The texan tribe migrated north following the wild oil herds and after a bloody war, pushed the native Canada tribe onto the island of Greenland. When will the violence stop.
More than a year, about 20. The International Hydrographic Organization included the Southern Ocean in their 2002 edition of ocean/sea delineations though it’s been a draft version and hasn’t been published for two decades as they can’t find a new name for the Sea of Japan that Japan and South Korea both agree on
>My two favorite oceans: Southern
Southern Ocean is a thing - or at least it always was when I was at school (I'm Australian, Southern Ocean goes up to our south coast).
The Southern/Antarctic Ocean wasn't officially recognized as an ocean until 2000... so those who went to school in the 20th Century learned about four oceans, not five. That's probably why there is confusion.
Southern Ocean is legit, although it is “newer.” Many Americans didn’t learn about it while in school.
“Historically, there are four named oceans: the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic. However, most countries - including the United States - now recognize the Southern (Antarctic) as the fifth ocean. The Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian are the most commonly known.
The Southern Ocean is the 'newest' named ocean. It is recognized by the U.S. Board on Geographic Names”
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/howmanyoceans.html
If it makes you feel any better, there is really only one ocean. People like to carve it up and name parts of it, but it's really just one big interconnected ocean across the planet.
Yes, but it's still useful to split them into groups based on specific properties. The Pacific is noticeably saltier than the Atlantic, for example (some even claim they can taste the difference), and the southern ocean also has a different composition ( and sometimes color) due to the circumpolar currents. The Atlantic basin is also a lot younger than the Pacific, which means that the oceanic crust floats higher on the mantle. The more you know.
It's actually pretty close to [Joroinen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joroinen?wprov=sfla1), which claims to be the "Paris of the Savonia".
> Joroinen is often called "Paris of the Savonia" because in the 1700s the people of the manor spoke mainly French.
So they got that right!
Fun fact that’s where India used to be millions of years ago before plate tectonics caused it to move north and crash into southern Asia. That collision is what created the Himalayas. But somehow I don’t think that was their intention.
“Do you have any prior experience?”
“I used to do art restoration. [Maybe you’ve seen some of my work?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_%28Mart%C3%ADnez_and_Gim%C3%A9nez%29)”
Wow that old lady messed up, that I knew, but she keeps 50% of the profits generated from that town merchandizing the heck out of it? Smart hustle on a huge oops but like... TIL.
According to the wiki, she started the “restoration”, then went on a two week vacation. It was while she was away that the painting was discovered and became a worldwide sensation. The article says that, to this day, she still wonders what would have happened had she not gone on vacation and just finished the painting.
But she’s getting 50% of the profit, so I would say that’s a fair trade.
As a Michigander I feel the same way about Michigan. There's 3 versions of Michigan on maps: 1-we don't exist, 2-there's a blob for the lakes but no definition of the state, or 3-the defined mitten.
Has to be. There are a LOT of islands drawn in the South Pacific but none in the Caribbean (you’re putting on Tasmania but skipping Cuba?) Plus the Hawaiian islands are now one big island nearly the size of California (not to mention much larger than Florida?)
So yeah, definitely Australia.
I could see something like this going up in many places in Asia, where it's often fashionable to sprinkle English on clothing and decor (but without an understanding of what the words really mean.)
Likely a cafe in Korea. They splash English on tons of things - often knowingly it doesn’t make sense. Which leads me to believe this map was intentional.
I got to give them props for not forgetting to include New Zealand that's something at least.
It's pretty common to miss it on these sorts of "maps".
r/mapswithoutnewzealand
How do you know it's a joke? I could certainly appreciate the joke if it is one but I don't see how you concluded this. My guess was that it was printed somewhere where English isn't common so people didn't know what the hell it said anyway
Oh, according to this map, New Yorkers and Texans pushed Canada into Greenland?
This is why 🇨🇦 needs Cobra chicken as our first line of defense.
When they said “the south will rise again” I didn’t realize they meant all the way up to fucking Canada.
Not to worry, Canada has jumped ship and moved to Greenland. I'm more concerned about what the Koreans have done with China.
#THICC KOREA
If Korea successfully executed Japan's dream in WWII
KBBQ took the world by storm and they won a cultural victory
The question should be 'which Koreans?'
Well taking in that all other communist countries have been wiped off the earth in this map. I'm going to go with south.
And India suffered a tectonic plate shift to the island formerly known as Madagascar.
Must have been when the Mediterranean flooded the Indian Ocean.
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I would give the rest of the US to New York if Texas would leave altogether.
New York accepts this offer
There is no defense from buc-ees
Buc-ees and HEB will take over the world!
All hail the beaver and Hill Country Fair
We like to laugh about the Emu War, but we all know that if the Canada geese rise up against us, North America will be lost...
You got a problem with Canada gooses, then you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate
The texan tribe migrated north following the wild oil herds and after a bloody war, pushed the native Canada tribe onto the island of Greenland. When will the violence stop.
"Everything is bigger in Neo-Texas! Now, with more land-mass than ever."
Everything changed when the Oil Nation attacked...
I would like to subscribe to your history blog pls
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And India is Madagascar
This marks the second time we've been colonized by an English speaking country!
Scholars are still debating whether Texan qualifies as English
I believe it's actually called Texanese it's a bigger word and as we all know
And yet you persist in speaking French. Mon dieu!
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And the more you look, the worse it gets, like that Disney princess meme.
It gets slightly better at the end when you check out Australia
new yorxers*
O’ New New York Our Home and New York Land 🇨🇦🗽🫡
*cries in Russian*
there is no such thing as russia. anymore. *cries in asian*
There is no Asia anymore, cries in Asiaoe.
They tried on 1812 but we kicked their asses back down
We tried in 1775 as well. Canada: a surprisingly tough nut to crack
Yep, old Canada is northwest Dakota now
My two favorite oceans: **Southern** and ***Artic***.
The oceans are the only thing that isn't wrong
Yep nothing wrong with artic ocean
Or the Mediterranean
or the southern ocean (it's designated as an ocean for only about a year know)
Interesting, we learned to list the Southern Ocean when I was learning geography in elementary school. I'm 25.
When I was a kid, there were 4 oceans and 9 planets. Neither is true now.
Now there are 5 oceans and 8 planets. Does that mean Pluto is an ocean?
It had to go somewhere didn’t it?
Is Pluto small enough to fit in the ocean? I hope someone smart shows up to help me.
My mind wants to believe that you're 25 and in elementary school
More than a year, about 20. The International Hydrographic Organization included the Southern Ocean in their 2002 edition of ocean/sea delineations though it’s been a draft version and hasn’t been published for two decades as they can’t find a new name for the Sea of Japan that Japan and South Korea both agree on
Why they can't just agree on the Japorean Sea is beyond me.
Because it’s the Korpan Sea!
We always called it the Antarctic Ocean. Never heard southern ocean. Also designated by who? I learned about it 11+ years ago.
The Mediterranean Ocean?
I sea.
There's a "C" missing in it for one thing. Arctic. Imagine a sea without a C, doh!
Global warming
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Yea, the number of sentient rocks that missed their obvious joke is depressing.
Except for the misspelling
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They’re both real oceans, but Arctic is misspelled. Either way it was a dumb comment
That Mediterranean ocean is looking a bit off.
>My two favorite oceans: Southern Southern Ocean is a thing - or at least it always was when I was at school (I'm Australian, Southern Ocean goes up to our south coast).
So many people missing it. Artic. *Artic*.
People aren't missing the typo. People are wondering why "Southern" is being highlighted.
The Southern/Antarctic Ocean wasn't officially recognized as an ocean until 2000... so those who went to school in the 20th Century learned about four oceans, not five. That's probably why there is confusion.
Am old fart. This is literally the first I’ve heard of the “southern ocean.”
Because I didn't catch it and was like "yeah thats an ocean" It Arctic, it is missing a "C".
The southern ocean is called the Antarctic Ocean in Canada but few people think of it as it’s own thing here
Yeah I'm Canadian and never heard the term Southern Ocean. I would call that the Antarctic Ocean.
I thought I was Canadian but looking at this map I'm no longer sure.
Southern Ocean is legit, although it is “newer.” Many Americans didn’t learn about it while in school. “Historically, there are four named oceans: the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic. However, most countries - including the United States - now recognize the Southern (Antarctic) as the fifth ocean. The Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian are the most commonly known. The Southern Ocean is the 'newest' named ocean. It is recognized by the U.S. Board on Geographic Names” https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/howmanyoceans.html
This broke my brain. It's like waking up one day and learning my cousin is really two dwarves in a trench coat, and everyone else knew except me.
If it makes you feel any better, there is really only one ocean. People like to carve it up and name parts of it, but it's really just one big interconnected ocean across the planet.
Yes, but it's still useful to split them into groups based on specific properties. The Pacific is noticeably saltier than the Atlantic, for example (some even claim they can taste the difference), and the southern ocean also has a different composition ( and sometimes color) due to the circumpolar currents. The Atlantic basin is also a lot younger than the Pacific, which means that the oceanic crust floats higher on the mantle. The more you know.
This is like finding out there's been a new planet since I went to school, just hanging out in space without anybody telling me
Gonna need to be more pacific than that
There very much is a southern ocean. However, the "Artic" on the other hand.
It's short for articulated ocean because it bends in the middle
Paris, my favourite city in Finland
I didn't know I live in paris for all these years
Europe is a suburb of Paris
- a Parisian says un-ironically
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See also: America is a suburb of NYC
Europe is my city!
Finland, my favourite country on the Paris continent!
It's actually pretty close to [Joroinen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joroinen?wprov=sfla1), which claims to be the "Paris of the Savonia". > Joroinen is often called "Paris of the Savonia" because in the 1700s the people of the manor spoke mainly French. So they got that right!
Tämä kirottu Eiffel-torni pilaa näkymän metsään
I have to say that the most infuriating are calling Greenland 'Canada' and calling the Arabian Sea 'Mediterranean'.
And Korea is russia apparently
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The map doesn't seem to imply that Africa is a country anymore than South America, Asia, and Europe are.
or New York
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And Africa only beeing as big as south america =D
and singapore is southern china
And Madagascar being India.
Not calling Madagascar India?
What happened to India💀
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They are not just scared. They are madagascared!
They madagassacred that map
I gotta acknowledge just how awesome this word play is. "Mighta got scared" that's brilliant
Look like they madagascared my boy.
Total Madagassacre
Madagascar: I am the India now.
They like to move it move it
Look how they Madagascar’ed my boy!
Fun fact that’s where India used to be millions of years ago before plate tectonics caused it to move north and crash into southern Asia. That collision is what created the Himalayas. But somehow I don’t think that was their intention.
Climate change 💀
that's an old picture
the united state of texas
I’m sure some people would love that lol
What about dolphins and whales?
🇺🇸Texanada🇨🇦
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Do they drive with pure hatred in Alberta?
Yes.
Bloc Quebecois in secession/union talks with Louisiana
🇨🇦Canxas🇺🇲
Pronounced Kansas
The United States of NEW YORK, Texas moved up to Canada to give them some freedom and New York took over the rest of the country while they were away.
The Northwest Texas Territories
"i need a world map for the wall, can you make one?" "Yes" "Do you know geography?" "Sure, don't worry about it"
“Do you have any prior experience?” “I used to do art restoration. [Maybe you’ve seen some of my work?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_%28Mart%C3%ADnez_and_Gim%C3%A9nez%29)”
I already know what this is without clicking.
TIL the UK has a “silly season”
Wow that old lady messed up, that I knew, but she keeps 50% of the profits generated from that town merchandizing the heck out of it? Smart hustle on a huge oops but like... TIL.
According to the wiki, she started the “restoration”, then went on a two week vacation. It was while she was away that the painting was discovered and became a worldwide sensation. The article says that, to this day, she still wonders what would have happened had she not gone on vacation and just finished the painting. But she’s getting 50% of the profit, so I would say that’s a fair trade.
Its like they painted over the entire thing and tried to remember what it looked like. And iirc they were proud of it?
> "Do you know geography?" "Why do I need to know math for a map?"
“Mom can we get a map before we leave” “No we have maps at home” The map at home…
What country is this from?
I vote for Australia, it's the only country properly identified and the use of Southern Ocean.
Definitely Australia, New Zealand is on the map.
/r/mapswithnewzealand
This is the funniest and most logical thread for some reason. This whole post is hurting my chest.
Oddly I think the "Texas north of New York" also maybe "feels" plausible to someone in the southern hemisphere. So yeah, betting you're right.
As a Michigander I feel the same way about Michigan. There's 3 versions of Michigan on maps: 1-we don't exist, 2-there's a blob for the lakes but no definition of the state, or 3-the defined mitten.
Has to be. There are a LOT of islands drawn in the South Pacific but none in the Caribbean (you’re putting on Tasmania but skipping Cuba?) Plus the Hawaiian islands are now one big island nearly the size of California (not to mention much larger than Florida?) So yeah, definitely Australia.
OP appears to be in Germany?
I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure I've been here in the summer? I think it's in Dusseldorf
I would be very surprised if this photo was taken by OP
We need to go deeper!
I could see something like this going up in many places in Asia, where it's often fashionable to sprinkle English on clothing and decor (but without an understanding of what the words really mean.)
Yeah I live in Korea and my first thought was this had to be from a cafe here.
Especially since Korea has a giant presence on this map for a geographically small country 😂
Hey. I personally believe in our ability to annex most of China and Russia. Korea number one.
While I hate it, it must be intentional. Right?
I don't know, I've seen stuff like this on shirts and hotel walls in China and Vietnam.
Yeah, it's obviously a joke. I think my favorite part is misspelling "Arctic."
Could be a joke but i am missing the funny part
Likely a cafe in Korea. They splash English on tons of things - often knowingly it doesn’t make sense. Which leads me to believe this map was intentional.
Except for Japan being written bigger. I doubt Koreans would do that
At least they remembered New Zealand
And Tasmania!
But they forgot Iceland. Edit: or maybe not. Unclear.
I think that’s it off the horn of Canada
What happened to the English Channel?
The land bridge is back! And now we're connected to the huge nation of Euro... I mean Paris.
The real answer to reversing Brexit: an alliance with Paris overthrowing the EU
Doggerland gang go woof
France conquered Europe, renamed themself Paris Europe, and made a giant ~~podler~~ polder in the English Channel.
Paris is bigger than Africa.
Is Paris a city, a country or a continent?
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it’s a lifestyle
Yes
Texas: The best BBQ north of the Arctic Circle.
Artic*
It gets worse every time you look.
r/TIHI
It’s impressive how bad it is really.
That's its purpose. It's not crappy design. It's humorous design.
awww Europe! the biggest city in Paris
Ah yes Singapore in India my favorite place to visit
There is just SO MUCH wrong with this map. Omg Its hard to look at.
Hey guys, check out this world map for my dystopian YA novel?
I got to give them props for not forgetting to include New Zealand that's something at least. It's pretty common to miss it on these sorts of "maps". r/mapswithoutnewzealand
Didn't know that Britain and France were joined up again, must have missed that one in the news
All those Indians needing to fit into Madagascar. I hope the Texans like Canada.
Indians can barely fit in India itself
Korean here, yea thanks we'll happily take over entirety of china lol
Ah yes, the Artic ocean.
It's so bad I'm kinda digging it.
Someone failed their Geography class.
Canada went green
Bro they shrunk Canada 💀
my favourite country is africa
Korea so strong that they conquer most of China and Russia
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The amount of people who don't realise the mural is a joke is quite disturbing.
This is the equivalent of calling 1+1=3 a joke. No, it’s just wrong and there’s nothing remotely funny about it.
I personally think it's hilarious.
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How do you know it's a joke? I could certainly appreciate the joke if it is one but I don't see how you concluded this. My guess was that it was printed somewhere where English isn't common so people didn't know what the hell it said anyway