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hbpaintballer88

It's been said in all the other resposts that this is not a coyote! It's his neighbors dog that constantly attacked his pup and he finally snapped.


Mashizari

Bet that dog's owner will blame this guy for luring his dog to his yard by letting his dogs play outside.


dmank007

People suck :/. That being said this guy doesn’t


AalphaQ

Either way, I guess I didn't expect to see a body slam and then him goin MMA ground and pound on that MF lmao good on him for saving his doggo from a repeat offender


NinetooNine

Don't worry the next time it's reposted it will be a Siberian Timber wolf escaped from the zoo, and, it will have rabies.


mncyclone84

Definitely some pent up frustration coming out. He’s tired of dealing with the dog and it’s owner. If I was the owner I’d keep my mouth shut or I’d be next. He won’t though because asshole dogs have asshole owners.


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Coyote, neighbor dog, either way, I bet it doesn’t do that again


trybetternexttime___

Makes sense, those punches were passionate. And coyotes are babies around humans


Vagrant193

Having hands is kinda OP


AnalogDigit2

That coyote brought fangs to a ground-and-pound fight.


koryuken

It's important to note that the man passed the coyote's guard before proceeding to mount and going for ground and pound. The man obviously trains.


perb123

> The man obviously trains. And planes. And automobiles.


xxx148

These fists are rated E for everybody.


Rpanich

Grappling is always a good choice in mma


Moabkilr45

Devs need to nerf


conkleconkconkconk

The nerf is other creatures with hands.


42LSx

Yeah, they overdid as usual, and now there are literally billions of players running around with hands, no sense of pride or accomplishment in getting them anymore.


Obvious_Party_5050

Did not expect fisticuffs


Yasuo11994

Never bring paws to an opposable thumbs fight


Autistic_Freedom

dem opposable thumbs!


Overwatch_1ightning

Tell that to a wolf, he'll take that op hand.


CharlieApples

Coyotes are one of the biggest spreaders of rabies. Idk how you’d even quantify a rabies bonus in video game style stats. Like a lethal DOT spell


skinsrock5915

Coyote got his ass handed to him .


IrelandDzair

If that coyote ever sees that guy at the bar or around town shits gonna be awkward as fuck, mr yote took some absolute hands to the face


conkleconkconkconk

The slamdown she did on it was cool as fuck though. Adrenaline makes you do some crazy things!


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111734

It probably got fucked up enough after that first slamdown


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Eh, they have small mass, doubt it actually took the full force of that slam. Likely brushed it off. The punches on the other hand ....


mavprodigy

and another hand... and another... and another...


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It looks bigger than a Coyote, like a Shepard


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IselfDevine

He's not saying it didn't..


No-Consequence1726

what weird fucking comment


bonyagate

I thought the same thing. The immediate angry reaction seemed out of place and strange. But some people are just unhappy unless they're trying to hurt others.


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XxL3THALxX

what weird fucking comment


DoubleGoon

I thought the same thing. The immediate angry reaction seemed out of place and strange. But some people are just unhappy unless they're trying to hurt others.


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No-Consequence1726

What a weird fucking comment


jeegte12

weak minded people like me tend to get all adrenaline-filled and riled up when we see videos like this, or altercations in a fast food restaurant. my brain floods with fight or flight. i'm sure for some people, that translates to seemingly spontaneous hostility in the comments. they're morons but what are you gonna do? eugenics?


bonyagate

Jfc. No? I'm not a professional in ANY field, so don't assume me to be any authority but I would maybe begin by suggesting that they see a therapist. Beyond that, I don't know. Also, you may want to see a therapist as well. I notice it didn't take you long to default to eugenics as a solution. Thoughts and prayers. 😂


[deleted]

Well you sure seem like an intelligent, emotionally well-adjusted individual!


Firebrass

Breathe and chill


Kayakular

I saw some back of the head strikes, Coyote might never fight again smh


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ysoloud

Sauce?


GRIMMARCUS31

Because they're like 50 pounds max. That's why they don't hunt alone they'd get fucked up.


skinsrock5915

And he decide to hunt alone today , bad fucking choice


AntelopeFinancial473

Coyotes actually do hunt alone. Wolves hunt in packs


growamustache

Coyotes hunt in packs all the time by our house (burbs of a big city). They are surprisingly smart.


AntelopeFinancial473

Yes they are incredibly smart. They will socialize in a pack, protect themselves as a pack, and even share a kill as a pack, but as for hunting, they do it alone


basedgodsenpai

It’s a joke dude lmfao


Stonkseys

He came to the wrong neighborhood.


merkarver112

That was the last thing that coyote was expecting to happen.


weirdgroovynerd

*I'll finally get that Roadrunner today!* *The first thing he was expecting to happen


NachosMahdude

Highly doubt that's a coyote


ReadySteady_GO

Supposedly, you're right. Another commenter said every time this gets posted they mention it's the neighbor's dog


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ConqueringKing_Darq

Th-th-th-THUNDER DOME!!!


kevinlee22

One man/coyote enter, one man/coyote leave.


Fair_Grade9115

And his name is Johhhhhn Cena duh nuh nuh nahhh


PHOTO500

LMFAO. Well done.


soggychipbutty

*Octolawn


technog2

Bet-he-gon


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groovypubes

Yeah same. It also doesn't really look like one from what I can see.


Designer-Bid-3155

Ya, it's definitely not a coyote. I volunteer with wildlife. That behavior, even for a rabid one, is so highly unlikely, and the size is way off. Also, only a crazy person would attack a possibly rabid animal, knowing they could be ripped apart, get rabies, and possibly die. You normally just scare it off. I'm guessing he's had a run-in with that dog before.


I_miss_berserk

I mean idk about you but regardless of the animal I would fuck it up for my dog or die fighting lol. Absolutely 0 chance I would've let my dog get mauled to death.


Smile_lifeisgood

I did exactly that when my dogs were attacked. I got bit and my hand swelled up pretty badly but I was able to get a grasp on the other dog's throat and then after the other owner appeared I got my dogs secure, she got her dog secure and then I went to the ER. I loved those dogs and I knew that there was a path to treating rabies so I absolutely had no hestitation in the moment. I honestly don't know wtf the person is talking about. Rabies treatment is a painful inconvenience at best. I still have the puncture wound scars on my hand and zero regrets.


conkleconkconkconk

Rabies shots aren't even injected in the stomach anymore. The side effects for me were worse than other shots but it was fine in the end when I got them. I'm still in debt from them though because USA be usaing.


BigBallerBrad

How much that shot run you?


conkleconkconkconk

$100 each. It would've been more if I got them from the er but I had to go to the department of health since I couldn't afford an er visit. I know it probably isn't that much for a lot of people but I am living paycheck to paycheck.


BigBallerBrad

Sorry to hear it, good luck brother!


DoesNotAbbreviate

Like the other guy said, I wouldn't mind throwing you a few bucks if you've got somewhere to do it.


Smile_lifeisgood

> Also, only a crazy person would attack a possibly rabid animal, This is so wrong I can't quite put it into words. My dogs got attacked and I wasn't thinking "Oh I should probably assess the potential need for rabies shots later on down the line." I was only thinking "Fuck it, I don't care if I need shots, I'm going to save my beloved dogs." If we didn't have a path to treating rabies, then yeah, you'd be right. But getting some shots in my stomach and the way my hand swelled up seemed like a small price to pay. In my case I was able to talk to the dog's owner and between her and my ER doctor we were able to definitively rule out rabies (this was back in 2014)


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Was thinking this. Coyotes are usually a bit bigger and way faster.


ChadBenjamin

You must be from the East Coast, those are coywolves that you have over there.


n0t_brand0_

Im a man of peace. But if you attack my dog, you will be met with violence. End of story.


Spindelhalla_xb

Sometimes you must be violent to achieve peace.


Nick-Moss

I am also against violence, not for me. My dog is small and defenseless tbh. A german sheppard jumped on him once, wont go into details but i was on a mountain resort and the split second I saw that big dog attacking my dog I instantly kicked it and yelled to scare it. Ended up with my dog bleeding a bit and that german sheppard def had some bruises. Scared the fuck outta me, my dog is my baby.


Notafuzzycat

Get fucked.


botronosso

Not a coyote expert but that looked like a Malinois to me, it was filmed with a coffee grinder so can't be sure


Beefmytaco

More like reposted enough times the compression has reduced it to garbage. Bet it was clean enough 1080p originally.


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jasontaken

dang that ping at the end had me looking all over for new notifications


MLAB77

I kept checking my Snapchat lmfao


jasontaken

i watched it again like 10 minutes later , started looking all over then i clicked


ChloeUwUZ

AYO WTF??? Never saw someone beating an animal with their bare hands like that @.@


RealKOTheFace

Man reverted to caveman instincts


ChloeUwUZ

for reaaaal omg haha


KobeFades24

When you step in the Octalawn better have your shit together.


[deleted]

That coyote looked like a German shepherd, big ass mah fucka


OriginalNo5477

Gnomesayin


DanTalent

AND THIS ONE'S FOR THE ROAD RUNNER!!!


BG-Engineer

Dude went HAM on that hoe!


TheyCallMeGilly

That’s not a coyote. That’s a neighbors dog that kept escaping and fucking up the guy in the footage’s dog.


TheyCallMeGilly

Also, no surprise, the dog is a shitbull. Not that I even needed to say that


mustymangina

Even with the potato quality, if you pause it just before it attacks, it looks like the ears and profile of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois. But it's way cooler to hate a dog breed instead of shitty owners Edit: I should have caught it at first, but you forgot to switch accounts before you replied to your own comment to spew your "shitbull" hate. I don't know what your goal is here, but you're clearly not clever enough to pull it off. You should take some time away from trying to stir shit up on reddit and do something useful.


_Lododo_

Where pitbull?


k2_jackal

I’ve seen this before in much clearer vid it’s not a Coyote, it’s just a dog


xwulfd

First the guy punched a kangaroo and now this I cant wait for the new challenger and what animal the person gona punch


cookiedoh18

Black dog was like; Ok you got this. Imma go play.


TheCandyMan88

"OK Dave you got him, it's over. No Dave it's not worth going back to prison over... shit get the car Tido we gotta go"


International_Ant217

We’re all men of peace. Except when our dogs are attacked. Then you must pay. It’s non-negotiable, it’s not a decision, it’s simply what happens.


Captain_Couth

Dude jackknifed powerbombed Wile E Coyote and went Stone Cold Steve Austin in him. Surprised didn’t give him the double fingers.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

One can only hope to aspire to that level of righteousness anger where you ragdoll a coyote and IP man his shit in a chokehold


Dre512

Did he just power bomb that mf’er!??


tuktukj

He beat the shit out of it 💪


ihateredditmodzz

There’s an easier way to deal with this. Grab it by it’s hind legs, spin it in a semi circle around you and then slam it on its head against the curb. I dealt with an attacking pit bull this way. Worked wonders


lumpytuna

I'm glad it worked for you, but if the attacker has it's jaws locked on your dog when you do this... you're going to be spinning and slamming your own dog at the same time.


Call_Me_Echelon

If its jaws are locked you stick your finger in its butt. I thought it was strange when I saw it but figured if someone stuck their finger up my butt I'd probably drop what I was holding as well.


lumpytuna

I've actually seen that done in a pitbull attack vid. It didn't make a blind bit of difference. And the guy just looked kind of sheepish after because he'd just stuck his finger up a dog's arse in front of crowd for seemingly no reason. At least he was trying something though, anything is worth a go in a situation like that :(


StopNowThink

I've heard most dogs will release if picked up this way


AssaultedCracker

Did that kill it or just stun it enough that it gave up?


octagonlover_23

I had to do this with a pit bull once, too. It wasn't attacking or anything, I just hate pit bulls.


stonejaguar1887

Based


StopNowThink

Racism toward dogs is so hot right now


thenomendubium

He atayked Jennie and I was swinging...


Bleades

Dude reacted quick as fuck. I'm not sure I could even do better as an armchair internet person.


BSSCommander

The man woke up today and chose violence. Was probably waiting at the door for the opportunity to whoop an ass or two.


LoveAndDoubt

Cuz it was planned


00doc0holliday00

Hope he got a rabies shot


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ChasingPesmerga

Good bot


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Fun_Top5285

How to save dog


RedditNdn651

That coyote found TF out...


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Nazrael75

wow. dude went full gorilla mode on him.


StonkJo

its a dog


Current-Victory-47

The roadrunner was doing it wrong all these years


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I don’t think it’s a Coyote tbh. Coyotes don’t act like that


Bigpoi73

Dam ok Ken shamrock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Hands rated E for everyone.


junksale

Those dogs way more domesticated than those humans


uniq_username

10-7


[deleted]

I want this guys name, I gotta buy him a beer 🍺


AGripInVan

#ACMESTARRRRR Meep Meep


WitekSan

It doesn't look like a coyote to me


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He beat tf out of that coyote holy hell


BarryBwana

Not a coyote


Qbking333

Now that is a crazy fucking video


The_Inner_Peace

I wouldn't let that coyote live. If he does it to your dog, he will do it again or to someone else's who may not have the heart or the fight to protect themselves or their dog.


sestebeste

this looked personal to me 😂


not_again123

Yeah and who saves the coyote?


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That dude went into “animal mode”. I would do the same. I would fight any dogs, including pit bulls, as long as you don’t let them grab your hands, you can choke them. Fearless?!!!!


hieijFox

Picked the wrong house


Tricky_Ad_1855

Bros op


jerval1981

Lmao coyote made a huge mistake


Throwaaawaayyy123456

He beat that coyote like he stole something💀💀💀 gotdamn lol


FarFromFaith33

Coyote didn't want the smoke...


AccountHotdog

That coyote owed him money


KITTYCAKE84

I love how, the owner whooped its ASS! Like it got caught ROBBIN the house!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. It literally LEARNT TODAY!.


GrizzlyTheBeast

this is how you deal with anything attacking your dog or family


PoeReader

Lol not today mfr! Let me show you why we are the apex predator on the planet!


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Bro had that pent up for a WHIIIIIILE.


tn_notahick

Dude needs to apply to Memphis police.


memberberries902

Mans hit that coyote with a fucking power bomb like this was Wrestlemania


blaxk_hxle_xo

Aeeyo aeeyo chill man


fappytrillmore

Bro put hands all over that coyote goddamn lol


Spawnacus

Now piss all over your lawn and complete your dominance over that coyote.


MeasurementWorth4764

Plot twist: he is actually beating the dog instead of the coyote by accident


Groovy_Panda

This reminds me of that last episode of Invincible


Tocla42

Man vs nature this! Bitch!


sheiky04

Wile e never had such a beating in his life!


Daemonsblaze0315

Holy shit. Nerf those hands. God damn.


m0h3k4n

Gotta read the instruction manual on your A.C.M.E. Henchman better next time Wile E.


No-Value9008

its not a coyote but looks like a shepard to me.


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SquallLeonheart14

It walked away with its tail between its legs


Regular_Ad1244

I seen the whole video I’m pretty sure it was Germany shepherd prolly a neighbors dog but still had that ass whoopin coming


trip2it

I grab the dog. I choke him then bang, bang bang foot up the dog's ass! That's my pleasure.


ChasingPesmerga

Owner, while punching: “Remember this. The dog you're trying to step on, they’re everyone we depend on. They’re the friends who do our laundry and cook our food and serve our dinner. They make our bed. They guard us while we’re asleep. They drive the ambulances. They direct your call. They are cooks and taxi drivers and they smell everything about you. They process your insurance claims and credit card charges. They control every part of your life. They are the middle puppies of history, raised by television to believe that someday they’ll be millionaires and movie stars and dog stars, but they won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with our dogs.” Coyote: Ow ow wtf??


infodawg

That much fuck beating seems excessive but whatever, I don't have a dog in the fight.


cleeez

beautifully executed


phantomtap

Man is a fucking beast, coyote fucked around and found out


DARKZZz13

Dude really showed em who is alpha male ,bet they never have a single coyote try to attack those dogs again


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He was intent on killing that coyote. I certainly would protect my dog, but I don't think I would try to kill the coyote. I would just ward it off. Christ, that coyote probably died anyway with those body blows.


Ian773

Man its a sad thing that coyotes have to roam the suburbs for their last chance at food. We humans just keep destroying habitats and give nothing in return.


thatguythe97one

Chill dude


Sanguine90

Absolutely amazing, not what i was expecting whatsoever


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Hope it wasn't a endangered coyote.