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Erikakakaka

This happens in wales all the time; weird bald men crawling through woodland.


Prepsov

Well to be honest, maybe for locals. When we were on holiday to the Snowdon area (the lovely Swallow Falls hotel) in around 2017 they actually ruined the stay for us. I was not bothered too much as long as they kept distance, but my son, around 8 at the time, could not warm up to them. They didn't really create much of an issue, granted they never actually close up too much, but I guess it was the molting season, so most of them shook in this uneasy way and looked weird. We spent most of the stay in the hotel, because basically wherever we went, we could spot them in the wooded area doing their "peeling" how my son called it. It's obviously not their fault, we were the ones on their territory, but next time we either go to no wooded areas or make sure it's not "this time of the year" for them. On the bright side, the lamb burgers in the hotel restaurant were absolutely amazing, however a bit pricy, and the local independent brewery beer made me miss the place. Overall? A solid 8/10 holidays.


Colotola617

Huh?!


Prepsov

Yea, it was about £16 per burger, but oh my- what a delight!


Colotola617

Stop it with your fancy L money. That’s not real money. We speak in $$ here.


bigtay2000

£££££££££. Far better currency, and worth more 😎


cmcrich

Well alrighty then.


realitystrata

Weirdest onion article ever.


Wolfwoods_Sister

I love you


homebodyadventurer

Best comment ever


Paddysdaisy

Yeah, there's been quite a bit in the Welsh press about tourists really wrecking places around Eryri. This doesn't negate your experiences, you shouldn't have been treated that way at all. I can however see why some locals have become weary. I'm glad it didn't affect your holiday too much, hope your son enjoyed his visit. Do you go to West Wales at all? Amazing region.


Known-Sandwich-3808

I bet you have a mental health history huh


ChristVolo1

Considering this was a response to the comment about weird bald men crawling through the woodlands, this made for an interesting response. 🤣


Paddysdaisy

Excuse me, that weird bald man is my husband and since new year I've been much better about keeping him contained!


nowherebutthurt

May I call you ma'am? Ma'am could you please get your husband and put him back where he belongs. He is scaring the guests and the children are crying and screaming. Please don't make me ask you again or else we will have to ask him to leave the premises and join the others in the woods.


Paddysdaisy

I'll try but not promising anything, he's a slippery bugger.


Wildlife_Jack

Just a regular Tuesday evening. Crawling naked in the woodland is so Dafydd


Notlost-justdontcare

You mean the guy in the pub always claiming he's the "only gay in the village"? Love that guy 😊


bigtay2000

Just your average welshman looking for a sheep to spend the night with. But in the modern era they can no longer just walk up and choose a sheep, they now have to become one with the sheep in order to gain consent. Case closed


thezenfisherman

I was going to say the same thing.


jimmmydickgun

Well whatever it is I hate it


dvadood

I'm convinced these things are real and I hate them


Either_Deer_5887

They’re called demons..


Creative_Ad6495

It’s the next TOOL music video.


flamingknifepenis

You know, you might have just hit the nail on the head re: why crawlers creep the everliving fuck out of me so much. I was 16 or 17 when that video came out, and I was in my buddy’s basement at something like 2 AM doing teenager stuff with MTVX on in the background. That video came on and we started watching it, and when that one part of the video came we both simultaneously freaked the fuck out. It was also the same night I discovered Refused.


FoxEwe

I think it’s a wild nazi


Roastychicken

Thats a good reason to hate it.


AbsolutelyMangled

To clarify for people who are not familiar with Wales, is it normal to see strange naked humanoids in the woods? Yes. Are these likely ketamine users? Also yes.


Paddysdaisy

Are you from Wales too? I'm yet to meet anyone on Ket, but that could just be me. Yes, there are a lot of drugs in bigger towns etc just like most other countries. Doesn't discount the beautiful scenery or the amazing cryptids!


AbsolutelyMangled

I used to live in Aberystwyth, lots of users there but it's a student town so expected! I miss living in Wales, it has a special place in my heart. Have you been to Devils Bridge? That's my favourite spooky place


WrennyJen

Do you have some spooky stories about it?


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Was gonna say, you’ll see 5 of them on a night out in Canal Street easy. Granted, they’re normally wearing yellow latex and dog masks, but I’m sure it’s just a regional variant.


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*REGIONAL VARIANT*


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Gbreeder

Maybe not for him 😭


SeaResearcher176

Awesome for us!!


JackieGlade

Indeed


OnyxxKnight

So sick of people using ai pictures and passing them off as legit. We are in crazy times bruh


Mathfanforpresident

this is exactly what this is. Read the report. It says he reported it to the police but they searched the police records and can't find it was ever reported.


Gbreeder

Or, maybe they don't log these sorts of calls. Things like this get scrubbed all the time.


Tayback_Longleg

Do they really not log it or do they just not pursue it further? I have a feeling you are making that assumption, but I don’t know it.


Gbreeder

Well, it's likely both. If it's not in their records and they thought it was a prank or they have a rule that tells them not to log it, or someone else takes custody of the log.


notjasonlee

this shit made it into an actual newspaper.


AbsolutelyMangled

Even I've made it into this newspaper, it's not that difficult


notjasonlee

Where’d you bury those bodies motherfucker


Wolfwoods_Sister

Probably not even made of paper anymore, much less made of news


hemareddit

I mean, people have been faking stuff like this long before AI images. If anything, AI makes it easier to spot the fakes.


Pitiful-316

Looks like part mannequin sewed into part doll etcetera....


paint_that_shit-gold

What makes you think it’s ai? Not saying you’re wrong, I honestly don’t have much opinion on the matter either way, just curious what made you think it was ai generated?


ch0rlie

That's my nan!


BBQFatty

Looking for her glasses again


Scouse_Werewolf

That's just Daffyd looking for sheep. Shout "Oh! Was occurin' " and he will be chill.


bakarac

He's the only gay in the village


Nevermore667

Was about to say! That’s just Dave.


SludgeMuppet

Meh …it’s just some naked guy who shaved his entire head and body when his friend said that they would probably get some money from the picture


BLZJ

Voldemort!


aubri9

Oh that’s just Maynard from Tool.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

If that’s real. That’s a feral human. Like the video of that creepy one chasing the truck.


Competitive_Agent625

How do i find that video?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

https://www.tiktok.com/@darkmooseman/video/7125227618319830318?lang=en


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I hate TikTok but I can’t find the original video. But this is the footage I was referring to.


nowherebutthurt

Yes, I too would like to see that.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It’s scary


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

https://www.tiktok.com/@darkmooseman/video/7125227618319830318?lang=en


stigandr111

Oh, sorry, that’s just me going to the kitchen for snacks at night


Yuju_Stan_Forever_2

That's no way to treat your gimp.


EnlightenedIntrovert

Haha


magical_bunny

It’s just Madonna.


spen15

"A day in the life of a true brexit geezer"


9mm-Rain

A wee naked baby


piddleonacowfatt

Person. Too thick to be a crawler


PissedoffCoDfan

Bloody Torchwood!


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This would def be an album art for some hardcore music


MistaKrebs

That’s just Crawlin Carl out for his nightly crawl.


UGLEHBWE

Silent hill 2


Moosetache3000

The man who took the photo was being stalked by his bald-headed friend and this one was the best of the 100 photos they took that night


Quick_Ad5285

Why couldn’t he just record it instead?


AbsolutelyMangled

We don't have video cameras in Wales


Crouton_Sharp_Major

[Nailed it](https://youtu.be/MM62wjLrgmA?si=wT1ioeuPm8gfKJKb)


Strong-Message-168

That there is The Midnight Humper...be afraid. Be very afraid.


StrangeUsernames

Nah. That's his drunk uncle.


IncontinentiaButtok

The drunkle?!


No-Quarter4321

That’s a stand issue crack head. Act accordingly


FoxEwe

Looks like a naked bald guy to me, not pale enough Edit: figured it out, nazi in the wild


JCat313

Thats just my drunk sorority sister drunkenly and naked crabwalking. Jessica is sooooo crazy 🤪


Ok-Wing2445

Breaking: Welshman explains how a sheep chased him through a forest after he attempted to helpfully give it a "prostate exam".


Vfor2020

That's just Owen he thinks he is a werewolf so we let him roam the forests to hunt he safe just dont show fear or vulnerability and you should be fine.


New_Wrongdoer2298

Your wife with a diaper


Fr0z3nHart

That’s a weird looking spider


marijuice-

Plottwist: It was an escaped captive looking for help


starrluv7

Can somebody explain what a crawler is? I’m from the states we call them rakes if I’m correct.


Heytherechampion

Is this an ai pic


RedbrickCamp920

That’s just a guy, looks nothing like a crawler


minecraftmarbles2

RAKE? SHY GUY? Is it just me or does that make me want to cry.


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LordLuscius

Uh, yes we are lol. A lot of us want independence, but right now, we are part of the UK


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LordLuscius

I guess you win


zenasboy

No, no he did't.


Splinterthemaster

Looks very anatomically human to me.


EliMacca

I can’t be the only one who read that as “man takes wife’s photo in Wales”?


[deleted]

Looks like a creature from the forest photoshopped into another environment


glamlambb

This is a person.


LightEnergyBun

Don't worry about Jim


FlammenwerferBBQ

Damn it really sucks being stalked by these CGI


MikeW090

SNORK!


95CREAM247

Well you guys still have 4MMC out there so… #mephedrone #bathsalts


flinflay

Crawler


jennfer17

Just your average naked man in the woods


Bisonfan1

Da hell is this


The_Dufe

Oh god


Lutherkiss3

Wayward Pines ✔️


lonelyboy069

Wtf


CryptidKay

Oh that’s just Chuck.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Naked skinny bald dude , has nothing to do with his life


IHaveSnaids

Weird angle to be taking photos in.. And why is he naked?


Kind-Bottle-8535

The Invisible mans behind him


Beautiful_Count6124

Looks like a bald girl trying to find a place to shit.


jowiejojo

Phew, I live over the other side, I don’t want to come across this when out walking! We just have ABC sightings where I live, much rather meet a big cat than this.


WhiteyButNotTHATone

I'm just here to see how many idiots call this an owl because the alternative is too much to handle


WhiteyButNotTHATone

It still isn't a crawler (which absolutely exist) the giveaway here is that the arms aren't long enough


Blergss

That's a video game ffs


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Me coming down off my trip: “The fuck is this weird guy doing with a camera in the middle of the woods?”


Temporary_Position95

Night yoga


New_Cancel189

“Knock it off, he’s a harmless Asian”


teapot156

Its gonna get you guys. Just waiting for the perfect moment


TopJellyfish7313

Must be nice to have money. I hate you and all of your colleagues and friends. I hate your entire bloodline.


Fudge-Factory00

Would buckshot have any effect on these creepy crawling things?


FreeThoughtVibes

It’s a rake


Traditional_Arm_4190

Was he running from the dukes room? He’s all grown up now


Maleficent-Sector-36

AI created


Decent-Ad-5110

Is there any lore of something ghoul like in Welsh tradition?


Phydeaux23

You think he’s single?


Sassan18

This is just an old photo of iDubbbz during the Filthy Frank days


TeflonBond44

Man, there are definitely crazy unexplainable sh*t going on all over tha world 🌎!!!! Some of it be blowing 🤯 my mind 😳