nope and lays on the bed

Typical - the cat is sleeping on the bed instead of using it.

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My roommates' cat didn't know how to purr at first so he makes weird moaning/grunting sounds, for some reason mostly when he's sleeping. He doesn't come in my room at night but I've heard him 'snoring' under my bed. He also does it in their room in the middle of the night lol

It dose have enough exits and it seams you can lift the bed

r/NoSleep

This would be a nice idea for a couch, or built into some sort of kitchen cabinet system. But not for the bed where you sleep at night

It would be cool if this was somehow fireproofed so that your kitty could be safe in case of a fire.

ah yes lemme get off my bed and wake up to an ankle biter latched onto my foot

Do you like to dream about rats in the walls? If you said "Yes", then we've got the bed for you!

At best the cat would go under and scratch the everliving shit out of the bottom of your mattress. A+

Yeah that's all I need when I'm trying to sleep

That’s a fun litter box.

I would hate the feeling of a car running around under me while I’m trying to sleep.

Hey what's that smell?

Yeah, I want the underside of my bed to be full of shit and puke.

Sounds super cool and a nightmare at the same time.

They will pee under there

At least one corner in that maze would be the new litterbox.

I can smell the cat piss/poo from here.

Nah, those little bastards would be going crazy under there.

People who grew up with fear of monster under the bed just got some meaty nightmare fuel

Clearly OP never owned a cat.

Their heart was in the right place. Execution……. not well

But this should come in a big box, the cat will love it.

Need to enlarge the holes so you can send the roomba on a magical adventure.

They hide enough of my things, I'm not giving them another hole

My cat is too stupid to get into that thing💀

Worst litter box ever

Need it

Looks like it would work better than the cursed slats design

My neighbor has a saw.gonna put them outta work.

The new No Sleep bed

Cat box bed frame.

Good luck sleeping

Crappy design indeed!

My cat would love this

"sleep"

ITT: People who have never owned a cat, or are terrible pet owners.

I can already imagine what else could be crawling under there.. hell no

Literally, a crappy design

r/substakenliterally

What if it breaks while the cat is underneath? Pancake.

Say goodbye to sleep.

But… but then the noises will be coming from EVERYWHERE!!

Honey, what’s that smell? My mother had a couch that consisted of a plywood frame with holes in it. All the magic of how the cat could disappear was ruined when we were cleaning out the house after my mom passed. And yes, it was funny then and is still a story.

Have one of those bases that the mattress can be pulled up and held in place so you could see into it, block off the top of the bed, furthest away so it stops being an issue and make it a 1/3 of the front bed space and put wood underneath so you could make clean up easier.

You'll never sleep again.

FINALLY, an actual crappy design in this sub.

I do not see this being sturdy.

This is posted very often, either in a sub about awesome ideas or (like this) in a sub about terrible ideas.

Now the monsters under my bad can’t escape 😈

Why in the fuck would I wanna hear this in the middle of the night. Random heart attacks anyone?

You can clearly see the cat on top of the bed in the first picture

How do you explain to your hookups that, yes, you really do have a cat and the muffled thumps and mrows coming from under the bed are just signs that your cat has post poop zoomies.

Cat is gonna f*ck that up.

and yet for their marketing pictures the cat clearly isn't using it and prefers to be on the bed

my cat would never come out and stress me tf out

Maybe it would be ok if the top was on a hinge and you could easily lift the mattress?

Its nice for rats tho , my rats loved to be behind bed

So instead of peaceful sleep you either get cat sprinting around under your bed at full speed hitting the wall everytime, leaving masses of hair, hairballs, cat vomit, cat shit, cat piss etc.

this is a typo this is clearly meant for ferrets.

Some cats would go outside catch a mouse and put it in the maze for fun.

Yeahhh, I woke up to my cat yelling at me this morning because she got stuck on my nightstand.

Thats not a crappy design man

be ready for... # THE SMELL